Crow's Dance Calls
William December Starr
Could somebody who has better tv speakers and/or better hearing than me
please post the "lyrics" to Crow's square dance calls in "Bloodlust"?
Once he started going off the deep end, I coulndn't understand anything
except the occasional "anarchy."
-- William December Starr <wds...@crl.com>
"...But since then the kids at day school have been
teasing him about his mother coming back from the dead."
"Oh, no..."
-- Actual dialogue from "Days of Our Lives" (Siblings-in-law Bo Brady
and Marlena Brady, talking about Bo's son), episode aired 7/29/94
Paul Potts
lyrics from "Anarcy in the U.K." by the Sex Pistols, and the square
dancing got rather violent. Something about a plastic robot with a
gold-painted bowling pin for a nose emulating Johnny Rotten almost
put me over the edge.
-Paul R. Potts-
Will Morgan
: After meandering around for a while, Crow started throwing out some
SQUARE DANCE
(During "Bloodlust")
(Crow is dressed in western wear including cowboy hat & boots, sitting on
a bale of hay in the foreground; Mike has on a straw hat & kerchief; Gypsy
is wearing a gingham bonnet; Tom is wearing a bonnet & sack dress!)
Crow: Yeehaaa! Cambot? (Square dance music starts Mike, Gypsy & Tom start
stepping one way & the other like they were square dancing...)
Now, get in a line, get in a row!
Grab your partner, here we go!
Swing her high! Swing her low!
Don't step on that pretty little toe!
Now, promenade! Whooohooo! Wheeehhaaa!
(Mike & other Bots whoop & holler enthusiastically)...
Eating turkey! Eating cornbread!
Gee, CT is really well fed!
All'a'man left! All'a'man right!
All'a'man left! All'a'man right!
Move right! Now promenade! Whoohooo! Yeeehaaaa!
(Mike & other bots whoop & holler as they continue to dance...)
Boy! All'a'man righ & form a chain!
Now form a style & circulate to your left!
Ladies, chain out, dosie doe!
(Stammering) Uh, all'a'man...uh, pick ball chain...
Uh, now, promenade! Whoooohooo!
Oh, a shake for breakfast, shake for lunch
And a sensible meal & you can munch!
Lowest prices, all the time!
A refreshing splash of lemon lime!
(Mike starts slam dancing into the Bots! Gypsy is screaming...
Tom, as usual, loses his head!)
(Gruffly) They closed the malls!
The factory's down!
In England, it's so cool!
We're pretty! Pretty Vacant!
Ahhhhhh! Ahhhh! We're so pretty....
Ahhhhhh! (Unbridled mayhem ensues, Crow slides off hay bale)
ANARCHY! ANARCHY! AHHHHH!!!!
(Now, using the hickish voice again)
Now, promenade!
Mike: Oh, we got Movie Sign!!! (Cut to Movie Sign)...
ftp clover.cleaf.com /pub/mst3k/text -> filename "mst127.txt"
Will Morgan
wmo...@clover.cleaf.com
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Paul Potts
Morgan) writes:
>All'a'man
Great transcript, but this should be "Allemande" (a dance term).
The following is taken from the folk dance entry in Compton's
Encyclopedia (on AOL):
"Square dances, with four couples in square formation, begin with an
introduction such as circling, right and left, allemande left, grand right
and left, and promenade home."
-Paul-