10 signs you watch too much Magnum..

[Hill]

Sorry, guys, but I'm a compulsive list-maker...
10 signs that You've Watched Too Much Magnum,PI (as if one
COULD watch too much Magnum...)

1. You greet everyone you meet with "Hi, Guy!"
2. You cheer for the Detroit Tigers, even though you hate
baseball
3. You incessantly ask your friends for favors, and tell
them to "put it on your tab."
4. You refer to your boss as "Icepick."
5. The only exclamation you can say is, "OH...MY...GOD!"
6. You keep smirking into your own imaginary camera.
7. You are determined to wear only floral shirts and
shorts, even if it's snowing outside.
8. You have an uncontrollable urge to run from dogs.
9. You offer to over-see security for your apartment
complex--in lieu of rent, of course.
10.You refer to your own pathetic home or office as "The
Estate."

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[Mermolo]

Quite...

[ALooneyGuy]

11. You can't fit all the signs you watch too much Magnum in a 10 item list
;)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to enjoy a couple of chili dogs and an Old
Dusseldorf.

To respond, please remove "NoSpam" from my email address :)

[SAVAK]

12) You own you're own rubber chicken and gorilla mask, and you don't know
why
13) You plan your work and social schedule around A&E's schedule.
14) You watch "murder she wrote" and "LA Law" because your too lazy to
switch channels
15) You wistle "colonel bogey's march" for no reason.
16) You practice the "magnum" laugh.
17) You try and convince you wife that you NEED a Rolex GMT II and used
$60,000 Ferarri.

I need to get out more.

"ALooneyGuy" <aloon...@aol.comNoSpam> wrote in message
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[Hill]

In article <TGEP4.74951
$E85.1...@news1.rdc1.md.home.com>, "SAVAK"

<sa...@savak.gov> wrote:
> 12) You own you're own rubber chicken and gorilla
> mask, and you don't know
> why

> 14) You watch "murder she wrote" and "LA Law" because
> your too lazy to
> switch channels

> I need to get out more.
> "ALooneyGuy" <aloon...@aol.comNoSpam> wrote in
> message

OOOhhh...you and me both. How scary that two of those are
true...I had a rubber chicken in college--for no reason--
and today I found myself watching LA LAW b/c, well,...you
know why...SIGH.......

[Digger]

18) You keep your baseball glove in the refrigerator (I seem to remember
Magnum had it there in an episode).
Dave

SAVAK <sa...@savak.gov> wrote in message
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> 12) You own you're own rubber chicken and gorilla mask, and you don't know
> why

> 13) You plan your work and social schedule around A&E's schedule.

> 14) You watch "murder she wrote" and "LA Law" because your too lazy to
> switch channels

> 15) You wistle "colonel bogey's march" for no reason.
> 16) You practice the "magnum" laugh.
> 17) You try and convince you wife that you NEED a Rolex GMT II and used
> $60,000 Ferarri.
>

> I need to get out more.
>
>
>
> "ALooneyGuy" <aloon...@aol.comNoSpam> wrote in message

[Dean Hamilton]

When visiting friends, you refer to their dogs as "mangy pothounds" and/or "the
lads", depending on your mood.

Dean

[David Deal]

20) You get an uncontrollable urge to tread water for 3 days and call your
first goldfish "Herman".
21) Everytime you pass a Krispy Kreme shop you think of "Mac".
22) You've never surf skiied before but when you go into a sports store you
walk up to one of them and act like you are a pro.
23) You leave your keys in an egg carton in the refrigerator.
24) Every time you have trouble opening a door with your key because you
are in a hurry you say, "don't look at the dog's.... I looked at the
dog's".
25) You own a red parrot shirt. (I do!)
26) You name your first daughter "Lilly Katherine".
27) You think of your neighbors dogs as "A mangy pot hound".

Hill wrote in message <0ff4c338...@usw-ex0109-070.remarq.com>...

>Sorry, guys, but I'm a compulsive list-maker...
>10 signs that You've Watched Too Much Magnum,PI (as if one
>COULD watch too much Magnum...)
>
>1. You greet everyone you meet with "Hi, Guy!"
>2. You cheer for the Detroit Tigers, even though you hate
>baseball
>3. You incessantly ask your friends for favors, and tell
>them to "put it on your tab."
>4. You refer to your boss as "Icepick."
>5. The only exclamation you can say is, "OH...MY...GOD!"
>6. You keep smirking into your own imaginary camera.
>7. You are determined to wear only floral shirts and
>shorts, even if it's snowing outside.
>8. You have an uncontrollable urge to run from dogs.
>9. You offer to over-see security for your apartment
>complex--in lieu of rent, of course.
>10.You refer to your own pathetic home or office as "The
>Estate."
>
>

[David Deal]

30) You name your 2nd daughter Lilly Katherine II.... hahahahaha
David Deal wrote in message ...

[Martin Eden]

Hmmm...number 28?

28) One spends to much time making additions to top ten lists.

He he he.....

There are some good ones in there.

M.

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[wetwar...@jetson.uh.edu]

31. You carry your .45 in the small of your back, even if a holster is
more comfortable.
32. If you remind your friends, "PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR."

J Lee

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