The Hollow Dot Universe ( Holodot )
Pirate Jenny
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fcuk i was drunk
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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
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i know nothing
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tunred over th latest contract offer
frm th karma cops
lookin for a new karma fixup
it's not acceptable
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maybe we can talk
low level psi scans of
th nearest stars but
if we cant go and
check our
psychic echoes then
yr askin th impossible
even though it possib;e
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we've gone off th
smiles on dials deal
fortunately
enough smiles in th karma bank
we still got playing room
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i recognise
th validity of th karma cops
offer
but umm
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never been good wi authority
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Regurgitator
'Doorselfin'
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hmm
th auastralian kind of music
ned kelly country
our most famous bushranger
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stand and deliver
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tell me ned
wot would u do ?
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gotta offest th psychic kills
somewhere
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so is there three stars there
or two
why u spendin so much time on
fuckin distant objects
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i'm as guilty as nasa
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is only our nearest neighbour
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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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my money is on us
but i'm psychic and
i'm not alone
just a well trained gift
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love my
psychic operant conditioning tools
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so simple
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th computer program is
just an adjunct
jenny.exe
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any source of randomly playin
music
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tryin to write
halfway decent
clues
to th song about to play
when i dont know th nxt title
even th program
hasnt got it in memory
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about t rewrite th
random number paradigm
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already written but
not in this build
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th karma cops
not accepting my
music program
that will
read pirate cd's
and tell u th song titles as
any compensation
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ah we
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Linkin Park
'Linkin Park - Lying From You '
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ll
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th sound code wont gell
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th fuckin computer is too slow
jumped in th trading post and
lookin at prices
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i'll give triple oh three a bell
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when it happens karma cops
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more drugs over here...
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it'll break my operant conditioning
to give u th
results yr after
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coupel of x files freaks
screamin in th ether
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get a little white dog up ya
there are no rules to this
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i'd rather do something less useful
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Laurie Anderson
'Gravity's Angel'
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gravity is a bitch
th amount of hours
i've spent on a unicycle
thinkin on gravity
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it's easier now
th unicycle is sprung
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in th workshop last night
listening ot her fabricator
takin th credit for a little more than he entitled but
i was smilin all th same
he digs it
it got so much traction
th test pilot
bitched
it doesnt slip in th mossy drains
have to keep a hardtail in th boot
my 26 inch mountain unicycle
my reference
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this version of th beast
just th front end
of a heavily modified sidecar
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listening to im
tellin how i
go over th skatebowl edge
i nearly laughed
he hasnt seen it
or filmed it
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marko has
hey paulo
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we need
slow motion footage
of th thing
slidin down th wall
and th exact angle
of attack
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i need a new mobile phone
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cant answer this one anymore
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i always
five yrs behind th wave of technology
but
in psychic phenomena
we lead th world
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stealin
th aboriginal witchdoctor skills
my birthright
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am i a plastic shaman ?
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i can live wi it
long as th magic works
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"stainless steel shaman"
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th slippery rat
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The Kinks
'Everybody's Gonna Be Happy'
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love slidin round posts
on one hweel
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i did at least five broadslides
for that guy lst night
so amazed
at is feet
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dont judge a book by it;s cover
th mad cunt in th drug session room
knockin down bourbons and
bongs
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chester
got up on th prototype
on th first attempt and
rode it out onto th street
she flies nice does nippleclamp
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when she gets her gears
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City High
'Sista'
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she'll be state of th art again
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it'll go voer skatebowlwalls and
down dirt tracks
in th gravel
int h surf
down moving travellators
thru crowds and
round street furniture
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tears
shutup nippleclamp
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went thru a rock concert
amongst th crowd
last weekend
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th soul of th beast
animus
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tell th karma cops toge fucked nippleclamp
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she bucks ocasionally
still a prototype
th test pilot
fitted ockie straps
to improve rebound damping
is better man
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improves th backyard
mad scientist look and
fuck does it chew thru
two inch roicks
amazing for a
twenty four inch wheel
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th new rubber
th smaller knobbies
cant say enough good things about
and cheap as chips
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we'd market with this tyre
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tough as nails
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rid
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The Police
'roxanne'
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den thru glass
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th pigs threw me out of town
again
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fuckin dickless tracy;s
dont understand th
edge
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but take enough photos
all th same
she;s a chick
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when do i get to take as many photos of u
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just thinkn out loud
had a cute arse for a
dickless tracy
wouldnt have given u those
twenty pushups in th street
otherwise
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course
my male side will
fuck u in th arse for that
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one day
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black is fuckin mean
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th karma cops nearly fell over
fed us
soemthin laudable
and black laughed in their faces
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umm
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i dont contrl th prick
anymor than he controls me
pirate jenny
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if i can steal that pricks body
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jen was
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Gorillaz
'DARE'
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shocked
she thought
th jenny personaily
was th dominant one
wi all th magic
gay lady jen
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course we're equal
the unicycle man silly
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changed our
friendship
we drink rum together now
she drags black outside to chat
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i've gotten jen's vote
over th
psychic relay and
she thinks kuta
shouldnt provide that information
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pistol
just laughed at me
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get fucked kuta lady
u wouldnt give it up either
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th monitor just flashed
pink
hmm
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th elctronic
equipment
just
black and electronics dont get on
hey jen
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litle brother
still bitchin about all those televisions
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i loved mr houdin;s diary
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Nirvana
'Come As You Are'
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mr houdini
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i presume
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hi handcuffs
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it is a great pleasure
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u and yr son's
experiments in
psychic phenomena were
enlightening
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i have a computer
and th internet
a small
advantage
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ok man
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give my regards to uncle albert
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victorian era thinking
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couldnt fit his god into th picture
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i'll trade ya th time police albert
they keep changin their name but
they th same ppls
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i know i broke some rules
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u askin me t break even more
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those two senior federal police
well
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Mudvayne
'Death Blooms'
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dropped me right in it
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exposed the oracle of kuta's
x files to the man
in th name of humanity
we didnt help
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come out backwards
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th dickless tracy spun her wheels man
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and me
still spinning
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not affectin how i do my job
too well trained but
i got other shit goin on
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th young wizard in training
marko
not impressed
my psychic diary
titled
one of my babies is missing
th night before he ran away frm home
"he extremely impressed"
"wait"
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got his latest music
off his mp3 player
was talkin to this guy about marilyn manson
last weekend
i got half that cd
this weekend bud
karma
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i also steal secrets frm th future
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they want me to hack into th giant ship's
computers
uptime and
give em
star information
on specific targets
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th computer is intuitive and
keyed to my mind but
i dont own it yet
it shitty at me
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The Kinks
'You Really Got Me'
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i'm sorry dear
only just dreamin about u
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th ship so
human
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behaves liek a shark but
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eats everything
learns lots
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wot is synthesist paulo ?
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my half brther
still not talkin much
our combine ego
the land surfer
even less
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black prepared to wear another giant
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Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't'
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i dont know what i can save u from
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disaster
before we go lookin for
another karma fixup
figures we're
not in th red
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i dint get a squeel frm th pigs so
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i'm readin th record dont bug me
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running search routines
on something that hasnt happened yet is
like catchin honey
with a fork
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lot of this depends on
how long i live
searchin my mind i
see so much
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fuck u
i dont wanna be immortal
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live with blue balls
thru infinity
stuck a teenager forever
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i know it makes fuckin sense
would they tamper wi their genes to do it
to get th papal curse
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th full blown version comes wi
forever eyes
closin em only makes things worse
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James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
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another bitch broken up wi me
and yet again i got
th usual seven days notice
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didnt help
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made things worse
if truth bee told
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if we couldnt feel each others
pleasure and painitowuldnt have been so
wonderful to start with
3 mnths in we
talked it out
both experienced psychics
this gunna bite us in th arse
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when love
turns fullcircle
when we fight
instead of making
wild psychic love
wot then ?
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we held each other and cried
in th midst of th
passion
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said my firstborn's son's name
as i came
weird thing for a girl to experience
he' cried ut a guys name
u asked for a male child beautiful magic lady
enjoy
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she owns im now
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thinks she does
always has
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she made this
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hmm
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i remeber th bitch
tryin to knock down my front door
with a stack of records under her arm
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Joni Mitchell
'Big Yellow Taxi'
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played me this
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i sang it better wi womble
corner of cavill avenue
in surfers paradise
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who picks th sex girl ?
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when th arguing started
th car door locks
th electric kind
would go up and down
th manufactrurer
tried to fix it but
they not qualified to deal wi magic
in th end
we soldit
and bought one wi
manual door locks
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hurt our kids less
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or so we reasoned
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Nirvana
'Floyd The Barber'
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my eldest daughter and i
would lsiten to this album
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headbangin
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yr mother had
too many bongs and
wines
goen to sleep on th table
five of us still awake though
she makes a cute ashtray holder
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can u talk to yr little sister
th middle one
about her shin splints
she still thinks her stpfather only hear
for he rto sit nxt too
so she dont feelth pain
hot bath and a pill
she top level soccer player
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Breaking The Girl'
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stretching is
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get th pain down and
moderate stretching
those muscles gotta perform
in two days again
fast attack winger
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i dont
get shin splints dear
never have
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we had no secrets
whether we liekd it or not
though sometimes
they took some time to unravel
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i'd go walkabout
in th big bush
till th car door locks would stop
i dont knwo how to control it
do u think i do dear ?
for fuck;s sake
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six yrs of
experimentin and
we still dont understand th elctrical stuff
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th alarm clock just
stopping
u said fuckin wot
oh dear
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haveta find th spring wound version
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i fried two motherboards and
two hard drives
it was a big fight
th anger gotta go somewhere
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we part
u keep th boy
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Led Zeppelin
'Ramble On'
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my old man
left a son behind
yeah old timer but
did u yell out his name when u came
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coffee...
.
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DJ Mike Llama
'Llama Whippin' Intro'
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Arlo Guthrie
'Now And Then'
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she told our
marriage counsellour i'd
become a
psychopath
and kills heaps
shits me she was right
360 thousand
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u just saw th future babe
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did really killem or
did i just se em dying and
write a suitable backwards psychci clue to it
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cmon bitch u understand magic
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Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
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and not much else
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she'll never leave my mind
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i loved you once
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gave u th time and day
our baby would b born and
he was
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something big in his life ?
at age four
i see him crying a lot
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Oasis
'Fucking in the Bushes'
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at age four he'd
go bush
alone
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no door could keep im in
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a moment's inattention and
andrew is long gone
if not watchin
nicolodeon
at one of th neghbours
he's gone bush
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he bush trained
knows wot not to poke yr head in but
a stick will do
a big stick
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trained all my children in
bush survival
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how do we find water ?
wot do we eat ?
this is nature dear
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their old lady gone hoem to have a fag and
a sit down
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we escorted her hoem and
set up camp
on top of th big hill
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can see th house
we know when dinner ready
paulo knows anyway
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Eurythmics
'Jennifer'
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for a change
she's cookin dinner
i cooked it long enough for other ppl
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they all got pass marks dear
didnt liek th dirt to start with but
i showed em how to track kangaroos
till red and blue arrived
did u release th hounds ?
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two mad dogs at nine o clock
th roos laughin at em
these are
big greys
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we been watchin th mob
playin
for half an hour
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even my most spoilt little girl is
entranced by th
wild kangaroo mob
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sittin down
ginger arrives and parks nxt to me
seven kilo of
ginger tom cat
and lean
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all my animals
named after a colour or
they die young
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a curse on me dear
i dont know
we just
over a long period of time
worked it out
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i lost a lot of pets
till i named it right
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i'm a magic man
i figure i should
have a curse on me
u too young t hear about th other one
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my public curse
th ot
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Big Pig
'I Can't Breakaway'
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other is
private
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so are u three gunna growup to be
master manipulators
like yr mother
she not talkin to any of us
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u think u got a choice ?
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who needs to lock th bitch in a bedroom
her record is
lockin th whoel gang out
big family
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seen th young fella
break into th master bedroom
off th roof
draggin a two litre bottle of milk wi him
he came out wi a bottle so
i'm makin her dinner too
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i'll say this for im
he's got gumption
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thrown his bottle on th roof at two
yrs of age and
decided half an hour later
to retrive it o
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The Kinks
'Susannah's Still Alive'
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ut of th gutter
may as well drink it here
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yr old lady
fuckin near died
crawlin out on th roof
to retrieve ya
i dunno little man
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there was a fire on th television
at three
he was fire smart so
he dragegd th hose inside and
hosed th television down
it put th fire out alright
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i did see th funny side of it
took back th girls television
formt h games console
sorry
ya little brother settled this argument
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its not
abuse
tillt h child has falen down th front stairs
three times
u think u so badly doen by
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Golden Earring
'Radar Love'
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cant sue yr parents
step or otherwise
cause they were early psychics
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we didnt know shit
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still know barely a toe worth
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i had some kind thought of you today
enough so
i probly sign off with
love ya hard
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she hated me hard
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she loved me too much
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said it was
within my gift
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looks like
marko
my little brothers son
has moved in permanenetly again
his mother cant control him
neither can his father but
we go ttwo fullgrown
master level psychics in th house
he cant even run away
without us havin advance notice
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back to livin
two and half men
sorry
three men
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we let im run
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knew where he was goin
he toey enough to tell us
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ok little man
u bigger than me now but
u cant get out of my headlock can ya cunt
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my little brother explained
to amate on th phoen
after his annoyance ahd died down
we both trained by th mad jugoslav
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sunday morning was
free for all
when th old fella
yelled out
i'm awake
and ready to take on all comers
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th old lady would vacate and
it on fr young and old
learnin judo holds
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occasionaly
wi two of us
we'd win
more often
we bounce off th walls
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LOO & PLACIDO
'HORNY AS A DANDY'
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got marko
wi a fenech punch
in our cousin's
shop
th other day
hmm
didnt mean to connect
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he got one in my ribs but
only just and
get fucked
yr hip cant be that high up
damn he growin
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slower now
gettin too big
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i can step inside that punch and
do i get to use my feet ?
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no the unicycle man
denied
unfair advantage
lightning feet
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and at 45
still
both legs go behind th ears
easy as
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18 frm th neck down he said
jeez i wonder why
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Powderfinger
'Day You Come'
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memories are fading
i dont access memories generaly morticia
usually just psychic an answer
i can be fully cut and
still have a convo afterwards
that makes sense
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studying psychology
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takes months before
one of my mistakes
gives th game away
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commanility of experience
rapport
with a new
meeting
takes milliseconds
catwoman sill watchin it
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hi gorgeous
page three model
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i will ring ya
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white jack has
forever eyes and
he got walkabout syndrome
at a fuckin early age
my little half cast bastard
was kinda similar
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he had two
half dutch parents though
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Nirvana
'Something in the Way'
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i watched two
half
irish and half black kids
playin and
oh dear
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fuckin aggressive maori's
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has he shown any of th gift ?
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Will Smith
'Switch'
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ok andrew
which way is home ?
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after he got over all
things that moved and
crawled
in th big bush
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daddie comes out here alone
walks fo rhours
makes a campa nd then
come sback out
after smokin several joints
and talkin with th land
who need's gps
we dont walk on trails dear
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ride th unicycle down th trail maybe
even then
i liek to go overland
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th ruts are deadly man
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when th pedal strikes
th thing bounces
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we;re attached
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Garbage
'Androgyny'
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no we're not
nippleclamp doen bucked me again
cant beat th double bump syndrome
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not a lack of drugs this time
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Arlo Guthrie
'The Motorcycle Song'
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i dont a pickle
just wanna ride on my
uni sickle
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th guys
called me out
a guy landin a unicycle
under a parachute
on a hardtail uni
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nice landing and
rode off th trick
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on telly
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some prick out there
got my uni sickle
th prototype
in flight test
goin over a skatebowl wall
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bastard
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?
'?'
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J:\MP364~1\jet _ look what youve done .MP3
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take my photo off th wall - first lyric
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i dont live in brizvegas
havent done in five yrs
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cept for that yr underground with
versace lady jane
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like an early aeroplane
with no suspension on th
wheel supports
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glad i'm not in th street
after midnight tonight
bein th town clown
spend half th night
bein told about wot was on telly and
can u do that man ?
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do me a trick
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i'm th fuckin wizard
u do me a fucking trick
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this is brizvegas
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Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
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since th casino came t town
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i cant ride past it
get fined
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failin to keep left
on th footpath
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if th street furniture
isnt for dancin around
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there are other towns
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we got so many pines
in pine rivers
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incorporates most of
lower mudflats and
depression bay
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actually called
deception bay
th ground looked solid sir
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th boss
gone in down to his waist
ah no
i thnk we put
brisbane up here
at th big river mouth
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they musta landed at high tide on th first reccie
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Joni Mitchell
'Big Yellow Taxi'
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was solid when we came here
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bottomless ooze
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lets pull that car out of th ooze and
we just spray it with rust remover
yeah course it'll run
dickhead
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Garbage
'Queer'
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brucie bought a ford exploder
wot can i say
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"suck shit"
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livin in depression bay like that
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so is that
upper or lower
mudflats
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cant get his 36 foot long yacht anywhere near th house
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so how much water did it have in it ?
jeez yr a fuckstick brucie
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or more affectionatley
wog
he half english and half scottish and
temper to match
look more like wog than we do cunt
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aussie sboy
i seen five cops
tryin t dig im out of his car one night
who am i kidding
on multiple occasions
strong arms
+++
careful
+++
not sayin he bites but
dont get near those arms
+++
diesel fitter arms
+++
sorry mechanic
+++
been doen for drink driving
is it
fourteen times
+++
still hasnt served
time
+++
had th coolest ketch
+++
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Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++
got me to
jump out of one of his spedboats
over at
moreton island and i stood on
a bout a thousand small stingrays
ah man
+++
u alright paulie ?
how;s yr ticker man
these got no sting ok
just slippery
push th boat in
that's a medical impossibilioty
and i fu catch me
u just might try it
heres a beer
+++
yr a cunt
u been told today ?
have now
+++
u know i kill every stingray i meet
me and yr brother bobbie
cancer rest his soul
+++
think maybe u didnt help matters
+++
i was
doin lotso flizard fishin back then
jiggin lures past lizards
big flathead
on th mudflats
stingray country
biggest fight of any fish man
+++
down at the
hornibrook highway bridge we
killed many
+++
when they go to ground and
it gotta move some time
+++
to tire out a
three footer
with thirty pound line and
a twelve foo
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Blood Hound Gang
'The Roof is on Fire'
+++
r surf pole
+++
get th flyin gaff bobbie
he's fucked
+++
comin in
+++
gotta be a ray
+++
he had me stopped
for fifteen minutes
+++
took three live
poddie mullet
frm under th ballon float and
he swallowed a big shark hook but
this is a ray
+++
breakin water
th wings waving
i'll surf him in
on th nxt big wave in th set
+++
u goin in th frypan fucker
+++
bobbie been yellin out how he gunna
cook ya for ten minutes and
my mouth is watering
+++
takes these sharks so long to die
+++
dont play with th head man
+++
bobie dragged his land rover
up to th high tide zone and
th frypan is already out
+++
th tailor werent biting
+++
is ok
we'll hunt something else
this point looks promising
+++
if we set th line out frm th rocks we can
ok
+++
did we bring balloons to th big sand isalnd
did we ever
+++
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Madonna
'justify my love (fuck me mix)'
+++
flickit out
poast th
first lien of breakers nd
th wind do th rest
whent h balloon pops
serves dual purpose
scares fuckout of what took th sharj hhok
so he runs and sets th hook
we got th drag wound
just right
kellogs
and tells us
we lost a bait
+++
fuckthat one hit hard
lookin at th wire trace
in th torch light
+++
wot th fuck takin our poddie mullet we
caught onth other side of th isalnd
+++
carryin live bait
over th inland tracks
we took th suzi
rides better
+++
a samuari if yr american
a sierra to us
+++
thru all that soft sand
evrytime we stopped
th big sand goannas
and dingoes
would arrive
+++
we got so much nice smellin food
+++
th tailor arent biting
tailor fishing in big surf is
better than sex
few women wanderin th island
though i took a coupel
+++
we switch to plan b
all th fishing gear onboard
+++
two spare surf rods
em and bobbie
used to break em
+++
jaghooking for mullet
+++
hard on th gear
+++
four
over four foot sharks
been brough tinto shore
in th surf
on that rod
it;s a tailor rod
+++
twelve foot six
better than th
thirteen foot four
too whippie
+++
flingin pilchards
out past th first breakers
standin in them
aimin for th second set
+++
four dead fish
hangin off th belt
drippin blood into th water
th sharks are
havin a field day
+++
twnety guys
tangled on one lien but
it got somethin so big on it
they all just cuttin their lines
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Do It Again'
+++
standin in th middle of nowhere - first lyric
+++
standin in th surf
with three hundred guys
fishin for tailor
+++
i got whammed
+++
lost th last two hooks and
a chopper tailor
went for th remains
let im go
+++
under a foot long but
fight liek hell
+++
too many lines we
switch to our rubber hooks
been dragged off a rock
too many tiems to count and
we gone rock fishing
+++
no swimmin to spurs this time bobbie
i seen too many fins in th water today
no offense but
yr skin's too pale man
+++
palpably hooked
wot is it about big
stripey mackeral and rock bommies
+++
i came
i saw
i ahd to walk over much fish guts and heads to leave
+++
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+++
SuperTramp
'The Logical Song'
+++
i m never again
killin fifty two fish fo ru
in oen day again
u liek dead fish
u kill em beautiful lady
+++
hunt dinner and
we release after that
if th urge still there
+++
yr goin in th frypan
u tried bobbie's shark steaks in garlic butter ?
+++
yeah ok
i'll throw in a
pasta surprise
+++
it;s edible
surprise
eat around th sand dear
+++
after six days
on th largest sand island in th world
everything has sand in it
+++
u gotta firehose man ?
jsut lookin for
a crack whore cleaning kit
+++
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+++
Simon and Garfunkel
'Cecilia'
+++
wot are u hitting me for ?
+++
it gets th sand out
+++
i offer u a solution
u
hit me
+++
and then fuck me stupid
compounding th problem
+++
cum down fuck me later eyes
+++
she had em bad
+++
hey purple
she renamed herself but
always liked th tag
cum down fuck me later eyes
why she fucked me in th first place
+++
purple a bit shitty at me
i found her in my bed and
she didnt fuck me stupid and
we lived togetehr too long
for her to fuckup that bad
+++
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+++
Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
+++
smart enough to
call herself a colour round me though
she seen th magic firsthand
helpin me bury a pet
+++
yr king parrot
must be gettin big now
+++
when i lost that rainbow lorikeet
on xmas morning
th bars in his new cage
too big
th big carpet snake
inside th cage
trapped
+++
this is a fine
xmas present
+++
i named ya wrong
+++
course we killed th snake
rohan not around to rescue it frm us
+++
sorry mate
i was attached t that bird
used to sit in my hair
while i entertained
+++
th sulphur crested cokcatoo
sittin on my shoulder
whiel ridin a uncicyle
thru th house wasnt
th same
fuck he had sharp feet
i;d wear my bike leather jacket but
butch is a prick
+++
settle down butch
+++
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+++
Little Heroes
'One Perfect Day'
+++
he was good on th day
+++
i wouldnt take my shirt off at that party though
my podiatrist girlfriend
had put in some field dressings but
butch had been recalcitrant
in pre flight
+++
he bailed out
when i did and
flew threw th house and
scared most of th patrons
good boy
+++
we stopped clipping his wings
he always came home
+++
yr too high on magic mushies man
no-one can understand ya
go and talk to th cockatoo
+++
some of th thigns
th cokcatoo said were
very trippy
seriously trippy
+++
th rats would
sit itnh rafters
to get th marijuana smoke
they not so stupid
+++
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+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++
me and beckie
watched this rat
layin on is back
in th beanbag
fr ten minutes
till her girlfriend walked in
and freaked out
+++
it's just a stoned rat
cmon dallas
u big tough lesbian u
+++
u fucked one of my wives
or was it th other way around
+++
i said it was ok
he ex girlfriend
used to stay wi us
weekends sometimes
+++
i wasnt doin anything to yr girlfriend bitch
+++
my two are enough for anybody
+++
nxt time ya borrow one of my motorbikes
will ya check th oil
+++
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+++
Frente
'Bizarre Love Triangle'
+++
i'm down to two
+++
had seven to choose frm
for a whiel there
two of em
two man sidecars
th v four performance beast and
th big honda
+++
too slow down th mountain
th 250 flogs it every time
+++
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+++
Budgie
'Rape Of The Locks'
+++
if u havent owned a
four hundred four honda
put yr hand up
+++
in th mountains it was
heaven on a stick
+++
up on th tablelands in winter
th fog
+++
a zillion cows it
dairy country
th odd oen
would jump off a bank
just as u goin thru a cutting
+++
had to be psychic to avoid em
+++
live that first five yrs
thrashin motorcycles and
a serious club will stop callin u a
temporary australian
+++
however he does it
he keeps gettin away wi it
+++
when th back mudguard
ripped off th sidecar
off th bike
th whoel plot on one wheel and
i've hit third gear already
+++
this is me
+++
my book of me
+++
lost in my memories i
try to get em all down
i dont liek th feedback
my gift givin me
on how long i live
+++
i'll lose it
+++
if i dont write it down
+++
every time i write it down
how much have i lost already
+++
my soul
is still pullin third gear
power wheelies on big sidecars
+++
while i
flight test
prototype unicycles
+++
when we boltin a donk into it ?
+++
200w my arse
+++
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+++
Freefall 68
'Freefall - Skydive'
+++
pretty vague
cunt
+++
i gettin too much traction trippy
although she still breaks loose
painted skatebowl walls
are lethal
th bitch rode me down th wall
+++
me and th young fella
are lookin for a new bowl
a clean skin
where we can scare th local kids
into not paintin th fucker
+++
the adventures of marko and paulo
+++
i think ya gotta bit of air there man
+++
so how long has this bicycle frame lasted then
u dont ride hard enough
+++
now this is wot a dead bicycle looks like
th latest beast
th monoshock
one wheeler
+++
it used t be a bicycle
i dont like
bicycles
+++
keep gettin fined
for bein on one
+++
push this tv antennae up yr arse
+++
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+++
Steppenwolf
'Pusher Man'
+++
dry of course
+++
no
th whoel thing is goin in there
+++
when they show th
map of australia
right way up
not down under
on top
then we'll take it out
+++
there there
clsoe yr eyes and think of england
medic
sick bag on standby
+++
seems to be an awful lot of dead bodies
layin around on th ground
bit untidy dont ya think
+++
anyone would think a
psychic killer and been thru here and
doen his nasty handywork
+++
i only got a hundred thousand
in that last big kill bobbie
+++
it tasted
like
rotting brains and
+++
it never nice
+++
and there's always another one comin
+++
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+++
Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++
we cant stop it happening
can write th clues to it and
maybe be implicated in it happening but
we cant stop it happening
+++
we tried
many times
+++
me and black will
have to think about th
nearby starchart thing
th psychic star assesments
for a month or so
+++
it;d harm my trained and
razor sharp gift
but if i did my usual job
it would be useful
+++
hubblke and her ilk
not tellin us much about our
neighbours in deep space
+++
there are many dangers
in such an undertaking
for me to consider
+++
if i tune into an
alien species with
more practised
psychic gifts i
could have some real trouble
+++
we did have some such trouyble
in this tome
for a while but
we got strnger
+++
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+++
Led Zeppelin
'Gallows Pole'
+++
we found th equivalent of window zero in windows
for th universe
+++
and it's a singularity
that exists inside all of us
+++
the dot
th only dot
+++
drove a coupel of us
off th edge
+++
even as we
still worshipped it
+++
the church of
the cult of the dot
+++
with th dot as our
token god
we can face th aliens
+++
it;s an infinite mass
they celebrate mass
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
th opposite rection
is an infinitely small particle
the singularity
or
the dot
+++
so small it
is nothing
+++
has to be to balance
infinite mass
+++
th universe
has t break it;s own rules
to exist
+++
and it takes a rule breaker to
crack it
so simple
+++
theft away
+++
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+++
Kelis
'Milk Shake'
+++
the church
of the cult of the dot is
old by internet standards
+++
back when tripod
was a going concern
+++
our online
stoners bible
of th religion of kuta
is in recess
deliberating
+++
.
.
.
one of many
***********
pirate jenny
"black
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
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+++
Skyhooks
'Living In The 70's'
+++
Steve B
wrote:
"Hollow Dot"?
Sorry, wrong newsgroup. This group specializes in "micro dots".
Specifially those in swimming certificates.