MASH crew wounded

Stormin Mormon

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Jun 4, 2011, 9:21:35 AM6/4/11

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Frank with shell fragments in his eye.

Radar wounded on the way to town.

Blake's appendix (not really a wound).

Blake's death due to plane crash (the ultimate price).

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Andy K.

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Jun 4, 2011, 9:48:56 AM6/4/11

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On Sat, 4 Jun 2011 09:21:35 -0400
"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Frank with shell fragments in his eye.

We all know what kind of shells they were. :)

> Radar wounded on the way to town.
>
> Blake's appendix (not really a wound).

Margaret's appendix. Frank's appendix.

> Blake's death due to plane crash (the ultimate price).
>

BJ's leg shot by master marksman Burns.

Hawkeye's eyes, burnt from a stove in nurses' tent.

Hawkeye's black eye, courtesy of homesick BJ.

Trapper's black eye, courtesy of the opposing boxer.

BJ's hand near-crippled from the autoclave explosion.

Klinger's nose broken from the same explosion.

Klinger's temporary deafness from being too close to an exploding landmine.

Mulcahy's permanent partial deafness from enemy shelling in final episode.

...and I'm sure I could think of a few more.

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Hallie Hearn

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Jun 5, 2011, 7:21:07 PM6/5/11

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>> On Sat, 4 Jun 2011 09:21:35 -0400
>> "Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Frank with shell fragments in his eye.
>

> Egg?

>
>> We all know what kind of shells they were. :)
>>
>>> Radar wounded on the way to town.
>>>
>>> Blake's appendix (not really a wound).
>>
>> Margaret's appendix. Frank's appendix.
>>
>>> Blake's death due to plane crash (the ultimate price).
>>>
>>
>> BJ's leg shot by master marksman Burns.
>>
>> Hawkeye's eyes, burnt from a stove in nurses' tent.
>>
>> Hawkeye's black eye, courtesy of homesick BJ.
>>
>> Trapper's black eye, courtesy of the opposing boxer.
>>
>> BJ's hand near-crippled from the autoclave explosion.
>>
>> Klinger's nose broken from the same explosion.
>>
>> Klinger's temporary deafness from being too close to an exploding
>> landmine.
>>
>> Mulcahy's permanent partial deafness from enemy shelling in final
>> episode.
>>
>> ...and I'm sure I could think of a few more.
>>
>> --
>> A.
>

Potter getting shot in the posterior while his wife has a "feeling" he's in
trouble...

Hallie

Stormin Mormon

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Jun 5, 2011, 8:41:03 PM6/5/11

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I don't want to egg you on, by shelling out the answer.
Wasn't that a funny yolk? Am I wrong or white?

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> On Sat, 4 Jun 2011 09:21:35 -0400
> "Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Frank with shell fragments in his eye.

Egg?

George

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Jun 6, 2011, 8:18:32 PM6/6/11

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"Andy K." <andy...@gmail.com> wrote

> Mulcahy's permanent partial deafness from enemy shelling in final episode.

I think he got his hearing back in AfterMash.

George

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Jun 6, 2011, 8:27:38 PM6/6/11

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> Potter getting shot in the posterior while his wife has a "feeling" he's
> in trouble...
>
> Hallie
>

Which brings to mind a Radar line that always makes me chuckle. In his
letter home retelling the story of Mrs P's premonition he says....."Remember
how Aunt 'So-n-so' used to know how something was going to happen whenever
her truss got warm...."
It always makes me laugh.

Andy K.

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Jun 7, 2011, 1:56:49 AM6/7/11

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Yes, you're right - I just wasn't sure whether or not to consider Aftermash
canon, since it flopped quite badly. OTOH, I somewhat enjoyed watching it, but
not enough to warrant second watching through anytime soon. :)

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Brad Filippone

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Jun 8, 2011, 9:44:26 PM6/8/11

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On Jun 4, 10:48 am, "Andy K." <andy.k...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 4 Jun 2011 09:21:35 -0400
>

Frank's hernia.

Margaret's "fanny fungus."

Hawkeye gets injured while trapped behind enemy lines with Margaret.

Hawkeye's finger getting caught in the rib spreader during a sudden
power failure.

If you're counting mental wounds, Hawkeye has several cases.

Charles' tooth knocked out by a punch.

Charles' tooth aching.

Charles' back pain.

The Other Brad

ncrdbl1

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Jun 10, 2011, 12:46:20 PM6/10/11

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Frank shoots himself in foot returning stolen gun.

ncrdbl1

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Jun 10, 2011, 4:05:03 PM6/10/11

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On Jun 10, 11:46 am, ncrdbl1 <mphsric...@aol.com> wrote:
> Frank shoots himself in foot returning stolen gun.

Frank through his back out dipping hotlips'
Potter had a bout of lumbago

Andy K.

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Jun 10, 2011, 5:07:17 PM6/10/11

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Yeah, we listed so many that it's a miracle they (almost) all made it out
alive!

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Stormin Mormon

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Jun 11, 2011, 12:59:10 PM6/11/11

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Yes, I remember the episode with Frank and his bad back.

Potter, and his tomato juice allergy.

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Stormin Mormon

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Jun 11, 2011, 12:58:40 PM6/11/11

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Wasn't that the Colonel's revolver? Should that have been
unloaded, while in storage? Did Burns have Radar's key to
the ammo, and reload the revolver?

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Stormin Mormon

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Jun 11, 2011, 1:00:54 PM6/11/11

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Klinger and his illness, and later his deafness. Not really
wounded, but....

Tapper, and his bout of flu.

Was BJ ever sick or wounded? I mean, after vomit from the
gory OR?

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Jun 11, 2011, 1:11:26 PM6/11/11

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"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61**spamblock##@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Was BJ ever sick or wounded? I mean, after vomit from the
> gory OR?

He almost lost control of his arm after the autoclave exploded on him (same
episode where Klinger broke his nose). They had to call in a specialist,
army's oldest captain.

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Hallie Hearn

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There was also something about his foot hurting. He was hopping around The
Swamp.

Hallie

Andy K.

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Jun 11, 2011, 4:09:49 PM6/11/11

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Oh yeah, you're right - he's had an ingrown toenail or something like that. I
think that was when he was trying to annoy CEW as much as possible, and to pit
him against Hotlips.

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Stormin Mormon

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Jun 11, 2011, 5:05:02 PM6/11/11

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I've had ingrown toe nails. And, there was an episode when
an English military man came to 4077th to ask after getting
an ingrown cut.

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Jun 12, 2011, 2:24:09 AM6/12/11

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Does Igor getting food poisoning qualify?

jm

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Well, it happened to the characters whether a large audience saw it or not.
The first season was all right, but the changes to the second season didn't
help but only hurt it.

ncrdbl1

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Jun 13, 2011, 5:26:48 PM6/13/11

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Hawkeye and Borelli went to an aid station, Hawkeye hurt his wrist and
Borelli broke his arm.

Not to forget the visiting Swedish Dr who received the worst injury
any man could receive.

Many story lines having to do with injuries such as football player
who lost leg or concert pianist who lost use of right hand.

Stormin Mormon

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Jun 13, 2011, 7:15:45 PM6/13/11

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I was thinking more of enemy action. Like Gary and the jeep
wound.

But, since we're including medical. We should include
relatives. BJ who's been like an ingrown toe nail to me.
Radar, who's been like a fake hot appendix ("he's going to
open me up!") to me. Klinger who's been like a wicked case
of fatigue. Mulcahy who's gone deaf. Igor who had food
poisoning.... [Strains of battle hymn of the Republic are
being hummed....]

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Jun 13, 2011, 7:16:45 PM6/13/11

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Woo! Woo! Woo! What a wiseguy!

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Stormin Mormon

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Jun 13, 2011, 7:18:22 PM6/13/11

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I'd forgotten the Dr. Right, and Dr. Left.

And you're right, the Sweedish doctor was, uh, really in
embarassing moment. "You know; the big couldn't." Margaret
was truly compassionate and graceful.

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