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Experts Say That It's Not Racist To Say Low IQ Trump Is A Shit Eating Primate
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America First, Trump Last
May 31, 2018, 6:45:31 PM5/31/18
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The New York Times did a profile on Donald Trump’s lifelong butler
(OF COURSE he has a goddamn butler), and the man who was worked at
Donald Trump‘s Mar-a-Lago mansion for the past 60-years opened up
about The Donald’s steak eating habits and how he cuts his own hair
like some sort of plebeian.
By far the most disturbing passage from the NYT profile is the piece
about how Donald Trump takes his steak, it’s got me thinking that
Trump’s some sort of psychopath because there’s no other explanation
for why he’d eat his meat like he does:
He understands Mr. Trump’s sleeping patterns and how he likes his
steak (“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done”), and how
Mr. Trump insists — despite the hair salon on the premises — on doing
his own hair.
I mean, what the FUCK? I’m being 100% earnest right now, how in the
hell can we ever elect a man who eats his steak extremely well done?
If he doesn’t have a discerning enough palate to taste properly
cooked meat and instead prefers meat cooked to the point that it is
devoid of all flavor and juice then how in the shit do we expect him
to have the finesse to handle international relations?
He’s dealing in absolutes here. Donald Trump wants his meat cooked
one way and one way only: completely fucking torched. Trump can’t
even see that he’s doing something the wrong way because it’s the way
he does it, so he assumes it’s the right way, and in the context of a
Commander-In-Chief that’s some scary as fuck behavior. On this list
of steak temperatures Trump scores a ‘dog will refuse’
Other amazing excerpts from the New York Times‘ profile on Trump’s
butler include the hiring of a band to play ‘Hail to the Chief’ when
Donald Trump’s feeling down and out:
Mr. Senecal knows how to stroke his ego and lift his spirits, like
the time years ago he received an urgent warning from Mr. Trump’s
soon-to-land plane that the mogul was in a sour mood. Mr. Senecal
quickly hired a bugler to play “Hail to the Chief” as Mr. Trump
stepped out of his limousine to enter Mar-a-Lago.
Also, Trump doesn’t like to swim…What kind of man doesn’t like to go
swimming?
The butler’s up-close observations of Mr. Trump over the years have
revealed not only the mogul’s quirks — Mr. Trump rarely appears in
bathing trunks, for example, and does not like to swim — but also his
habitual, self-soothing exaggerations.
must-see-imagery-usa-steak
(OF COURSE he has a goddamn butler), and the man who was worked at
Donald Trump‘s Mar-a-Lago mansion for the past 60-years opened up
about The Donald’s steak eating habits and how he cuts his own hair
like some sort of plebeian.
By far the most disturbing passage from the NYT profile is the piece
about how Donald Trump takes his steak, it’s got me thinking that
Trump’s some sort of psychopath because there’s no other explanation
for why he’d eat his meat like he does:
He understands Mr. Trump’s sleeping patterns and how he likes his
steak (“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done”), and how
Mr. Trump insists — despite the hair salon on the premises — on doing
his own hair.
I mean, what the FUCK? I’m being 100% earnest right now, how in the
hell can we ever elect a man who eats his steak extremely well done?
If he doesn’t have a discerning enough palate to taste properly
cooked meat and instead prefers meat cooked to the point that it is
devoid of all flavor and juice then how in the shit do we expect him
to have the finesse to handle international relations?
He’s dealing in absolutes here. Donald Trump wants his meat cooked
one way and one way only: completely fucking torched. Trump can’t
even see that he’s doing something the wrong way because it’s the way
he does it, so he assumes it’s the right way, and in the context of a
Commander-In-Chief that’s some scary as fuck behavior. On this list
of steak temperatures Trump scores a ‘dog will refuse’
Other amazing excerpts from the New York Times‘ profile on Trump’s
butler include the hiring of a band to play ‘Hail to the Chief’ when
Donald Trump’s feeling down and out:
Mr. Senecal knows how to stroke his ego and lift his spirits, like
the time years ago he received an urgent warning from Mr. Trump’s
soon-to-land plane that the mogul was in a sour mood. Mr. Senecal
quickly hired a bugler to play “Hail to the Chief” as Mr. Trump
stepped out of his limousine to enter Mar-a-Lago.
Also, Trump doesn’t like to swim…What kind of man doesn’t like to go
swimming?
The butler’s up-close observations of Mr. Trump over the years have
revealed not only the mogul’s quirks — Mr. Trump rarely appears in
bathing trunks, for example, and does not like to swim — but also his
habitual, self-soothing exaggerations.
must-see-imagery-usa-steak
Gunner Asch
May 31, 2018, 10:15:05 PM5/31/18
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Waiting for Trumps second turn to give you good reasons to kill
yourself.
Unless we kill you first.
Gunner
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