LYRICS TO GANGSTA SHOP
IntIceInst
Hue Jorgan
i loved the song that was like "better gimme no crap ill bust a cap in
yo ass" or something...
1) cool down, it is frustrating
2) tape it next time it comes on then re-play it over and ovetr and
write down the lyrics and make an MP3 out of it!!!!
- Huge Organ
Daniel Bigio
Hue Jorgan wrote in message <36A13596...@erols.com>...
Yeah, I've been looking for them too. They are awesome! If anyone has a
copy, LET ME KNOW!!!
Ben
You people really do have good timing in asking these questions! I just
replied to someone asking about MacDumpsters, and now this. Australian
audiences saw this episode on Monday and, as usual, I have it on tape
(incidentally, it appeared to be the last episode shown on Australian
TV, but apparently it has just been 'rested' for eight days or so and
season 3 starts then). Anyway, I will write up the lyrics, but I have no
way of making an MP3 :(
The sketch featured Bryan Callen, David Herman and guests Tim Conlon and
Pablo Fransisco, who filled in when Artie left (of course they didn't
use their own voices)
Please excuse my limited gangsta vocabulary:
First song:
Bryan: We're all in 'cos we ain't done no killing lately
But then I wanna be *bleep* (something) home from me
Group: Home from me
Gonna get my gat
Gonna bust a cap
Rat-a-tat-tat
Rat-a-tat-tat
(Repeat)
Got my 3rd strike:
Tim: (something) today
What can I say
I'm afraid they're gonna lock me away
Group:Got my 3rd strike
Got it last night
In a drive-by massacre
But now they're all dead
Simple shots to the head
It all happened in a blur
Pablo: It all happened
Group: I sure like killing
Now I'll be (something)
'Cos my 3rd strike landed me in jail
Give Up That Car:
Group:You're the cutest by far
But one thing's for sure
You're gonna die
If you don't give up that car
Boo-yaaaa
4th song:
Group: Don't you give me no sass
I'll bust a cap in your ass
You know you'd better have my money
'Cos you know I own that honey
And her booty is on loan
David: I may sound crazy
But her booty I do own
Other 3:Yes I do own
The part I found funniest were the titles of the other songs:
Teenage Widow, Crack Baby Please, Notorious D.O.A., Sex In A Lexus,
Negro Please, Ninth Grade Gat, Gin & Jews, Ho Attack, Got My 3rd Strike,
No Vaseline, Big Booty Ho, Deez Nuts, Bitchy Slap Party, Up In Ya,
America's Most Addicted, Rice Patty Fatty, Chunky But Funky, Back To Nam
Sam, Head Full Of Lead and Give Up That Car.
Sorry about all the (something)'s - they are either words I am not
familiar with or I am just too deaf to hear what they say. Any more
questions anyone has regarding episodes from season 1 or 2 I will be
happy to answer (I am missing a few mid-season 1 episodes though).Ben
Chris Ault
> Please excuse my limited gangsta vocabulary:
>
> First song:
> Bryan: We're all in 'cos we ain't done no killing lately
> But then I wanna be *bleep* (something) home from me
> Group: Home from me
It's actually "but then a wannabe muthafucka took my stag ho from me..."
(others: ho from me...)
That part was bleeped out, but a MadTV insider told us what it was a
while back. And I think it's "we're all illing cause we ain't done no
killing...."
> Got my 3rd strike:
> Tim: (something) today
> What can I say
> I'm afraid they're gonna lock me away
"Court case today"
> Group: I sure like killing
> Now I'll be (something)
Now I'll be illing...
as in, feeling bad, or ill.
there ya go, hope that helped.
CA
Hue Jorgan
Ben wrote:
> Daniel Bigio wrote:
>
>
> You people really do have good timing in asking these questions! I just
> replied to someone asking about MacDumpsters, and now this. Australian
> audiences saw this episode on Monday and, as usual, I have it on tape
> (incidentally, it appeared to be the last episode shown on Australian
> TV, but apparently it has just been 'rested' for eight days or so and
> season 3 starts then). Anyway, I will write up the lyrics, but I have no
> way of making an MP3 :(
> The sketch featured Bryan Callen, David Herman and guests Tim Conlon and
> Pablo Fransisco, who filled in when Artie left (of course they didn't
> use their own voices)
>
> Please excuse my limited gangsta vocabulary:
>
> First song:
> Bryan: We're all in 'cos we ain't done no killing lately
> But then I wanna be *bleep* (something) home from me
> Group: Home from me
> Gonna get my gat
> Gonna bust a cap
> Rat-a-tat-tat
> Rat-a-tat-tat
> (Repeat)
>
> Got my 3rd strike:
> Tim: (something) today
> What can I say
> I'm afraid they're gonna lock me away
> Group:Got my 3rd strike
> Got it last night
> In a drive-by massacre
> But now they're all dead
> Simple shots to the head
> It all happened in a blur
> Pablo: It all happened
> Group: I sure like killing
> Now I'll be (something)
cool, im laughing uncontrollably! but unfortunately, itsd nto as funny on
paper as it is on tv!!! thanks again