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D.W. McKim

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Jun 22, 2004, 7:24:43 PM6/22/04
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Since assuming the role of Paul Cramer, its almost impossible not to
think of David Tom without the excessive eyepopping, which has caused
many fans to now refer to Paul as Popeye.

Therefore, if Paul is Popeye, does this mean that Natalie is Olive Oyl?
Hmmm...well she does have a habit of getting herself into peril and
needing to be rescued...

And since Natalie/Olive is having her affections fought for by both Paul
and John, does this make John Bluto?

Since Natalie has no children, the child closest associated with Paul
would be Ace...but if we want to find an appropriate Swee Pea, i would
actually nominate Jamie since he never ages...he may start talking any
day now and still look like a little baby...so Swee Pea it is.

Paul gets some competiton in the mooch department from Rex, so since hes
so good at spoinging off of others, Rex wins the part of Wimpy (besides
also being rather appropos regardless). Waiting for an ep when we hear
Rex tell RJ or Lindsay (or Natalie or Roxy or anybody) *I will gladly
pay you Tuesday for...*

And instead of Alice, OLTL has Antonio the Goon...but weve all known
that way before any of us heard the name Paul Cramer!

But questionable though some of these may be, i think we have a general
consensus that theres simply no other logical choice than Katherine as
the Sea Hag.

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DA

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Jun 22, 2004, 8:41:20 PM6/22/04
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> Since assuming the role of Paul Cramer, its almost impossible not to
> think of David Tom without the excessive eyepopping, which has caused
> many fans to now refer to Paul as Popeye.

I did think today that he looked more like one of the gold fish with the
huge eyes and gaping mouth in the close up when the police knocked on the
door.
>
<snip>


>
> Since Natalie has no children, the child closest associated with Paul
> would be Ace...but if we want to find an appropriate Swee Pea, i would
> actually nominate Jamie since he never ages...he may start talking any
> day now and still look like a little baby...so Swee Pea it is.

Ah....I think that Ace is the perfect choice. It is a small blessing that
he isn't the offspring of Kelly and Kevin, just think of the genetic
possibilites there. :)

<snip>

>
> But questionable though some of these may be, i think we have a general
> consensus that theres simply no other logical choice than Katherine as
> the Sea Hag.

You get my vote on this one. LOL Now if the casting gods would hear the
rest of our prayers, things would be good.

D.W.,this was excellent. Thanks for a laugh at the end of a long day

DA


Linus

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Jun 23, 2004, 1:34:59 AM6/23/04
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On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 20:41:20 -0400, "DA" <D...@notmail.com> wrote:

>Since assuming the role of Paul Cramer, its almost impossible not to
>think of David Tom without the excessive eyepopping, which has caused
>many fans to now refer to Paul as Popeye.

Your eyes would be popping out too, if you had Natalie's big bazooms
in your face like he did. IMHO, she's challenging Blair for the title
of "Best Implants on OLTL."

Sirius Lives - I Tell You

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Jun 23, 2004, 4:08:33 AM6/23/04
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> i would
>> actually nominate Jamie since he never ages...he may start talking any
>> day now and still look like a little baby...so Swee Pea it is.

if you mean antonio's baby, last I recall the 'he' is a she...could be wrong
though.

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DA

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Jun 23, 2004, 8:01:21 AM6/23/04
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"Sirius Lives - I Tell You" <angelic...@aol.cometernal> wrote in
message news:20040623040833...@mb-m01.aol.com...

> > i would
> >> actually nominate Jamie since he never ages...he may start talking any
> >> day now and still look like a little baby...so Swee Pea it is.
>
> if you mean antonio's baby, last I recall the 'he' is a she...could be
wrong
> though.
>
> =// Christine //=
>

You are correct Christine. Named for her grandfather.
DA


Amy Jo713

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Jun 23, 2004, 9:59:08 AM6/23/04
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Hey, what about the Jeep?


Amy

Monkey

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Jun 23, 2004, 3:02:55 PM6/23/04
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>From: dw...@webtv.net (D.W. McKim)
>Date: 6/22/04 4:24 PM Pacific Daylight Time

<tiny snippage>


>Paul gets some competiton in the mooch department from Rex, so since hes
>so good at spoinging off of others, Rex wins the part of Wimpy (besides
>also being rather appropos regardless). Waiting for an ep when we hear
>Rex tell RJ or Lindsay (or Natalie or Roxy or anybody) *I will gladly
>pay you Tuesday for...*
>
>And instead of Alice, OLTL has Antonio the Goon...but weve all known
>that way before any of us heard the name Paul Cramer!
>
>But questionable though some of these may be, i think we have a general
>consensus that theres simply no other logical choice than Katherine as
>the Sea Hag.
>
>--------------------------------------
>d.w. mckim

ROFLMAO!
Good one, DW! Especially The Sea Hag. Thanks for the laugh.

Cheers,
Monkey ~:oP
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D.W. McKim

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Jun 23, 2004, 7:10:22 PM6/23/04
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Oh yes...Eugene the Jeep...

An unconventional being that occasionally pops up with trickery and
having otherwordly powers often fixing other peoples messes...i think we
have Luna the Jeep.

(Though i was tempted to nominate the late Mitch Laurence for his
ability to transport himself all over the place without any kind of
detection of a large number of people looking for him...and for his
ability to even transcend death regardless of onscreen proof and having
been seen in the afterlife before his resurrection)

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