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Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
Free X-Ray Glasses
(while supplies last)
It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?
I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU FOR
RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
************CEASE AND DESIST!!!!********************
ditto
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.... Remember, when
someone annoys you, It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but, it only
takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole upside the head."
Todd Freim
See, Mystic Neutrino, it's all about the decoder ring and free X-ray
specs. Sign me up, Pinch! I wanna be in the buncha funch!
christine
My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
elsewhere.
Wait. There's no men.
Then that would make you the Rug munch bunch
:> "Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.... Remember,
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Don't try to foul a decent club.
Maura, Michelle and Christine. WELCOME TO BUNCHA FUNCH!
You're free membership sig will arrive via e-mail tonight (provided you
have supplied your correct e-mail address). Be sure to use it during the
Buncha Funch Fright Fest starting at midnight tonight and continuing
through all of Halloween!
Super Chimpy Decoder Rings and X-Ray Glass will arrive shortly...along
with your first secret message!
ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
Quit playing Steve Jobs to my Bill Gates. It may have been your idea,
but you didn't know how to market it. Poor sport chimp.
>maura wrote:
>>
>> Michelle <girl...@aol.comnojunk> wrote in message
>> news:19991030171536...@ng-ct1.aol.com...
>> > MN said:
>> > I hate you. I really really hate you. PLUS I'M GONNA FSCKING SUE YOU
>> FOR
>> > RIPPING OFF MY IDEA!!!!
>> >
>> > My, my, my. Jealousy is an UGLY, UGLY emotion.......
>> > You never wouldgive us the 411 on your "Funch Bunch" so we had to go
>> > elsewhere.
>> >
>> \\
>>
>> Wait. There's no men.
>
>ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:
1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
out of the way.
2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
Buncha Funch members.
That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.
>
>>
>> > "Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.... Remember, when
>> > someone annoys you, It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but, it only
>> > takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole upside the head."
>> > Todd Freim
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Russell B
Russell B: "Do you like to hot-chat?"
A. L. I. C. E. the chatterbot: "Hmm, Russell, I'm not sure if I'd like to hot-chat that much. I like to make new friends."
David you should try to get in while membership is still available.
> >> Wait. There's no men.
> >
> >ALL ARE WELCOME TO FUNCHA BUNCH (except Joe1Orbit and Nazis).
>
> I would like to join your Buncha Funch, on the following conditions:
>
> 1. Absolutely no "always-on" banner ad window. No, not even a little
> one. No, not even if it has a convenient little "handle" to move it
> out of the way.
>
> 2. Ideally, I should be assigned, or be permitted to choose, a cutesy
> Buncha Funch name to use only when in direct communication with other
> Buncha Funch members.
>
> That said, and assuming these conditions do not bar my entry in your
> club, I eagerly anticipate your letter of acceptance.
Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
Pincha Funch!
Maura!
Michelle!
Christine!
Russell!
Wait now. Russell gets to choose my name but not yours? I must have the
power of veto if this is going to work. Welcome Russell (or whatever your
name is)
**Michelle**
Aw, no Joe? Come on Pinch, put a little love in your heart.......
**Michelle**
he'll stick aids infested needles in our 3 muskateers bars.
> **Michelle**
>
I thinking about it.
This makes me sick.
>Wait now. Russell gets to choose my name but not yours? I must have the
>power of veto if this is going to work. Welcome Russell (or whatever your
>name is)
I am deeply hurt by this post. Your Buncha Funch name is Missy Munch,
by the way.
Oh yeah, good point. You're right, Joe is definately not Funcha Bunch
material........
Yes, I think a cutesy name is in order.
Christine
HERE! and I wish to be called Christa Funch (either that, or "Chesty Funch.")
CHristine
I'm sure you can put in a request.
Christine
You know you want in...
Christine
It is pretty gay. I was mocking you and it got out of control. Please
help.
No. Please. Don't. I'd lose all respect for you.
>THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>>
>> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
It's too late.
BTW, my name will be Big Funchy.
>Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.real-world: 31-Oct-99 URGENT FUNCHA BUNCH
>ANNOUNC.. by pi...@yahoo.com
>>
>> Hey Funcha Bunch, let's welcome Russell B, our newest member!
>>
>> Russell, no banners are ever allowed on the Funcha Bunch, and as a token
>> of our appreciation, we bestow upon you the honor of choosing cutesy
>> Funcha Bunch names for not only yourself, but all Active Funcha Bunch
>> Members, except for me. For Funcha Bunch purposes, I am Pincha Funch.
>>
>>
>> Funcha Bunch Roll Call:
>>
>> Pincha Funch!
>> Maura!
>> Michelle!
>> Christine!
>> Russell!
>
>HERE! and I wish to be called Christa Funch (either that, or "Chesty Funch.")
Chesty it is.
Okay then.
The NEW FUNCHA BUNCH ROLE CALL!
Missy Munch!
Big Funchy!
Chesty Funch!
Pincha Funch!
Michelle.
Something's wrong here, Russell. Fix it. Michelle's bringing candy.
This burns me up. This grates my cheese.
Okay.
>Russell B wrote:
>>
>> I'll be damned if that bastard "pinch" didn't have the nerve to say:
>>
>> >THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>> >>
>> >> This makes me sick.
>> >
>> >It is pretty gay. I was mocking you and it got out of control. Please
>> >help.
>>
>> It's too late.
>>
>> BTW, my name will be Big Funchy.
>
>Okay then.
>
>The NEW FUNCHA BUNCH ROLE CALL!
>
>Missy Munch!
>Big Funchy!
>Chesty Funch!
>Pincha Funch!
>Michelle.
>
>Something's wrong here, Russell. Fix it. Michelle's bringing candy.
Sorry. I had to go back to work. I'll get back to you in a little
bit.
That would be goat cheese, right?
Michelle's waiting....
OK, I went to download a binary, but now I'm back. Michelle's name is
"Little Cutie Crunch" -- just "Cutie Crunch" or "CC" for short.
(I figure if I'm going to be twee, I might as well go all the way)
> Join the Buncha Funch for free and get the following:
>
> Free Membership Sig
> Free Super Chimpy Secret Decoder Ring
> Free X-Ray Glasses
> (while supplies last)
>
> It's all free, it's all yours, so why are you waiting for?
I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
accepted.
Erin Walsh
sophomore at Pitt
excellent communication skills
over 30 pairs of underwear
ability to live with the most annoying roomate ever
can make a mean Fuzzy Navel (and drink it too)
seen every episode of Real World ten bazillion times
owner of 2 webpages
getting an A in organic chem (if this doesn't get me in, nothing will)
Erin
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Erin Walsh Webgoddess, The Corey Cerovsek Fan Club
emws...@pitt.edu http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Choir/6352
University of Pittsburgh
"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish
together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between."
--Sir Thomas Beecham
"The most perfect expression of human behavior is a string quartet."
--Jeffrey Tate
yeah Russell and it better be a really good, nice name too! The
Halloween candy this year is kick-ass! We went trick-or-treating in the
upscale neighborhood. Full size candy bars, no cheap black and orange
candy and NO raisins!!!
**Michelle**
Hush now, Cutie Crunch. You have your secret Funcha Bunch name!
> I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
> accepted.
>
FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!
Missy Munch!
Big Funchy!
Chesty Funch!
Pincha Funch!
Cutie Crunch!
Erin.
Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
newest addition?
This damn fagga bunch is tearing me a new one.
You know, the Funcha Bunch Secret Gift Package, free to all members,
contains a couple of Depends and a years supply of Tucks Medicated Pads.
In light of your recent "tearing" incident, you might reconsider your
decision not to join.
Your sister in Christ,
Pincha Funch
But does it stick in your craw?
Christine
YES!!!!
Christine
People who give out raisins or pennies should be shot.
Christine
May I suggest Go Braugh Funch? Hmm... maybe not enough "zazz" to it.
Christine
Put your foolish pride aside and join the damn bunch already -- sheesh!
**Michelle**
yep, I turned off my porch light at 7 last night so the
trick-or-treaters would think no one was home!
**Michelle**
Oh it sticks in my craw alright.
Go Braughless Funch? We'll leave it up to Russell.
> Erin Walsh wrote:
>
> > I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
> > accepted.
> >
>
> FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!
>
> Missy Munch!
> Big Funchy!
> Chesty Funch!
> Pincha Funch!
> Cutie Crunch!
> Erin.
Woo hoo!
> Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
> her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
> newest addition?
Erin
Ditto x 2.
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I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they
don't know I'm using blanks.
~Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
It ain't easy having a giant penis.
>Erin Walsh wrote:
>
>> I was gone this weekend, so I'm hoping my application will still be
>> accepted.
>>
>
>FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!
>
>Missy Munch!
>Big Funchy!
>Chesty Funch!
>Pincha Funch!
>Cutie Crunch!
>Erin.
"Lolita F. Prettypanties." "Lola Funch" for short.
>
>Hey Big Funchy, you have a new member to name. Missy Munch, please send
>her the Welcome Package. Cutie Crunch, is there any candy left for our
>newest addition?
--
> >FUNCHA BUNCH ROLL CALL!
> >
> >Missy Munch!
> >Big Funchy!
> >Chesty Funch!
> >Pincha Funch!
> >Cutie Crunch!
> >Erin.
>
> "Lolita F. Prettypanties." "Lola Funch" for short.
I'll take it. Lola Funch!
Pigman wrote:
>
> I want in.
Okay, Pigga Crunch.
Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher wrote:
>
> girl...@aol.comnojunk (Michelle) wrote in message
> 19991030170703...@ng-ct1.aol.com:
> >maura said:
> >I'm in.
> >
> >ditto
>
> Ditto x 2.
Okay, Pizma Slunch
That's an interesting one..
> Pizimp PurpleMonkeyDishwasher wrote:
> >
> > girl...@aol.comnojunk (Michelle) wrote in message
> > 19991030170703...@ng-ct1.aol.com:
> > >maura said:
> > >I'm in.
> > >
> > >ditto
> >
> > Ditto x 2.
>
> Okay, Pizma Slunch
I think we need to have a roll call, because I can't keep track or everyone.
Lola Funch here!