Frank Burns' quotes

[Kevin Bergamine]

I've posted a "Potterisms" message in this newsgroup, now I'd like to
know which quotes from ol' Ferret Face himself are the most memorable.

Radar' Your permission,sir,to cover up my nakeditity?

[Louis Brand]

How about the time Frank's leaving the swamp, and Trapp and Hawk calmly
say 'Bye, and Frank responds, "There's no call for that!" or along those
lines.

[Doug Rau]

"I'm a doctor and that's crazy!!"

-Doug

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[Reverend Powerlib]

>Subject: Re: Frank Burns' quotes
>From: corre...@webtv.net (Louis Brand)
>Date: Sun, 05 September 1999 08:43 PM EDT
>Message-id: <14972-37...@newsd-103.iap.bryant.webtv.net>

>
>How about the time Frank's leaving the swamp, and Trapp and Hawk calmly
>say 'Bye, and Frank responds, "There's no call for that!" or along those
>lines.

Frank(under sedation): Fred?
Hawkeye: Yes, Frank?
Frank: Do you think the principal saw us?

The ever classic:" "It's nice to be nice to the nice"

[Dave Tholen]

Kevin Bergamine writes:

> now I'd like to know which quotes from ol' Ferret Face himself are
> the most memorable.

"It's nice to be nice to the nice."

"Individuality is fine, as long as we do it together."

"Twaddle."

"I don't need your help to look foolish."

"Goodbye, Margaret."

[JoeC1970]

How about I've got all m cookies together.

[Midnight Rider]

"Another perfectly good birthday shot to hell!!"

Midnight Rider

Kevin Bergamine wrote in message
<29364-37...@newsd-243.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
I've posted a "Potterisms" message in this newsgroup, now I'd like to

know which quotes from ol' Ferret Face himself are the most memorable.

Radar' Your permission,sir,to cover up my nakeditity?

[Hawkeye]

I think one of my favorites is when Frank is on line at the
mess tent, Igor spills some apple sauce and Frank says:

"Apples don't grow on trees you know"!

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[Win Barker]

"Snot, Snot, Snot!"
"I don't chew my cabbage twice."

"It's nice to be nice to the nice"

"Hard cheese."

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[Robert Tukey Jr.]

Kevin Bergamine wrote:
>
> I've posted a "Potterisms" message in this newsgroup, now I'd like to
> know which quotes from ol' Ferret Face himself are the most memorable.
>
> Radar' Your permission,sir,to cover up my nakeditity?

"I believe in the sanctity of marriage no matter how ugly and disgusting
it gets!"

"Intelligence is something I try to avoid."

--
Robert Tukey
rtu...@us.ibm.com
"Logic is the systematic method of arriving at the wrong conclusion
with confidence." -- Murphy's Law Postulate

[The Dude]

"Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head."

Kevin Bergamine skrev:

> I've posted a "Potterisms" message in this newsgroup, now I'd like to
> know which quotes from ol' Ferret Face himself are the most memorable.
>
> Radar' Your permission,sir,to cover up my nakeditity?

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[Tuttle]

Kevin Bergamine wrote:
>
> I've posted a "Potterisms" message in this newsgroup, now I'd like to
> know which quotes from ol' Ferret Face himself are the most memorable.
>
> Radar' Your permission,sir,to cover up my nakeditity?

I forgot the exact quote but how about how his father only pretended to
love him

[George Hiebert]

Kevin Bergamine wrote:
>
> I've posted a "Potterisms" message in this newsgroup, now I'd like to
> know which quotes from ol' Ferret Face himself are the most memorable.

"I made up my mind MacArthur isn't gonna catch us with our deezies and
dozies down."

[JAMIEOO4]

I can't think of the quote, but my favorite one from Frank was one he said
to Sidney Freedman (2 E's as in freedom) while Frank was in a fox hole that he
was digging. It was something about marriage and his wife I think...
Jamie S. <--thinkin' good ol' ferret face is a favorite of mine.....
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[Kerouaz]

>
>I forgot the exact quote but how about how his father only pretended to
>love him

I was thinking about this reading through this thread. I think this episode
was on last night or the night before. The one where Margaret announces her
engagment.

I'm paraphrasing:

"Well mom, no one here likes me, as always, I had this friend, but she just
pretened to like me, y'know the way dad did."

It was sad and sweet.

Dan
http://members.aol.com/kerouaz

[Ron Goch]

from the interview show:
i believe that marriage is the headstone of society.

[Win Barker]

Wayne's World...many years before

In 5 o'clock Charlie, Frank says, "That strikes me funny...not."

[Pam Burke]

I noticed that too!!! He was years ahead of his time!!!

--
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[Radarcom]

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

[Radarcom]

<<Wayne's World...many years before

In 5 o'clock Charlie, Frank says, "That strikes me funny...not.">>

Wayne's World swiped it from Bill Murray and Gilda Radner's Todd and Lisa
Loopner.

[Elsig]

. >

And I "borrowed" it from Jack Paar.

LG

[Eric in Norcross]

Without sounding like a smart-alec,, did you pay royalties? How much
is not enough and how much is too much?

[Nancy Temple]

Elsig <el...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19990910172438...@ng-cg1.aol.com...

> . >
> ><<Wayne's World...many years before
> >
> >In 5 o'clock Charlie, Frank says, "That strikes me funny...not.">>
> >
> >Wayne's World swiped it from Bill Murray and Gilda Radner's Todd and
Lisa
> >Loopner.
> >
>
> And I "borrowed" it from Jack Paar.
>
> LG

Did you ever return it?
--
--Nancy

[George Hiebert]

Just remembered a Frank classic. One time when he was questioning his
leadership abilities he said something like:

"Well I was the president of the stamp club but that's only because I
had the biggest tongue." :-)

[Abigail]

Radarcom (rada...@aol.com) wrote on MMCCI September MCMXCIII in
<URL:news:19990910161049...@ng-cg1.aol.com>:
++ Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-million!

Abigail

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[Elsig]

>Without sounding like a smart-alec,, did you pay royalties? How much
>is not enough and how much is too much?
>
>el...@aol.com (Elsig) wrote:
>

>>. >
>>><<Wayne's World...many years before
>>>
>>>In 5 o'clock Charlie, Frank says, "That strikes me funny...not.">>
>>>
>>>Wayne's World swiped it from Bill Murray and Gilda Radner's Todd and Lisa
>>>Loopner.
>>>
>>
>>And I "borrowed" it from Jack Paar.
>>
>>LG

Jack's an old friend. I didn't pay him a royalty, I paid him a compliment.

LG

[mark]

Frank: "I think it was Napoleon that said, without discipline, an army is
just a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothes."

Im paraphrasing, but it is classic Burns

[High Priest of the 419th Militia]

Frank: He called you ferret face.
Hawkeye: He said that?
Frank: He was so angry he thought you were me!

[V T]

How about this one:

Frank: Sex. sex, sex
Hawkeye: (singing) The boys are marching...

Too funny!

V