Let's remember Flagg
George Hiebert
favorite Flagg moments. I'll start with my favorite quote:
"My father touched me like that once. To this day he still has to wear
orthopedic shirts."
tho...@antispam.ham
"Your loving son, Queen Victoria."
Sabine
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"I'm obnoxious, and *I'm* a spy."
S.
Randy Chow
"Quiet! Or I'll use you to clean a cannon!"
"You mean I worked over my informant just for the fun of it?"
'You're dumb, Major Freedman, very dumb! But you've met your match in
ME!"
Brad
we're not in the gratitude business. It's the duty of every real American to
be on the look-out for goldbricks, pinkos and fellow travellers. Of course,
without the likes of Americans like you, the jobs of Americans like me would
be a lot more difficult. But don't get me wrong, Americans like me like
difficult jobs. So don't get the idea you're doing the CIA any favors. We
don't really need Americans like you. We don't need anybody."
from Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler.
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Brad
Ohhhhjeeeez
I'm not that good at recalling lines but what I loved about Flagg was the
expressions he'd give when thinking he'd said something profound. Or that
stance he'd take after giving an order or some comment that he felt was to be
taken with the seriousness that his position commanded. I'd laugh every time.
Or the look on his face when he'd be explaining something *confidential.* I
loved his expressions and body language the most.
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(i fogot I love the ep to). You where capable of murder."
Hawkeye "That's right so you hit her over the head with a blunt instrument"
BJ: "a Saxophone."
Hawkeye "Then you hipnotised her and told her she was johnny Ray."
BJ "Then you made her look like Johnny."
Hawkeye "The rest is obvious. You stuffed her in a jeep sent her to vegas
and now shes playing two shows a night at the sands."
BJ "3 on saturday."
FLAGG "Theres only one problem with that theory."
Hawkeye "Only one I mean really."
Flagg "They don't do three shows saturday night at the sands."
Hawkeye"How do you know?"
Flagg "I was a showgirl for 6 weeks."
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pingvuiini
MP: "Col. Flagg I think you made a little mistake."
Flagg: "I NEVER make little mistakes!"
FloridaTech
FLAGG: "Hey! Up close you're a guy!"
Klinger: "Far away, too!"
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T.S. Miller
Flagg to Hawkeye: "You took a yellow red over a white American. That makes
you pretty pinko, buddy"
Tim
Pasiecki
Winchester has set him up and planted a note on a N.Korean soldier in post op.
something like
Flagg: It's a map of some kind
Winchester: A map of a camp
F: looks like a map of a camp
W: This Camp
F: This Camp
W: There's a circle around my quarters
F: A circle around Pierce's quarters. There's a circle with 2 arrows
W: Looks like a clock
F" looks like a clock
W: 10:00
F: 10:00
It's amazing how Flagg could be so stupid and so funny at the same time. He is
rivalved probably only by Frank Burns in that department!
pingvuiini
(Can't recall the exact lines, but...)
Flagg: "I've trained myself never to laugh or smile."
Potter: "Oh? How'd you do that?"
Flagg: "I'd watch 12 hours of the Three Stooges. Every time I felt like
laughing or smiling I jab myself in the stomach with a cattle prod."
Potter: "That'll do it!"
tho...@antispam.ham
> you pretty pinko, buddy"
"You're even boring in technicolor."
Ron Goch
word, asked if he ever heard of the Manchurian finger torture, or something to
that effect. "Thats because I havent invented it.....yet"
Later in the episode, we catch Radar looking at Flagg, and without saying a
word, Flagg just starts flexing his finger. That is the single funniest moment
in MASH for me, Flagg or not.
Ronnie
Chillie James
My favorite quote would hve to be this:
"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I
keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion ."
ESolomonso
>We might have done this before, but let's take a moment to recall our
>favorite Flagg moments.
I can't recall the exact text right now, but one of my fav scenes with Flagg
was in the O. Club with Frank and Margaret.
When Flagg goes to Radar, who's just been busted with the mirror, and starts
with " do you like the jukebox son?" and then proceeds to threaten Radar with a
roll of nickles up his nose, and the bit with the coin slot gets me every time.
Radar was excellent at the end when Flagg scared the living shi... ooops, I
mean hell out of him.
Just in case any of Tim's students have found their was to the group. :-)
Brad
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This is a great scene. I recal LG mentioning some time ago that it was
edited in syndication. It went something along the lines of:
FLAGG: How would you like a nosefull of nickels?
RADAR: Not a whole lot sir.
FLAGG: You like the jukebox son?
RADAR: Yes sir.
FLAGG: If you don't get lost, I'll throw you in through the glass and pull
you out through the coin return.
RADAR: Anything else sir -- before I go to the latrine?
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Brad
George Hiebert
Brad <mouse...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> This is a great scene. I recal LG mentioning some time ago that it was
> edited in syndication. It went something along the lines of:
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> FLAGG: How would you like a nosefull of nickels?
> RADAR: Not a whole lot sir.
> FLAGG: You like the jukebox son?
> RADAR: Yes sir.
> FLAGG: If you don't get lost, I'll throw you in through the glass and pull
> you out through the coin return.
> RADAR: Anything else sir -- before I go to the latrine?
Agreed a classic. The part just before when he's talking to Frank and
Margaret is classic too.
Can you believe the whole thing gets cut?
ESolomonso
>This is a great scene. I recal LG mentioning some time ago that it was
>edited in syndication. It went something along the lines of:
>
>FLAGG: How would you like a nosefull of nickels?
>RADAR: Not a whole lot sir.
>FLAGG: You like the jukebox son?
>RADAR: Yes sir.
>FLAGG: If you don't get lost, I'll throw you in through the glass and pull
>you out through the coin return.
>RADAR: Anything else sir -- before I go to the latrine?
>
>--
>Brad
Thanks Brad, I'm cracking up all over again!
One of the best exchanges with Flagg!
ESolomonso
>This is a great scene. I recal LG mentioning some time ago that it was
>edited in syndication. It went something along the lines of:
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>FLAGG: How would you like a nosefull of nickels?
How in the world could this scene be edited out?
Classic Flagg and very classic Radar.
Whoever the big shot is who's decision it was to edit that out should get life
in front of a firing squad.
Buck Rojerz
If you can't get scorpions, get two snakes and a rat.
buck
P.S. Good bye Ed. I will miss you.
Sidney Falco
RADAR:"Yes sir, Colonel Flagg."
FLAGG:"I'm not Colonel Flagg! I'm Rabbi Goldberg! You got that, Corporal?"
RADAR:"Yes, your Hebrewness."
Pasiecki
I just watched that episode yesterday, in honor of Winter's passing. You got
the quote exactly right I believe. A good example of funny lines between
Flagg and Radar.
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Dwayer
Miller" <tsmi...@ntrnet.net> wrote:
Hawkeye: "You're even boring in technicolor."
Mr. Winter's ability to say those lines with a complete dead-pan face
still astounds me.
Cheers,
Will
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"If people don't know what you're doing,
They don't know what you're doing wrong."
--Sir Arnold Robinson, _Yes, Minister_
joan harkness
Col.Flagg to B.J
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Mibbitmaker
himself in doing his job. Hawkeye:"If there were more men like you, there'd be
less men like you." Brilliant LG wordplay! C'mon, LG, fess up...You snuck in
during the last Flagg ep and wrote the "you're even boring in technicolor"
dialog, didn't you? ;o)
Elsig
>during the last Flagg ep and wrote the "you're even boring in technicolor"
dialog, didn't you? ;o)
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I sent it by ESP.
LG
wysi
comrade!'
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