Here we are, Rockford
fans. I know it's been a while since our last review, but I'm now back to
jog your memories once again. I think that from now on, I will only commit
to one episode per month. I may do more than that, but that's all I'm
committing to.
I'm
saddened to say that the "Summer of Rockford" is now officially over, but
we now have before us the "Autumn of Rockford." It's time to dissect
another Rockford episode. I think you're gonna like this one. It's
called "In Pursuit of Carol Thorne," starring Lynette Mettey as Carol Thorne,
and Robert Symonds as Miles Keeley. It first aired November 8, 1974.
This is the first con game episode, although Jim doesn't initiate the con,
rather he is the unwitting pawn to one. It's entertaining, so sit back and
enjoy the humor.
The show begins at some
women's prison called, "California Institute." A blonde woman exits the
prison, obviously just released. As she climbs into the bus to
leave, we see a shifty looking man in a brown Dodge beginning to
follow her. Cutting back to the inside of the bus, Jimmy is seated a
couple of rows back from her, wearing hat and glasses. As the woman gets
off the bus, so does Jim, and the man in the Dodge waits across the
street. The woman notices a beauty salon, and crosses the street to check
it out. So Jim and the other guy use this opportunity to make phone
calls at nearby payphones. From the phone conversation, the other man is
supposed to be on the lookout for Rockford, and tells whomever is on the phone
he hasn't seen him. They were expecting him to follow the bus.
Jim calls Rocky, who's at a payphone as well, and is complaining about the
trouble he went through to keep this certain payphone clear. Jim cuts to
the chase, and gives Rocky his location so that Rocky can give him a
new location. The blonde parolee leaves the salon, and goes to a rental
car dealership, where she picks out a Chevy Nova. Those of you who are
paying close attention will notice that she takes one look at a gold Firebird
just like Jimbo's, and rejects it. Jim calls Rocky at the payphone he was
just at, and we see a phony warning note on the glass of that payphone, put
there by Jim to keep people from using it. Here he gives Rocky the
final location, and waits for Rocky to arrive. The timing is just about
right. Jim yanks Rocky out of his car, leaving him stranded, and
follows Miss Blondie down the road, waving to the Dodge guy as he goes.
The Dodge tries to give chase, but soon finds out two of his tires are
completely flat, courtesy of Jimmy boy.
Inside one of those
seventies restaurants with the booths, Jimmy tries a scam on Miss
Blondie to get in with her. He pretends to have lost his wallet in that
booth, and when she isn't looking he slips it under the table for her to
find. When he tells her that his wallet is imitation alligator, he
has to cover for that slip up by claiming to be a conservationist. He then
lets it casually slip out that he bets on horses. After she "finds"
his wallet, the conversation turns to betting on the ponies, and
what Jimbo does for a living: "I'm a sports, uh investment manager
specializing in off track arrangements." She retorts: "A bookie."
Jimbo: "I, uh, freelance a little." with a smile that's ear to ear.
She tells him she's from Detroit, recovering from a divorce--B.S. She
talks him into taking on some action, but he calls Rocky instead of really
placing a bet. The conversation is classic. Rocky says: "You been
drinkin'? Stay off the freeways, huh?" LOL.
Now we're
at Jim's motel room. A couple of guys knock on the door, and the blond one
claims their with the police, but he flips that wallet open and closed so
quickly, you have to be suspicious. The blond "cop" asks to come
in, that he doesn't like standing in the hall, and Jimbo says: "Then you
shouldn't a joined the force." They bring up Jim's record, and push
comes to shove, Jim decides it would be better if he let them
in. Mr. Blond asks about Carol Thorne, the gal Jim's
been investigating. Jim decides to play dumb when they tell him
she's an ex con. They warn him to stay away from Carol Thorne. As
they're leaving, Jim asks to see the badge again, pretty certain these
guys are not with the police: "Say, could I see that badge again?...I didn't get
too good a look at it, it looked like one of those things they hand out
a Disneyland." Mr. Blond refuses.
The next
scene is his clients' cozy little white house with the picket fence. His
clients are an elderly couple who have hired Jim to try and find their son,
Cliff Hoad. Apparently, Mrs. Hoad has put off an operation in
hopes of finding their son first. The Hoads persuade Jim to tell
Carol about the visit with the "police," thinking that that
would lead them straight to Cliff. As soon as Rockford leaves, the
"Hoads" revert back to a couple of savvy con artists, who are using Jim as
a mark to find Cliff Hoad. As Miles leaves, to "keep tabs" on
Jim, he tells Dixie that there's some "cold beer in the ice
box."
Jim and
Carol are now on a date at a favorite restaurant of Jimmy's. The
waiter knows Jim, and gives him a tip on a horse. Carol is looking
pretty fine. Jim shows her that the wine list he was given is actually the
odds for the tracks across the country. She has more picks for him, and he
has dire predictions for her bets. He makes a crack about the food: "You
don't order in here, you eat the corned beef hash. Ya eat anything
else in here, eight to five that you die." Then Carol makes mention of her
"divorce", and Jim decides to lay the cards on the table about the visit by the
"cops." He tells her he knows she just got out of the joint, and tells her they
told him to stay away from her. Jim makes a statement that reflects
the attitude of the whole series: "...As far as I'm concerned, if you
haven't been in the joint, you're not completely trustworthy." They
end up bonding closer as a result of this
revelation.
Early the
next morning, Jim is waiting outside Carol's motel room as she
quickly scats out of town in a white outfit, with Jim in tow. Later
on in the day, as Jim is sleeping in his motel room, Carol knocks on his
door, aware that he is following her, and pointing a gun at him.
She says: "In," and he says, "Oh, we're not aloud to have girls in our
room." Ha ha. She wants to know who he is, and why he's
following her, and he retorts, with poise, that he's an "agent of the
P.R.W." That's the "Parole Rehabilitation Watch." She doesn't
believe his shuck and jive, and demands his wallet. It's got his real
I.D., and she now knows he's a private investigator. He tells her, with
some prodding, that he's working for Cliff Hoad's parents. She asks for a
description of Mr. Hoad, and deduces that he's a con man named Miles Keeley, not
Cliff's father. It turns out that Cliff, Miles and some others hit a
Marine Corps payroll, and now they're using Jimbo to find Cliff
because Cliff ended up with the money. Now Jimmy needs a little
convincing, so she tells him to verify it through 411, and he does.
Meanwhile, she's still got the gun on him. She offers to cut Jim in
for 20% of the recovery fee for the money, and he agrees, reaching his
hand out as if to shake hers, and snatching the gun out of her
hand. He ties her up, and tells her to open her mouth so he can stick a
handkerchief in it, and she refuses, so he stomps her foot, and then stuffs it
in her open mouth.
While
Jimmy's on his way over to her motel room to get her stuff, Miles Keeley and Mr.
Blond are rifling through her belongings looking for clues to Hoad's
whereabouts. They hear Jim coming, and are waiting for him when he
enters. They demand to know where she is, and Jimmy refuses to tell
them. They search him, and find his motel key. A banter goes back
and forth between Jim's and Miles' con man egos, and Jim denies that
Carol is at his motel room. They decide to take Jim with them,
threatening his life if he gets out of hand. As they're leaving the motel
room along the corridor, two conventioneers are ahead of them, and Jim sidles of
to them and attempts to blow Keeley and Mr. Blond's cover, and escape their
grasp down the stairs. Keeley sees Jim start to make a break for it,
so he says to Jim: "We better not, Jim. We've gotta pick up Margaret and
the girls." and Jim says, as he shoves past the two innocent businessmen:
"Oh, Margaret still has the flu and the girls can stay with
your sister." This gives Jim enough time to exit the
premises and pick up Carol at his motel room. They catch up while
Carol's getting into the car, and Jim manages to ditch them. They stop
somewhere, and Carol cuts Jim's percentage of the recovery fee in half.
Jim says: "For ten percent, I don't risk my neck, I just stand around--look
tough." and Carol retorts: "Well I hope that'll have a calming effect on
your driving."
Inside the local cop shop,
Keeley is scamming the sheriff into putting an APB out for Rockford's car,
claiming he is Jim Rockford, and that a couple stole his
Firebird. He fakes an illness that requires medicine that's supposedly in
the glove box of Jimbo's car, so that they are forced to take Keeley and Mr.
Blond with them when they spot Jimbo's car.
A little later on, somewhere
outside of town, Jimbo's being pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
The sheriff holds them on the hood at gunpoint till the Sheriff can
arrive. The sheriff arrives momentarily, and Keeley makes like Jim is his
son, thereby explaining the mixup. Mr. Blond pretends to get the meds out
of the glove box, and Jim goes along with the scam, no doubt impressed with this
guy's tenacity and gumption. In any event, the sheriff is not fooled, but
he's got other things to do, so he leaves them with the warning: "Stay out
of my county." As the cops round the bend, Jim tries to grab for the
gun in the car, but Mr. Blond is way ahead of him. Now Carol goes turncoat
on Jim, claiming he forced her to bring him to Cliff Hoad at
gunpoint. They decide they'll have to cut Jim in, and
opt to have it taken out of Cliff's end.
So they all hop into Jim's
Firebird, and Mr. Blond has his gun pointed intently at Jim. Jim and Carol
pressure the two of them to throw the guns out of the car. Jim asks why
Keeley hasn't thrown his gun out, and Carol remarks that he doesn't have one
because he's "afraid" of them.
At Cliff Hoad's house,
the four of them have evidently broken in and are waiting for him to
return. When he does, he's understandably startled by their
presence. Keeley and Hoad have an exchange where Keeley
accuses him of ripping them off, but he doesn't hold it against Hoad. Hoad
wants to know who Jim is, and Jim makes up a story about being the inside
man. Hoad doesn't believe this, and doesn't want to cut him in, especially
since it's coming out of his share. So Keeley says: "Sorry, Jim, I guess
you're out." Jim replies: "What ever happened to honor among
thieves?" Jim tries to weaken the other players hands by telling Hoad
that the statute of limitations had run out on the crime, and he can turn the
money in himself, and collect the reward. Keeley tries
to raise reasonable doubt in Cliff's mind,
telling him the statute runs out in seven years, not
three. Jim tells him to call a lawyer. Cliff gets angry, and
tells everyone to get out, and Mr. Blond knocks him over the back of the
head, while Keeley pulls out his gat. Jim says: "Oh, now, we were supposed
to get rid of our guns." Keeley retorts, with a crooked smile, a trainload
of cynicism, and a smidgen of sheepishness: "I cheat." Can you
say laughter?
So they tie Jim and Cliff
up, and search the house. Jim asks Cliff if they'll find the money, and he
says "no". He tries to convince Cliff to cooperate with these
guys.
Apparently, Cliff took
Jim's advice, and took them out to a valley where Cliff had hid the loot.
Cliff starts getting hysterical, because he hadn't been back to
the place in three years, and it now appears that a reservoir has taken the
place of the valley and right over his hiding place. So they all
appear to give up, and go their separate ways.
Back at Cliff's pad, maybe a day or
two later, Jim pulls up in Cliff's classic Chevy stationwagon. Cliff
complains that the seats have been all cut up by the Feds, when they
were retrieving the money that Cliff and Jimbo turned in. Jim gives
him a check for $5,000, and tells him they didn't get the %10
they were supposed to, they got 1%. Jim asks Cliff if he
wants to see a receipt to prove that what Jim is telling him is true, but Cliff
trusts Jimbo:"...Well I trust you--you're my friend." Jim leaves saying:
"See ya Cliff. And uh, stay out of trouble, will ya?" as he raises his
eyebrows and leaves.
When he returns to his
trailer, he opens the door to find Carol Thorne, holding a gun on him, asking
him how much he got. Jim denies getting anything from any Feds. He
asks her to put the gun away, and she does. She says: "You're not much of
a guy." and he says: "The feeling's mutual." She decides to bait him,
accusing him of welshing on his bets, which brought a strong denial from
Jimbo: "I never welshed on a bet. That's different." She got
him, hook, line and sinker. "Then pay me $3,000." It turns out
that she won three of the bets she had him "place" while he was being a
bookie. He checked the math on it, and she was right. He dutifully
pays her. He says: "You're really hard on a man's
ego." to which she replied: "Take me to dinner and I'll fix
that." He says: "You're on." and then that sentimental
music plays, signaling the end to another episode. Be sure to tune in
next time when we review episode 10, The Dexter Crisis. Until then,
Rockford on!
"We're all scared to death. I guess that's the penalty
we pay for living in a world where all the price tags end in 99 cents, and we
sell mortuary plots on billboards next to the freeway. What you do is, you
just keep laughing....They're gonna kiss your hand, honey, 'cause you are a
Countess" --James Garner as Jim Rockford; The Rockford
Files