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Oct 10, 2011, 1:34:38 AM10/10/11
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The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Imagination.
Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that's why Chaz is
a nervous wreck all the time.
Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement
making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.
The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it
would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins
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As for "All Grown Up" Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a
teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to
her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of
time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with
her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking
hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations
who were her only company, in a judgemental world
Angelica's mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was
schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew
in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized
because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but
always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and
made it after her mom's image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and
having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later
in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything,
dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was "canceled"
The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy's
brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and
her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and
a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with
them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu
ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too
late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he
grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in
All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his
weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to
her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats
breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.
On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He
was actually going to marry a different hooker, but she just wanted
him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from
her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from
Kira's stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was
in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz
and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really
happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but
was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz
Suzie was actually Angelica's only friend, who entertained the thought
of Angelica's creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and
teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of
drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica's death was
sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which
lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the
last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining
friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.
http://www.realwrestlecrap.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=ot2010&thread=312935&page=1
The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Imagination.
Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that's why Chaz is
a nervous wreck all the time.
Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement
making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.
The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it
would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins
-----------------------------
As for "All Grown Up" Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a
teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to
her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of
time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with
her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking
hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations
who were her only company, in a judgemental world
Angelica's mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was
schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew
in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized
because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but
always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and
made it after her mom's image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and
having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later
in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything,
dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was "canceled"
The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy's
brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and
her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and
a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with
them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu
ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too
late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he
grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in
All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his
weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to
her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats
breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.
On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He
was actually going to marry a different hooker, but she just wanted
him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from
her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from
Kira's stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was
in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz
and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really
happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but
was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz
Suzie was actually Angelica's only friend, who entertained the thought
of Angelica's creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and
teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of
drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica's death was
sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which
lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the
last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining
friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.
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<f64e35ed-a3d7-4017...@k24g2000prl.googlegroups.com>, TMC
<tmc...@gmail.com> wrote:
<f64e35ed-a3d7-4017...@k24g2000prl.googlegroups.com>, TMC
<tmc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
http://realwrestlecrap.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=offtopic&action=display&thread=385412&page=1
>
> The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Imagination.
<snip>
More like the Looney Tunes Theory ... whoever wrote all that drivel is
certainly a nutter and probably on strong medication / illegal
substances. :-\
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