jokes on frank
John Van Es
what was your favourite joke that was played on Frank?
mine was when they put him in a crate, and feed him carrots through the
holes they drilled for air.
often wanted to try it on somebody.
john in wyevale, ontario
forbes
My Favorite was when Hawkeye and Trapper got Frank to chase them outside of
Henry's office, and when he fell in the fox hole that was being dug, drove
the jeep over it, and took his home movie of his wedding and watched it.
Forbes Robertson
Hancock,MI
John Van Es <joh...@simcoe.net> wrote in article
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Robert Sulo
OBJWOMBAT wrote:
>
> what about the one where frank dug a hole in case of an air raid and bj
> was playing practical jokes on everyone. bj filled franks hole with water
> and then when frank was sleeping had major freeman the psychiatrist yell
> air raid, frank came running out of the swamp and jumped in the water
> filled hole.
That was funny.
BJ: "Yell as loud as you can air raid."
Sydney: "AIR RAID!
Sydney: "AIR RAID!"
Frank: (panicky) Air raid! Air raid!
He says that while running into the water filed fox hole.
I don't know what my favorite frank joke is. I'll have to figure it
out.
America's Commissioner
OBJWOMBAT wrote:
>
> what about the one where frank dug a hole in case of an air raid and bj
> was playing practical jokes on everyone. bj filled franks hole with water
> and then when frank was sleeping had major freeman the psychiatrist yell
> air raid, frank came running out of the swamp and jumped in the water
> filled hole.
Easily my favorite
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"John Van Es" <joh...@simcoe.net> wrote:
>what was your favourite joke that was played on Frank?
>
The toe tag.
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george hiebert
>"John Van Es" <joh...@simcoe.net> wrote:
>
>>what was your favourite joke that was played on Frank?
When Hawk and Trap trappped Frank in a foxhole and watched his wedding
movie. The best part was when Frank comes in screaming air raid and says:
"You picked a fine time to watch a dirty movie."
Hawk says:"This one was the worst of all Frank."
Howard Owens
*>"John Van Es" <joh...@simcoe.net> wrote:
*>
*>>what was your favourite joke that was played on Frank?
*>>
When Hawkeye and BJ shut him up in a crate.
Best,
H.
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Robert Sulo
I don't have a favorite joke that Hawkeye and Trapper, or BJ played on
Frank. But, yesterday I saw an unsual episode, "USO". It is unusual
because this time it is Frank pulling pranks on Hawkeye to get even.
That is something I would expect more from Charles.
alan
my favorite is the one where they stick his hand in a helmet full of water
while he's sleeping, making him wet his bunk...
PAUL GADZIKOWSKI
Robert Sulo (mani...@earthlink.net) wrote:
: I don't have a favorite joke that Hawkeye and Trapper, or BJ played on
: Frank. But, yesterday I saw an unsual episode, "USO". It is unusual
: because this time it is Frank pulling pranks on Hawkeye to get even.
: That is something I would expect more from Charles.
The one sore point with me about M*A*S*H (well, aside from my opinion of
the relative quality of the last four seasons) was that, alone among the
regular characters, only Frank Burns deteriorated rather than becoming
more developed as he went on. This first season story is an example of how
Frank was originally conceived as a full character, capable of growth and
surprises, rather than as the cartoon hypocrite hypochondriac of such
later episodes as the fourth season "The Bus".
Paul Gadzikowski, scar...@iglou.com
http://members.iglou.com/scarfman
Archy the Cockroach; DOCTOR WHO short fiction; STAR TREK fiction,
including T*R*E*K (M*A*S*H characters in STAR TREK scenes)
Ian Malcolm is dead! Ian Malcolm is dead!
Abigail
On Tue, 29 Apr 1997 21:11:59 -0700, Howard Owens wrote in alt.tv.mash
URL: news:howard&hbo3.com-290...@ppp179.dialup.jetlink.net:
++
++
++ *>"John Van Es" <joh...@simcoe.net> wrote:
++ *>
++ *>>what was your favourite joke that was played on Frank?
++ *>>
++
++
++ When Hawkeye and BJ shut him up in a crate.
Frank: They boxed me!
Margaret: Did they hit you?
Abigail
Abigail
On Fri, 16 May 1997 13:14:21 -0700, kitch wrote in alt.tv.mash
URL: news:337CC0...@earthlink.net:
++ Aimee Pellet wrote:
++ What about lard in his gunbelt? :)
++
++ I liked the episode where the kept changing the gun in Frank's holster
++ to different things like a plunger and a stapler.
5 O'clock Charlie!
One of my favourite episodes. There's so much happening in that
episode, it's hard to realise it's less than half an hour.
General: I don't think you need a gun. What do you think Heny?
Henry: Oh. Uhm, I don't think we need a gun either. Unless you
think I should think otherwise.
Abigail
RickRen
Kayspop wrote:
>Even better...the one where they put Ether in his shaving lotion....night
>night Frank!!
We never saw this, they just had Frank complaining that
" Last night, they filled my foxhole with peas and carrots"
Now that I would have liked to see.
Rick
Abigail
On 18 May 1997 21:23:14 GMT, RickRen wrote in alt.tv.mash
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++ Kayspop wrote:
++
++ >Even better...the one where they put Ether in his shaving lotion....night
++ >night Frank!!
Or the time when he was at Margaret and he has to go because they
put something in his coffee.
++ We never saw this, they just had Frank complaining that
++ " Last night, they filled my foxhole with peas and carrots"
++
++ Now that I would have liked to see.
Well, they boxed him once, and had a carot in it. :)
The look on Hawks face when Frank poked his fingers through
the holes!
Abigail