lethal weapon half man
marika
ago
i got everyone i know to watch and i was getting the local cbs workers to
get
her a good copy on tape.
unfortunately my so called friends at cbs never did dub me a tape
and my sister wasn't visible in audience shots
----- Original Message -----
From: "marika" <marik...@gmail.com>
Newsgroups:
cz.talk.sci-fi,alt.usenet.legends.lester-mosley,cz.zamestnani.nabidky,d.zorigt
Sent: Friday, December 26, 2008 7:33 PM
Subject: Re: the must love this week
> Danielle and the mosque is hilarious, I think my sister sent the aunt a
> url
> to this. The
> job search one we talked about and one I am not so sure of. Knowing the
> aunt
> (and this is the first thing
> my sister thought of when I said it) was that she would be offended that
> we
> were implying that she should make herself useful and get a job. That is
> how
> my sister expects she would take it.
>
> As far as politics, I remember when Terry was young, maybe teenaged or so,
> one
> time she asked her who she voted for in a prez election. Carter/Ford
> election
> maybe, we can't remember.(she had just asked the buthers the same
> question,
> and
> they had just answered her, so she asked her next.) She RIPPED into her
> (keep
> in mind that she was not even voting age yet at that time) about how her
> politics are confidential and none of her business. terry had absolutely
> no
> idea
> what the hell she was talking about, she was just making dopey small-talk
> and
> honestly couldn't care less who she voted for, nor did she know the
> meaning
> of
> voting Republican vs Democrat at that time, so even if she had told her,
> she
> wouldn't have known what that "stood for" anyway. You'd have thought
> she had
> asked her to tell her about her sex life or her finances, the way she
> tore
> into her about how allegedly inappropriate and nosey she was being. (Since
> when
> is someone's politcal affiliation such a huge secret?) As a result, to
> this
> day, we have NO IDEA what party she is (nor do we care but we are betting
> republican) and if she even said
> the word "election" to us today, we would run out of the room so fast, we
> would leave skid marks.
>
> It's interesting, there are alot of things we remember vividly from our
> youth
> about her. All end with her ripping into us and me thinking "WTF?", even
> as
> a small child. And now, as an adult, we still think the same thing. we
> barely
> rememebr 2 words Ma said to us when we were children, and yet we remember
> thinking "WTF?" almost all the time whenever the aunt opened her mouth.
>
> "marika" <marik...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:PYGdnYtYKuWH6sjU...@rcn.net...
>> one year my aunt sent my sister a jigsaw puzzle with a picture of her?
>> Thank god she could't download shockwave, then. she would have been
>> really
>> pissed off if she
>> had spent all that time crashing her computer for THAT!!
>>
>> she recently sent us all a map drawing of St.Mary's cemetery, with each
>> plot
>> numbered. I couldn't download it or figure it out. My sister had to
>> interpret it for me. Then the legend tells you the name of the person in
>> each plot. You
>> click on the name and it shows you their picture and a memory-message
>> from
>> the person who posted the picture. This one says "I miss you Honey and
>> think
>> of you every day. Bane."
>>
>> I sent her an email that said that's really nice but had no clue what it
>> was. My sister said PS It's hilarious but a huge risk for you to say
>> "that's really nice"
>> without knowing what it is. With a title like "Find-a-Grave", it could
>> be a
>> story about how crazy people vandalized and exhumed graves at St. Mary's
>> or something.
>>
>> She called Ma the other day and told her she was going to make a
>> "Memorial"
>> for UH on the internet, and asked ma "Do you mind?" and similarly Ma said
>> "that's nice" and then flew to the phone to ask us what the hell an
>> Internet
>> memorial is. Took us at least a half hour to explain to her because all
>> she
>> kept asking is WHY would anyone do that on the Internet? WHO is it for?
>> And
>> why would she ask me if I "mind"? The best theory we could come up with
>> is
>> she wasn't really asking "do you mind" so much as she was wanting
>> to get a
>> response like "Of course I do not mind, I think it is wonderful, you are
>> an
>> angel on earth" and it sort of back-fired on her when ma said "What
>> the hell is that?" and (in typical Ma style), that's ALL she said, at
>> least
>> 300 times in a row, before she finally gave up and said "that's nice".
>> Poor
>> aunt, all she wanted was some props for her nice idea, and instead she
>> got
>> Ma.
>>
>> "marika" <marik...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:ZPqdnZwQpdN26MjU...@rcn.net...
>>> One time I found this really funny URL
>>>
>>> Ah, my aunt beat me to it!!! She sent it to all of us
>>>
>>> How in the world is it possible that she receives and sends every single
>>> joke/spam/chain email ever created in the history of the internet, so
>>> quickly? Does she literally stand over her computer, with one finger
>>> over
>>> the "RECEIVE" button, and another over the "SEND" button, and just work
>>> them all day?
>>>
>>> mk5000
>>>
>>> "Don't blow me away
>>> Ooh and just like the ocean
>>> Lays right there behind me
>>> Look over my sandcastle "--solange
>>
>