FLAGG QUOTES
Joseph Wetstein
Clearly there is a demand for it, so would someone like to compile (or
help compile) a list of Col. Flagg quotes?
It would be appreciated by all!
William E. Smith
OK:
Hawkeye: Why don't we just use the atomic bomb?
Flagg: Hey, don't try to make friends with me.
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N.M. Humphries
--What about MASH quotes in general? I"d be interested in a list of those.
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Joe Seeger
telegram that Flagg had Radar send:
"'Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and I'll be home for
Christmas.' Sign it 'Your Loving Son, Queen Victoria'"
Sorry, but I can't remember the context. Not that a quote like
that is enhanced greatly by its context.
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Lipton Ann Meredith
Ummm ... this was an episode where an old friend of Trapper's came to the
4077th to do some intelligence work, and Flagg was there too, and the two
of them were sort of investigating around each other and not trusting
each other. That's what the telegram involved. Hawkeye and Trap decided
to set Frank up, convincing one of them that Frank was a Communist and one
that Frank was a Fascist.
It didn't begin with "Mares eat oats" though ... what I can remember
is:
Mary had a little lamb, and I'll be home for Christmas. My dog has fleas.
(aside to Radar "And sign it") Your loving son, Queen Victoria.
Firestar
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>telegram that Flagg had Radar send:
>
Mary had a little lamb stop
My dog has fleas stop
> "'Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and I'll be home for
> Christmas.' Sign it 'Your Loving Son, Queen Victoria'"
>
>Sorry, but I can't remember the context. Not that a quote like
>that is enhanced greatly by its context.
>
>--
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>*Joe Seeger * "Life is hard. Play short." *
>*see...@pig.ceo.dg.com * Arlo *
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just thought we needed the rest of the telegram
paul
Maria E Mullin
I think the telegram went something like this:
Mary had a little lamb. STOP
My dog has fleas. STOP
Maresy dotes and dosey dotes and I'll be home for Christmas
Signed your loving son,
Queen Victoria
When Radar reported this back to the swamp, Capt. Stone (not his real name)
said "He knows I'm here" Hawkeye or Trap says "Why?" And Stone says "I'm
Mary".
Nomi Pearlman
"I tell him I'm with the CIA so he'll think I'm with the CID"
"They don't DO two shows on Saturday...I was a showgirl for 6 months"
--Nomi :-)
Charlie Figura
>And who could ever forget...
>"I tell him I'm with the CIA so he'll think I'm with the CID"
Ah, but you left out half of it:
"I'm *really* with the CID. I just tell people I'm with
the CIA so they'll think I'm in the CIC."
(I think *that* was the way he said it. Of course, he said
it at *least* twice, changing the order of acronyms... :-)