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kelly33

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Jun 26, 2003, 7:43:44 PM6/26/03
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1). His insightful and highly entertaining posts make this a better
newsgroup
2). He fills my day with genuine laughter and joy.
3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).
4). He has to be the most handsome man in the froup because all us
chicks have a huge crush on him. (I know I'm not the only one for a
fact).
5). He sent me a telephone that FARTS instead of rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU BIG RED SHARK!!!!

John McGuirk

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Jun 26, 2003, 7:55:41 PM6/26/03
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"kelly33" <kel...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Yeah, whatever.Give me a ring when you hit 108.


Russell B

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Jun 27, 2003, 12:20:03 AM6/27/03
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On 26 Jun 2003 16:43:44 -0700, kelly33 wrote:

>3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).

If your goat hangs around here any longer he's gonna become my common-law
wife, lol.

Russell B

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Jun 28, 2003, 9:36:12 AM6/28/03
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Sorry, KELLY33, I didn't mean that. At all. I hope we're still friends.

Russell B

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Jun 29, 2003, 3:54:02 PM6/29/03
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AOL, LOL?

Steve Raznar

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Jun 29, 2003, 4:44:31 PM6/29/03
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>From: Russell B hotrev...@hawaii.com
>Date: 6/29/2003 3:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <bdng6b$aju$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

I don't get your jollies anymore, lol.


Steve Raznar
Steve Raznar

Russell B

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Jun 29, 2003, 4:50:57 PM6/29/03
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I'm no homophobe, but if I catch you anywhere near my jollies I will sock
you in the jaw.

Steve Raznar

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Jun 29, 2003, 5:51:34 PM6/29/03
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>From: Russell B hotrev...@hawaii.com
>Date: 6/29/2003 4:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <bdnjh3$7j$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

Don't worry, RB, I have a boyfriend and don't waste my time on straight guys.
Wavy, on the other hand....

maura

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:07:29 PM6/29/03
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"Russell B" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
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Hi.

What's a donkey punch? Also, what's a sausage party? Do you know what
cougar is slang for? These are all things I heard this weekend.

The cougar part used in a sentence was. "We tried to invite all kinds of
chicks to come. We even got blown off by cougars."

I'm pretty sure sausage party is where the ratio of men to girls is 50:1,
and cougars are chicks over 40, but wtf is a donkey punch? Something to do
with what happens when you do something homo and then get mad and punch the
dude?

TIA.


Steve Raznar

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:22:03 PM6/29/03
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From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com

[...]

Who the hell are you?

Russell B

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:38:56 PM6/29/03
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Hiya, Maura. You are correct about sausage party and cougar. A donkey
punch is when you are having sex with a girl "doggy-style" (some say it has
to be anal), and just before you climax you punch her in the back of the
head hard enough to make her tighten up on you.

Like all the other sexual-dirty-tricks slang ("dirty sanchez," "angry
dragon," etc.), nobody ever actually does this. The purpose of these
words, as you've probably figured out, is to be able to demonstrate your
knowledge of them to people at parties, thus establishing that you have
enough social interaction in your life to know hip slang terms.

HTH,
YF,
RB

maura

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:41:56 PM6/29/03
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"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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> From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
>
> [...]
>
> Who the hell are you?


Clealy, sir, you are a moron.

I am maura.


Steve Raznar

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:44:23 PM6/29/03
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>From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com

No, no, no, noooo. You're confusing me with the other Steve (Perkoff). HE is
the on-mor, I mean moron.

>I am maura.

What do you look like?


Steve Raznar
Steve Raznar

maura

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:50:44 PM6/29/03
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"Russell B" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
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Thank you RB, I knew you'd know.

I was at a sausage party last night and felt like they were all speaking in
a foreign language.


maura

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:52:16 PM6/29/03
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"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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A little like BRS, but without the naked chicks standing on either side of
me.

>
>
> Steve Raznar
> Steve Raznar


John McGuirk

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Jun 29, 2003, 6:49:37 PM6/29/03
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"Russell B" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
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IAWTP


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Jun 29, 2003, 10:59:55 PM6/29/03
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http://www.nitz.net/sex.html

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Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on
Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won't be able to do anything
to get him out of your group unless you ignore him.

Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she's not.

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Flipper Mike

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Jun 30, 2003, 12:50:32 PM6/30/03
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NAACP

maura

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Jun 30, 2003, 2:16:33 PM6/30/03
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"Flipper Mike" <fli...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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YMCA


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JDL

Wavy G

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Jun 30, 2003, 4:23:44 PM6/30/03
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For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before Russell B
<hotrev...@hawaii.com>....

You're not? Aren't you afraid that won day you might turn queer?


>but if I catch you anywhere near my jollies I will sock
>you in the jaw.

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"Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my own
little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting into this!
WHEE.

Wavy G

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Jun 30, 2003, 4:25:33 PM6/30/03
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For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before "maura"
<puddi...@hotmail.com>....

How does he keep them propped up like that?


>
>>
>>
>> Steve Raznar
>> Steve Raznar

Wavy G

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Jun 30, 2003, 4:27:20 PM6/30/03
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For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before "maura"
<puddi...@hotmail.com>....

>

What's a "sausage party"?

maura

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Jun 30, 2003, 6:05:08 PM6/30/03
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"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
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> For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of
peace
> and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before "maura"
> <puddi...@hotmail.com>....
>
> >
> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >news:20030629184423...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >>
> >> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >> >news:20030629182203...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >> From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >> >>
> >> >> [...]
> >> >>
> >> >> Who the hell are you?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Clealy, sir, you are a moron.
> >>
> >> No, no, no, noooo. You're confusing me with the other Steve (Perkoff).
> >HE is
> >> the on-mor, I mean moron.
> >>
> >> >I am maura.
> >>
> >> What do you look like?
> >
> >A little like BRS, but without the naked chicks standing on either side
of
> >me.
>
> How does he keep them propped up like that?
>

They are sitting on mailbox posts obviously. duh.

maura

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Jun 30, 2003, 6:05:42 PM6/30/03
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"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
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30 dudes, me, and one other chick.

Wavy G

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Jun 30, 2003, 7:05:59 PM6/30/03
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So, did you two just take turns? Or did everywon git to "double up"?

maura

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Jun 30, 2003, 7:13:48 PM6/30/03
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"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
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One guy that tried to hit on me said his name was "Chris", but I recognized
him as "Dan" from the weekend before. Maybe he thought "Chris" was a less
faggy name or something.

The Magnificent Bastard!

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Jun 30, 2003, 7:23:26 PM6/30/03
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On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:23:44 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world Wavy G puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -

> For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
> and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before Russell B
> <hotrev...@hawaii.com>....
>
> >On 29 Jun 2003 20:44:31 GMT, Steve Raznar wrote:
> >
> >>>From: Russell B hotrev...@hawaii.com
> >>>Date: 6/29/2003 3:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time
> >>>Message-id: <bdng6b$aju$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
> >>>
> >>>On 28 Jun 2003 13:36:12 GMT, Russell B wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 27 Jun 2003 00:00:20 -0700, Russell B wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>On 26 Jun 2003 16:43:44 -0700, kelly33 wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).
> >>>>>
> >>>>>If your goat hangs around here any longer he's gonna become my common-law
> >>>>>wife, lol.
> >>>>
> >>>> Sorry, KELLY33, I didn't mean that. At all. I hope we're still friends.
> >>>
> >>>AOL, LOL?
> >>
> >> I don't get your jollies anymore, lol.
> >
> >I'm no homophobe,
>
> You're not? Aren't you afraid that won day you might turn queer?

Maybe he's not afraid, but just curious....or at least willing to
learn...

>
>
> >but if I catch you anywhere near my jollies I will sock
> >you in the jaw.
>
>

--
Copyright Š Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/

John McGuirk

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Jun 30, 2003, 10:49:29 PM6/30/03
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"Wavy G" <Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com> wrote in message
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> For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of
peace
> and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before "maura"
> <puddi...@hotmail.com>....
>
> >
> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >news:20030629184423...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >>
> >> >"Steve Raznar" <melte...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
> >> >news:20030629182203...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >> >> From: "maura" puddi...@hotmail.com
> >> >>
> >> >> [...]
> >> >>
> >> >> Who the hell are you?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Clealy, sir, you are a moron.
> >>
> >> No, no, no, noooo. You're confusing me with the other Steve (Perkoff).
> >HE is
> >> the on-mor, I mean moron.
> >>
> >> >I am maura.
> >>
> >> What do you look like?
> >
> >A little like BRS, but without the naked chicks standing on either side
of
> >me.
>
> How does he keep them propped up like that?

Twenties. Lots and lots of twenties.

Flipper Mike

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nascar

poeticbadgers

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kel...@aol.com (kelly33) wrote in
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> 1). His insightful and highly entertaining posts make this a better
> newsgroup
> 2). He fills my day with genuine laughter and joy.


> 3). He has good taste in music and isn't a pretentious snob (RB).

> 4). He has to be the most handsome man in the froup because all us
> chicks have a huge crush on him. (I know I'm not the only one for a
> fact).
> 5). He sent me a telephone that FARTS instead of rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> THANK YOU BIG RED SHARK!!!!
>

I thought they were the same person. My apologies to BRS.

--
Poetic Badgers
"You can’t beat a Babka." (Elaine Benes at the bakery)

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