Shoot him!
Bill Bride
Please Sam's Mom, shoot Billy and put us out of our misery.
Bill
Gwinny
As a reformed Southerner, I was shocked to see Momma pull out a shotgun on the
varmint. (Good Lord! Will some cliches never die??)
Gwin
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that gwi...@aol.com
(Gwinny) had written this:
>As a reformed Southerner, I was shocked to see Momma pull out a shotgun on the
> varmint. (Good Lord! Will some cliches never die??)
Gwinny, just what *is* a "reformed Southerner" ???
SMUgrad - Louisianian by birth, Atlantan by choice...
**********
"I've never had anyone buy ME caviar...and I'm real!"
- Jane Leeves, "Frasier"
Corrina O. Parry
On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, it was written:
>
> SMUgrad - Louisianian by birth, Atlantan by choice...
Oh god, you watch Melrose *and* have an accent like James Carville? It's
true what they say about all of the good ones...
Corrina
"You can be a bitter woman or you can be a better woman."
-1997 Miss America Contestant
I chose bitter.
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that "Corrina O. Parry"
<cpa...@u.washington.edu> had written this:
>
>On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, it was written:
>>
>> SMUgrad - Louisianian by birth, Atlantan by choice...
>
>Oh god, you watch Melrose *and* have an accent like James Carville? It's
>true what they say about all of the good ones...
>
>Corrina
Corrina, Corrina, Corrina....My accent is not *nearly* as pronounced
as Mr. Carville's (in fact, *I* don't think I have one at all, but I
digress...)...Do not give up the hope, dear child, there's *got* to be
someone out there who watches Melrose, has a Cajun accent, AND watches
MP!!!
SMUgrad - hoping he didn't build up Corrina's hopes for nothing...
**********
"Oh, God...EVERYBODY kisses better than Maris!"
- David Hyde-Pierce, "Frasier"
Gwinny
>Gwinny, just what *is* a "reformed Southerner" ???
Born in Brooklyn and lived there until age 8, lived in Virginia ages 8-22
(attended college there etc.), then moved back to NYC where I've been ever
since. I guess I just feel more at home in New York than I did in VA
(although it rocks as a state, aside from its weirdo politics). Hence
"reformed Southerner" because I can't deny that I spent a lot of my formative
years there, but I never really felt like a Southern gal.
Gwin
Jenna M. Shaw
> > SMUgrad - Louisianian by birth, Atlantan by choice...
>
> Oh god, you watch Melrose *and* have an accent like James Carville? It's
Yeah, but do you write like my beloved Anne Rice?? :)
and do you eat "beignets"?
> "You can be a bitter woman or you can be a better woman."
> -1997 Miss America Contestant
> I chose bitter.
That rocks!
~Jenna, Marylandian by birth (and,um, oddly enough my Dad likes Waylon
Jennings just like Sam's...but he's no excon at least not to my
knowledge,just exNavy),
NewYorkian by pure circumstance, and would be SanFranciscan if I really
had a choice
Jenna M. Shaw
> >As a reformed Southerner, I was shocked to see Momma pull out a shotgun on the
> > varmint. (Good Lord! Will some cliches never die??)
>
> Gwinny, just what *is* a "reformed Southerner" ???
Um, what makes *Maryland* the South?? It's the Mid-Atlantic.
My mom's whole family is from "Christian Pass, Mississippi"
, population 300 (all of whom are, like, related to me) and
I've witnessed scarier Southern "cliches" than shotguns from varmints.
Blah. I'm the authentic remnant of archetypal Southern trailer trash :)
I think I'll get a T-shirt proclaiming it, then maybe they'll let me on
Ricki Lake.
~Jenna (last post for the day, finally!)
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that "Jenna M. Shaw"
<jstr...@hejira.Hunter.CUNY.EDU> had written this:
>Yeah, but do you write like my beloved Anne Rice?? :)
Nope, sorry...
>and do you eat "beignets"?
Absolutely!!! Hot coffee, beignets w/ powdered sugar...the works!
>~Jenna, Marylandian by birth (and,um, oddly enough my Dad likes Waylon
>Jennings just like Sam's...but he's no excon at least not to my
>knowledge,just exNavy),
>NewYorkian by pure circumstance, and would be SanFranciscan if I really
>had a choice
SMUgrad - Hey, Jenna...let's go to San Fran!!!
Corrina O. Parry
On Wed, 1 Oct 1997, it was written:
> After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that "Corrina O. Parry"
> <cpa...@u.washington.edu> had written this:
>
> >
> >On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, it was written:
> >>
> >> SMUgrad - Louisianian by birth, Atlantan by choice...
> >
> >Oh god, you watch Melrose *and* have an accent like James Carville? It's
> >true what they say about all of the good ones...
> >
> >Corrina
>
> Corrina, Corrina, Corrina....My accent is not *nearly* as pronounced
> as Mr. Carville's (in fact, *I* don't think I have one at all, but I
> digress...)...Do not give up the hope, dear child, there's *got* to be
> someone out there who watches Melrose, has a Cajun accent, AND watches
> MP!!!
>
> SMUgrad - hoping he didn't build up Corrina's hopes for nothing...
>
No worries, I'm used to disappointment. Insert sig. file here...
What I REALLY want is a man who sounds like James Carville, thinks like
James Carville, looks like George Stephanopolous *and* watches
Melrose. Picky? Who, me?
Corrina
ALizbth
Gwin writes:
<<As a reformed Southerner, I was shocked to see Momma pull out a shotgun on
the varmint.>>
Yeah, but the varmint was Billy, so it's okay. Incidently, when one of our
lawyers asked for the weekly synopsis, my first response was to tell him that
Billy had refused Sam's offer of marriage, and that Sam's mom came after him
with a shotgun. He laughed, can you imagine that?
Elizabeth
"If only people would treat me like a lunatic. It would be such a relief." -
Isak Dinesen
ALi...@aol.com
All Things Melrose
http://members.aol.com/ALizbth/atm.htm
ALizbth
Jenna writes:
<<Yeah, but do you write like my beloved Anne Rice?? >>
Isn't she great? I saw "Interview With The Vampire" the day it came out. Brad
Pitt was so-so, but the rest of the cast was amazing. (And of course I've
read most of her books; I lost interest in the witch series, which started to
sound like a bad Harlequin novel, but most of her stuff is pretty homoerotic).
<<would be SanFranciscan if I really had a choice>>
Wouldn't we all. I still haven't forgiven my little brother for giving up a
perfectly good job with Oracle to work for Trilogy in Austin. I am now
reduced to trying to convince our lawyers that they *really* need an assistant
on their trips to our Bay Area office. They seem to think that they can do
without me, the fools.
Gwinny
>Um, what makes *Maryland* the South?? It's the Mid-Atlantic.
Um, I didn't say Maryland. I said *Virginia* which IS south of the Mason-Dixon
line, last time I checked.
People from the Deep South don't consider VA to be part of the South, but it
really is. For one thing, more Civil War battles were fought there than in
any other state--and let me tell you, the spirit is still alive.
Not to mention the rampant country music and drawly accents...
Gwin
Clarksville Street Department
Gwinny (gwi...@aol.com) wrote:
: People from the Deep South don't consider VA to be part of the South, but it
: really is. For one thing, more Civil War battles were fought there than in
: any other state--and let me tell you, the spirit is still alive.
: Not to mention the rampant country music and drawly accents...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oh, I think Kentucky's got a lock on that one.
: Gwin
--
Joanna - striving everyday to be the person my dog thinks I am.---
http://members.iglou.com/joey
S John M
In these excerpts from <Re: Shoot him!>.
gwi...@aol.com (Gwinny) wrote:
> >Um, what makes *Maryland* the South?? It's the Mid-Atlantic.
>
> Um, I didn't say Maryland. I said *Virginia* which IS south of the Mason-Dixon
> line, last time I checked.
Actually, Maryland-- where I grew up-- *is* South of the
Mason-Dixon line. Anyhow, though it's most contemporary topographical
region is called "Mid-Atlantic", an honor it shares (depending on the
map company) with Delaware, New Jersey and Pennsylvania... but if you
want to nit-pick and do the good, cold, hard North/South division
deal, Maryland *is* a Southern State. Too bad Virginia already did
it's E/W division though, because "Northern" Virginia is largely for
most practical purposes more "part of" Maryland and D.C. than it is of
the rest of it's own state-- it's kind of like it "longs to be"
separated and join the "Mid-Atlantic" section.
S. John
> People from the Deep South don't consider VA to be part of the South, but it
> really is. For one thing, more Civil War battles were fought there than in
> any other state--and let me tell you, the spirit is still alive.
>
> Not to mention the rampant country music and drawly accents...
>
>
> Gwin
>
We cannot stop Donna's Nipples-- We can only hope to contain them.
<alt.fan.donnas-nipples>, Part of our channel-2000 heritage.
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/1299/
Worship with us.
Jenna M. Shaw
> >Um, what makes *Maryland* the South?? It's the Mid-Atlantic.
>
> Um, I didn't say Maryland. I said *Virginia* which IS south of the Mason-Dixon
> line, last time I checked.
Isn't Samantha's fam supposed to be in Maryland though?? That's what I meant.
I know Virginia's in the Southland...
although I suppose Maryland might also be below the Mason-Dixon..??
My knowledge of American history/geography is simply laughable, forgive me.
~Jenna
Gwinny
>Isn't Samantha's fam supposed to be in Maryland though?? That's what I meant.
>I know Virginia's in the Southland...
>although I suppose Maryland might also be below the Mason-Dixon..??
Yes, you are right. Maryland is below the Mason-Dixon...which makes it
confusing because maybe that USED to be a good way to define the South
(although I agree Mid-Atlantic is more specific), but if one thinks of the
South in terms of the Civil War, Maryland was part of the North (the
Union)...West VA split off because they wanted to remain as part of the Union
as well...
I thought Sam's family was on the Chesapeake Bay for some reason, so this could
be Maryland or Virginia.
But you know what? Whatever. It doesn't really matter...
Gwin
Jenna M. Shaw
> <<Yeah, but do you write like my beloved Anne Rice?? >>
>
> Isn't she great? I saw "Interview With The Vampire" the day it came out. Brad
> Pitt was so-so, but the rest of the cast was amazing. (And of course I've
> read most of her books; I lost interest in the witch series, which started to
> sound like a bad Harlequin novel, but most of her stuff is pretty homoerotic).
She's divine....I saw "Interview" the day it came out too! My favorite
thing about the movie was the costumes and the scenery....all in all a
fairly stellar adaptation. That's the only time I've ever found Mr. Pitt
modedrately attractive actually, musta been the incandescent eyes..
I love the witch series too, tho! I've read all those books and all the
Vampyre Chronicles, but nothing else. In the Lives of the Mayfair Witches,
I pictured Mona Mayfair to look like Sydney, she reminded me of her kindof.
Mischevious redheads...Mona was, like, the only reason I kept reading 'em.
Lush, indulgent, sumptous homoerotic scribblings always please.
> Wouldn't we all. I still haven't forgiven my little brother for giving up a
> perfectly good job with Oracle to work for Trilogy in Austin.
Austin's a cool city, too, though. I almost wound up going to U.T. Austin,
but then I decided to go to Reed instead (in Portland, Or, which I've
come to hate) then they, without a warning, took away all my financial aid
so I wound up back in NYC, but I'm still trying to get out...
> on their trips to our Bay Area office. They seem to think that they can do
> without me, the fools.
The fools!!
~Jenna
KELROY
"Jenna M. Shaw" wrote:
> >~Jenna, Marylandian by birth (and,um, oddly enough my Dad likes Waylon
> >Jennings just like Sam's...but he's no excon at least not to my
> >knowledge,just exNavy),
Cool! I can dig Waylon Jennings, but my grandfather and my Uncle Spud
really like him. Let's go to Luckenboh, Texas, with Waylon and Willie
and the boys.
> >NewYorkian by pure circumstance, and would be SanFranciscan if I really
> >had a choice
Tennessee is where I was born. Tennessee is where I was reared -- on
several occasions. Tennessee is where I currently reside. I will
probably be a New Yorker come 1998. I know that I'm gonna get eaten
alive there.
SMUgrad wrote:
> SMUgrad - Hey, Jenna...let's go to San Fran!!!
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
Kelroy
Gopal Sarngadharan
technically, Maryland is in theh south because the Mason Dixon line is
between Maryland and Pennsylvania. Having grown up in Northern
Virginia, I have to say that the country music and drawly accents don't
start until you're a good 60-90 minutes from D.C.. Also, if you tell
anyone from anywhere not in the Deep South that you are from Virginia,
you might as well have said Georgia.
KELROY
KELROY
> >I will probably be a New Yorker come 1998. I know that I'm gonna get eaten
> >alive there.
SMUgrad wrote:
> Nah, Kel...something tells me you'll be just fine...*smile*
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I hear that if I can make it there
that I'll make it anywhere.
> SMUgrad - who's anxiously awaiting 1998 so he'll have a place to crash
> in the Big Apple...
Come on up. I'll be staying at the YMCA.
Kelroy
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that KELROY
<KEL...@prodigy.net> had written this:
>I will probably be a New Yorker come 1998. I know that I'm gonna get eaten
>alive there.
Nah, Kel...something tells me you'll be just fine...*smile*
SMUgrad - who's anxiously awaiting 1998 so he'll have a place to crash
in the Big Apple...
**********
Jenna M. Shaw
> >I will probably be a New Yorker come 1998. I know that I'm gonna get eaten
> >alive there.
Nah, you'll probably just go broke within a week. Everything costs way
too much and stores are just in general much too convenient!
Do you realize how many fucking shoe stores I pass each day en route to
school?
> SMUgrad - who's anxiously awaiting 1998 so he'll have a place to crash
> in the Big Apple...
You can crash at mia casa! :)
Um except that I'm sharing a room the size of an airplane bathroom with
two other ppl right now and where I live is technically "Harlem" and such.
~Jenna
Corrina O. Parry
Okay, that should have been 116th and Broadway
On Mon, 6 Oct 1997, Corrina O. Parry wrote:
>
> I used to live on 166th and B'way, that anywhere near where you are,
> Jenna?
>
> Corrina, tired of watching MP by herself since all of her friends moved to
> Brooklyn
Jenna M. Shaw
> Yeah, I guess... but the last time I moved to NY you didn't move to
> Seattle so we haven't done that well so far. I won't be leaving Ohio for
> awhile though, if I'm even accepted into the program I won't get there
> until fall of '98.
Hahah! I went to Seattle for a week in '96 but it was kindof boring cuz I
was staying with this weird "goth" girl and she refused to do anything
except take me to weird "goth" clubs and like Jack in the Box and stuff...
In response to yr previous posts..I live on the East side, corner of
Madison and 96th...where the ritzy "upper east side" ends, and "Harlem"
begins...but they just raised the rent so I'm "outty" as soon as my lease
runs out.. I wanna move in with me new girlfriend cuz her building has a
*gym*!! (sigh) you used to live near Columbia then, didn't you? or am I
totally off? I took some classes there awhile back. NYC alt.tv-melrose party
sounds just ducky! gonna study now really...
~Jenna (you know "Statistics" would be canceled the one fucking night
Melrose isn't on!)
Jenna M. Shaw
> If I can't manage to get back to college (I'm hoping to finish my degree
> at Bowling Green State University in Bowling Green, OH where one can major
> in popular culture and take classes on sit-coms) I will also be moving
> back to NYC next year. Wanna be roomies?
So wait....if you move to NYC from Ohio does that mean I get to move to
Ohio from NYC?? Dayton rocks! I was there a whole wondrous summer once
with my vile and detestable ex-boyfriend....
~Jenna ( I keep trying to get out but they keep pulling me back in...
or some such nonsense)
Corrina O. Parry
On Mon, 6 Oct 1997, Jenna M. Shaw wrote:
Kelroy and SMUgrad wrote:
> > >I will probably be a New Yorker come 1998. I know that I'm gonna get eaten
> > >alive there.
> > SMUgrad - who's anxiously awaiting 1998 so he'll have a place to crash
> > in the Big Apple...
>
> You can crash at mia casa! :)
> Um except that I'm sharing a room the size of an airplane bathroom with
> two other ppl right now and where I live is technically "Harlem" and such.
>
> ~Jenna
I say it's time for an alt.tv.melrose-place get together in the Big
Apple! I should be out there visiting people around mid December (no,
Jenna, I won't be knockin' down your door looking for a free place to
stay), when are you going, Kelroy? SMUgrad? C'mon, it will be fun!
Corrina O. Parry
On Mon, 6 Oct 1997, Jenna M. Shaw wrote:
Yeah, I guess... but the last time I moved to NY you didn't move to
Seattle so we haven't done that well so far. I won't be leaving Ohio for
awhile though, if I'm even accepted into the program I won't get there
until fall of '98.
Corrina
Corrina O. Parry
On Sun, 5 Oct 1997, it was written:
> After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that KELROY
> <KEL...@prodigy.net> had written this:
>
> >I will probably be a New Yorker come 1998. I know that I'm gonna get eaten
> >alive there.
Kelroy-
If I can't manage to get back to college (I'm hoping to finish my degree
at Bowling Green State University in Bowling Green, OH where one can major
in popular culture and take classes on sit-coms) I will also be moving
back to NYC next year. Wanna be roomies?
Corrina
Corrina O. Parry
On Mon, 6 Oct 1997, Jenna M. Shaw wrote:
> totally off?
Yup. Went to Barnard for a year.
> NYC alt.tv-melrose party sounds just ducky! gonna study now really...
When I figure out exactly when I'm going to be there (right now I'm
thinking the week before X-mas) we should post an invitation to the 1st
ANNUAL alt.tv.melrose-place... what?
Love-in?
Get-together?
Booze-fest?
We'll think of something...
KELROY
Corrina O. Parry wrote:
> I say it's time for an alt.tv.melrose-place get together in the Big
> Apple! I should be out there visiting people around mid December (no,
> Jenna, I won't be knockin' down your door looking for a free place to
> stay), when are you going, Kelroy? SMUgrad? C'mon, it will be fun!
Sounds like a hot time in the old town. I'm game. I don't plan on
being there until January though. Gonna spend the holidays with the
fam.
> Corrina, tired of watching MP by herself since all of her friends moved to
> Brooklyn
Hey, I'll be living in Brooklyn too and in a very Melrosian apartment
building. I'll be near the fire station. Hot damn! I hope the cops
there are as cute as some of the ones on "Brooklyn South."
Kelroy
Jenna M. Shaw
> You think? My gal pal/future roomie's biggest complaint when she moved
> there was that there were no Wal-Marts, K-Marts, Targets. She informed
> me that there is now a multi-floored K-Mart in Manhattan. She's in hog
> heaven. I, myself, can't wait to visit the place. Several stories of
> blue-light specials? Nirvana!
There is ?!?! where? I'm there, baby!
I get "blue light special" confused with "red light special" and "blue
plate special" and "saturday night specials" and very "special" episodes
of Family Matters and Blossom and all that..
> I'm from Tennessee, so shoes aren't a priority in my life. Seriously.
> I think I have maybe seven pairs, and I only wear about four of them
> with any degree of regularity.
I'm the American Imelda Marcos. I may skimp on all else but I think I
have, like, 32 pairs of shoes at last count.
~Jenna, mallrat and worshipper of TJ Maxx, Kmart and Claire's cheapo
accessories places
Corrina O. Parry
On Tue, 7 Oct 1997, KELROY wrote:
> > Corrina, tired of watching MP by herself since all of her friends moved to
> > Brooklyn
>
> Hey, I'll be living in Brooklyn too and in a very Melrosian apartment
> building. I'll be near the fire station. Hot damn! I hope the cops
> there are as cute as some of the ones on "Brooklyn South."
Uh, do you mean the fire station in Prospect Park? That's where all of my
friends live! Right next door! I know there must be more than one fire
station in Brooklyn, but I do have a very attractive male friend who lives
next to the fire station in Prospect Park.
My Brooklyn dwelling friends are on the lookout for regularly used
locations for Brooklyn South since I told them that they had to start
hunting down those cute cops. I'll keep you posted.
KELROY
Jenna M. Shaw wrote:
> Nah, you'll probably just go broke within a week. Everything costs way
> too much and stores are just in general much too convenient!
You think? My gal pal/future roomie's biggest complaint when she moved
there was that there were no Wal-Marts, K-Marts, Targets. She informed
me that there is now a multi-floored K-Mart in Manhattan. She's in hog
heaven. I, myself, can't wait to visit the place. Several stories of
blue-light specials? Nirvana!
> Do you realize how many fucking shoe stores I pass each day en route to
> school?
I'm from Tennessee, so shoes aren't a priority in my life. Seriously.
I think I have maybe seven pairs, and I only wear about four of them
with any degree of regularity.
Kelroy
Gwinny
>
>KELROY wrote:
>> >I will probably be a New Yorker come 1998. I know that I'm gonna get
>eaten
>> >alive there.
You'll be fine, Kelroy. I've lived here for 5 years--have had a fun, laid-back
and serene existence in this wonderful city.
Gwin
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that "Corrina O. Parry"
<cpa...@u.washington.edu> had written this:
>When I figure out exactly when I'm going to be there (right now I'm
>thinking the week before X-mas) we should post an invitation to the 1st
>ANNUAL alt.tv.melrose-place... what?
>
>Love-in?
>Get-together?
>Booze-fest?
Why not all 3????
Smugrad - How about the First Annual Alt.TV.M-P Naked Twister
Championships???
**********
"We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching
the Shroud of Turin."
- Dana Ivey to Harrison Ford, "Sabrina"
ALizbth
SMUgrad writes:
<<How about the First Annual Alt.TV.M-P Naked Twister
Championships???>>
Yeah, but since I only want to play naked twister with Jenna and Corrina, and
they only want to play naked twister with all you boys, and, well, since I
assume Kelroy already has the bottom of that heap staked out, this could get
uglier than a Mancini family picnic.
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that ali...@aol.com
(ALizbth) had written this:
>SMUgrad writes:
>
><<How about the First Annual Alt.TV.M-P Naked Twister
>Championships???>>
>
>Yeah, but since I only want to play naked twister with Jenna and Corrina, and
> they only want to play naked twister with all you boys, and, well, since I
> assume Kelroy already has the bottom of that heap staked out, this could get
> uglier than a Mancini family picnic.
>
Hmmmmm....now, we don't want to have any ugliness at our first soireé,
Elizabeth, so instead of Naked Twister, how about Strip Trivial
Pursuit? You could be on a team w/ Corrinna and Jenna, and the other
team could be me, Kelroy, and...and...???
SMUgrad
>And you thought I'd just let that pass by. I don't even *count* my shoes
> anymore. Oh, and I recently managed to acquire a pair of go-go boots.
>
>Elizabeth
Ooooooh, Elizabeth...they're not white vinyl by any chance, are they?
*salivating*
Corrina O. Parry
On 9 Oct 1997, ALizbth wrote:
> SMUgrad writes:
> <<How about the First Annual Alt.TV.M-P Naked Twister
> Championships???>>
>
> Yeah, but since I only want to play naked twister with Jenna and Corrina, and
> they only want to play naked twister with all you boys, and, well, since I
> assume Kelroy already has the bottom of that heap staked out, this could get
> uglier than a Mancini family picnic.
>
>
You know how they say that love knows no color? Well, naked twister knows
no sexual orientation. It's all good.
Corrina
"You can be a bitter woman or you can be a better woman."
Debbie in Omaha
In article
<Pine.A41.3.95b.971009...@homer32.u.washington.edu>,
"Corrina O. Parry" <cpa...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> On Thu, 9 Oct 1997, it was written:
> >=20
> > Hmmmmm....now, we don't want to have any ugliness at our first soire=E9,
> > Elizabeth, so instead of Naked Twister, how about Strip Trivial
> > Pursuit? You could be on a team w/ Corrinna and Jenna, and the other
> > team could be me, Kelroy, and...and...???
>
> Steve K. could be on the boys team. We're gonna kick your ass. No one
> beats me at Trivial Pursuit.
>
> Corrina
>
OK, that does it. I'm in. On the girls' team. First question - Who
signed the Camp David Accord in 1976?
Debbie in Omaha
--
Jenna M. Shaw
On 10 Oct 1997, ALizbth wrote:
> Corrina writes:
>
> <<We're gonna kick your ass. No one beats me at Trivial Pursuit.>>
>
> Ditto. But then, I might not be such a great team member. I'd miss questions
> just to get my teammates to strip.
>
> Elizabeth
Everyone beats me at Trivial Pursuit cuz I get bored and frustrated and
just start shouting out random things which have nothing to do with the
questions and everyone gets annoyed...I'd have our entire team buck naked
within the first ten minutes....um....not that I'd mind or anything :)
But we'd have to give the guy's team some sorta handicap to even things
out, yknow?
~Jenna ( I actually went and bought the Costello album, yesterday, by the by)
Corrina O. Parry
On Fri, 10 Oct 1997, steven r kleinedler wrote:
> In article <Pine.A41.3.95b.971009...@homer32.u.washington.edu>,
> Corrina O. Parry <cpa...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> >On Thu, 9 Oct 1997, it was written:
> >>=20
> >> Hmmmmm....now, we don't want to have any ugliness at our first soire=E9,
> >> Elizabeth, so instead of Naked Twister, how about Strip Trivial
> >> Pursuit? You could be on a team w/ Corrinna and Jenna, and the other
> >> team could be me, Kelroy, and...and...???
> >
> >beats me at Trivial Pursuit.
> >
>
>
> Steve Kleinedler
Oh boy... things 'bout to get fugly in a.t.m-p... If you're gonna
be talkin' like that you had BEST be prepared for a big ol' can o'
whoop-ass!
Corrina
"You can be a bitter woman or you can be a better woman."
-1997 Miss America Contestant
I chose bitter.
Jenna M. Shaw
On 9 Oct 1997, ALizbth wrote:
> SMUgrad writes:
>
> <<How about the First Annual Alt.TV.M-P Naked Twister
> Championships???>>
>
> Yeah, but since I only want to play naked twister with Jenna and Corrina, and
> they only want to play naked twister with all you boys, and, well, since I
> assume Kelroy already has the bottom of that heap staked out, this could get
> uglier than a Mancini family picnic.
ha! "Mancini family picnic" indeed :)
And, for the record, I only prefer guys slightly more to girls. I'll
sleep with anyone....uh, wait, that didn't come out right! And I won't
sleep with Newt Gingrich, for certains..
~Jenna
ALizbth
Jenna writes:
<<Eeek! Go-go boots are the shit...I only have one pair though (white).>>
I had to settle for black (but with a zipper right up the front), but earlier
this evening I bought a pair of white ones. I also have a pair of 5-inch
platforms.
KELROY
Jenna writes:
> <<I'm the American Imelda Marcos. I may skimp on all else but I think I have,
> like, 32 pairs of shoes at last count.>>
ALizbth wrote:
> And you thought I'd just let that pass by. I don't even *count* my shoes
> anymore. Oh, and I recently managed to acquire a pair of go-go boots.
If we were all breeders, I'd take you home to meet my mom. She would
get along famously with you both. That woman has more shoes than I have
sense.
I think the love of shoes is a genetic thing, as my maternal grandmother
loved them as well. When I was a kid, I went with her and my grandpappy
to a store that was having a big shoe sale. It was in a small town in
Tennessee, and we went at an ungodly hour one morning. Nana went to
stand in front of the door with the crowd of ladies who were waiting for
the store to open. Pop kept me in the parking lot at a safe distance.
As soon as the door to the store was opened, those ladies ran in there
as if they were in Pamplona and the bulls had been let loose. Pop and I
hooted, then went in the store to look at their selection of hardware.
This type of thing might be common in many places, but it's the first
and only time this kid has seen anything like that.
Kelroy
ALizbth
Jenna writes:
<<And I won't sleep with Newt Gingrich, for certains..>>
Yeah, but the better part of Newt's family...I got within 3 feet of Candace at
one of her Human Rights Campaign appearances last spring and it was truly a
spiritual experience (of course, there's now that nasty court order requiring
me to put at least 100 feet between myself and Ms. Gingrich at all times).
Stalking can be such an exhausting vocation.
KELROY
KELROY wrote:
> > Hey, I'll be living in Brooklyn too and in a very Melrosian apartment
> > building. I'll be near the fire station. Hot damn! I hope the cops
> > there are as cute as some of the ones on "Brooklyn South."
Corrina O. Parry wrote:
> Uh, do you mean the fire station in Prospect Park? That's where all of my
> friends live! Right next door!
No, I'll be in the Park Slope area.
> I know there must be more than one fire station in Brooklyn, but I do have a
> very attractive male friend who lives next to the fire station in Prospect Park.
Ooh! What his number is?
> My Brooklyn dwelling friends are on the lookout for regularly used
> locations for Brooklyn South since I told them that they had to start
> hunting down those cute cops. I'll keep you posted.
Thanks. I'm putting dibs on Dylan Walsh, so everybody else better jump
back.
Kelroy
steven r kleinedler
In article <19971011092...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
ALizbth <ali...@aol.com> wrote:
>Jenna writes:
>
><<Eeek! Go-go boots are the shit...I only have one pair though (white).>>
>
>I had to settle for black (but with a zipper right up the front), but earlier
> this evening I bought a pair of white ones. I also have a pair of 5-inch
> platforms.
>
Do you have any red CFM pumps though?
--
---------------------------------------------
My generation isn't meaningless. It has a FAQ.
Steve Kleinedler
steven r kleinedler
In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.971010...@hejira.hunter.cuny.edu>,
Jenna M. Shaw <jstr...@hejira.Hunter.CUNY.EDU> wrote:
>
>Everyone beats me at Trivial Pursuit cuz I get bored and frustrated and
>just start shouting out random things which have nothing to do with the
>questions and everyone gets annoyed...I'd have our entire team buck naked
>within the first ten minutes....um....not that I'd mind or anything :)
>But we'd have to give the guy's team some sorta handicap to even things
>out, yknow?
Once I answered all questions with "Pia Zadora" for about 10 minutes.
It was pretty funny, at the time.
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that "Corrina O. Parry"
<cpa...@u.washington.edu> had written this:
>Steve K. could be on the boys team. We're gonna kick your ass. No one
>beats me at Trivial Pursuit.
Ooooh, Corrina, them sounds like fightin' words to me...I'm pretty
good at Trivial Pursuit myself. Although, I'd certainly play dumb to
see Kel and Steve (and whoever else is on our team) remove some
clothing...
SMUgrad - When in doubt, answer "Teddy Roosevelt"...
Jenna M. Shaw
> Yeah, I can see where this is headed. Elizabeth and SMUgrad throwing the
> game in order to see their teammates naked... I think we're going to have
> to change the rules. If you answer a question correctly, someone from the
> other team has to take something off. A team can either win the game by
> filling up their little pie thingy or answering enough questions correctly
> that the other team loses all their clothes. The losing team has to run
> naked down Broadway between 80th and 81st.
Um..okay but with the pie thingys?? (which I like to call "carats" for no
apparent reason)...this wouldn't be the version wherein whoever gets all
the different colored carats can't win the damn game til he/she/it/they
land in the middle and get a question right??
That's what I hate about TP, it makes it take like four damn hours!!
grrr...
~Jenna
> Everyone wish me luck on my blind date tonight... ex-marine, and now he's
> a commercial pilot.
Wait this wouldnt be the same exmarine/marine who Matt was going out with?
:) Didn't think so. I bet Matt could do some mean kickboxing if
sufficiently provoked....
and Good Luck! Except you prob posted that yesterday or whatever, so, um
, I hope you *had* good luck then.
~Jenna
Corrina O. Parry
On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, Jenna M. Shaw wrote:
> > If you answer a question correctly, someone from the other team has to
take something off. A team can either win the game by filling up their
little pie thingy or answering enough questions correctly that the
other team loses all their clothes.
> ...this wouldn't be the version wherein whoever gets all
> the different colored carats can't win the damn game til he/she/it/they
> land in the middle and get a question right??
> That's what I hate about TP, it makes it take like four damn hours!!
Well that's why I put in the naked part... it shouldn't take too long for
one team to answer enough questions that the other team ends up naked.
Besides, what's wrong with spending 4 hours with the likes of KELROY,
Elizabeth, SMUgrad, Steve K and <insert names of other fabulously
entertaining a.t.m-p members who may want to play>?
Oh, and my date is in, uh, 4 hours...
Shayd
> Well that's why I put in the naked part... it shouldn't take too long for
> one team to answer enough questions that the other team ends up naked.
> Besides, what's wrong with spending 4 hours with the likes of KELROY,
> Elizabeth, SMUgrad, Steve K and <insert names of other fabulously
> entertaining a.t.m-p members who may want to play>?
Absolutely nothing! Tis just ducky, I say.. :)
> Oh, and my date is in, uh, 4 hours...
Oh well then good luck in the present tense...future tense...!!
~Jenna
Corrina O. Parry
On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, it was written:
>
> >Steve K. could be on the boys team. We're gonna kick your ass. No one
> >beats me at Trivial Pursuit.
>
> Ooooh, Corrina, them sounds like fightin' words to me...I'm pretty
> good at Trivial Pursuit myself. Although, I'd certainly play dumb to
> see Kel and Steve (and whoever else is on our team) remove some
> clothing...
>
> SMUgrad - When in doubt, answer "Teddy Roosevelt"...
Yeah, I can see where this is headed. Elizabeth and SMUgrad throwing the
game in order to see their teammates naked... I think we're going to have
to change the rules. If you answer a question correctly, someone from the
other team has to take something off. A team can either win the game by
filling up their little pie thingy or answering enough questions correctly
that the other team loses all their clothes. The losing team has to run
naked down Broadway between 80th and 81st.
Everyone wish me luck on my blind date tonight... ex-marine, and now he's
a commercial pilot.
Corrina
Corrina O. Parry
On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, it was written:
> <cpa...@u.washington.edu> had written this:
> >Everyone wish me luck on my blind date tonight... ex-marine, and now he's
> >a commercial pilot.
>
> Good luck, Corrina...But, if it *doesn't* work out, would you give him
> my phone number???
>
Honey, if he's the type who would be interested in your phone number I can
tell you right now that it ain't gonna work out. I've had it up to here
with men who want it both ways. Too much competition. We need a bi on
Melrose, though. I was always hoping it would be Jake, but now, I'm
thinking Michael is the best candidate. Especially after that *touching*
good-bye scene with Matt. Pun intended, though not particularly good.
Shayd
> Honey, if he's the type who would be interested in your phone number I can
> tell you right now that it ain't gonna work out. I've had it up to here
> with men who want it both ways. Too much competition.
Um for some reason it never bothers me if a boyfriend wants to fool
around with another guy cuz I wouldn't have what he has and vice versa.
Cheating with another girl is like a direct slap in the face though!
> Melrose, though. I was always hoping it would be Jake, but now, I'm
> thinking Michael is the best candidate.
Mmmm....I think it should be a girl though. Cuz I mean we already had a
guy with homosexual tendencies (ewww I sound like my psych professor) but
we never had a lesbian..so a bi girly would be a compromise, of sorts.
Not naming names or anything...but why not Jennifer?? She's new, we don't
know too much about her yet, and for some reason it just makes sense, dammit.
~Jenna
Highfemme1
Steve writes:
<<Once I answered all questions with "Pia Zadora" for about 10 minutes.>>
I thought Pia Zadora *was* the answer to all the fuchsia questions. In all
seriousness, I beat my French host family at French trivial pursuit by
answering "Catherine Deneuve" for all the female Entertainment questions.
Sadly, I must admit that last winter my step-sister and I lost to my brothers
at TP - although Sandra and I collected all 6 pie pieces before my brothers
acquired 2, we were unable to land on the middle and clinch the game (also, we
were distracted by a Broncos game).
Elizabeth
"Strong elbows - that's essential. I know it was the day at Neiman Marcus when
it came down to me, Ivana, and a Bijan jumpsuit." - Maryanne, "Cybill
Elizabeth, the artist?! formerly known as ALizbth
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that "Corrina O. Parry"
>Everyone wish me luck on my blind date tonight... ex-marine, and now he's
>a commercial pilot.
>
>Corrina
Good luck, Corrina...But, if it *doesn't* work out, would you give him
my phone number???
**********
Highfemme1
Kelroy writes:
<<That woman [Kel's obviously beleagured and long-suffering mother] has more
shoes than I have sense.>>
That's not hard...
<<I think the love of shoes is a genetic thing,>>
Oh, definitely. I blame my parents' divorce on my father's career-driven
decision to snatch my Mom away from Bond Street (aside from the nasty
possiblity that Daddy's oil co would try to move us to the Middle East).
Fortunately, Mom and I are within a shoe size of each other, and, more
importantly, live within walking distance. Tragically, her mother does not
share the genetic shoe-amour - it seems that bunions run in the family.
Highfemme1
Corrina writes:
<<I think we're going to have to change the rules. If you answer a question
correctly, someone from the other team has to take something off.>>
Well, now I've got even more incentive to throw the game. How about if you get
a question *right* your own team removes an article of clothing?
Elizabeth
"Strong elbows - that's essential. I knew it that day at Neiman Marcus when it
Jenna M. Shaw
> For some reason that reminds of the fun dinner party game of
> adding the phrase "in bed" to the end of your fortune that comes out
> of the cookie that punctuate your Chinese Food dining experience. Try
> it some time-- it's a blast... you can even play with your parents and
> piss your mom off because she can't help but laugh at the apparently
> obscene thing she's just uttered.
I didn't realize that was an actual, like, established activity...
I thought my friends stole it from that episode of BH90210...
Also, at bridal showers, it's fun to write down whatever bridetobe utters
or coos whilst in the process of opening gifties, and then it's supposed
to be what she'll say *in bed* (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) on the first
night o' her honeymoon....(why the Hell is it "honey" "moon" anyway??)
~Jenna
Jenna M. Shaw
> >OK, that does it. I'm in. On the girls' team. First question - Who
> >signed the Camp David Accord in 1976?
>
> Teddy Roosevelt? Pia Zadora?
Norway!! Norway is always a good answer...keep saying it and you're
guaranteed to answer, like, two questions correctly in the course of a
6-hr. game...
~Jenna
S John M
In these excerpts from <Re: (Off topic)Re: Shoot him!>.
"Jenna M. Shaw" <jstr...@hejira.Hunter.CUNY.EDU> wrote:
> That's what I hate about TP, it makes it take like four damn hours!!
> grrr...
>
> ~Jenna
That and the never-ending debate as to weather the middle spot
on to board counts as a "space" when navigating the diameter of to the
playing board.
S. John
We cannot stop Donna's Nipples-- We can only hope to contain them.
<alt.fan.donnas-nipples>, Part of our channel-2000 heritage.
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/1299/
Worship with us.
Corrina O. Parry
On Wed, 15 Oct 1997, Jenna M. Shaw wrote:
>(why the Hell is it "honey" "moon" anyway??)
>
> ~Jenna
In some ancient civilization, well, maybe not ancient, but really old,
when two people got married the father of the bride (?) would have to
supply the groom with one month's worth of meade. Meade is made of honey,
this civilization (I can't remember which) considered a lunar cycle to be
a month. Hence, honeymoon.
Corrina O. Parry
On Tue, 14 Oct 1997, Shayd wrote:
>
> > Melrose, though. I was always hoping it would be Jake, but now, I'm
> > thinking Michael is the best candidate.
>
> Mmmm....I think it should be a girl though. Cuz I mean we already had a
> guy with homosexual tendencies (ewww I sound like my psych professor) but
> we never had a lesbian..so a bi girly would be a compromise, of sorts.
> Not naming names or anything...but why not Jennifer?? She's new, we don't
> know too much about her yet, and for some reason it just makes sense, dammit.
>
> ~Jenna
Yeah, for a while I thought that having a female bi on MP would be a good
idea, but then I decided that I wouldn't be able to handle the thought of
all the weirdos and perverts tuning in just to see lesbian sex. I just
think that the type of man who obsesses over seeing women get it on
doesn't deserve to have his fantasies catered to without having to spend
the bucks to order up pay-per-view or buy a Chic. Because you know
that Spelling and Co. wouldn't do it in a high-minded, lesbian-pride
sort of way... it would just end up as soft core. Also, it bugs me
that the men I've known who've had these sorts of fantasies have also
been homophobes. Gays and lesbians aside, it seems like the type of
people who want to see this kind of don't deserve to.
Can you imagine the threads that would get started here? Alison, you
think it's bad now...
Jenna M. Shaw
> Yeah, for a while I thought that having a female bi on MP would be a good
> idea, but then I decided that I wouldn't be able to handle the thought of
> all the weirdos and perverts tuning in just to see lesbian sex.
Hmmmm...that would probably improve ratings a ton, now that I think about
it...which makes me wonder why Spelling hasn't gone ahead and done it yet?
But I think it would be fine because I doubt there would actually be any
lesbian *sex* scenes, Fox would prob disapprove. I mean if it were
handled the same way Matt's relationships have been, there would be no
kissing and barely any touching! And now would be a great time, seeing as
everyone's all riled up over "Ellen" and whatever... anyhow,I doubt perverts
would much find implied lesbian relationships (like on "Relativity") half so
interesting as simulated lesian sex.... the whole thing would have to be
kept more classy a la Matt than trashy a la Michael's sexual exploits or D&D
sex on desks.
> Because you know
>that Spelling and Co. wouldn't do it in a high-minded, lesbian-pride
> sort of way... it would just end up as soft core.
Hmmm..ya think? But it would be such a risk on account of there aren't any
lesbian sex/serious making out scenes in anything I've ever seen on
TV...I'm not sure it would.
> that the men I've known who've had these sorts of fantasies have also
> been homophobes. Gays and lesbians aside, it seems like the type of
> people who want to see this kind of don't deserve to.
There's a definite double standard when it comes to homosexual men and women.
How voyeuristic straight males find lesbians "kinky" and guys like Howard
Stern further the stereotype...while, yes, their opinions on homosexual guys
are often quite negative. Most straight women ( um and lesbians) are not
much obsessed with watching two guys ( or um more) having sex. And in my
experience, women in general tend to be somewhat less homophobic.
~Jenna
steven r kleinedler
In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.971014...@hejira.hunter.cuny.edu>,
>land in the middle and get a question right??
>
For some reason, we always called those things "nergils".
This is so cool. We're becoming a real USENET community, now
that we're talking about all this non-related MP stuff. :)
S John M
In these excerpts from <Re: (Off topic)Re: Shoot him!>.
>
> Once I answered all questions with "Pia Zadora" for about 10 minutes.
>
> It was pretty funny, at the time.
> --
For some reason that reminds of the fun dinner party game of
adding the phrase "in bed" to the end of your fortune that comes out
of the cookie that punctuate your Chinese Food dining experience. Try
it some time-- it's a blast... you can even play with your parents and
piss your mom off because she can't help but laugh at the apparently
obscene thing she's just uttered.
S. John
KELROY
Jenna M. Shaw wrote:
> And, for the record, I only prefer guys slightly more to girls. I'll
> sleep with anyone....uh, wait, that didn't come out right! And I won't
> sleep with Newt Gingrich, for certains..
Hey, don't be ashamed, dear. I'll sleep with anyone too. Heck, I'll
sleep with any two, three, etc. As Harvey Fierstein once said to me in
Rome over smart cappuccinos, "Honey, it don't matter what they look like
'cause when the lights go out, it's either feast or famine." Besides,
it's not like I've got eyes in the back of my head.
Kelroy
Highfemme1
Corrina writes:
<<Yeah, for a while I thought that having a female bi on MP would be a good
idea, but then I decided that I wouldn't be able to handle the thought of all
the weirdos and perverts tuning in just to see lesbian sex.>>
Since about 80% of the blind IM's I receive on AOL are from men, I recently
changed the personal quote in my profile to read "No, I don't sleep with men,
and NO, I don't want to have a threesome with you and your wife."
steven r kleinedler
In article <3445B3...@prodigy.net>, KELROY <KEL...@prodigy.net> wrote:
>SMUgrad wrote:
>> I'm pretty good at Trivial Pursuit myself. Although, I'd certainly play dumb to
>> see Kel and Steve (and whoever else is on our team) remove some clothing...
>
>can take being beaten by a bunch of girls. If you'll excuse me, I'm
>going to duck now.
What's more important: your ego or your libido?
I can just see the first alt.tv.melrose-place tingle now... a bunch
of semi-clothed trivial pursuit freaks.
ObMP: They should have someone ask that of Mancini at some point.
steven r kleinedler
In article <3445A8...@prodigy.net>, KELROY <KEL...@prodigy.net> wrote:
>
>Hey, don't be ashamed, dear. I'll sleep with anyone too. Heck, I'll
>sleep with any two, three, etc. As Harvey Fierstein once said to me in
>Rome over smart cappuccinos, "Honey, it don't matter what they look like
>'cause when the lights go out, it's either feast or famine." Besides,
>it's not like I've got eyes in the back of my head.
Ah, the joy of impetuous youth!
Wow. I've been with my SO for 3 years. This is a record! Shame on
all of you wanton hussyboys, with your flirty little strip Trivial
Pursuit promises. (Tell me more!)
steven r kleinedler
In article <3445A9...@prodigy.net>, KELROY <KEL...@prodigy.net> wrote:
>ALizbth wrote:
>> Stalking can be such an exhausting vocation.
>
>Tell me! And all these anti-stalking laws they're passing these days
>don't help a lick! Can't a guy get a few kicks these days without the
>law busting up the fun? I mean, almost everything I do to bring true
>joy and fulfillment to my life is illegal anymore.
>
Oh, Kel, you just need to seek permission to stalk someone beforehand,
like you've done with me.
<rockwell>
I wonder who's watching me now?
</rockwell>
KELROY
SMUgrad wrote:
> I'm pretty good at Trivial Pursuit myself. Although, I'd certainly play dumb to
> see Kel and Steve (and whoever else is on our team) remove some clothing...
Sounds like a win/win situation to me. I'm just not sure my male pride
can take being beaten by a bunch of girls. If you'll excuse me, I'm
going to duck now.
Kelroy
DEgreen
S. John wrote:
>>For some reason that reminds of the fun dinner party game of
adding the phrase "in bed" to the end of your fortune that comes out
of the cookie that punctuate your Chinese Food dining experience. Try
it some time-- it's a blast... you can even play with your parents and
piss your mom off because she can't help but laugh at the apparently
obscene thing she's just uttered.<<
I love that game. It can also be played in church. Grab a hymnal, flip to any
page, and read a hymn title and add the phrase "in bed." My personal favorite?
The classic hymn "O For a Thousand Tongues."
Ellen Green
----<-----<-----<@
"...Nixon's running mate was an individual named Spiro Agnew, whose principal
qualification was that when you rearranged the letters of his name, you got
'grow a penis'..." --Dave Barry
Corrina O. Parry
On Thu, 16 Oct 1997, KELROY wrote:
> I'm just not sure my male pride can take being beaten by a bunch of girls.
> If you'll excuse me, I'm going to duck now.
But Kelroy, SMUgrad and Steve are on YOUR team.
Corrina, also ducking
Corrina O. Parry
On Thu, 16 Oct 1997, KELROY wrote:
> Corrina O. Parry wrote this regarding lesbian luv scenes:
> > Also, it bugs me that the men I've known who've had these sorts of fantasies
> > have also been homophobes. Gays and lesbians aside, it seems like the type of
> > people who want to see this kind of don't deserve to.
>
> I know where you're coming from. But one of my best guy friends,
> Trevor, is straight, finds lesbian sex a big turn on, and is cool as can
> be about gay guys.
That's cool. I'm glad that there are men like that somewhere...
In all honesty, I think another problem I have with the whole lesbian sex
thing is jealousy. It's something that I couldn't do for "my man", if I
had one that is. So I don't think he should have easy access to it.
Just a little insecurity I'm working through with the help of Dr. Prozac.
Corrina
KELROY
steven r kleinedler wrote:
> Ah, the joy of impetuous youth!
Well, I may be impetuous, but my dewy-eyed ingenue days are numbered.
> Wow. I've been with my SO for 3 years. This is a record!
Congrats to you both! What does one give on the occasion of a third
anniversary? One of my sisters and her hubby just celebrated their
anniversary. She informed me that a four wheeler is the appropriate
sixth-anniversary gift. At least that's what she got.
> Shame on all of you wanton hussyboys, with your flirty little strip Trivial
> Pursuit promises. (Tell me more!)
Just because you bet on one horse don't mean you can't watch the race,
eh?
Kelroy
KELROY
ALizbth wrote:
> Stalking can be such an exhausting vocation.
Tell me! And all these anti-stalking laws they're passing these days
don't help a lick! Can't a guy get a few kicks these days without the
law busting up the fun? I mean, almost everything I do to bring true
joy and fulfillment to my life is illegal anymore.
Kelroy
KELROY
Jenna wrote:
> That's what I hate about TP, it makes it take like four damn hours!!
> grrr...
Is it just me, or does Monopoly take a long time as well? I can
remember some *looong* games when I was a kid. The sibs and I never
seemed to play it too often because we didn't want to devote a good part
of the day to it. Instead, we'd play Battleship (TM) or some card
game. Anybody here ever played spoons?
Corona wrote:
> > Everyone wish me luck on my blind date tonight... ex-marine, and now he's
> > a commercial pilot.
Oooh! He sounds dreamy! I'm green with envy. I wish you all the luck
I've never had (at least in the last few weeks). I want details on the
date and the jarhead.
> Wait this wouldnt be the same exmarine/marine who Matt was going out with?
Wasn't Jeffrey in the Navy?
Kelroy
KELROY
Corrina O. Parry wrote this regarding lesbian luv scenes:
> Also, it bugs me that the men I've known who've had these sorts of fantasies
> have also been homophobes. Gays and lesbians aside, it seems like the type of
> people who want to see this kind of don't deserve to.
I know where you're coming from. But one of my best guy friends,
Trevor, is straight, finds lesbian sex a big turn on, and is cool as can
be about gay guys. We get along fine, and he has never seemed to be
uncomfortable around me. In fact, he's even given thought to having a
homosexual experience. He once told me that if he ever does have a
homosexual experience that it's gonna be with me; his girlfriend,
Loretta, then said, "Me too."
I don't see it happening though. Loretta is also one of my best
friends, and I'd never hurt her. Also, I really don't think he has it
in him to find guys attractive in that way. I first got this notion one
night while he was channel surfing. He simply flew by several channels
that were showing some really cute guys. What's that all about?
Then something happened that proved it to me. He and Loretta were
making out once, when Trev suddenly stopped and proceeded to change the
channel on the TV. It seems that an infomercial featuring Jim Palmer
was running, and Trev couldn't get passionate because he kept seeing
images of Jim's old underwear ads in his mind's eye. Need I say more?
Case closed.
Kelroy
Corrina O. Parry
On Thu, 16 Oct 1997, KELROY wrote:
Nice spell-check, babe.
> > > Everyone wish me luck on my blind date tonight... ex-marine, and now he's
> > > a commercial pilot.
>
> Oooh! He sounds dreamy! I'm green with envy. I wish you all the luck
> I've never had (at least in the last few weeks). I want details on the
> date and the jarhead.
Things went pretty well. He's a cutie. And you have to love a
heterosexual man who on the first date freely admits (I swear, with out
any prompting from me) that he loves Melrose and has always wanted to
learn to ballroom dance. I was thrilled to tell him that I also love
Melrose and used to be a ballroom dance teacher. Wait, he's not really
straight, is he? Can I get a professional opinion, Dr. Kel-dare?
DEgreen
Elizabeth writes:
>>Steve writes:
<<Once I answered all questions with "Pia Zadora" for about 10 minutes.>>
I thought Pia Zadora *was* the answer to all the fuchsia questions. In all
seriousness, I beat my French host family at French trivial pursuit by
answering "Catherine Deneuve" for all the female Entertainment questions. <<
I once impressed/annoyed my college friends by answering "Mata Hari" for all of
the female spy questions. This was good for a couple of categories. They were
convinced I cheated and somehow read and memorized all of the cards (I wish!)
-- actually, Mata Hari is the only female spy I could think of!
I'd love to be at the alt.tv.m-p party and TP strip-off -- maybe I can find a
way to channel (channel 2000?) myself from San Diego to New York.........
S John M
In these excerpts from <Re: (Off topic)Re: Shoot him!>.
> steven r kleinedler wrote:
> > Ah, the joy of impetuous youth!
> Well, I may be impetuous, but my dewy-eyed ingenue days are numbered.
> > Wow. I've been with my SO for 3 years. This is a record!
> Congrats to you both! What does one give on the occasion of a third
> anniversary? One of my sisters and her hubby just celebrated their
> anniversary. She informed me that a four wheeler is the appropriate
> sixth-anniversary gift. At least that's what she got.
This makes me want to talk about Al, but I can't think of
anything thing to add under a veil of conducive conversation so I'll
just brazenly announce here that out 20th (month that is) anniversary
just floated by... he gets a little perplexed when he gets the
anniversary cards 5, 6 times a year, but, being a big fag, I'm still
compelled to measure out "time together" in months... really, I never
had one before that could be measured by "years". Anyhow, I thought it
was way eerie that our 20 month anniversary not only fell on a full
moon, but also shared the day the channel-2000 site reached 2000 hits.
nu-nu-nu-nu... nu-nu-nu-nu...
S. John
<who wonders how someone could really successfully incorporate
the Twilight Zone theme music into a USENET post>
Walsh
>
> On Fri, 17 Oct 1997, steven r kleinedler wrote:
> > >
> >
> > Rent Strictly Ballroom, and you tell us. :)
I've seen that movie,,, the hair, namely bangs, on those women were
um..... different! I liked the Australian Accent.
Alison
DEgreen
steven r kleinedler wrote:
>>...[snipped]...> Wow. I've been with my SO for 3 years. This is a record! <<
And Kelroy responded:
>>Congrats to you both! What does one give on the occasion of a third
anniversary? One of my sisters and her hubby just celebrated their
anniversary. She informed me that a four wheeler is the appropriate
sixth-anniversary gift. At least that's what she got.<<
Steve, congratulations -- doesn't it seem sometimes that "Wow! Three years
already! Where did the time go?" as well as "Three years? That's all? It seems
like we've been together forever!" (in a good sense)
This Wednesday (Oct 22) my husband Dave and I are celebrating our third
anniversary. Our gifts will be simple and creative, since we don't have a lot
of money to work with. We are going to Humphrey's on the Bay to celebrate with
dinner and great jazz music on the Friday following.
Because we're committed to sticking with our budget and getting the hell out of
debt, we've agreed to gifts costing no more than $20. I have some ideas as
what to give him (I'll be baking his favorite chocolate chip cookies -- with
extra chocolate -- lucky guy, he has to eat a lot just to maintain his
weight--arrrrgggghhhh!) --- but I'd gladly welcome any suggestions from you,
my a.t.m-p friends.
Corrina O. Parry
On Fri, 17 Oct 1997, steven r kleinedler wrote:
> In article <Pine.A41.3.95b.97101...@homer23.u.washington.edu>,
> Corrina O. Parry <cpa...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>
> >heterosexual man who on the first date freely admits (I swear, with out
> >any prompting from me) that he loves Melrose and has always wanted to
> >learn to ballroom dance. I was thrilled to tell him that I also love
> >Melrose and used to be a ballroom dance teacher. Wait, he's not really
> >straight, is he? Can I get a professional opinion, Dr. Kel-dare?
> >
>
> Rent Strictly Ballroom, and you tell us. :)
Girl, I've lived that movie...
Corrina Sparkle
steven r kleinedler
In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.97101...@hejira.hunter.cuny.edu>,>Bah...if I got caught laughing or even giggling in church, my family would
>permanently disown me! Then who would I go to crying and groveling for
>a loan?? My friends are out cuz I always pay them back last so I owe like
>50 dollars apiece to uh 8 ppl now...
My sister and I could never sit together, because we'd always
start giggling, especially when the choir (which sang everything
really slow) sang. Also, once, when my brother was 2, he started
hopping toward the altar (my father was a lector) with his
stuffed koala. Hopping.
steven r kleinedler
In article <Pine.A41.3.95b.97101...@homer23.u.washington.edu>,
Corrina O. Parry <cpa...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>heterosexual man who on the first date freely admits (I swear, with out
>any prompting from me) that he loves Melrose and has always wanted to
>learn to ballroom dance. I was thrilled to tell him that I also love
>Melrose and used to be a ballroom dance teacher. Wait, he's not really
>straight, is he? Can I get a professional opinion, Dr. Kel-dare?
>
Rent Strictly Ballroom, and you tell us. :)
--
Goodwife Shaw
> Is it just me, or does Monopoly take a long time as well? I can
> remember some *looong* games when I was a kid. The sibs and I never
> seemed to play it too often because we didn't want to devote a good part
> of the day to it. Instead, we'd play Battleship (TM) or some card
> game. Anybody here ever played spoons?
Monopoly is the Antichrist...what an endless hellish game for little
girls with Attention Deficit disorder..and, just like in real life,
I'd end the game with, like, a negative amount of money.
Battleship was da bomb! I even had the little travel addition...good for
annoying parents in cars. Another game that went on for brief milleniums
was Scrabble, but it went shorter if you limited the words to certain topics,
like..uh..."sex", " just s and m activities","clinical disorders", "forms
of alcohol and narcotics" etc.
Mmmm...remember when Kimmy and Michael were playing that soonafter he
saved her from wicked Vic ?? Um my games rarely ended that way,
unfortuneatly :(
> > Wait this wouldnt be the same exmarine/marine who Matt was going out with?
>
> Wasn't Jeffrey in the Navy?
Uhhh...um....oh yah. Wait! Wasn't Kyle a Marine though??
~Jenna
Highfemme1
Ellen writes:
<<Steve, congratulations -- doesn't it seem sometimes that "Wow! Three years
already! Where did the time go?" as well as "Three years? That's all? It seems
like we've been together forever!" (in a good sense) This Wednesday (Oct 22)
my husband Dave and I are celebrating our third anniversary>>
Well, I'm now completely disgusted with my single-hood (and I expect that
Kelroy will agree - if he was straight and I were straight, we'd make our
parents so proud). Of course, I am entirely devoted to my beloved cats, who
might be my greatest impediment to the life I know I am destined to enjoy with
Jodie Foster - RK could handle it, being my big drag queen who loves everyone;
Misty, my femme top, only wants attention, but Brooklyn, my baby butch is
rather the jealous type.
Highfemme1
Corrina wrote:
<<Iowa, anyone?>>
At risk of offending any atmp folks from Iowa, I spent a week there one day
(our good-for-nothing Suburban crapped out on the way back from Detroit). How
about Chicago? Or Denver (my vote - screw El Nino, we haven't had a real
snowstorm since 1983). Or Kansas City (even if they do have a bunch of rotten
cheating no-good players for the Chiefs). Maybe Topeka?
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that "Corrina O. Parry"
<cpa...@u.washington.edu> had written this:
>
>On Thu, 16 Oct 1997, KELROY wrote:
>> I'm just not sure my male pride can take being beaten by a bunch of girls.
>> If you'll excuse me, I'm going to duck now.
>
>
>
>But Kelroy, SMUgrad and Steve are on YOUR team.
Grrrrrrrrr......*raised eyebrow*
**********
"Wow...I had no idea that hell would be catered!"
- Jenna Elfman, "Dharma and Greg"
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that highf...@aol.com
(Highfemme1) had written this:
>At risk of offending any atmp folks from Iowa, I spent a week there one day
> (our good-for-nothing Suburban crapped out on the way back from Detroit). How
> about Chicago? Or Denver (my vote - screw El Nino, we haven't had a real
> snowstorm since 1983). Or Kansas City (even if they do have a bunch of rotten
> cheating no-good players for the Chiefs). Maybe Topeka?
How about Atlanta???
KELROY
Highfemme1 wrote:
> Well, I'm now completely disgusted with my single-hood (and I expect that
> Kelroy will agree - if he was straight and I were straight, we'd make our
> parents so proud).
Yes, my folks would love to have an in-law they could get along with.
> Of course, I am entirely devoted to my beloved cats, who might be my
> greatest impediment to the life I know I am destined to enjoy with Jodie
> Foster
Please don't take offense here, but what is it with lesbians and Jodie
Foster?
Sure, she's attractive. I just don't get it though. Is she still
seeing Wynonna?
> - RK could handle it, being my big drag queen who loves everyone;
> Misty, my femme top, only wants attention, but Brooklyn, my baby butch is
> rather the jealous type.
I really don't think we would work as a couple. I'm a dog man through
and through. And my dog, Laverne, is jealous and demanding of my
attention. Hand to God, she recognizes the sound of my truck and starts
barking whenever she hears it coming. She's my big ole
sweetie-honey-poopsie-cake.
Kelroy
KELROY
Kelroy writes:
> That woman [Kel's obviously beleagured and long-suffering mother] has more
> shoes than I have sense.
Highfemme1 wrote:
> That's not hard...
Well, I *never*!
> I blame my parents' divorce on my father's career-driven decision to
> snatch my Mom away from Bond Street (aside from the nasty possiblity
> that Daddy's oil co would try to move us to the Middle East).
Daddy runs an oil company, huh? That explains why you are the female
J.R.
Kelroy
KELROY
KELROY wrote:
> > I'm just not sure my male pride can take being beaten by a bunch of girls.
> > If you'll excuse me, I'm going to duck now.
Corrina O. Parry wrote:
> But Kelroy, SMUgrad and Steve are on YOUR team.
> Corrina, also ducking
Ooooooh! You'd better concede right now. After that little remark, we
shall not rest until you "ladies" are soundly thrashed. I would just
throw something at you, but. . . um. . .I throw like a girl.
Kelroy
SMUgrad
After wiping the sleep from my eyes, I saw that KELROY
<KEL...@prodigy.net> had written this:
>Well, I *never*!
NEVER????
KELROY
Jenna writes:
> > I'm the American Imelda Marcos. I may skimp on all else but I think I have,
> > like, 32 pairs of shoes at last count.
ALizbth wrote:
> > And you thought I'd just let that pass by. I don't even *count* my shoes
> > anymore. Oh, and I recently managed to acquire a pair of go-go boots.
Jenna wrote:
> Eeek! Go-go boots are the shit...I only have one pair though (white).
> Okay, why don't we just have a little shoe collection fashion show after all
> the PG-13 activies?
PG-13? If the activities aren't going to be at least of the hard R
nature, I ain't coming.
By the by, I've got a pair of clear, vinyl oxfords.
Kelroy