Thread: Favorite Jimmy James quote
Techno Team 2000
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my jizz rag has so much DNA on it i was legally required to give it a name.
Eric
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> what's your favorite quote by Jimmy James?
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You can call me Smimmy.
You have more paranoid fantasies than Stephen King on crack.
"The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer'
but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'...
you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back
in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you
go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from
chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial
prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days
no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand
times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey
strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned
with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my
heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my
space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown
horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the
donkey."
Boho Mojambo
> what's your favorite quote by Jimmy James?
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Man, I'd love to play this game but they just don't show it here
anymore. They used to at least have an episode or two on Saturday and
Sunday but now I'm getting nothing.
12 episodes of Home Improvement every day but I can't get Newsradio.
It's friggin criminal.
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B.M
Tim Cramm
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> what's your favorite quote by Jimmy James?
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I've got so many lawyers calling me you'd think I had tobacco leaking out of
my breast implants.
Dan McCarthy
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> my jizz rag has so much DNA on it i was legally required to give it a name.
"I'm a cypher- a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce."
Jimmy: It's my heart, Dave- I need my..
Dave: Medication?
Jimmy: No- cheese crackers.
"Tell ol' Uncle Jimmy all about it!"
"Heey, I know that dude!"
There's a ton of em... it'll take me some time to remember them all.
XPeeple
wudn't gonna shoot anybody."
That's really all I've got right now.
COLIERRANND2
>what's your favorite quote by Jimmy James?
"Tell your 'ol Unca Nimmy"
Thats the best I could translate it to written out.That and
"Hey! I Love This GUY!"
Col
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"Now, I remind you that you are under oath. Can you tell me, and the jury,
how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
Nick Christenson
This is from memory, probably not 100% accurate:
Dave: "Sir, isn't that a conflict of interest?"
Jimmy: "No, no, no, no, no. Well, yes, but these days we tend to call
that 'synergy'."
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Nick Christenson
n...@gangofone.com
Tay-vee
"This is the worst cracker time in recorded history."
"What's the story with your face, son?"
I think that last is my all-time. I love it so.
Tavie (rhymes with GRAVY, not savvy)
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"Welcome to LA; follow this ASS!" -Dave Foley
"Once there was a man called God, who liked to arrange things in my favor."
-Goose
sean gothman
springhil...@gmail.com
> what's your favorite quote by Jimmy James?
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Not to mention Kermit the damn frog!