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Russell B

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Oct 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/25/99
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My choice for a career would be Pharmacist. I would like to have the
job of Pharmacist because a Pharmacist is not only a provider of
services to the Community, he is also a beloved Member. If I were a
Pharmacist, I would fill people's prescriptions, also plus I would
check to see if there would be any medicines they shouldn't take
because of cross-reactions.

If I had the job of Pharmacist, I would make the effort to get to know
all of my customers and learn details about their personal lives so we
could make small talk, not counting the ones that only come in once or
twice of course! Also plus too, I could develop little running jokes
with some of them and build on them every time they came in. Like say
for instance there was a guy who was a little overweight, but was a
good sport about it, I would call him "Slim," and every time I saw
him, I would say, "Hey Slim, we need to put some meat on your bones!
For Pete's sake, eat something!" And he would say, "Russell B, you
old so-and-so, who has time to eat? Gimme a refill of that Slow-K,
also one of the Procardin. How's business?" Then I would say, "Fine,
did you ever get that driveway patched?" And we'd probably go back
and forth like that for a little while. Then when there wasn't
anthing else really to say, he would pay me using Cash or Credit Card,
or another approved method of payment.

DID YOU KNOW: A pharmacist is a man or woman who prepares, stores,
compounds, and dispenses medicine! To be a Pharmacist I would have to
attend College.

In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.
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Russell B

Russell B: "Do you like to hot-chat?"
A. L. I. C. E. the chatterbot: "Hmm, Russell, I'm not sure if I'd like to hot-chat that much. I like to make new friends."

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
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>
> In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.


You could also give them all placebos and watch them get sicker. That would
be real cool if they put you in their will.

Russell B

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In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Renkrew" took a notion to say:

>
> I used to think you were 13. Now I think you're 8.

And just what on EARTH have you got against Pharmacists.

>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>And now . . . Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
>When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it
>turned out to be something different.
>
>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in article
><SAEVOLPv8bR9BjSRHyRaNVEs+e=x...@4ax.com>...


>> My choice for a career would be Pharmacist. I would like to have the
>> job of Pharmacist because a Pharmacist is not only a provider of
>> services to the Community, he is also a beloved Member. If I were a
>> Pharmacist, I would fill people's prescriptions, also plus I would
>> check to see if there would be any medicines they shouldn't take
>> because of cross-reactions.
>>
>> If I had the job of Pharmacist, I would make the effort to get to know
>> all of my customers and learn details about their personal lives so we
>> could make small talk, not counting the ones that only come in once or
>> twice of course! Also plus too, I could develop little running jokes
>> with some of them and build on them every time they came in. Like say
>> for instance there was a guy who was a little overweight, but was a
>> good sport about it, I would call him "Slim," and every time I saw
>> him, I would say, "Hey Slim, we need to put some meat on your bones!
>> For Pete's sake, eat something!" And he would say, "Russell B, you
>> old so-and-so, who has time to eat? Gimme a refill of that Slow-K,
>> also one of the Procardin. How's business?" Then I would say, "Fine,
>> did you ever get that driveway patched?" And we'd probably go back
>> and forth like that for a little while. Then when there wasn't
>> anthing else really to say, he would pay me using Cash or Credit Card,
>> or another approved method of payment.
>>
>> DID YOU KNOW: A pharmacist is a man or woman who prepares, stores,
>> compounds, and dispenses medicine! To be a Pharmacist I would have to
>> attend College.
>>

>> In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.

Fumblergal

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I want to become a dermatologist.

Russell B

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In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Ricardo A Lafaurie Jr." took a
notion to say:

>On Mon, 25 Oct 1999 19:03:13 -0700, Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote:
>>In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.
>

>Nobody cares.

Your killfile is broked.

Russell B

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In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to say:

>I want to become a dermatologist.

I want to become a germatologist.

Fumblergal

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Hmm... how old are you?

Renkrew

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I used to think you were 13. Now I think you're 8.

--

> In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.

Ricardo A Lafaurie Jr.

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On Mon, 25 Oct 1999 19:03:13 -0700, Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote:
>In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.

Nobody cares.


Pigman

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I want to be a farmer.

Erin Walsh

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Russell B wrote:

> In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.

Would you mind if I used this for my application to pharmacy school? Its very heart-wrenching... admissions would love it.

Thanks in advance.

Erin
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"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish
together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between."
--Sir Thomas Beecham

"The most perfect expression of human behavior is a string quartet."
--Jeffrey Tate

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to say:
>
> >I want to become a dermatologist.
> I want to become a germatologist.
I want to bestride a germatologist.


Kelly

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And here I was expecting Neutrino to say he wanted to be a gynecologist
with a minor in photography.

Go figure...

Kelly
--
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be attached to the ass that I may have to
kiss tomorrow. Amen."

-- Anonymous

Check out my web page!
http://members.tripod.com/StarNSky/Main.html

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to say:
> > >
> > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > I want to bestride a germatologist.
>
> And here I was expecting Neutrino to say he wanted to be a gynecologist
> with a minor in photography.
>
> Go figure...
>
> Kelly


You must really really hate me and but lots.
Are you available? (I find conflict to be an excellent hoRnyism).

Kelly

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:

> Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...
> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to say:
> > > >
> > > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > > I want to bestride a germatologist.
> >
> > And here I was expecting Neutrino to say he wanted to be a gynecologist
> > with a minor in photography.
> >
> > Go figure...
> >
> > Kelly
>
> You must really really hate me and but lots.

Nope. I'm just sarcastic by nature.

> Are you available?

You wouldn't be able to put up with me.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...
> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > > > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to
say:
> > > > >
> > > > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > > > I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > >
> > > And here I was expecting Neutrino to say he wanted to be a
gynecologist
> > > with a minor in photography.
> > >
> > > Go figure...
> > >
> > > Kelly
> >
> > You must really really hate me and but lots.
>
> Nope. I'm just sarcastic by nature.
>
> > Are you available?
>
> You wouldn't be able to put up with me.


We could have a contest to see who could drive who nuts faster. This much I
know: I would win. The only intangible is whether or not you would kill me
in the process.


pinch

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If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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>
>
> If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.


I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be. Sure,
it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's about
it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.


pinch

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"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
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Hordan WHO?

Kelly

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:

> Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> news:3815EF3C...@TTLC.NET...

> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >

> > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...

> > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >

> > > > > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > > > > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > > > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to
> say:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > > > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > > > > I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > > >
> > > > And here I was expecting Neutrino to say he wanted to be a
> gynecologist
> > > > with a minor in photography.
> > > >
> > > > Go figure...
> > > >
> > > > Kelly
> > >
> > > You must really really hate me and but lots.
> >
> > Nope. I'm just sarcastic by nature.
> >
> > > Are you available?
> >
> > You wouldn't be able to put up with me.
>
> We could have a contest to see who could drive who nuts faster. This much I
> know: I would win. The only intangible is whether or not you would kill me
> in the process.

I don't know about that one. Usually when people are that.. *ahem*.. full of
themselves, I rise to the challenge and knock em down a few pegs.

Kelly

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:

> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
>
> I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be. Sure,
> it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's about
> it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.

You look like Jordan Catalano, eh? That is a good thing. Jordan Catalano was
hot.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > news:3815EF3C...@TTLC.NET...
> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...
> > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > >


I never flush and I leave my toenail clippings in a little pile on the
kitchen countertop. Sometimes in the microwave. Top THAT little momma!!!

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
> >
> > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be. Sure,
> > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's
about
> > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
>
> Hordan WHO?


Are you trying to start some sort of Abbott and Costello cascade? How
childish. I swear the authorities should come out to your house and turn
off the internet spigot. I'd like that hust fine.


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
> >
> > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be. Sure,
> > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's
about
> > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
>
> You look like Jordan Catalano, eh? That is a good thing. Jordan Catalano
was
> hot.
>


I sing songs in the shower, and when I get out I make muscles and do a
weenie dance in front of the mirror.


Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
didn't have the nerve to say:

>
>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
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>> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to say:
>>
>> >I want to become a dermatologist.
>> I want to become a germatologist.
>I want to bestride a germatologist.

I want to besperm a cosmetologist.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.


Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
didn't have the nerve to say:

>
>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>news:XUoWOMS+OuCIbSgdUlaPBO=VB...@4ax.com...
>> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
>> didn't have the nerve to say:
>>
>> >
>> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>> >news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
>> >> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to say:
>> >>
>> >> >I want to become a dermatologist.
>> >> I want to become a germatologist.
>> >I want to bestride a germatologist.
>> I want to besperm a cosmetologist.
>I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.

I want to besmirch a cosmobitch.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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I want to bespectacle a canckerbitch.


Russell B

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I want to bespeculum a spankerbitch.

pinch

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Kelly wrote:
>
> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
> >
> > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be. Sure,
> > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's about
> > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
>
> You look like Jordan Catalano, eh? That is a good thing. Jordan Catalano was
> hot.

He looks like Brian Krakow and he knows it.

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:38162901...@yahoo.com...

> >
> >
> > "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> > >
> > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
> > >
> > > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be. Sure,
> > > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's
> about
> > > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
> >
> > Hordan WHO?
>
> Are you trying to start some sort of Abbott and Costello cascade? How
> childish. I swear the authorities should come out to your house and turn
> off the internet spigot. I'd like that hust fine.

DAMMIT!! What the jell is a cascade???

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381690FA...@yahoo.com...
> SLAMMIT!! Butt the swell is a crack spade?

Oh, I see the "cascade" so clearly now. Thanks for all your jelp.

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
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> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > Kelly wrote:
> > >
> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
> > > >
> > > > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be.
> Sure,
> > > > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's
> about
> > > > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
> > >
> > > You look like Jordan Catalano, eh? That is a good thing. Jordan
> Catalano was
> > > hot.
> >
> > He looks like Brian Krakow and he knows it.
>
> shuddup.

Yeah yeah, we know the REAL TRUTH.

Russell B

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didn't have the nerve to say:

>
>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message

>news:2GwWOELCO1=RbD+tniq...@4ax.com...

>I want to buttspank a dancerbitch.
I want to buttspunk a plonkerbitch.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:38162901...@yahoo.com...

> > >
> > >
> > > "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
> > > >
> > > > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be.
Sure,
> > > > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but
that's
> > about
> > > > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
> > >

Kelly

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:

> Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> news:38164526...@TTLC.NET...

> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you anyway.
> > >
> > > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be. Sure,
> > > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but that's
> about
> > > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
> >

> > You look like Jordan Catalano, eh? That is a good thing. Jordan Catalano
> was
> > hot.
> >
>

Ooo... we would be such a great couple...

> I sing songs in the shower

I shave my pubic hair in the shower, personally, but hey -- whatever tickles
your pickle.

> and when I get out I make muscles

Personally I'm a gladiator.

> and do a weenie dance in front of the mirror.

Does it look anything like my Spam dance?

Kel

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:

> Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message

> news:381643F0...@TTLC.NET...


> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message

> > > news:3815EF3C...@TTLC.NET...


> > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message

> > > > > news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...


> > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > >

> > > > > > > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion
> to
> > > say:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > > > > > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > > > > > > I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > > > > >

> > > > > > And here I was expecting Neutrino to say he wanted to be a
> > > gynecologist
> > > > > > with a minor in photography.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Go figure...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Kelly
> > > > >
> > > > > You must really really hate me and but lots.
> > > >
> > > > Nope. I'm just sarcastic by nature.
> > > >
> > > > > Are you available?
> > > >
> > > > You wouldn't be able to put up with me.
> > >
> > > We could have a contest to see who could drive who nuts faster. This
> much I
> > > know: I would win. The only intangible is whether or not you would
> kill me
> > > in the process.
> >
> > I don't know about that one. Usually when people are that.. *ahem*.. full
> of
> > themselves, I rise to the challenge and knock em down a few pegs.
> >
>
> I never flush and I leave my toenail clippings in a little pile on the
> kitchen countertop. Sometimes in the microwave. Top THAT little momma!!!

When I have a cold, my voice borders between Amaya and Fran Drescher. I also
will sleep with tissues tucked into my nose so as to catch any dripping mucous.
Furthermore, I enjoy eating Peanut Butter and Cheese sandwiches. Although I
must admit, I think you have taken the Most Repulsive Daily Habits category.

NEXT!


Kelly

pinch

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Those are nice sexy voices. When I have a cold, I become Marge Simpson.

Mason

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Well, you're getting close. You're already a germ.

ma...@tmbg.org.ns

"Kills Bugs Dead."

> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion to say:
>
> >I want to become a dermatologist.
> I want to become a germatologist.

> --
> Russell B
>
> Russell B: "Do you like to hot-chat?"
> A. L. I. C. E. the chatterbot: "Hmm, Russell, I'm not sure if I'd like to
hot-chat that much. I like to make new friends."

Mason

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<snip unimportant part of post>
Congratulations on being such a successful troll. I've never seen so many
responses in such a short time. You are to be commended.

ma...@tmbg.org.ns

"Also, you are to be shot dead on sight."


Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "Erin Walsh" didn't have the nerve to
say:

>Russell B wrote:
>
>> My choice for a career would be Pharmacist. I would like to have the
>> job of Pharmacist because a Pharmacist is not only a provider of
>> services to the Community, he is also a beloved Member. If I were a
>> Pharmacist, I would fill people's prescriptions, also plus I would
>> check to see if there would be any medicines they shouldn't take
>> because of cross-reactions.
>>
>> If I had the job of Pharmacist, I would make the effort to get to know
>> all of my customers and learn details about their personal lives so we
>> could make small talk, not counting the ones that only come in once or
>> twice of course! Also plus too, I could develop little running jokes
>> with some of them and build on them every time they came in. Like say
>> for instance there was a guy who was a little overweight, but was a
>> good sport about it, I would call him "Slim," and every time I saw
>> him, I would say, "Hey Slim, we need to put some meat on your bones!
>> For Pete's sake, eat something!" And he would say, "Russell B, you
>> old so-and-so, who has time to eat? Gimme a refill of that Slow-K,
>> also one of the Procardin. How's business?" Then I would say, "Fine,
>> did you ever get that driveway patched?" And we'd probably go back
>> and forth like that for a little while. Then when there wasn't
>> anthing else really to say, he would pay me using Cash or Credit Card,
>> or another approved method of payment.
>>
>> DID YOU KNOW: A pharmacist is a man or woman who prepares, stores,
>> compounds, and dispenses medicine! To be a Pharmacist I would have to
>> attend College.
>>
>> In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.
>
>Would you mind if I used this for my application to pharmacy school? Its very heart-wrenching... admissions would love it.
>
>Thanks in advance.

Go ahead. I'll bet you could get a FULL SCHOLARSHIP XOXOXOXOXOXO with
that.

>
>Erin
>-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
>Erin Walsh Webgoddess, The Corey Cerovsek Fan Club
>emws...@pitt.edu http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Choir/6352
>University of Pittsburgh
>
>"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish
> together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between."
> --Sir Thomas Beecham
>
>"The most perfect expression of human behavior is a string quartet."
> --Jeffrey Tate

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "Mason" didn't have the nerve to say:

><snip unimportant part of post>

UNIMPORTANT??? You really don't know how this all works, do you? Bad
carrot.

>Congratulations on being such a successful troll. I've never seen so many
>responses in such a short time. You are to be commended.
>
>ma...@tmbg.org.ns
>
>"Also, you are to be shot dead on sight."
>
>

--

Erin Walsh

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Russell B wrote:

> I'll be damned if that bastard "Erin Walsh" didn't have the nerve to
> say:
>


> >Would you mind if I used this for my application to pharmacy school? Its very heart-wrenching... admissions would love it.
> >
> >Thanks in advance.
>
> Go ahead. I'll bet you could get a FULL SCHOLARSHIP XOXOXOXOXOXO with
> that.

That's what I'm counting on. I'll let you know the status. If I get in, I'll hook you up once I'm a pharmacist. Deal?

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
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> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

> didn't have the nerve to say:
>
> >
> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >news:2GwWOELCO1=RbD+tniq...@4ax.com...
> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >> >news:EF0WOISKet8DoN...@4ax.com...
> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >> >> >news:XUoWOMS+OuCIbSgdUlaPBO=VB...@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> >> >> >> >> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion
to
> >> >say:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >I want to become a dermatologist.
> >> >> >> >> I want to become a germatologist.
> >> >> >> >I want to bestride a germatologist.
> >> >> >> I want to besperm a cosmetologist.
> >> >> >I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.
> >> >> I want to besmirch a cosmobitch.
> >> >I want to bespectacle a canckerbitch.
> >> I want to bespeculum a spankerbitch.
> >I want to buttspank a dancerbitch.
> I want to buttspunk a plonkerbitch.
I want to spermspunk a donkeybitch.


Pigman

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Kelly wrote in message <38167F9C...@TTLC.NET>...
>NEXT!


Hmmm...out of toilet paper again...well, this is an old pair of underwear...

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > news:381643F0...@TTLC.NET...
> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > news:3815EF3C...@TTLC.NET...
> > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...
> > > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a
notion
> > to
> > > > say:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > > > > > > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > > > > > > > I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And here I was expecting Neutrino to say he wanted to be a
> > > > gynecologist
> > > > > > > with a minor in photography.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Go figure...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Kelly
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You must really really hate me and but lots.
> > > > >
> > > > > Nope. I'm just sarcastic by nature.
> > > > >
> > > > > > Are you available?
> > > > >
> > > > > You wouldn't be able to put up with me.
> > > >
> > > > We could have a contest to see who could drive who nuts faster.
This
> > much I
> > > > know: I would win. The only intangible is whether or not you would
> > kill me
> > > > in the process.
> > >
> > > I don't know about that one. Usually when people are that.. *ahem*..
full
> > of
> > > themselves, I rise to the challenge and knock em down a few pegs.
> > >
> >
> > I never flush and I leave my toenail clippings in a little pile on the
> > kitchen countertop. Sometimes in the microwave. Top THAT little
momma!!!
>
> When I have a cold, my voice borders between Amaya and Fran Drescher. I

also
> will sleep with tissues tucked into my nose so as to catch any dripping
mucous.
> Furthermore, I enjoy eating Peanut Butter and Cheese sandwiches. Although
I
> must admit, I think you have taken the Most Repulsive Daily Habits
category.
>
> NEXT!


When you wake up, guess what else will be on those kleenexes?


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:381690BF...@yahoo.com...

> > > Kelly wrote:
> > > >
> > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:38161F78...@yahoo.com...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you have a receding hairline, Kelly won't both with you
anyway.
> > > > >
> > > > > I have quit a bushy head of hair, but it aint what it used to be.
> > Sure,
> > > > > it's receded a little on the sides just above the temples, but
that's
> > about
> > > > > it. I still look a lot like Hordan Catalano.
> > > >
> > > > You look like Jordan Catalano, eh? That is a good thing. Jordan
> > Catalano was
> > > > hot.
> > >
> > > He looks like Brian Krakow and he knows it.
> >
> > shuddup.
>
> Yeah yeah, we know the REAL TRUTH.

shuddup.


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Mason <but...@tcinternet.net> wrote in message
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> <snip unimportant part of post>
> Congratulations on being such a successful troll. I've never seen so many
> responses in such a short time. You are to be commended.


I've done better.


pinch_pin...@my-deja.com

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In article <7v73et$a68$0...@dosa.alt.net>,

"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote:
>
> Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> news:C38WOMiHzFZLdG...@4ax.com...
> > I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
> > didn't have the nerve to say:
> >
> > >
> > >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > >news:2GwWOELCO1=RbD+tniq...@4ax.com...

> > >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
> > >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> > >>
> > >> >
> > >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > >> >news:EF0WOISKet8DoN...@4ax.com...
> > >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO
~~(<.--.>)~~"

> > >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > >> >> >news:XUoWOMS+OuCIbSgdUlaPBO=VB...@4ax.com...
> > >> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO
~~(<.--.>)~~"

> > >> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > >> >> >> >news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > >> >> >> >> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a
notion
> to
> > >> >say:
> > >> >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >> >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > >> >> >> >> I want to become a germatologist.
> > >> >> >> >I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > >> >> >> I want to besperm a cosmetologist.
> > >> >> >I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.
> > >> >> I want to besmirch a cosmobitch.
> > >> >I want to bespectacle a canckerbitch.
> > >> I want to bespeculum a spankerbitch.
> > >I want to buttspank a dancerbitch.
> > I want to buttspunk a plonkerbitch.
> I want to spermspunk a donkeybitch.

Hey Mystic Neutrino, I want to gargle your pink balls in my mouth.
I like like to scratch my bumhole and sniff my fingers.
Would you like to sniff my fingers?


Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

pinch

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"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

> news:3817564A...@yahoo.com...

> Truth schmruth!

I know things.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Ohhhhhhhhh.....Grandpappy Amos
and girls and boys
of the FAMily,
KNown as,
the REAL MCCOYS!!!!

I fall asleep on the couch watching "Dallas" and that's what I woke up
to--can't get that fool outta my head now.

Christine A Tarbet

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M. NEUTRINO@SUPERHER
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > >> >> >> I want to become a germatologist.
> > >> >> >I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > >> >> I want to besperm a cosmetologist.
> > >> >I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.
> > >> I want to besmirch a cosmobitch.
> > >I want to bespectacle a canckerbitch.
> > I want to bespeculum a spankerbitch.
> I want to buttspank a dancerbitch.

I want to bite an ass.

Christine

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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> I know things.

HA! You know jack sjit!


Kelly

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:

> Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> news:38167F9C...@TTLC.NET...

> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >

> > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > news:381643F0...@TTLC.NET...

> > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >

> > > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3815EF3C...@TTLC.NET...

> > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > >

> > > > > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...

> > > > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a
> notion
> > > to
> > > > > say:
> > > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > > > > > > > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > > > > > > > > I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > > > > > > >

I'm guessing my dried snot, though you may have something more sinister in mind.

Kelly

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Pigman wrote:

Nope, Neutrino's was *much* worse. Good try though.

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:38175C9C...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> > >
> > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3817564A...@yahoo.com...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:38169C2E...@yahoo.com...
> > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:381690BF...@yahoo.com...
> > > > > > > > Kelly wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > > > > >

Jomo.

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "Erin Walsh" didn't have the nerve to
say:

>Russell B wrote:
>
>> I'll be damned if that bastard "Erin Walsh" didn't have the nerve to
>> say:
>>


>> >Would you mind if I used this for my application to pharmacy school? Its very heart-wrenching... admissions would love it.
>> >
>> >Thanks in advance.
>>
>> Go ahead. I'll bet you could get a FULL SCHOLARSHIP XOXOXOXOXOXO with
>> that.
>
>That's what I'm counting on. I'll let you know the status. If I get in, I'll hook you up once I'm a pharmacist. Deal?

Hook me up with some FLEXORIL XOXOXOXOXO and I'll be your best friend.

>
>Erin
>-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
>Erin Walsh Webgoddess, The Corey Cerovsek Fan Club
>emws...@pitt.edu http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Choir/6352
>University of Pittsburgh
>
>"There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish
> together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between."
> --Sir Thomas Beecham
>
>"The most perfect expression of human behavior is a string quartet."
> --Jeffrey Tate
>

--

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

didn't have the nerve to say:

>


>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message

>news:C38WOMiHzFZLdG...@4ax.com...
>> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"


>> didn't have the nerve to say:
>>
>> >

>> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message

>> >news:2GwWOELCO1=RbD+tniq...@4ax.com...
>> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"


>> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >>
>> >> >

>> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message

>> >> >news:EF0WOISKet8DoN...@4ax.com...
>> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"


>> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >

>> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message

>> >> >> >news:XUoWOMS+OuCIbSgdUlaPBO=VB...@4ax.com...
>> >> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"


>> >> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >

>> >> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
>> >> >> >> >> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a notion
>to
>> >> >say:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >I want to become a dermatologist.
>> >> >> >> >> I want to become a germatologist.
>> >> >> >> >I want to bestride a germatologist.

>> >> >> >> I want to besperm a cosmetologist.
>> >> >> >I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.
>> >> >> I want to besmirch a cosmobitch.
>> >> >I want to bespectacle a canckerbitch.
>> >> I want to bespeculum a spankerbitch.
>> >I want to buttspank a dancerbitch.

>> I want to buttspunk a plonkerbitch.
>I want to spermspunk a donkeybitch.

I want to

Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "Russell B" didn't have the nerve to
say:

I want

Russell B

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I

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3817D93F...@yahoo.com...
> Jacist.

Jold on a minute. You hust bjoke the jules.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > news:38167F9C...@TTLC.NET...
> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > news:381643F0...@TTLC.NET...
> > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:3815EF3C...@TTLC.NET...
> > > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kelly <Kell...@TTLC.NET> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:3815C8CA...@TTLC.NET...
> > > > > > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > > news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a
> > notion
> > > > to
> > > > > > say:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >I want to become a dermatologist.
> > > > > > > > > > > I want to become a germatologist.
> > > > > > > > > > I want to bestride a germatologist.
> > > > > > > > >


MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (evil genius laugh).

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
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> I'll be damned if that bastard "Russell B" didn't have the nerve to
> say:
>
> >I'll be damned if that bastard "Russell B" didn't have the nerve to
> >say:
> >
> >>I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >>didn't have the nerve to say:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >>>news:C38WOMiHzFZLdG...@4ax.com...
> >>>> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >>>> didn't have the nerve to say:
> >>>>
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >>>> >news:2GwWOELCO1=RbD+tniq...@4ax.com...
> >>>> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >>>> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >>>> >> >news:EF0WOISKet8DoN...@4ax.com...
> >>>> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO
~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >>>> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> >
> >>>> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >>>> >> >> >news:XUoWOMS+OuCIbSgdUlaPBO=VB...@4ax.com...
> >>>> >> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO
~~(<.--.>)~~"

> >>>> >> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
> >>>> >> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> >> >
> >>>> >> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
> >>>> >> >> >> >news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
> >>>> >> >> >> >> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a
notion
> >>>to
> >>>> >> >say:
> >>>> >> >> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> >> >> >I want to become a dermatologist.
> >>>> >> >> >> >> I want to become a germatologist.
> >>>> >> >> >> >I want to bestride a germatologist.
> >>>> >> >> >> I want to besperm a cosmetologist.
> >>>> >> >> >I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.
> >>>> >> >> I want to besmirch a cosmobitch.
> >>>> >> >I want to bespectacle a canckerbitch.
> >>>> >> I want to bespeculum a spankerbitch.
> >>>> >I want to buttspank a dancerbitch.
> >>>> I want to buttspunk a plonkerbitch.
> >>>I want to spermspunk a donkeybitch.
> >>I want to
> >I want
> I
I want to clobber Russle over the dang HEAD for RUINING a perfectly good
cascade.


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Stanky <sta...@ho.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 28 Oct 1999 03:25:51 -0400, "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
> <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote:
>
> >I want to clobber Russle over the dang HEAD for RUINING a perfectly good
> >cascade.
>
> Simple minds are easily amused ( by things like cascades )
>


I was not amused by the cascade. I had a distant and cold intellectual
interest in seeing it run to it's natural conclusion. I am doing an
academic study on usenet behavior. I am a respected sceintist, I wear a
white smock every day and walk around with a clipboard.

Two happy fat ladies

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In article <7v9ps8$k6f$0...@dosa.alt.net>,

"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote:
>
> Stanky <sta...@ho.com> wrote in message
> news:38180da1...@news.earthlink.net...
> > On Thu, 28 Oct 1999 03:25:51 -0400, "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
> > <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote:
> >
> > >I want to clobber Russle over the dang HEAD for RUINING a perfectly good
> > >cascade.
> >
> > Simple minds are easily amused ( by things like cascades )
> >
>
> I was not amused by the cascade. I had a distant and cold intellectual
> interest in seeing it run to it's natural conclusion. I am doing an
> academic study on usenet behavior. I am a respected sceintist, I wear a
> white smock every day and walk around with a clipboard.
>
>


Dear, you ain't fooling nobody! -- Life is the best gift that we all have
being given! Please don't waste it! And dear, we're never too sick to eat!
:-o

Two happy fat ladies

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Russell B

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I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
didn't have the nerve to say:

>
>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>news:Cb8XOAzK4x4kGZ...@4ax.com...
>> I'll be damned if that bastard "Russell B" didn't have the nerve to
>> say:
>>
>> >I'll be damned if that bastard "Russell B" didn't have the nerve to
>> >say:
>> >
>> >>I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
>> >>didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>> >>>news:C38WOMiHzFZLdG...@4ax.com...
>> >>>> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
>> >>>> didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>> >>>> >news:2GwWOELCO1=RbD+tniq...@4ax.com...
>> >>>> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~"
>> >>>> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >> >
>> >>>> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>> >>>> >> >news:EF0WOISKet8DoN...@4ax.com...

>> >>>> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO
>~~(<.--.>)~~"


>> >>>> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >>>> >> >>
>> >>>> >> >> >
>> >>>> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>> >>>> >> >> >news:XUoWOMS+OuCIbSgdUlaPBO=VB...@4ax.com...

>> >>>> >> >> >> I'll be damned if that bastard "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO
>~~(<.--.>)~~"


>> >>>> >> >> >> didn't have the nerve to say:
>> >>>> >> >> >>
>> >>>> >> >> >> >
>> >>>> >> >> >> >Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote in message
>> >>>> >> >> >> >news:BTgVOBJxg2PTefCrse9=0i9vdI==@4ax.com...
>> >>>> >> >> >> >> In alt.tv.real-world, that bastard "Fumblergal" took a
>notion
>> >>>to
>> >>>> >> >say:
>> >>>> >> >> >> >>
>> >>>> >> >> >> >> >I want to become a dermatologist.
>> >>>> >> >> >> >> I want to become a germatologist.
>> >>>> >> >> >> >I want to bestride a germatologist.
>> >>>> >> >> >> I want to besperm a cosmetologist.
>> >>>> >> >> >I want to bewitch a cosmonaut.
>> >>>> >> >> I want to besmirch a cosmobitch.
>> >>>> >> >I want to bespectacle a canckerbitch.
>> >>>> >> I want to bespeculum a spankerbitch.
>> >>>> >I want to buttspank a dancerbitch.
>> >>>> I want to buttspunk a plonkerbitch.
>> >>>I want to spermspunk a donkeybitch.
>> >>I want to
>> >I want
>> I

>I want to clobber Russle over the dang HEAD for RUINING a perfectly good
>cascade.

I was hoping you'd start a new sentence.

(wait, that wasn't it, was it?)

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?

maura

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in message
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>
> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
>

Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)

>

Big Red Shark

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maura wrote in message ...
:
:THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in message

:news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
:>
:> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
:>
:
:Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
:

Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated with the
Felch bunch?

:>
:
:

maura

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Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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If felching is involved, I'm not playing.


>
> :>
> :
> :
>
>

pinch

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"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
>
> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?

1. Do we have to pay anything?
2. Can we get out if it turns out "Funch Bunch" is something disgusting?

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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maura <jm...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
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>
> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in
message
> news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> >
> > Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> >
>
> Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)


No. Nothing free.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> >
> > Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
>
> 1. Do we have to pay anything?

No. No money.


> 2. Can we get out if it turns out "Funch Bunch" is something disgusting?

Is a harem disgusting to you?

pinch

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"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:3819F9C4...@yahoo.com...
> >
> >
> > "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> > >
> > > Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> >
> > 1. Do we have to pay anything?
>
> No. No money.

This is a plus.

> > 2. Can we get out if it turns out "Funch Bunch" is something disgusting?
>
> Is a harem disgusting to you?

This is a minus.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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>
> maura wrote in message ...
> :
> :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in
message
> :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...

> :>
> :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> :>
> :
> :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> :
>
> Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated with the
> Felch bunch?


No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.


pinch

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Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
"world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
options? These are the things potential members need to know.

Oliver Clothseroff

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On Fri, 29 Oct 1999 15:14:14 -0500, pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>
>
>"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
>>

>> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:3819F9C4...@yahoo.com...
>> >
>> >

>> > "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
>> >

>> > 1. Do we have to pay anything?
>>
>> No. No money.
>
>This is a plus.
>
>> > 2. Can we get out if it turns out "Funch Bunch" is something disgusting?
>>
>> Is a harem disgusting to you?
>
>This is a minus.

then everthing is equal

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >


IT'S JUST A GODDMAN FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!!1

Russell B

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didn't have the nerve to say:

>

IT'S JUST A GODDMAN FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!!!2

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381A481A...@yahoo.com...
> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > > >
> > > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > > :
> > > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in
> > > message
> > > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > > :>
> > > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > > :>
> > > > :
> > > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> > > > :
> > > >
> > > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated with
> the
> > > > Felch bunch?
> > >
> > > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
> >
> > Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
> > "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> > options? These are the things potential members need to know.
>
> IT'S JUST A GODDMAN FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!!1

WELL IF IT SOUNDED A LITTLE MORE ENTICING THAN A SATURDAY MORNING
CARTOON MAYBE WE'D TAKE YOU SERIUOSLY!!!!1

Frank

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Do we get to see Amaya's lesion?
THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote in message
<7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net>...

maura

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > >
> > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > :
> > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in
> > message
> > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > :>
> > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > :>
> > > :
> > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> > > :
> > >
> > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated with
the
> > > Felch bunch?
> >
> > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
>
> Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
> "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> options? These are the things potential members need to know.

I just don't think he thought it through.


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:381A481A...@yahoo.com...
> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > > > >
> > > > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > > > :
> > > > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote
in
> > > > message
> > > > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > > > :>
> > > > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > > > :>
> > > > > :
> > > > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> > > > > :
> > > > >
> > > > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated
with
> > the
> > > > > Felch bunch?
> > > >
> > > > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
> > >
> > > Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
> > > "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> > > options? These are the things potential members need to know.
> >
> > IT'S JUST A GODDMAN FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!!1
>
> WELL IF IT SOUNDED A LITTLE MORE ENTICING THAN A SATURDAY MORNING
> CARTOON MAYBE WE'D TAKE YOU SERIUOSLY!!!!1


YOU!!!! OUT OF MY FUNCH BNUCH!!!!

maura

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in message
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Wow. Now it's getting seriuos.

>
>
>
>

pinch

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Oliver Clothseroff wrote:
>
> On Fri, 29 Oct 1999 15:14:14 -0500, pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >"THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> >>
> >> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:3819F9C4...@yahoo.com...

> >> >
> >> >
> >> > "THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~" wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> >> >
> >> > 1. Do we have to pay anything?
> >>
> >> No. No money.
> >
> >This is a plus.
> >
> >> > 2. Can we get out if it turns out "Funch Bunch" is something disgusting?
> >>
> >> Is a harem disgusting to you?
> >
> >This is a minus.
> then everthing is equal

See, this is what I was hoping our Mystical Neutrino would get. Instead,
he yells. The game is over. *sigh*

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381A5DD0...@yahoo.com...

> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:381A481A...@yahoo.com...

> > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > > > > :
> > > > > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote
> in
> > > > > message
> > > > > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > > > > :>
> > > > > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > > > > :>
> > > > > > :
> > > > > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> > > > > > :
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated
> with
> > > the
> > > > > > Felch bunch?
> > > > >
> > > > > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
> > > >
> > > > Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
> > > > "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> > > > options? These are the things potential members need to know.
> > >
> > > IT'S JUST A GODDMAN FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!!1
> >
> > WELL IF IT SOUNDED A LITTLE MORE ENTICING THAN A SATURDAY MORNING
> > CARTOON MAYBE WE'D TAKE YOU SERIUOSLY!!!!1
>
> YOU!!!! OUT OF MY FUNCH BNUCH!!!!

I was never *in* your funch bunch, little man.

pinch

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maura wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381A481A...@yahoo.com...
> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > > >
> > > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > > :
> > > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in
> > > message
> > > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > > :>
> > > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > > :>
> > > > :
> > > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> > > > :
> > > >
> > > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated with
> the
> > > > Felch bunch?
> > >
> > > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
> >
> > Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
> > "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> > options? These are the things potential members need to know.
>
> I just don't think he thought it through.

Typical.

pinch

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maura wrote:
>
> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in message
> news:7vdjqr$4fk$0...@dosa.alt.net...

> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:381A5DD0...@yahoo.com...

> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:381A481A...@yahoo.com...
> > > > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com>
> wrote
> > in
> > > > > > message
> > > > > > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > > > > > :>
> > > > > > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > > > > > :>
> > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats,
> etc.)
> > > > > > > :
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated
> > with
> > > > the
> > > > > > > Felch bunch?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
> > > > >
> > > > > Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it
> a
> > > > > "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> > > > > options? These are the things potential members need to know.
> > > >
> > > > IT'S JUST A GODDMAN FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!!1
> > >
> > > WELL IF IT SOUNDED A LITTLE MORE ENTICING THAN A SATURDAY MORNING
> > > CARTOON MAYBE WE'D TAKE YOU SERIUOSLY!!!!1
> >
> >
> > YOU!!!! OUT OF MY FUNCH BNUCH!!!!
>
> Wow. Now it's getting seriuos.

Nah. Just his Puck impression.

pinch

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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381A7196...@yahoo.com...
> > I was never *in* your funch bunch, little man.
>
> YOU!!!! NO FU NCH!!! NO BUNCH!! OUT!!!

Now you've done it. I'm so out, I'm in.

THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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maura <jm...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
news:t_rS3.17701$Qo3.2...@wbnws01.ne.mediaone.net...

>
> pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:381A481A...@yahoo.com...
> > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > >
> > > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > > >
> > > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > > :
> > > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote in
> > > message
> > > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > > :>
> > > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > > :>
> > > > :
> > > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> > > > :
> > > >
> > > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated with
> the
> > > > Felch bunch?
> > >
> > > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
> >
> > Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
> > "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> > options? These are the things potential members need to know.
>
> I just don't think he thought it through.
>
>
>

WILL YOU CLAM UP IT'S JUST A FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!2


THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:381A7196...@yahoo.com...

> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:381A5DD0...@yahoo.com...

Kelly

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Oct 30, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/30/99
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THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:

> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?

Depends -- it doesn't involve Golden Showers, does it?


Kelly
--
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be attached to the ass that I may have to
kiss tomorrow. Amen."

-- Anonymous

Check out my web page!
http://members.tripod.com/StarNSky/Main.html

maura

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>
> maura <jm...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
> news:t_rS3.17701$Qo3.2...@wbnws01.ne.mediaone.net...
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:381A481A...@yahoo.com...
> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Big Red Shark <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:7vcob2$6hs$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> > > > >
> > > > > maura wrote in message ...
> > > > > :
> > > > > :THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ <ALLA...@SUPERHERO.com> wrote
in
> > > > message
> > > > > :news:7vcj0g$ofm$0...@dosa.alt.net...
> > > > > :>
> > > > > :> Who wants to be in my Funch Bunch?
> > > > > :>
> > > > > :
> > > > > :Do any free clothes come with membership? (jackets, hats, etc.)
> > > > > :
> > > > >
> > > > > Is there any kind of secret handshake? Is this group affiliated
with
> > the
> > > > > Felch bunch?
> > > >
> > > > No, and no. It's just a goddamn funch bunch.
> > >
> > > Please post your organization's charter and mission statement. Is it a
> > > "world class" outfit? Is it Y2K compliant? Will we be offered stock
> > > options? These are the things potential members need to know.
> >
> > I just don't think he thought it through.
> >
> >
> >
>
> WILL YOU CLAM UP IT'S JUST A FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!2

Did you just insinuate something about me by using the word clam in that
sentence?

>
>
>

maura

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pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> >
> > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:381A7196...@yahoo.com...

> > > THE MYSTIC NEUTRINO ~~(<.--.>)~~ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > pinch <pinchp...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:381A5DD0...@yahoo.com...
> > > > > > IT'S JUST A GODDMAN FRIGGIN FUNCH BUNCH!!!!!!!1
> > > > >
> > > > > WELL IF IT SOUNDED A LITTLE MORE ENTICING THAN A SATURDAY MORNING
> > > > > CARTOON MAYBE WE'D TAKE YOU SERIUOSLY!!!!1
> > > >
> > > > YOU!!!! OUT OF MY FUNCH BNUCH!!!!
> > >
> > > I was never *in* your funch bunch, little man.
> >
> > YOU!!!! NO FU NCH!!! NO BUNCH!! OUT!!!
>
> Now you've done it. I'm so out, I'm in.

I don't want to be in unless I get a decoder ring.


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