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Greetings! Here's my first stab at an MST. By the way, this one is REALLY
bad. He's almost as bad as Dr. Thinker (shudder), except for the fact this
isn't a self-insertion. Enjoy!
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[Scene opens with Tom, Crow, and Joel looking out the window of the SOL at
Earth]
"It looks so beautiful at this time," said Joel.
"The earth?"
"No, silly, MIR. I wonder when we'll get a chance to see it burn up on
reentry?"
"I hope it's soon," said Crow, "I wanna see the international space station
get put up."
"Why? Because it signifies a new age of peace and happiness?" asked Tom, who
was floating thanks to his mini-thrusters.
"No, it might give us a way to get out of this dreadful place."
"*sigh*. I wish..." said Joel.
Just then, Gypsy's voice came over the speakers, "Guys, the Mads are calling."
"Here we go again..." said Tom, as he hovered along with the others to the
console. Joel pushed the blinking button and Dr. F's face came on the view
screen.
[Deep 13]
Dr. Forrester looked at his victims and smiled, "Hello, Joel...Tom...Crow.
Before I torture you with another bad FanFic, let's have our invention exchange
first. Because I'm not feeling churlish today, you may go first."
[SOL]
"Thanks, Dr. F," said Joel, who walked over to his invention, "This is my
latest breakthrough!" Joel beamed proudly.
[Deep 13]
"It looks like a paper shredder," said Dr. F, "Those have already been
invented, Joel."
[SOL]
"Maybe, but this is no ordinary paper shredder! You know how in Watergate
when all those important documents got shredded up and turned into confetti?"
[Deep 13]
"Yes," said Dr. F, looking bored.
[SOL]
"Well, this shredder not only shreds, but..." Joel inserts a blank piece of
paper into the shredder and turns it on. The paper is turned into tiny little
strips. Joel scoops up the strips and feeds them into a basket-like attachment
to the shredder. The shredder whirs and clicks a little differently, and out
of the bottom of the of the keyboard comes the document, fully restored.
"What do you think?" asked Joel.
[Deep 13]
Dr. F was hit by the sudden realization of how evil Joel's invention was.
With no way to shred incriminating documents, politicians might actually be
forced to act honest! The strain would cause them all (starting with Clinton,
of course) to go absolutely crazy! The world's governments would fall and
leave nothing!
"Not bad," said Forrester, trying to hide his jealousy, "But how will it work
with a piece of paper with print on it?"
[SOL]
"Let's find out!" Joel walks off the screen and rummaging noises can be
heard. Crow and Tom are both looking off-screen, then they both jump up, run
off-screen, and start yelling.
"No! You can't use that!" yells Crow.
"Anything but that, Joel, anything but that!" pleads Tom. Joel walks on
screen, with Crow and Tom clinging to him, trying to stop him. In his hands is
a mint copy of Amazing Spider-Man #1.
"Joel, do you have any idea how much that's worth?!" said Crow.
"Yeah, it says here right on the cover: '10 cents.'" Joel walks closer to
the shredder.
"Ack! Joel, stop right now! You can't do this!" demands Crow.
"Geez, guys it's only a comic book. Besides, my shredder will work. Just
watch." Over the cries and pleas of Crow and Tom, Joel inserts the comic into
the shredder. Crow and Tom wail in agony as they see their precious comic
turned into so much litter.
"Guys, relax! I'll just put the shredding back in like so..." Joel scoops up
the paper and puts it into the basket. The machine whirs and clicks like
before and out of it comes the comic, still in mint condition. Joel picks up
the comic and hands it to Crow, who snatches it out of his hands and hugs it
desperately.
"Never, ever scare us like that, again, Joel!" said Tom. The pair walk/hover
off-screen.
"Well, what do you think?" Joel asks Dr. Forrester.
[Deep 13]
"Your idea has merit, but it pales in comparison to what _I_ have devised!"
Dr. F smiles evilly and begins his lecture.
"Do you know who the Spice Girls are, Joel?" asks Dr. F.
[SOL]
"Um, yeah. They're that all-girl group from England, right? The one with the
odd nicknames?"
[Deep 13]
"Ah, but that's just half the story, Joel. Being stuck up there in the
Satellite of Love so long, I'd expect you to be out of touch with pop culture.
Anyway, the Spice Girls are not just _a_ group, they're _the_ group. They're
the biggest female band _ever_ and are second only to the Beatles!"
[SOL]
"So, what's your point?" says Joel, shrugging his shoulders.
[Deep 13]
"The point is, with their huge popularity, they could easily conquer the
world!"
[SOL]
"So, your invention is something to do with taking over the Spice Girls?"
[Deep 13]
"Something like that. But rather then taking them over, I'll use them without
their knowledge." Dr. F rubbed his hands together evilly.
[SOL]
"Really? How?"
[Deep 13]
"By using my invention! Bring it here, Frank!" Frank walks in, holding some
kind of synthesizer, "I've programmed this keyboard with all the songs of the
Spice Girls, including the remixes. Now, with a few keystrokes, I can piggy
back onto their songs a hypnotic message! I'll put the new songs onto CD's and
sell them as original copies! Millions of girls will buy them and soon they
and their parents, who are forced to listen to the music, will do my bidding!
I won't even need to use a crummy FanFic to weaken their wills! Do you see the
brilliance of it?"
Frank walks off-screen as Dr. F smiles evilly at Joel.
[SOL]
"Does this mean we won't have to sit through another poorly written, badly
spell checked, piece of junk FanFic ever again?" asked Joel, very
enthusiastically.
[Deep 13]
"In your dreams, Joel Robinson! I might still need a means to weaken those
few misguided individuals who don't like the Spice Girls, so you and your two
mechanical misfits will still be made to suffer! Ha-ha-ha!"
[SOL]
Joel's hopes sank, "Has anyone told you that you're a mean, rotten, son of
a--"
Just then, screaming comes from off-screen, followed by the clanging of
metal-on-metal. After a few moments of this, Crow and Tom come on-screen, with
Crow trying to hold Tom back. Tom was in an out of control rage, swearing and
cursing in a whole string of bleeps.
"Uh, I'll be right back, Dr. F," said Joel, as he got up and went over to
Crow, "What's going on?"
"Be glad that I'm not as hot headed as Tom Servo, or you would be a dead man,
Mister Don't-worry-guys-it's-only-a-comic-book!"
"Um, what happened?"
"Your shredder caused the comic to be printed in Swahili! Now it's worthless!
Tom blew up and started yelling, so I knew I had to stop him before he killed
you!"
"Gee, thanks, Crow."
"Don't thank me yet! When this is done, I'm going to kill you! Now get some
of those tranquilizer RAM chips! My body can't take much more of this!" Tom
rears back and smashes into Crow again, knocking Crow down.
"I'll get that *bleep* miserable *bleep* *bleep* *BLEEEEEEEEP*!"
Joel races off screen and returns with a handful of tranq RAM chips. Crow
holds Tom still while Joel stuffs the chips into Tom's mouth. He slowly starts
to stop bleeping so much, then hovers normally.
Tom shakes his head a bit to clear it. "What was I doing?" he asks, turning
around and looking at his friends.
"You went stark raving looney."
"I was? Man! What brought it on?"
"Joel here turned our mint copy of Amazing Spider-Man #1 into a bunch of
Swahili garbage."
"He...did...WHAT!? Why you--!" Tom flies at Joel, who dodges and Tom crashes
into the paper shredder. The machine starts up, whirring and clicking, and
something comes out of it. Joel walks over to it and picks the object up.
"Hmmm, I wonder where this came from," said Joel. Tom was just about ready to
try and kill Joel again when Joel handed the object to him. It was the mint
copy of Amazing Spider-Man #1, in English!
"Huh?! But I thought--"
"Must be a design fluke," said Joel, "I guess I'll have to start over from
scratch."
"Okay, but first..." Tom and Crow both start pounding the machine, breaking
it into tiny pieces, "There. Now I feel better."
[Deep 13]
"Are you three finished? Or should I just skip to the FanFic?" said a very
impatient Dr. Forrester.
[SOL]
"Oh, sorry, Dr. Forrester," said Joel, turning around to face the screen, "I
forgot all about you." Tom and Crow, holding the comic between them,
stood/hovered near Joel, watching the screen.
[Deep 13]
"Ahem, anyway, my invention, which your two robot pals missed the explanation
of--"
[SOL]
"Really? Great!" said Tom.
"Guys, shhhh!" said Joel.
[Deep 13]
Dr. F continued, ignoring the comment, "Works like this. Frank, come here."
"Do I have to?" said Frank, from off-screen.
"Yes! Now get over here!" Frank walked on screen, dressed as a girl, age
10-12, "As you can see, Frank has been made to resemble the target my invention
affects directly: Pre-teen girls. Now, what would usually happen is that the
unsuspecting girl would put her Spice Girl CD, either one, into her CD player
and start playing it, dancing and singing as usual." Frank pulled out the CD
for 'Spiceworld,' popped it into the CD player nearby and pressed play. The
music could be heard clearly.
"Now, when the girl plays a CD that's been enhanced with my invention," Frank
pops the first CD out and replaces it with a copy of 'Spiceworld' that's been
specially treated, "They will do the commands I've interlaced into the music!
See?" Dr. F pointed at Frank, who was doing the Macarena in the middle of 'Say
You'll Be There.'
"You can stop now Frank!" Frank stopped doing the Macarena and stood still,
like a zombie, "Turn off that infernal noise! I can't stand them!" Frank
pushed the 'Stop' button and the music was silenced.
"That's better. Anyway, what do you think?" Dr. Forrester watched the group
with anticipation.
[SOL]
"Uh..." said Crow.
"Well..." said Tom.
"It's definitely twisted," said Joel, "But what happens if another group
made-up of, say, three boys considered attractive by that same age group, comes
along and all the girls start listening to them instead?"
[Deep 13]
"That could never happen, Joel," said Dr. F, "But I'd expect something like
that from you. Anyway, today's FanFic is by a new guy named DarkEarthS. He
promises to be the next Dr. Thinker in terms of his grammar! The story's
called 'Sailor Moon Planet,' and is guaranteed to test your sanity to the
limit! Ha-ha-ha! Frank, push the button!"
Frank walked over to the button like a zombie, and pushed the button.
[SOL]
"That didn't sound good," said Crow. Then, sirens and lights started buzzing
and flashing.
"Uh-oh! We've got FANFIC sign!"
(Door 6: It's a theater curtain that opens up)
(Door 5: It's one of those doors from Star Trek and opens with a 'Whoosh'
sound effect)
(Door 4: It's a 'Scrabble' board. You spell out 'Bad FanFic' and continue)
(Door 3: It's laced with laser beams. You are just able to duck under them)
(Door 2: It's a diving board. You jump off of it into a pool, dry off, and go
on)
(Door 1: It's a giant mouth. You go past the tonsils and down the esophagus)
(Door .42: It's the gateway to Hell. You pay the toll man and enter at your
own risk)
Joel carries Tom over the grill that keep him from entering the theater on his
own and Crow walks in behind them. They take their seats with Tom on Joel's
left and Crow on his right.
"Hey, that mouth scene made me kinda hungry," says Crow, "Can I go get some
RAM chips to snack on?" Crow stands up and starts to move out of the theater.
"Get back here!" says Joel. Crow shrugs and sits back down as the FanFic
starts...
> Sailor Moon Planet
>Code Name : Soilder Scouts
Tom: Soilder? Does that mean they're farmers now?
All <singing>: I am the farmer, I work in the fields all day!
Crow <singing>: With a panty shot here and a panty shot there...
Joel: Crow...
> Serena was walking in the park
All <singing>: I was walking through the park one day...
> with Darien and Reeny,
All: NOOOOO!
Tom: This Fic has Rini in it! And he didn't even spell it right!
Crow: This Fic bites already!
Joel: Buckle down, guys. We can get through this.
> suddenly there was an strange eclips.
Tom <as Christ>: Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do...
Crow: I don't think the writer knew what he was doing.
Joel: Tom, impersonating Christ is...
Tom: What?
Joel: I don't know. Just don't do it again. You might give us bad karma.
>For a moment the city was in lost time,
All: We know how they feel.
Tom: Lost time? Is that like eastern standard time?
>people were just standing looking at the eclipse. A beam of light came forward
to
>Serena, and she was pulled to the Beam of light.
Tom <as Serena>: A light! Could that be Heaven, summoning me up?
Crow <as Saint Peter>: No, we just want to tell you to keep down the whining.
It's ruining our mornings up here.
> 2 hrs later, Serena was safely returned where she was, she looked at
everyone in >the city.
>Thinking " Whats got into this people. O_o!?!?! "
Joel: Don't you just hate when writers do that instead of actually writing
down what the facial expression is?
Crow: You mean, like this: -_- ?
Tom: Or like this: $_$ ?
Joel: You two are beginning to scare me...
Crow & Tom: Too late.
>The people in the city were all like Darien,
Joel: You mean they all ran around wearing capes, hats, and masks while
throwing roses around and poking things with a cane?
Tom: That's probably what Hell is like.
>not a blink. They all looked at the Eclips,
Joel: Notice how the author keeps leaving the silent 'e' off of the end of
'eclipse'?
Tom: Maybe he's trying to tell us it's silent by making it invisible.
>Frozen like a icesicles.
All <singing>: You're frozen, when your hearts not open.
>She tried to wake Reeny and Darien,
Tom <as Rini>: Do I have to get up now?
>She failed she shocked them
Joel: You mean that she zapped them with electricity?
Tom: Damn! I wanted to do that! Why does she get to have all the fun?
Joel: Maybe she used another kind of shock.
Tom <as Serena>: Hey, you two, guess what, I'm a man!
Joel <as Serena>: I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I was having an
affair with that last youma we fought.
Crow: I wonder where she 'shocked' them?
Joel: Crow...
>and still not a movement. She was frightened she quickly ran to the Temple.
Tom: Sailor Moon and the Temple of Doom!
Joel: You guys notice how the author keeps leaving out 'and' and commas
occasionally?
Crow: Maybe he's trying to keep us on our toes.
Tom: What toes?
>She found Rei Trying to wake up her Grandpa.
Tom <as Rei>: This is no time for napping, you lecherous old man!
>Rei: " Grandpa
Joel <as Rei>: You're a hentai!
Tom <as Rei>: Your shoes are untied!
Crow <as Rei>: Wake up, I've got something to show you. Heh-heh.
Joel: Crow...
>WAKE UP ;...(. "
Tom: We're crying with ya, babe.
>Serena : "This is happening here too"
Joel: She's so confused she doesn't even use punctuation at the end of her
sentences!
>Someone was running up the stairs of the Temple. They thought it was some nega
crips,
Joel: Uh, do you two know what a 'crips' is?
Tom & Crow: No.
Crow: Maybe the author meant 'crisp.'
Joel: 'Nega crisps?' Maybe it's a new snack food.
>but it was the Scouts, Mina, Ami, and Lita with Luna and Artemis.
>Luna: " What in the world is going on in here "
Tom <as Serena>: Rini and Darien are frozen!
Crow <as Serena>: I tried electrocuting them, but all it did was set Rini's
hair on fire!
Tom: Wait, wait. I want to picture that...Awwww, there.
Joel: Nice one, Crow.
Crow: Thanks.
>Serena: " I dont know Luna ,
Tom: Yes you do! She's the cat who gave you your powers!
Joel: Maybe the peroxide is getting to her brain?
Crow: Sailor Moon uses peroxide? I'm going to make so much money with the
tabloids when I tell them that!
>I dont know
Tom: ...much?
Crow: ...anything?
Joel: She's repeating herself, so I guess that's true.
>and Darien is like a staue
Joel: What's a 'staue?'
Tom: I don't know, but Darien is like it.
>so is Reeny "
>Rei: " This is strange why arent we frozen too"
Crow: Maybe it's because they don't use punctuation.
>Mina: " yeah why arent we frozen Artemis?? "
Joel: Well, in order to be 'Frozen Artemis,' you need to be a cat and you need
to be frozen solid. You are neither, so you are not a 'Frozen Artemis.'
Tom <as a drunk>: Bartender, can I have a Screwdriver?
Crow <as bartender>: Sorry, all out.
Tom <as drunk>: Okay, then, I'll try one of those new 'Frozen Artemis' mixes.
>Artemis: " may be it have something to do with the Eclips up there ??"
>Ami: " I never seen an eclipse
Tom <as Ami>: ...I didn't like.
>like this before and i didnt heard in the new that today that we will be
having an >eclip, this is.. "
Tom: A complete slaughter of almost every grammar rule in existence? Oh, yes.
Crow: Hey, this guy is almost as bad as - <Tom stuffs the top of his head into
Crow's mouth> *mmph*!
Joel: Why did you do that, Tom?
Tom: He was about to mention the Evil One.
Joel: Who?
Tom: You weren't here when we went through it. Just forget about it. <Crow
manages to get his mouth free>
Crow: Ratliff!
Tom: NUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Joel: What was that?!
Crow: Every time I say Ratliff -
Tom: NUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Crow: Tom always cries out in a misspelled plea. It's one of the side effects
of mentioning the Evil One's name.
Joel: Fill me in later, you two. Right now, back to the FanFic...
>Luna: " Strange we know "
Tom: They know Dr. Strange?
Crow <as Dr. Strange>: Hey, Ami, wanna see my Eye of Agamotto?
Joel: Crow...
> Meanwhile back in the park, Reeny was remembering the Future time with
the scouts.
>Smercury:
Joel: *sigh*. Oh all the ways to write the Scouts' names, the author had to
choose the oddest abbreviation.
>"Reeny look
Crow: We're in a bad FanFic!
>an a eclips is coming today "
>Svenus: " yeah Merucry
Joel: Why is Meru crying?
>I heard about it "
All <singing>: Oh, I heard it through the grapevine...
>Reeny: " Whats an a Eclips?? "
>End of Flashback <or Flashfoward >
Tom: I wish we could flashforward to the end of this Fic.
> Reeny sudenly gained movment over her body.
Crow: Which parts did she move first?
Joel: Crow...
>Seeing Darien and not Serena around her she quickly beganed
Crow: 'Beganed?' What's that? A new Oscarism?
Tom: Pray it isn't, Crow.
>to wonder around lookind for Serena. Reeny touched a person
Joel: Don't even think about it, Crow.
>and the person didnt do nothing,
Tom <as prisoner>: I tell ya', I didn't do nothing! Really!
Joel <as prison guard>: Ya, ya. That's what they all say.
>the person just standed their.
Crow: Standed their what? Come on, complete the sentence!
Joel: I think he did.
Crow: Man, this is guy IS as bad as -
Tom: Don't say it!
Crow: - the Evil One. What? What did you think I was going to say?
>Reeny : " Huh whats going on in here? "
> " I better find serena"
Tom <as Rini>: Yeah, I need to bug her some more about the crystal.
>She begins to Run
All: Run, Rini, run!
>toward home when some creatures attacked her .....
>Reeny : " AWWWW "
Crow <as Rini>: I was hoping for the Spice Girls!
>Her Sign of Moon appeared and giveing Serena Bad Feeling and seeing the beam.
Joel: I'd make fun of that if I could decipher it.
>Serena: " look guys Reeny is in trouble we better go help her "
Tom <as Serena>: Let's go save the little mutie freak!
Crow <as Serena>: On second thought, let's use her as target practice!
>Luna: "Trans from Sailor Scouts"
Tom: 'Trans'? What type of 'trans'? Transmit, transport, transform...
Joel <as Optimus Prime>: Transform, Autobots, and roll out!
>Serena: "Moon Cosmic power "
>Rei: " Mars Star Power"
>Lita: " Jupiter Star Power"
>Ami: " Mecury Star Power"
>Mina: " Venus Star Power"
Joel: ROBINSON STAR POWER!
Tom: SERVO STAR POWER!
Crow: ROBOT STAR POWER!
Joel: That was refreshing.
>Serena, Rei, Lita, Ami, and Mina: " MAKE UP "
Joel <as Venus>: Ack! I need to powder my nose!
Tom <as Serena>: Someone get over here and straighten my meatballs!
>they Begins to Transform
Crow <as Popeil>: They can whine, they can fight, and (one of them, anyway),
can cook! But that's not all!
Tom <also as Popeil>: They can even transform! Now how much would you pay?
>.. suddenly their transfomation brakes
All <singing>: Stop right now, thank you very much.
Tom: I wish this FanFic would stop.
Crow: Maybe they need to go to Mineke.
>up into pieces. Their transforming tools all shattered around the ground.
>Artemis: " What happend?"
All: THEIR TRANSFORMING TOOLS ALL SHATTERED AROUND THE GROUND!
>Luna: " No time to figure it out, we got to hurry and help reeny !"
> They Starts to run toward the beam.. While
>Reeny: " AWWW "
Crow <as Rini>: Can't you at least get me the Spice Girls' autographs?
>Anekatims:
Tom: Any relation to Anna Karenina?
Joel: Who?
>" HA HA HA HA HA... Moon Princess nice to meet you and have another gift from
me
Joel: Not a word, Crow.
>{{ Mars Nega Fire igNite }}!
Joel: Oh, I get it, he's an evil version of Sailor Mars! Why didn't the
author just come out and say it?
Tom: It would shorten the FanFic.
>Chains of Fire bursting at Reeny. Fire melting the ground living Reeny
helpless, Reeny >was getting frightend .
All: STOP CHANGING TENSES!
Tom: I can't take it! Argh! <Tom's head explodes in a shower of sparks and
pyrotechnics>
Joel <is picking up Tom and dusting Tom's head off>: Man, this author really
_is_ as bad as Dr. F said. I'm surprised his story got downloaded off of AOL
so many times. <Joel places Tom back on his seat>
Crow: Maybe we should post a warning notice, like: "WARNING: READING THIS
FANFIC COULD CAUSE YOUR HEAD TO EXPLODE LIKE TOM SERVO'S! STAY AWAY! DON'T DL
THIS! WE MEAN IT!"
Joel: That's a good idea.
>Reeny: " huh how did you know that i was the Moon Princess??"
Crow: He read the script, unlike you!
>Anekatims: " Simple your Sign of the Moon "
All <singing>: I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign!
> Reeny getting ready to transform.
Tom: ...and roll out!
>Reeny : " Moon Prism Power.... Make UP""
Joel <as Rini>: Hey, I could use some help with this pink wig! It's starting
to come loose!
>Anekatims: " Ha HA HA your puney power wont work"
> The Scouts have arrived.. Reeny was transforming without any problems.
>Anekatims: "this Cant BE"
Joel: Oh, yes it can BE!
Tom: This is starting to BE annoying!
Crow: To BE or not to BE, that is the question.
>Serena : " look Reenys is transforming"
>Mina: "how come we couldnt"
Joel <as Rini>: Cause I have pink hair! Nyaa-nyaa!
>Chibi-Moon: " On behalf of the moon I will phunish you "
Crow: I'll take a vote: Anyone want to know what 'phunish' means?
Joel & Tom: No.
Crow: Okay. Just wondering.
Joel: At least it's more original then the usual Sailor Moon speech.
>Anekatims: "how could this be you transfromed,
Crow: How many spellings of 'transformed' are there going to be in here?
Joel: Well, so far there have been 3 spellings, only one of which has been
correct.
>NO this is not possible"
>Chibi: ::gets out her Wand::
Crow: What kind of wand?
Joel: Crow...
>" PinkSugar Heart Attack"
Joel <as Anekatims>: Oog! Too much Viagra! Medic!
>Anekatims quickly doges it,
Crow: How do you 'doge' something?
>and taking out something,
Crow: Gee, I wonder what he would be taking out. Heh-heh.
Joel: Crow...
Tom <as Anekatims>: Come here, Rini. I've got something for you.
Joel: Tom...
>Ankektims: " NegaMars Power... Power UP"
Crow: Okay, Joel, I'm confused. Who's this Ankektims fellow?
Joel: I think it's a misspell of 'Anekatims.'
Tom: Hold on! If this evil version of Sailor Mars can throw fire around when
he's NOT transformed, then what does he do when he is transformed? <Tom's head
starts to smoke as he thinks about it>
Joel: Just forget it, Tom. And stop smoking! Second hand smoke is dangerous
for all of us in here with lungs.
Crow: There's our message for the day, kiddies!
>Scouts and the Kitties:: "" HAAA""
Joel <as Venus>: Ha-ha! That's a good one Anekatims, tell us another!
Tom <as Mars>: Yeah! Hee-hee! Bring on another joke!
Crow: This FanFic is a joke.
>Rei: " his .. His one of us.. only Evil"
Joel: No sheesh, Sherlock.
Tom: 'No sheesh,' Joel?
Joel: Well, I can't say the original phrase, or we'd get in trouble.
>Mina: " Luna you never told me that
Tom <as Mina>: ...you dyed your fur.
Crow <as Mina>: ...you can't act.
Joel <as Mina>: ...you were in love with Oscar.
Tom & Crow: NOOOOOO!
Joel: I agree, that was bad. Sorry guys.
>there is a male scout"
>Luna: "well i didnt know"
Tom <as Luna>: ...better.
>Artemis: "well who ever it is his Evil"
Joel <as Artemis>: ...is nothing compared to mine!
>Soilder Mars
Crow: 'Soilder Mars'? It's a farming version of Sailor Mars?
Tom: And they say that this guy is evil? What is this, farmer bashing?
>< Anekatims >: " Nega Fire Balls blast!!"
Joel <as Anekatims>: It's been a real blast guys, but I've got to go!
>Reeny: " AWWW "
Crow <as Rini>: Couldn't you give me something else? Hee-hee.
Joel: Crow...
>Serena: " Reeny!!!" and she jumps in front of her.
>::Serena getting serious burns.:: Reeny crying for mercy::
>Reeny: " Serena!"
Tom: Crow!
Crow: Joel!
Joel: Tom!
Tom: Joel!
Crow: Tom!
Joel: Okay guys, that's enough.
> While Serena is injured, while the mysterious person in the roof was
jumping down
Tom: ...while the audience was comatose.
>Mysterious person : " dont you ever give up, on behalf of Milky way
All <singing>: But where were they going without ever knowing the way.
>i will punsis you
Joel: ...with bad spelling and grammar!
>Soilder Mars: "Soilder Earth,
Tom: ...how're your crops today?
Joel: ...have you seen the latest weather reports?
Crow: ...want some help milking your cows?
Joel: Crow...
>TRADER, you will pay for betraying us "
Tom <as Soldier Mars>: Yeah, you'll pay for that bad trade-in deal you gave
me!
>Mysterious person :
Joel: Since we already know he's Soldier Earth, why is he still listed as a
'mysterious figure'?
>"Earth Thunder rock Crush"
Joel: That's it? I was expecting a...bigger attack.
Tom: Howabout "Earth Thunder Lightning Super-duper Rock Mineral Ultra Pounding
Crush"?
Joel: Yeah, that's about right.
>::misses Solider Mars but leaves scratch
Crow <as Soldier Mars>: Oo, ah, thanks. Could you scratch a little bit lower
now?
>on Soilder Mars::
>Solider MArs: " DAMN,
Joel: ...I'm stuck in a crummy FanFic!
>I will be back Moon Princess"
Tom: I thought he was an evil version of Sailor Mars, not Arnold
Schwarchenegger.
Joel: Did you spell that name right?
Tom: Who knows.
>In the Mysterious place
All <singing>: Where everything's beautiful all the time!
>comes out..
Crow: ...of the closet?
Tom: Does that mean this Fic has Ellen in it?
All: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
>Soilder Earth: " is she alright?"
Tom <as Moon>: Aside from some obvious third degree burns, yeah, I'll be okay.
NOT.
>Luna: " who are you "
Tom <as Delenn>: I am Delenn.
Crow <as Sebastion>: Improper response. <makes a tapping noise. Tom pretends
to be in pain> Who are you?
Tom <as Delenn>: I am the daughter of - <Crow makes another tapping noise.
Tom makes more pain sound effects>
Crow <as Sebastion>: How can you expect to be so important if you can't even
answer such a simple question correctly?
Joel: Folks, the Babylon 5 sketch! Thank you!
>Solider Earth: " Me, i am...
Tom: ...hungry?
>i am...
Joel: ...desperate to get out of this Fic?
>Solider Earth, to protect the inocence from Evil and protect the Enviroments"
Crow: He's a member of Green Peace?
>Artemis: " who are you in real life"
Joel <as Soldier Earth>: Real life? What's that?
Tom: Something the author of this fic doesn't have.
To be continued!