Is Hatchetmama wierd or scary?
HatchetMama
I, being who I am, do not have an "online personality" in most newsgroups. I am me.
I have received statements concerning my scariness. i.e., "you never cease to scare
the living hell out of me" (sorry BRS, that's the first won that came to me... it's
just won of the many times it's been said). When asked why, they answer with things
that are simply me.
Sooooo, this leads me to believe I am scary to "normal" people, and to some scary
people too. Maybe even freakish. I have been called this before, so... eh.
I took a test to see if I am a freak, however, I have nothing to compare the score
on, and that is why I am here today.
Please take this extremely long quiz, and tell me your results. If you don't want
to, that's okay too. (not really, but oh well.)
Here are mine:
Here is the result of your freak Purity Test.You answered "yes" to 262 of 500
questions, making you 47.6% freak pure (52.4% freak corrupt); that is, you are 47.6%
pure in the freak domain (your strangeness is 52.4%).
http://breakfast.itgo.com/freaktest.html
About the scoring: If you are 99% pure, it means you are only 1% freak. That is bad.
99% corrupt is a good score, it means you are 99% freak!
Thank you pla!
-HM
HatchetMama
"HatchetMama" <Funkmistressof...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Please disregard the prior message.
It has been pointed out to me that it is a good thing to be the way I am, considering
most of the people on Usenet, and in the world today. It keeps random wierdos away,
mostly.
I have decided that I'd rather not know how I compare (I think I already do know,
anyhow).
Thanks, pla.
-HM
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Dawn
I have a short attention span so I wussed out after only 50 questions.
Now I'll never know.
ps I don't think you're weird *or* scary*.
Wavy Pee G.
Laurie
Here's what I got:
You answered "yes" to 16 of 500 questions, making you 96.8% freak pure (3.2%
freak corrupt); that is, you are 96.8% pure in the freak domain (your
strangeness is 3.2%).
Dang, that was a long test!
Dawn
wrote:
Yeah? Well BRS thinks you shouldn't be trusted around small children.
Besides, who the fuck asked you?
( i think it's that time again. fuck.)
Dawn
Yes it is. I couldn't do it. I know where it was headed though. Sadly,
I'm no freak.
Wavy Pee G.
Hatchetmama. She aksed everywon, didn't she?
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> ( i think it's that time again. fuck.)
Yikes. time for me to pretend to be nice again for a little while.
Dawn
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No. She just asked me.
>> ( i think it's that time again. fuck.)
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>Yikes. time for me to pretend to be nice again for a little while.
PRETEND? PREFUCKINGTEND?
HatchetMama
thankyouiloveyoudawn
HatchetMama
"Wavy Pee G." <FUC...@WAVYG.COM> wrote in message
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it's pretty mutual Wavy.
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HatchetMama
"Laurie" <zot...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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you're an unfreak! that's soooo cool!
and I don't scare you?
maybe it's a guy thing...
Soapy
I've gotten about half way through.
> ps I don't think you're weird *or* scary*.
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me either
Soapy
"Laurie" <zot...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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I'm 15% freak.
HatchetMama
"Soapy" <so...@attepac.net> wrote in message
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yayiloveyoualso.
It HAS to be a guy thing.
interesting.
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DAVIDHERO
<Funkmistressof...@hotmail.com> (my pla) says
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::Okay. Here's the situation:
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You mean it isn't your real name?
Respectfully submitted by,
David Hero
HatchetMama
"DAVIDHERO" <DAVI...@TEEHE3.net> wrote in message
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eh? I didn't hear you right.
marci
marci
(((((dawon)))))
Dawn
you give the best hugs.
Laurie
They didn't ask the right questions for my brand of freakiness. Now if they'd
have asked "Have you ever sewn a really huge bra out of a bedsheet," I'da been
in trouble.
Laurie
Nope, you don't scare me.
>maybe it's a guy thing...
It must be.
Soapy
"Laurie" <zot...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
I had a dream about Ben Stein last night.
Dawn
Was it sexual?
Did you win Ben Stein's money? IYKWIM?!1?!
HatchetMama
"Laurie" <zot...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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At least, I don't think so.
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HatchetMama
"marci" <mns...@gte.net> wrote in message
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> neither.
neither? are you sure? please don't take offense, but i'd have thought for sure you'd
think I was weird. or at least strange.
Wavy Pee G.
HatchetMama <MinorPrincessofRan...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Wow, you really are a freak.
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HatchetMama
"Wavy Pee G." <FUC...@WAVYG.COM> wrote in message
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May I lick your retinas?
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Wavy Pee G.
HatchetMama <MinorPrincessofRan...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Yeah baby yeah.
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HatchetMama
OoOoOo yeah! 'scuse me while I remove them first...
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Wavy Pee G.
HatchetMama <MinorPrincessofRan...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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What's a "retina"?
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HatchetMama
I'll be right over to explain, so shh... just hold still. it won't hurt for long.
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Wavy Pee G.
HatchetMama <MinorPrincessofRan...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Are you still trolling us?
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HatchetMama
Whoa.
Trolling? Seriously, No.
I do really lick peoples eyeballs. I don't remove them first to do it.
You're just fun to mess with. Did I scare you or sumptin?
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Soapy
Um....yeah, sort of.
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No. I woke up. Somewon was banging the cabinet door.
Soapy
"HatchetMama" <MinorPrincessofRan...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Everybody's weird. If you know somewon and you don't think they're weird,
you don't know them that well.
Soapy
"HatchetMama" <MinorPrincessofRan...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Here's a pic for you. Ben's the older won. I don't get it, I always used
to like Jimmy best.
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/1633/benjim.jpg
HatchetMama
His voice has this tranquilizing effect on me.
HatchetMama
Soapy
"HatchetMama" <MinorPrincessofRan...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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Maybe that's why I dreamed about him.
marci
i bet cc and boo give better hugs. (nothing like graham crackery
little kid hugs)
marci
HatchetMama
I forgot you'd been hangin out near Wavy for awhile... no wonder nothin phases you
Dawn
You're "different"...in a refreshing way.
Laurie
Right now I'm doing a bunch of weird stuff for my uncle's 60th bday party in 2
1/2 weeks. We're having the "senior citizen special olympics." We're dividing
everyone up in teams and having contests that have to do with old people stuff,
like walkers, depends, dentures and those hemmoroid donuts. The winners get
medals and "Bob bucks" for the big auction at the end, we're only serving soft
foods, and we all have to dress like old people. And yet I only got 3.2%
freak. Go figure.
Laurie
HatchetMama
You have no idea how much better I feel.
HatchetMama
"Laurie" <zot...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
hehe
Dawn
See, you know who he is.
He does those 'Clear Eyes' commercials. Plus HERO had a crush on him
wonce.
HatchetMama
AAaahhh!!! So THAT'S why he reacted to this question the way he did.
He's HAD his retinas licked before!
By HERO? damb. beat me to it.
Dawn
I love your family. Please adopt me.
BASTiD
RU freeK?/?? wgaf? RU week or RU hairy - my 2c says wiv a name like
hatchiemomma ur a hair stylist and the only scareeei fing about U is
ya false nails. and ur bref mabbee. go bak and shave ya boyfriends
bak!
scarI? next!
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Hatchet Mama
"BASTiD" <iSHOT...@antisocial.com> wrote in message
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Boy are you off.
Learn to type and get a real vocabulary, or can I make you my bitch boy?
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