Another Stupid Wavy G Post (ASWGP), #317

StainlessSteal

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Feb 1, 2002, 10:43:57 PM2/1/02

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>Our slogan, and our entire ad campaign will be simple - SLURPEE'S: ONE MORE
>PAPER TOWEL THAN BOUNTY. How does this sound???

How about we package the paper towels in a brown paper bag? That way, its NEW
AND INNOVATIVE packaging, just what a bored public wants! Of course, when they
open this packaging, they will find that there are NO paper towels! It will
all be a cruel hoax! They will just get a roll of old newspaper or something!

Wavy P. Gee

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Feb 2, 2002, 11:32:52 AM2/2/02

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"StainlessSteal" <stainle...@aol.com> wrote in message
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You are NOT going to be stinking rich with the rest of us.

HatchetMama

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Feb 2, 2002, 11:36:49 AM2/2/02

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"Wavy P. Gee" <whokill...@consarnit.org> wrote in message
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Can't we be rich and still be nice smelling?

little toad

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Feb 2, 2002, 12:51:53 PM2/2/02

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Wavy P. Gee peeled some carrots in
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[...]

> Cut to a
> scenario of a woman in the kitchen, going about her womanly duties,

"WOMANLY DUTIES" SHTICK REJECTED!

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little toad

StainlessSteal

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Feb 2, 2002, 2:57:45 PM2/2/02

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>You are NOT going to be stinking rich with the rest of us.

Well, then I suppose this would be the point where I tell you to kiss my ass.

Wavy P. Gee

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Feb 2, 2002, 3:35:18 PM2/2/02

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"little toad" <littl...@this.is.invalid> wrote in message
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Oh come on. What was wrong with that?

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> little toad

little toad

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Feb 2, 2002, 5:13:23 PM2/2/02

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Wavy P. Gee peeled some carrots in

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> "PButler111" <pbutl...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20020201180746...@mb-fe.aol.com...
>> >Subject: Another Stupid Wavy G Post (ASWGP), #317
>> >From: "Wavy P. Gee" whokill...@consarnit.org
>> >Date: 2/1/2002 4:11 PM Central Standard Time
>> >Message-id: <ioE68.27393$RC7.277...@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com>
>> >
>> >Hiya solks! Wavy G here. That's right, I'm back! Got a little
>> >question for yous. Listen up:
>>
>> Is there some reason you're cross-posting this garbage to the Barry
>> Manilow newsgroup?
>
> Is there some reason you're from the Barry Manilow newsgroup and you're
> admitting that, LOL?

you have a -live one- on the line, wavy. a tree-house and boat might even
have a chance to appear at some time in the future. alt.writing, not
manilow.
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little toad

little toad

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Feb 2, 2002, 5:14:09 PM2/2/02

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Wavy P. Gee peeled some carrots in

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sexist tripe rejected.
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little toad

little toad

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Feb 2, 2002, 5:17:53 PM2/2/02

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Wavy P. Gee peeled some carrots in

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> "MarketTrends" <markett...@aol.com> wrote in message
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>> >From: "wildearth"
>>
>> >If he wants to get STINKING RICH selling >his paper towels to women,
>> >all he needs to do is rename it "Wavy G-Spot >Cleaner."
>>
>> This is your idea of amusing and insightful?
>> I'm REALLY embarrassed for you now.
>
> Really. I git in trouble for stating what "womanly duties" are,
> (cooking and cleaning, etc.), yet this guy can git away with that???
> THIS IS UNFARE.

i don't read every post made to the usenet, wavy and the womanly duties
shtick is still rejected as sexist tripe.

that said, my g-spot doesn't need a cleaning. it needs a fingering.
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little toad

little toad

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Feb 2, 2002, 5:30:02 PM2/2/02

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Wavy P. Gee peeled some carrots in
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> "MarketTrends" <markett...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20020202000055...@mb-ch.aol.com...
>> >From: "wildearth"
>>
>> >If he wants to get STINKING RICH selling >his paper towels to women,
>> >all he needs to do is rename it "Wavy G-Spot >Cleaner."
>>
>> This is your idea of amusing and insightful?
>> I'm REALLY embarrassed for you now.
>
> Really. I git in trouble for stating what "womanly duties" are,
> (cooking and cleaning, etc.), yet this guy can git away with that???
> THIS IS UNFARE.

i don't read every post maded to the usenet, wavy and the womanly duties

Wavy P. Gee

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Feb 3, 2002, 12:51:45 AM2/3/02

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"little toad" <littl...@this.is.invalid> wrote in message

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Not only can I provide you with a solution to that problem, I can provide
you with 10.

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> little toad

Wavy P. Gee

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Feb 3, 2002, 12:53:43 AM2/3/02

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"little toad" <littl...@this.is.invalid> wrote in message

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Oh stop. Come on, girls love me. Tell me you can resist me. Tell me you
can resist my "cute dumb guy" charm. Hmmm?? Don't you think its so cute
and irrisistable??????

I wove you, "wittle toad". Hmm??

Now come on to bed honey.

But first...

Can you make me a sanwich?

Hmmmmmm???? Pwetty pweeeeeese???????

Wavy P. Gee

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Feb 3, 2002, 1:06:45 AM2/3/02

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"little toad" <littl...@this.is.invalid> wrote in message

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Who, and what the hell are you talking about?

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> little toad

Tubby Chubbs

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Feb 3, 2002, 9:35:10 AM2/3/02

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On Sun, 03 Feb 2002 06:06:45 GMT, "Wavy P. Gee"
<whokill...@consarnit.org> added to the entropy with:

C'mon, d00d. The boat; the *treehouse*. I mean, dood !

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Tubby Chubbs, mhm i x i

sh0ck the m0nkey

BASTiD

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Feb 3, 2002, 4:06:38 PM2/3/02

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littl...@this.is.invalid (little toad) wrote in message news:<Xns91A9A7C907...@207.14.113.17>...

Wayhhavey fukko! yous a fukkin hom! Ur a clitwad also. I hope we can B frendS

like *PEEEE!!!!!!!!!*