Personally my vote goes for Rizzo, with his love of Pigs feet & Hogs Jowls, and
his wife Zola, as well as his pride and joy, Little Billy Bubba
Ladies and Gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the
ice!
The Zef
MH
Rule #1:
Nothing's real till a check clears the bank.
Have to go with Zale. Rizzo was an overdrawn, cartoonish character,
typical of the lousy writing of the later seasons. Not that Zale's
exactly deep, but he's a little more believable. Check out the episode
where Radar gets promoted to 2nd Lt. as a joke-- I like the way Zale
(and Klinger and Igor) clash with Radar as an officer and befriend him
when he's a corporal again. Rizzo always acted the same and never had
much of a relationship with anyone else. Another memorable Zale moment
was when he punched a stove in anger and broke his hand.
The one Rizzo episode that gave me a chuckle was when he was tossing
the fake grenade all over camp. Stupid, but funny.
I fear this sequence is ruined for me by the associations I have for the
episode. It was the TVGuide plot capsulation of this episode that
convinced me M*A*S*H was no longer what it had been.
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