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Simply Paul

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Mar 2, 2006, 6:54:03 AM3/2/06
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Some of you may know I've been working on a spoof of 'you know what'
for a couple of months - there's a little story about it on the
Unmutual web site. Having given it a final polish this week, I've
uploaded two .wmv versions to my web site at
http://www.snapsandbytes.co.uk/prisonbear. I'll upload the 109Mb (!)
Mpeg version at the weekend, for flashy broadband users to enjoy.

The basic idea behind the film is a mixture of The Adam and Joe Show's
toy-movie spoofs (they made Toytanic, Furends, and others between 1997
and 2000. Mine has less swearing) and, of course, the Prisoner.
Reaction's been very positive so far and I hope readers of this forum
will enjoy it too.

The puppet-master ;)

Jill Mills

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Mar 2, 2006, 7:21:55 AM3/2/06
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"Simply Paul" <simply...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Excellent, Paul!

(Well worth the wait.) :-)

Amazing attention to detail, quite faithful to the original, and very funny.

Jill


redcat

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Mar 2, 2006, 7:48:48 AM3/2/06
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Jill Mills wrote:

>
> Excellent, Paul!
>
> (Well worth the wait.) :-)
>
> Amazing attention to detail, quite faithful to the original, and very funny.
>
> Jill
>
>

Unfortunately, I got a "problem loading". Maybe because you lot are all
downloading it?

redcat

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Jennie

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Mar 2, 2006, 8:52:25 AM3/2/06
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I liked it! Loved the random signs all over the place and the
Hitchhiker's references. Good job.

"I'm not a number, I am a teddy bear!"


Jennie

redcat

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Mar 2, 2006, 11:02:08 AM3/2/06
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LOL! A honey of a job, Simply Paul!

Bee stinging you?

redcat

Geoffrey Lake

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Mar 2, 2006, 12:41:43 PM3/2/06
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Brilliant, great fun and very funny. Congrats on what must have been a
nightmare to film.

Alan Jones

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Mar 2, 2006, 1:39:32 PM3/2/06
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"Simply Paul" <simply...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Nice one mate. I remember you chatting about this project online with a few
of us a while back.

It more than lives up to expectations, showing great humour and Rover at its
most evil!

Oh and judging by a couple of the stills photos in the movie that also
appear on your site...

That's one very lucky teddy bear. ;-)


--
Al

Calm down Dear. It's only the Interweb.


Rick Davy

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Mar 2, 2006, 3:07:04 PM3/2/06
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"Simply Paul" <simply...@aol.com> wrote in message
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I really do recommend everyone downloads/watches this movie - it's great
stuff, as others here have mentioned. The scene in the shop is my particular
favourite.

Delighted to say that Paul will be attending PM2006, where the film will be
shown on the big screen!

Rick
http://www.theunmutual.co.uk/pm2006.htm - The Event of the Year!


redcat

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Mar 2, 2006, 3:17:14 PM3/2/06
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>
>
> I really do recommend everyone downloads/watches this movie - it's great
> stuff, as others here have mentioned. The scene in the shop is my particular
> favourite.
>
> Delighted to say that Paul will be attending PM2006, where the film will be
> shown on the big screen!
>
> Rick
> http://www.theunmutual.co.uk/pm2006.htm - The Event of the Year!
>
>

That's great news.

I think the little signs in the siop are *precious*!

redcat

Speedlearn

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Mar 3, 2006, 11:35:04 AM3/3/06
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Pacing, pacing, pacing, pacing, scowling, scowilng, pacing,
scowling--plus Mr. Hankey on the big screen! You've captured the
essence of the show's wit and horror.

GREAT job, and thanks for sharing it.

Speedlearn

Steve Dix

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Mar 4, 2006, 10:44:12 AM3/4/06
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It's very, very, very good work. It keeps to the original, but keeps
the humour fresh by dropping in just enough asides and references to
other TV to stop it becoming monotonous, and it knows when to stop.


--
http://www.cdbaby.com/sinistrals http://sinistrals.stevedix.de/
http://www.mp3tunes.net/TheSinistrals http://www.stevedix.de/blog
http://www.snorty.net/ <st...@stevedix.de>

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redcat

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Mar 4, 2006, 8:11:38 PM3/4/06
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Moor Larkin wrote:
> Return of the Prisonbear:
>
>
> PPPS
> More Totty would be good too !
> :-)))
>

Et tu, Moor Larkin?

rc

Jill Mills

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Mar 5, 2006, 2:21:32 AM3/5/06
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"redcat" <red...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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My thoughts exactly, redcat.

Some pernicious influence at work, no doubt... ;-)

Jill


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redcat

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Mar 5, 2006, 8:01:56 PM3/5/06
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Moor Larkin wrote:
> Jill Echoed Redcat:
> Et tu, Moor Larkin?
>
> Moor confesses:
> I'm ankle-deep in my own bull-****. :-(
>

Hmmmm, I remember a quote from Sybil Fawlty that would give reason to
your sudden lapse, Moor.

redcat

Simply Paul

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Mar 6, 2006, 6:29:30 AM3/6/06
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Update: The site's now got three versions of the 12-minute long film.
An 8Mb highly-compressed version, a 22Mb ok one and a 44Mb hi-res one.
The 109Mb Mpg I tried uploading this weekend is there - mostly. It
appears my host has an 90Mb upload limit as the remote host kept
pinging me off after 8hours connected. Mind you, I only worked that out
having spent 16 hours online at a cost of about £10. Arse. If I can't
get that limit removed I have a 88Mb low-compression wmv file to upload
next weekend.

I've also been putting ideas together for a follow up... :o)

SP

Steve Dix

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Mar 6, 2006, 7:28:20 AM3/6/06
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On 6 Mar 2006 03:29:30 -0800, "Simply Paul" <simply...@aol.com>
wrote:

>Update: The site's now got three versions of the 12-minute long film.
>An 8Mb highly-compressed version, a 22Mb ok one and a 44Mb hi-res one.
>The 109Mb Mpg I tried uploading this weekend is there - mostly. It
>appears my host has an 90Mb upload limit as the remote host kept
>pinging me off after 8hours connected. Mind you, I only worked that out

>having spent 16 hours online at a cost of about ñ0. Arse. If I can't


>get that limit removed I have a 88Mb low-compression wmv file to upload
>next weekend.
>
>I've also been putting ideas together for a follow up... :o)
>
>SP

Suggestion : try uploading it to any of these Video sites that have
appeared recently, like Google Video.

They usually convert automatically to flash video, so as long as
people have the plug-in, you don't have to go converting hundreds of
different formats.

It'll mean that you can keep your site bandwidth relatively low as
well.

A.N.Other

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Mar 6, 2006, 5:31:15 PM3/6/06
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On 6 Mar 2006 03:29:30 -0800, "Simply Paul" <simply...@aol.com>
wrote:

>Update: The site's now got three versions of the 12-minute long film.


>An 8Mb highly-compressed version, a 22Mb ok one and a 44Mb hi-res one.
>The 109Mb Mpg I tried uploading this weekend is there - mostly. It
>appears my host has an 90Mb upload limit as the remote host kept
>pinging me off after 8hours connected. Mind you, I only worked that out

>having spent 16 hours online at a cost of about ñ0. Arse. If I can't


>get that limit removed I have a 88Mb low-compression wmv file to upload
>next weekend.
>
>I've also been putting ideas together for a follow up... :o)
>
>SP

Have you thought about converting the MPG into an avi file in
divx/xvid format?

ITRO 60% smaller, but no loss in quality.

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Simply Paul

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Mar 7, 2006, 2:34:35 PM3/7/06
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You know, I'd not thought of that possible meaning of the innocent
phrase 'the prisonbear' - you live an learn! For the record, that's not
6's secret other/past life which was in danger of being exposed. It's
not why he resigned!

I have signed up to Google videos to see if I can upload the bigger MPG
I have there. It's running at the moment... Wish me luck :-)

I've toyed with AVI settings on my software (Roxio VideoWave 5 Power
Edition) but can't get a decent AVI with a lower bit-rate at the same
resolution and frame-rate as the mpeg I made. The 44Mb wmv's not at all
bad, but I wanted something which would run full-screen and still look
good - remembering that the film was shot at 320x240.

Set and prop building is underway for the follow up. More news when I
have it :-D

SP

B,C&U

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Mar 8, 2006, 4:42:13 AM3/8/06
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Hilarious and true to the original. How did you get the facial
expressions to match his, so perfectly?

Took only twenty-seven minutes to download the smallest while it would
have taken two hours for the largest file. I guess that's good for
dial-up (the Nineteen-Sixties of internet connections)

Many Hankey Returns gives a new meaning to Winnie The "Pooh"

B,C&U
P;'

Steve Dix

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Mar 8, 2006, 4:16:41 PM3/8/06
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On 8 Mar 2006 01:42:13 -0800, "B,C&U" <4ma...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hilarious and true to the original. How did you get the facial
>expressions to match his, so perfectly?
>

I imagine that was easy, because Patrick McGoohan is a very, very
growly bear.

;->

Michele

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Mar 9, 2006, 7:16:29 AM3/9/06
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Steve Dix wrote:
> On 8 Mar 2006 01:42:13 -0800, "B,C&U" <4ma...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Hilarious and true to the original. How did you get the facial
> >expressions to match his, so perfectly?
> >
>
> I imagine that was easy, because Patrick McGoohan is a very, very
> growly bear.
>
> ;->

I bet if you asked his wife and daughters they would say Patrick
McGoohan is a teddy bear. So actually Simply Paul has revelaed a deep
dark secret that PMG was trying to keep hidden. ;-)

Michele

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