-I- ******SOMEBODY STEPPED ON MY LINE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!********
Russell B
up inside, and I feel that I must share it with my chat plas in the news
discussion email board.
I was in my boss's office, attending to some paper-work, when this
*****REALLY CUTE CHICK******* came in to talk to her (my boss). At won
point in the conversation, the ***OPENING OF ALL OPENINGS**** presented
itself for me to make a sort-of-witty comment, and by God I thought of won!
I was right there with it, my chat plas, I mean I thought of it just like
that (snap)!!! Actually, it wasn't really what you would call *witty*,
more like cute. I mean, you know, it would have made the cute chick smile,
you know what I mean? You know?
Well, you know me; when Russell B has thought of something funny to say,
Russell B shall say it! So I opened my mouth, cocked my head a little and
began to say the amusing line that was absolutely sure to cause the cute
chick to laff and say something like, "Russell B, you're too much" and
maybe swat my upper arm in that way chicks do when they're flirting with
you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE
SAME TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
I shall leave you with the image of me in that office, my once-majestic
cute line trailing off into a mumble, shrugging my shoulders and getting
back to my work. I have never been so humiliated in my life.
Goodbye.
--
Russell B
Russell B: "Do you like to hot-chat?"
A. L. I. C. E. the chatterbot: "Hmm, Russell, I'm not sure if
I'd like to hot-chat that much. I like to make new friends."
Me
<snip>
> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
<snip>
Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
Russell B
They sang to me their song of hope
I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
post.
But then, I have been reading http://pinch.diaryland.com lately. That guy
can really make your eyes glaze over.
Russell B
They sang to me their song of hope
And this is what "Me" said:
>Russell B wrote:
>
>> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
>> They sang to me their song of hope
>> And this is what "Me" said:
>>
>> >Russell B wrote:
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
>> >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
>> >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
>> >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
>> >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
>> >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
>> >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
>> >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
>>
>> I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
>> post.
>>
>
>Oh, yeah, how terrible for you. Thanks for not fucking cursing this time, though.
I asked only for sympathy, Me. And what do you give me ("me" meaning me,
Russell B--OK, I can see that this may get confusing. Tell you what. When
I'm referring to the chick from William F. Buckley Jr's alma mater who is
being all mean to me [Russell B] and stuff,, I'll type "Me." And when I'm
referring to myself--Russell B, your Usenet pla--I'll type this:
"----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------." OK? HTH, HAND), Me?
Ashes and bile, Me, ashes and bile.
It hurt ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me, when my boss
walked all over my pithy little observation in the office today. And I
thought--reasonably, I *thought*--that my newsfroup support club would come
to my aid.
Comfort ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, perhaps.
Give ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<------- a shoulder to cry on.
Me, did I do something to hurt you? I still consider you my chat pla, and
I hope you think the same of ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------.
Talk to ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me.
>
>>
>> But then, I have been reading http://pinch.diaryland.com lately. That guy
>> can really make your eyes glaze over.
>
>Wait until Pinch gets here and reads that you referred to her as "that guy." Heh.
Russell B
>You spelled "newsgroup" incorrectly.
You misspelled "You spelled 'newsfroup' correctly."
>
>>
>> Comfort ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, perhaps.
>>
>> Give ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<------- a shoulder to cry on.
>>
>> Me, did I do something to hurt you? I still consider you my chat pla, and
>> I hope you think the same of ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------.
>>
>> Talk to ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me.
>>
>
>Oh dear, chat pla... I apologize for my insensitivity. I weep in devastating sadness
>over the grief I have caused you. Can you ever forgive me, Russell the Love Muscle?
Yes.
>
>P.S. Can I braid your hair?
Yes.
>(The ones on the SCALP, you perverts!)
No.
Me
> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
> They sang to me their song of hope
> And this is what "Me" said:
>
> >Russell B wrote:
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
> >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
> >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
> >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
> >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
> >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
> >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
> >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
>
> I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
> post.
>
Oh, yeah, how terrible for you. Thanks for not fucking cursing this time, though.
>
maura
"Russell B" <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
news:8rm9asga2a21gr15r...@4ax.com...
> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
> They sang to me their song of hope
> And this is what "Me" said:
>
> >Russell B wrote:
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT
THE SAME
> >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
> >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line
stepped
> >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out
GONE.
> >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
> >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
> >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was
just
> >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
>
> I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
> post.
>
> can really make your eyes glaze over.
>
Bravo on the use of the threadmarker though. I'm sure Ryan has a tear in
his eye he's so proud.
Me
> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
> They sang to me their song of hope
> And this is what "Me" said:
>
> >Russell B wrote:
> >
> >> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
> >> They sang to me their song of hope
> >> And this is what "Me" said:
> >>
> >> >Russell B wrote:
> >> >
> >> ><snip>
> >> >
> >> >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
> >> >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
> >> >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
> >> >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
> >> >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
> >> >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
> >> >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
> >> >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
> >> >
> >> ><snip>
> >> >
> >> >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
> >>
> >> I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
> >> post.
> >>
> >
> >Oh, yeah, how terrible for you. Thanks for not fucking cursing this time, though.
>
> I asked only for sympathy, Me. And what do you give me ("me" meaning me,
> Russell B--OK, I can see that this may get confusing. Tell you what. When
> I'm referring to the chick from William F. Buckley Jr's alma mater who is
> being all mean to me [Russell B] and stuff,, I'll type "Me." And when I'm
> referring to myself--Russell B, your Usenet pla--I'll type this:
> "----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------." OK? HTH, HAND), Me?
>
> Ashes and bile, Me, ashes and bile.
>
> It hurt ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me, when my boss
> walked all over my pithy little observation in the office today. And I
> thought--reasonably, I *thought*--that my newsfroup support club would come
> to my aid.
>
You spelled "newsgroup" incorrectly.
>
> Comfort ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, perhaps.
>
> Give ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<------- a shoulder to cry on.
>
> Me, did I do something to hurt you? I still consider you my chat pla, and
> I hope you think the same of ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------.
>
> Talk to ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me.
>
Oh dear, chat pla... I apologize for my insensitivity. I weep in devastating sadness
over the grief I have caused you. Can you ever forgive me, Russell the Love Muscle?
P.S. Can I braid your hair? (The ones on the SCALP, you perverts!)
Me
> You misspelled "You spelled 'newsfroup' correctly."
>
My bad.
>
> >
> >>
> >> Comfort ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, perhaps.
> >>
> >> Give ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<------- a shoulder to cry on.
> >>
> >> Me, did I do something to hurt you? I still consider you my chat pla, and
> >> I hope you think the same of ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------.
> >>
> >> Talk to ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me.
> >>
> >
> >Oh dear, chat pla... I apologize for my insensitivity. I weep in devastating sadness
> >over the grief I have caused you. Can you ever forgive me, Russell the Love Muscle?
>
> Yes.
>
> >
> >P.S. Can I braid your hair?
>
> Yes.
>
> >(The ones on the SCALP, you perverts!)
>
> No.
Damn you! You, sir, are a mean won.
pinch
Me wrote:
>
> Russell B wrote:
>
> > A gathering of angels appeared above my head
> > They sang to me their song of hope
> > And this is what "Me" said:
> >
> > >Russell B wrote:
> > >
> > ><snip>
> > >
> > >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
> > >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
> > >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
> > >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
> > >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
> > >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
> > >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
> > >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
> > >
> > ><snip>
> > >
> > >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
> >
> > I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
> > post.
> >
>
> Oh, yeah, how terrible for you. Thanks for not fucking cursing this time, though.
>
> >
> > But then, I have been reading http://pinch.diaryland.com lately. That guy
> > can really make your eyes glaze over.
>
> Wait until Pinch gets here and reads that you referred to her as "that guy." Heh.
Heeeee! *snicker* Wait until Russell B figures out I have proof of is
real identity! Readers of my diary will be the first to see it! Tee hee!
Me
Pinch, you are a good won! A great pla to us all here on a.t.r-w. Thank you for
finally exposing the ever mysterious identity of Russell B. Unfortunately, I'm going to
have nightmares for the rest of my life after seeing who he really is. *shudders*
Russell B
They sang to me their song of hope
I refuse to respond to this post, the intent of which is OBVIOUSLY to get
me to visit http://pinch.diaryland.com so that its malicious hacker owner
can harvest my IP address and NETBUS MY COMPUTER TERMINAL and STEAL THE
BOOTLEG MP3^H^H^H^H TOTALLY LEGITIMATE COMPUTER INTERNET MAIL FILES FROM MY
HARD FLOPPY STORAGE UNIT!!!!!!!!!9!9!9 PINCH PANTHER, YOUR MEAN LITTLE
TRICKS WILL NEVER ENSNARE ME, FOR I AM ***RUSSELL B!!!!!!!*** I CANNOT BE
TROLLED, DO YOU HEAR ME??//????? I CAN *NOT* BE TROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stan
> Hello. Something happened today at my place of employment that burned me
Try MAALOX or TUMS.
(a merciful snip)
> I shall leave you with the image of me in that office, my once-majestic
> cute line trailing off into a mumble, shrugging my shoulders and getting
> back to my work. I have never been so humiliated in my life.
Maybe it's God's way of punishing you for inappropriate cross-posting!
Stan.
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Me wrote:
> Pinch, you are a good won! A great pla to us all here on a.t.r-w. Thank you for
> finally exposing the ever mysterious identity of Russell B. Unfortunately, I'm going to
> have nightmares for the rest of my life after seeing who he really is. *shudders*
Mr. or Ms. Me,
You too, are a good chimp. You dared to witness the alarming, yet true
face of Russell B. If you care to help us further, please contact the
FBI, CIA, NAACP, and the ASPCA whenever you come across the "elusive"
Russell B. We have a tip that he may be behind the recent hacks into the
Yahoo, CNN, Ebay, Buy.com, E*Trade sites.
Thanks for your support,
Pinch
Russell B
They sang to me their song of hope
>
>
>Russell B wrote:
>>
>> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
>> They sang to me their song of hope
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Me
> Me wrote:
> > Pinch, you are a good won! A great pla to us all here on a.t.r-w. Thank you for
> > finally exposing the ever mysterious identity of Russell B. Unfortunately, I'm going to
> > have nightmares for the rest of my life after seeing who he really is. *shudders*
>
> Mr. or Ms. Me,
>
> You too, are a good chimp. You dared to witness the alarming, yet true
> face of Russell B. If you care to help us further, please contact the
> FBI, CIA, NAACP, and the ASPCA whenever you come across the "elusive"
> Russell B. We have a tip that he may be behind the recent hacks into the
> Yahoo, CNN, Ebay, Buy.com, E*Trade sites.
>
> Thanks for your support,
> Pinch
That would be "Ms. Me." I will do everything in my power to alert the proper authorities
should I ever have the unfortunate chance of running into Russell B. I would tend to believe
that he had a large part in attacking Amazon.com as well. Be sure to protect your site, too,
Pinch. May God help us all.
Big Red Shark
"Russell B" <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
: Hello. Something happened today at my place of employment that burned me
: up inside, and I feel that I must share it with my chat plas in the news
: discussion email board.
:
: I was in my boss's office, attending to some paper-work, when this
: *****REALLY CUTE CHICK******* came in to talk to her (my boss). At won
: point in the conversation, the ***OPENING OF ALL OPENINGS**** presented
: itself for me to make a sort-of-witty comment, and by God I thought of
won!
: I was right there with it, my chat plas, I mean I thought of it just like
: that (snap)!!! Actually, it wasn't really what you would call *witty*,
: more like cute. I mean, you know, it would have made the cute chick
smile,
: you know what I mean? You know?
:
: Well, you know me; when Russell B has thought of something funny to say,
: Russell B shall say it! So I opened my mouth, cocked my head a little and
: began to say the amusing line that was absolutely sure to cause the cute
: chick to laff and say something like, "Russell B, you're too much" and
: maybe swat my upper arm in that way chicks do when they're flirting with
: SAME TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
: STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
: on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
: My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
: show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
: FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
: I shall leave you with the image of me in that office, my once-majestic
: cute line trailing off into a mumble, shrugging my shoulders and getting
: back to my work. I have never been so humiliated in my life.
: Goodbye.
:
That's nothing, I had hundreds of stepped-on lines during the late 80's.
: --
marci
<pinchp...@yahoo.com> write :
>
>
>Me wrote:
>>
>> pinch wrote:
>>
>> > Me wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Russell B wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > A gathering of angels appeared above my head
>> > > > They sang to me their song of hope
>> > > > And this is what "Me" said:
>> > > >
>> > > > >Russell B wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > ><snip>
>> > > > >
>> > > > >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
>> > > > >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
>> > > > >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
>> > > > >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
>> > > > >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
>> > > > >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
>> > > > >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
>> > > > >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
>> > > > >
>> > > > ><snip>
>> > > > >
>> > > > >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
>> > > >
>> > > > I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
>> > > > post.
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > > Oh, yeah, how terrible for you. Thanks for not fucking cursing this time, though.
>> > >
>> > > >
>> > > > But then, I have been reading http://pinch.diaryland.com lately. That guy
>> > > > can really make your eyes glaze over.
>> > >
>> > > Wait until Pinch gets here and reads that you referred to her as "that guy." Heh.
>> >
>> > Heeeee! *snicker* Wait until Russell B figures out I have proof of is
>> > real identity! Readers of my diary will be the first to see it! Tee hee!
>>
>> Pinch, you are a good won! A great pla to us all here on a.t.r-w. Thank you for
>> finally exposing the ever mysterious identity of Russell B. Unfortunately, I'm going to
>> have nightmares for the rest of my life after seeing who he really is. *shudders*
>
>Mr. or Ms. Me,
>
>You too, are a good chimp. You dared to witness the alarming, yet true
>face of Russell B. If you care to help us further, please contact the
>FBI, CIA, NAACP, and the ASPCA whenever you come across the "elusive"
>Russell B. We have a tip that he may be behind the recent hacks into the
>Yahoo, CNN, Ebay, Buy.com, E*Trade sites.
>
>Thanks for your support,
>Pinch
dear pinch,
can you deputize me? i'd like to help you find russell b. i've got
something for him.
sincerely,'
marci
*a mind so complex
it's breaking her neck
she thinks she's a car
driving to it's own wreck*
frente
Russell B
They sang to me their song of hope
>Russell B wrote:
>> Hello. Something happened today at my place of employment that burned me
>> up inside...
>
>Try MAALOX or TUMS.
This is an urban legend.
Oh, and your newsreader is broked.
>
>(a merciful snip)
>
>> I shall leave you with the image of me in that office, my once-majestic
>> cute line trailing off into a mumble, shrugging my shoulders and getting
>> back to my work. I have never been so humiliated in my life.
>
>Maybe it's God's way of punishing you for inappropriate cross-posting!
>
>Stan.
--
pinch
Stan wrote:
>
> Russell B wrote:
> > Hello. Something happened today at my place of employment that burned me
> > up inside...
>
> Try MAALOX or TUMS.
DON'T DO THIS RUSSELL B! HE'S TRYING TO EXPLODE YOU!
pinch
CIA, FBI, NAACP, ASPCA Contacted.
pinch
marci wrote:
>
> On Sat, 12 Feb 2000 02:40:35 -0600, I think I saw pinch
> <pinchp...@yahoo.com> write :
>
> >
> >
> >Me wrote:
> >>
> >> pinch wrote:
> >>
> >> Pinch, you are a good won! A great pla to us all here on a.t.r-w. Thank you for
> >> finally exposing the ever mysterious identity of Russell B. Unfortunately, I'm going to
> >> have nightmares for the rest of my life after seeing who he really is. *shudders*
> >
> >Mr. or Ms. Me,
> >
> >You too, are a good chimp. You dared to witness the alarming, yet true
> >face of Russell B. If you care to help us further, please contact the
> >FBI, CIA, NAACP, and the ASPCA whenever you come across the "elusive"
> >Russell B. We have a tip that he may be behind the recent hacks into the
> >Yahoo, CNN, Ebay, Buy.com, E*Trade sites.
> >
> >Thanks for your support,
> >Pinch
>
> dear pinch,
>
> can you deputize me? i'd like to help you find russell b. i've got
> something for him.
>
> sincerely,'
>
> marci
Dear marci,
YOU IZ DEPUTIZED (feel the powerful and important smack in the forehead
on the word deputized)!
You have the POWER to FIGHT injustice, the ABILITY to CLOTHE the
environmentalists, the WHEREWITHAL to FEED the moral absolutists, and
the SECRET X-RAY VISION to SPOT RUSSELL B!
Use your powers for good, not evil.
Pinch
Russell B
They sang to me their song of hope
Dear chat plas:
Hi!!!!!!1 How are you guys? I am fine!!!!!!!~!! What have you been up
to????//??? I've just been hanging out, you know, this and that. No rest
for the wicked, lol!!!!!!1!!1!1!1 ;-)
I have a question. Some chick is looking for me and she says she has "got
something for [me]." Right now, I'm wondering whether I should visit the
drugstore and pick up some condoms, or take out life insurance. Please
advise, TIA.
Hang loose,
Cats rule dogs drool,
Your pla,
Russell B
>
>sincerely,'
>
>
>
>marci
Me
Russell, I have two words for you: restraining order. I would hate to lose such a nifty chat
pla as you.
By the way, dogs rule and cats drool.
YMEY
instead , then ask for a promotion.
maura
"pinch" <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:38A51589...@yahoo.com...
minion? ARE YOU CALLING ME A FISH??
pinch
Um. No?
Scallywag
me,
> > Russell B--OK, I can see that this may get confusing. Tell you what.
When
> > I'm referring to the chick from William F. Buckley Jr's alma mater who
is
> > being all mean to me [Russell B] and stuff,, I'll type "Me." And when
I'm
> > referring to myself--Russell B, your Usenet pla--I'll type this:
> > "----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------." OK? HTH, HAND), Me?
> >
> > Ashes and bile, Me, ashes and bile.
> >
> > It hurt ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me, when my boss
> > walked all over my pithy little observation in the office today. And I
> > thought--reasonably, I *thought*--that my newsfroup support club would
come
> > to my aid.
> >
>
> You spelled "newsgroup" incorrectly.
>
> >
> >
> > Give ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<------- a shoulder to cry on.
> >
> > Me, did I do something to hurt you? I still consider you my chat pla,
and
> > I hope you think the same
of ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------.
> >
> > Talk to ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me.
> >
>
> Oh dear, chat pla... I apologize for my insensitivity. I weep in
devastating sadness
> over the grief I have caused you. Can you ever forgive me, Russell the
Love Muscle?
>
You spelled SCALS incorrectly.
Scals
101 Things I Hate:
# 34. JAPs
Scally's Golden Shower Site of the Month for February, 2000:
"Our Military Boots and Other Footwear For Sale" (Don't Ask, Don't Smell)
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Bleachers/1904/1904.htm
Scallywag
> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
> They sang to me their song of hope
>
> >On Sat, 12 Feb 2000 02:40:35 -0600, I think I saw pinch
> ><pinchp...@yahoo.com> write :
> >
> >>
> >>
> >>Me wrote:
> >>>
> >>> pinch wrote:
> >>>
That guy
> >>> > > > can really make your eyes glaze over.
> >>> > >
> >>> > > Wait until Pinch gets here and reads that you referred to her as
"that guy." Heh.
> >>> >
> >>> > Heeeee! *snicker* Wait until Russell B figures out I have proof of
is
> >>> > real identity! Readers of my diary will be the first to see it! Tee
hee!
> >>>
Dear Rustle B,
If the chick's name is Jen Nance, you should take out life insurance.
If the chick's name is Cindy Crawford, you should pick up some condoms.
...and she should take out life insurance.
HTH,
Freinds to the end,
Plas with the zazz,
Cronies one and only,
Mates stayin' straight,
Buds pullin' pud,
Kelly
> Hello. Something happened today at my place of employment that burned me up
> inside, and I feel that I must share it with my chat plas in the news
> discussion email board.
>
>
<snip>
> And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME TIME
> I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped on,
> brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
>
> I shall leave you with the image of me in that office, my once-majestic
> cute line trailing off into a mumble, shrugging my shoulders and getting
> back to my work. I have never been so humiliated in my life.
>
> Goodbye.
>
Perhaps you should learn origami. Nothing impresses a girl more than a bouquet
of flowers made of origami shapes and stems. Use different colored paper, too.
Kel
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I go to school and I write exams. If I pass, if I fail, if I drop out
does ayone give a damn? And if they do, they'll soon forget 'cause it
won't take much for me to show my life ain't over yet."
"If you're gonna get a front row seat man, you better learn the goddamn words."
Ed Robertson
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
http://members.tripod.com/StarNSky/Main.html
marci
<pinchp...@yahoo.com> write :
>
>
>marci wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 12 Feb 2000 02:40:35 -0600, I think I saw pinch
>> <pinchp...@yahoo.com> write :
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Me wrote:
>> >>
>> >> pinch wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Me wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Russell B wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > > A gathering of angels appeared above my head
>> >> > > > They sang to me their song of hope
>> >> > > > And this is what "Me" said:
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > >Russell B wrote:
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > ><snip>
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
>> >> > > > >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
>> >> > > > >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
>> >> > > > >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
>> >> > > > >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
>> >> > > > >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
>> >> > > > >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
>> >> > > > >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > ><snip>
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
>> >> > > > post.
>> >> > > >
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Oh, yeah, how terrible for you. Thanks for not fucking cursing this time, though.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > But then, I have been reading http://pinch.diaryland.com lately. That guy
>> >> > > > can really make your eyes glaze over.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Wait until Pinch gets here and reads that you referred to her as "that guy." Heh.
>> >> >
>> >> > Heeeee! *snicker* Wait until Russell B figures out I have proof of is
>> >> > real identity! Readers of my diary will be the first to see it! Tee hee!
>> >>
>> >> Pinch, you are a good won! A great pla to us all here on a.t.r-w. Thank you for
>> >> finally exposing the ever mysterious identity of Russell B. Unfortunately, I'm going to
>> >> have nightmares for the rest of my life after seeing who he really is. *shudders*
>> >
>> >Mr. or Ms. Me,
>> >
>> >You too, are a good chimp. You dared to witness the alarming, yet true
>> >face of Russell B. If you care to help us further, please contact the
>> >FBI, CIA, NAACP, and the ASPCA whenever you come across the "elusive"
>> >Russell B. We have a tip that he may be behind the recent hacks into the
>> >Yahoo, CNN, Ebay, Buy.com, E*Trade sites.
>> >
>> >Thanks for your support,
>> >Pinch
>>
>> dear pinch,
>>
>> can you deputize me? i'd like to help you find russell b. i've got
>> something for him.
>>
>> sincerely,'
>>
>> marci
>
>Dear marci,
>
>YOU IZ DEPUTIZED (feel the powerful and important smack in the forehead
>on the word deputized)!
>
>You have the POWER to FIGHT injustice, the ABILITY to CLOTHE the
>environmentalists, the WHEREWITHAL to FEED the moral absolutists, and
>the SECRET X-RAY VISION to SPOT RUSSELL B!
>
>Use your powers for good, not evil.
>
>Pinch
dear pinch,
i like this xray vision. now do you have anything that makes posts
from jen nance not appear on my computer?
your new deputize pla,
Beekeeper
>A gathering of angels appeared above my head
>They sang to me their song of hope
>And this is what "Me" said:
>
>>Russell B wrote:
>>
>>> A gathering of angels appeared above my head
>>> They sang to me their song of hope
>>> And this is what "Me" said:
>>>
>>> >Russell B wrote:
>>> >
>>> ><snip>
>>> >
>>> >> you. And what did my boss do? She FUCKING STARTED TALKING RIGHT AT THE SAME
>>> >> TIME I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11 She TOTALLY
>>> >> STEPPED ON MY LINE!!!!!!!!3!!!3!!!33 And wonce you've had a line stepped
>>> >> on, brother there's ***NO WAY*** to salvage it. It's just flat-out GONE.
>>> >> My line was RUINED, plas, and with it my chance (at least that time) to
>>> >> show the cute chick what an adorable character I am. All thanks to my
>>> >> FUCKING BOSS and her goddamned WORK-RELATED CRAP that I am sure was just
>>> >> SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT.
>>> >
>>> ><snip>
>>> >
>>> >Don't fucking curse, Russell B.
>>>
>>> I've looked and I've looked, but I'm just not finding the sympathy in this
>>> post.
>>>
>>
>>Oh, yeah, how terrible for you. Thanks for not fucking cursing this time, though.
>
>I asked only for sympathy, Me. And what do you give me ("me" meaning me,
>Russell B--OK, I can see that this may get confusing. Tell you what. When
>I'm referring to the chick from William F. Buckley Jr's alma mater who is
>being all mean to me [Russell B] and stuff,, I'll type "Me." And when I'm
>referring to myself--Russell B, your Usenet pla--I'll type this:
>"----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------." OK? HTH, HAND), Me?
>
>Ashes and bile, Me, ashes and bile.
>
>It hurt ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me, when my boss
>walked all over my pithy little observation in the office today. And I
>thought--reasonably, I *thought*--that my newsfroup support club would come
>to my aid.
>
>Comfort ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, perhaps.
>
>Give ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<------- a shoulder to cry on.
>
>Me, did I do something to hurt you? I still consider you my chat pla, and
>I hope you think the same of ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------.
>
>Talk to ----->********MEEEEEEEEEEEEE********<-------, Me.
hie