KOTH Quotes...
Mark Stidham
What are some of yall's favorite KOTH quotes? Some of the funniest,
IMHO are:
(When Dale thinks he has Rabies)
Hank: "Dale, if you come down now I promise not to kick yer ass
later!"
(Dale talking about global warming... "GLOBAL" warming...)
Hank: "Damnit, Dale. We live in Texas. It's already a
hunderd-and-ten in the summer and if it gets one degree hotter I'm
kickin' yer ass!"
(Joseph talking to Bobby about.. something..)
Joseph: "My dad says....." (something-or-other)
Bobby: "You mean Dale Gribble?"
Joseph: "Yeah, my dad!"
Bill: "I'm so depressed I can't even blink..."
My favorite, though:
Hank: "Hello?"
Dale: "You don't know who I am but I know where you live...."
Hank: "Damnit, Dale, it's Hank."
Dale: "Oh.. Is Peggy there?"
Hank: "Yeah, hang on. Peggy, phone for you. It's Dale."
Peggy: "Hello?"
Dale: "You don't know who I am but I know where you live...." (etc.)
Later on....
Answering Machine: "You've reached the Hill residence. Leave a
message. BEEP."
Dale: "You don't know who I am but I know where you live..." (etc.)
"Oh, and tell Hank we're fishing tomorrow. Bye."
I love it! Oh, and by the way. Those quotes come from memory and may
be (quite) misrepresented. But you get the jist of it, I tell you
what.
Yep.
shiller
name?), in the episode where Bobby is a plus size junior model:
"I'll do it for the schools"
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Paul Atreides
> One of my favorite quotes is from the bad kid in Bobby's class (what is his
> name?), in the episode where Bobby is a plus size junior model:
>
> "I'll do it for the schools"
>
> shiller
>
"If Ron Reagan dyed his hair -and I'm not saying he did- it was only to
show his strength to the Communists"
-and-
Peggy: A woman didn't ruin the Supreme Court.
Hank: A woman did so ruin the Supreme Court, and that woman's name was
Earl Warren.
I may not have gotten that last one right, but you've got to admire a show
that makes Supreme Court references.
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Paul Atreides
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Vsevol0d
>name?)
the kid's name is Dooley and I am crazy about him;-)
I think he is judges last grasp of Beavis and Butt-Head
he also has other memorable quotes like "that takes courage" and "i peed in
some kid's locker"
Vsevol0d
the stove- this is gonna be an all nighter!"
Thomas Zeitner
at night.
Paul Atreides
> Hank: "Luanne, just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever,
> you keep right on talkin'!"
>
> and of course,
>
> Cotton: "I killed fitty men...!"
>
Just about anything Cotton ever said is quotable:
"A Japan-man stole my shins!"
"I'll have a mai-tai, Mister Khan!"
This one is even better considering who it is directed at.
Cotton also uses "Tojos" as a perjorative for Japanese, obviously a
refeernce to Prime Minister Hidekei Tojo, but I've never heard that one
myself, and my Grandpappy is a regular encyclopedia of WWII-era racial
slurs.
Does anyone have Khan's eulogy for Buckley transcribed? It kills me every
time. "I cry a river of tears for Buckley!"
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Paul Atreides
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Paul Brinkley
wrote:
>On Wed, 13 Mar 2002, Paul Hurley wrote:
>
>> Hank: "Luanne, just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever,
>> you keep right on talkin'!"
>>
>> and of course,
>>
>> Cotton: "I killed fitty men...!"
>>
>
>Just about anything Cotton ever said is quotable:
>
>"A Japan-man stole my shins!"
>
>"I'll have a mai-tai, Mister Khan!"
>This one is even better considering who it is directed at.
"Well, you know me, Bobby, I'm larger than life..." (partly a visual
joke, I know)
"When I was in POW camp, we used to catch rats for food. We let'em
run around, so we could live off their droppin's. We called it
'jungle rice'!"
"Hi Hank... Hank's Wife..."
"Bobby, take yer daddy's pants off!"
I love that guy.
Totus arx occupamur nos.
Paul Brinkley
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Paul Brinkley
wrote:
>What are some of yall's favorite KOTH quotes?
And the newsgroup springs to life!!
Peggy: "Your grandfather lost his shins defending Texas in WWII."
Hank: "Fine. You're a Texan. Change planes in Dallas, you're a
Texan."
Dooley: "You're dead!"
Peggy: "Espanol, por favor..."
Dooley: "To es muerto." (?)
Khan: "You should thank me, Khan-Jr. You just dodged chubby white
bullet!"
Bob Strickland, lecturing Hank about cheating with his wife: "Soup's
good food, Hank, but keep yer spoon in yer own bowl!"
DiscoStu
it with that poor white trash accent): ... "Thats my purse! I dont
know you!" with the obligitory boot to the goodies. :)
DiscoStu
Mark Stidham
Dooley rocks. How about in the 'Sex-Ed' episode:
Dooley: "Your mom's gonna teach sex ed..."
{LATER, Dooley turns to the kid next to him.}
Dooley: "Your dad lost his job..."
I LOVE IT! I thought of more:
In a recent episode, Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer are held prisoner
in "Mad Dog"'s home:
Hank: "Damnit, Dale, you're not even a soldier. The only soldier here
is Bill and he cuts hair!"
Bill: "I'm so scared..."
Mmm-Hm..
-Mark
Mark Stidham
Bobby is playing 'Wipe-Out' on his gut with a pair of Egg-Turners:
Hank: "Bobby! Those are propane accessories! They should be treated with respect!"
I just love how Hank says 'Propane Accessories'...
Hank, Buck Strickland, Bobby, Dale, Luanne, Joe Jack and Peggy, in Unison:
"THE PROPANIACS!"
(Peggy "THE PROPANE MANIACS!"
Gotta love it, I tell ya whut..
Yup.
-Mark
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Christopher Roberson
> Hank, Buck Strickland, Bobby, Dale, Luanne, Joe Jack and Peggy, in Unison:
> "THE PROPANIACS!"
> (Peggy "THE PROPANE MANIACS!"
My wife got a little annoyed at this, and said "Are the show's writers
making Peggy look stupid?" I said, "No! She's not stupid! She's just
stubborn. She likes the name 'Propane Maniacs,' and she's sticking with
it."
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Paul Atreides
> Mark Stidham <mark.s...@hill.af.mil> wrote:
>
> > Hank, Buck Strickland, Bobby, Dale, Luanne, Joe Jack and Peggy, in Unison:
> > "THE PROPANIACS!"
> > (Peggy "THE PROPANE MANIACS!"
>
> My wife got a little annoyed at this, and said "Are the show's writers
> making Peggy look stupid?" I said, "No! She's not stupid! She's just
> stubborn. She likes the name 'Propane Maniacs,' and she's sticking with
> it."
>
She's no dummy, but I think she's not as smart as she thinks she is. Note
her atrocious Spanish, and her clinging to the Subsitute Teacher of the
Year Award. She also calls herself a journalist, even though all she does
is write the musings column for the local Pennysaver. There's a
self-esteem problem in Peggy (perhaps stemming from her big feet) that she
covers of with the facade of being an intellectual.
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Paul Atreides
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Daniel Snyder
Christopher Roberson <robch...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> Mark Stidham <mark.s...@hill.af.mil> wrote:
>
> > Hank, Buck Strickland, Bobby, Dale, Luanne, Joe Jack and Peggy, in Unison:
> > "THE PROPANIACS!"
> > (Peggy "THE PROPANE MANIACS!"
>
> My wife got a little annoyed at this, and said "Are the show's writers
> making Peggy look stupid?" I said, "No! She's not stupid! She's just
> stubborn. She likes the name 'Propane Maniacs,' and she's sticking with
> it."
A certain kind of stubborness - the kind build upon such insecurity that
it has to be propped up by arrogance. A narcissism thing, really. Very
annoying at times, yet also great fodder for material.
Stephen
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Rich Carreiro
> She's no dummy, but I think she's not as smart as she thinks she is.
And we saw both sides of this in the EXCELLENT riff on
_The Sting_ that they did a couple of weeks ago.
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Christopher Roberson
>> She's no dummy, but I think she's not as smart as she thinks she is.
> And we saw both sides of this in the EXCELLENT riff on
> _The Sting_ that they did a couple of weeks ago.
I laughed most at her belief that she could qualify for a Ph.D. in one
day. That was rich.
--
Christopher Roberson (Ph.D.)
Stephen
Tonight she had the best line: "to quote Billy crystal, you... look...
wonderful". :-)
Stephen
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Paul Atreides <atre...@sover.net> wrote:
> > My wife got a little annoyed at this, and said "Are the show's writers
> > making Peggy look stupid?" I said, "No! She's not stupid! She's just
> > stubborn. She likes the name 'Propane Maniacs,' and she's sticking with
> > it."
> >
>
> She's no dummy, but I think she's not as smart as she thinks she is. Note
> her atrocious Spanish, and her clinging to the Subsitute Teacher of the
> Year Award. She also calls herself a journalist, even though all she does
> is write the musings column for the local Pennysaver. There's a
> self-esteem problem in Peggy (perhaps stemming from her big feet) that she
> covers of with the facade of being an intellectual.
>
> --
> Paul Atreides
> atre...@sover.net
>
I dunno; this is the woman who shreiked at Bobby to get away from the
spider plant, because it would "suck the oxygen right out of your lungs."
Who, when Hank started his run with the Olympic torch, screamed for the
crowd to stop him, that he was running the wrong direction. Then, when she
realized she was mistaken, covered up by yelling in an officious tone:
"Everything's under control!" as though she had resolved something. She's
a gentle blowhard; deliciously dim, but perpetually convinced that she
knows more than anyone else. Like a lot of people.
There's a line from the movie Broadcast News that reminds me of Peggy's
character. Holly Hunter's character is arguing with her boss, whos snarls
sarcastically at her, "Well, it must be nice to always be right, to be the
smartest person in any room." To which she replies in a small, tired
voice, but with apparent satisfaction, "No. It's horrible."
Personally, I love that Peggy is as essentially unethical and petty as
Hank is basically good-hearted and well-intentioned. And that while Peggy
is morally certain and devoid of critical introspection, Hank is always
racked with guilt.
My favorite lines, paraphrased from memory (besides the spider plant warning):
Khan Sr.: "Look, redneck hillbilly got no shoes on, big surprise." Or,
regarding a huge pyramid of burning toilet paper: "Hey hillbilly! Those
not logs, those for wipe-y wipe-y!"
Bobby: "Let's get it together people, this little bit of capers is NOT
gonna get me through the weekend." Or, squealed with delight, when handed
a cane by his doctor: "Does it come with a HAT?!"
Connie: "His toe speaks with a French accent, and he calls it Madam."
Peggy (pause, and a stricken, but blank look): I did not know that."
Some Metabolife nitwit: "You know they have the regional meetings right
here, and they roll back that divider wall." Peggy: "Well, Peggy Hill has
GOT to see that."
Peggy: "Well, If it doesn't have Merchant/Ivory or Billy Crystal above the
title, frankly, I am just not interested."
M.W.
Mark Stidham
You took the words outta my mouth! I love it. Last night's episode
(when Peggy impersonates a nun) was kinda drab.. but it did have a
killer line:
Peggy has a nightmare that her class in the Catholic school is being
taken over by the Devil. The fires of Hell cease. Hank Hill appears
and hooks up some more propane tanks:
Hank: "Now that is one clean burnin' Hell, I tell ya whut!"
OMG, I lost it there..
And the local Fox here replayed that damned 'Meet the Manger Babies'
episode.. they've played it like seven times this year already! I
never thought I'd say it, but.. I'm getting sick of a King of the Hill
episode.
Hank: "I am the Assistant Manager. I sell popcorn and popcorn
accessories."
Yup.
-Mark
(P.S.>>
Hank: "...well I hope it's self-cleaning cause I'm gonna vomit!"
Igordobrovolskiy
when he talks to hank about the indian artifact that Hank found and he says how
it is something that belongs to the earth and you must never take something
that belongs to someone else- than he goes to nancy's
Paul Atreides
> Let's not forget some of John Redcorn's stuff. Unfortunately, that's
> exactly what I did... :-(
>
> "You know, sometimes Dale really takes the fun out of it."
>
> Or, right after lecturing Hank on integrity and the wrongness of
> stealing...
> Nancy: "You coming, John?"
> John: "Well... just something to think about..."
One of my favorite John Redcorn bits isn't even spoken:
When Peggy starts going to him for massages, Hank stops by to warn him in
no uncertain terms not to cure Peggy's headaches the way he cures Nancy's
headaches.
Hank ends his diatribe to John with "..and I'll kick your ass!" even
though Redcorn is younger, taller, in better shape, etc.
John Redcorn doesn't say anything, but a light breeze tousles his
hair. That's all there is, but it's one of my favorite bits.
--
Paul Atreides
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Paul Atreides
> And the local Fox here replayed that damned 'Meet the Manger Babies'
> episode.. they've played it like seven times this year already! I
> never thought I'd say it, but.. I'm getting sick of a King of the Hill
> episode.
>
> Hank: "I am the Assistant Manager. I sell popcorn and popcorn
> accessories."
The Los Angeles Fox affiliate that I get off the dish was showing "Single
White Plastic Female" (the one where Bobby kisses LuAnne's practice
head) as pretty much the default episode for about 3 months. I got a litle
tired of it. But I still watched it, which says more about me than
anything else.
> Hank: "...well I hope it's self-cleaning cause I'm gonna vomit!"
>
Peggy: I'm a kitty! Meow!
--
Paul Atreides
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Mark Stidham
Peggy: "Well, I'm still beautiful!"
Bobby: "..okay.."
Hank: "Okay, Bobby, you can plug her back in now."
Bobby: "Uhh..er..oh..okay..." [Motions toward the plug which has been
connected the entire time]
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Igordobrovolskiy
the same estimate that gave her an A+ personality and A- looks? hehe
IMO, the point of the show is that Hank and Peggy are both proud of things few
people would be proud of and to ridicule Texas overall. Peggy Always mentioning
herself being voted the substitute teacher of the year 3 years in a row, boggle
champion, etc. Hank being proud of selling Propane and propane accesories(When
i Grow up I want to sell propane and propane accessories...if my grades are
good enough"). Maybe Mike Judge is just saying how some texans are very happy
with their lives and end up taking relief in such relatively meaningless
accomplishments.Hope that didn't offend anyone- just what I think judge is
trying to say.
Paul Brinkley
wrote:
>
>>IMO, the point of the show is that Hank and Peggy are both proud of things few
>>people would be proud of and to ridicule Texas overall. Peggy Always mentioning
>
>I don't think the show is meant to ridicule Texas. Mike Judge is a
>Texan, after all. I think it could have taken place in any other part
>of the country, with just an accent adjustment.
Indeed. My take on Judge's message is to draw people's attention to
the 90% of the country that isn't LA and NY.
SunKing23
>you keep right on talkin'!"
>
I use that one in House Committees when i protest stupid bills they're
proposing. For some reason most of the legislators don't find it very funny
when i respond that way to them...
That's Entertainment
Yours, etc.,
+<:-P <--Pope Nick, Executive Secular Consultant To the Swiss Navy
SunKing23
>Texan, after all. I think it could have taken place in any other part
>of the country, with just an accent adjustment.
>
I'd like to see the KOTH attitude ridicule Arizonans in the next major animated
show, then. Believe me, there's plenty of fodder HERE!
phalanx
If the show was meant to ridicule Texas, is was also meant to ridicule
the 90% of the country that isn't LA or NY, and that's not Mr Judge's
intent. That 90% of the country is perfectly happy with their
day-to-day, King-of-the-Hill lives.
I envy them!
Tom from CA (but NOT LA).
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curtis
charactors on the show and I yhink it's the best show out there. I also read
in "Maxum" magazine that Mike Judge is from the North Texas area and that
(according to the interview) the "Arlen, TX" of the show is really meant to
be "Garland, TX" a Dallas "Burb", Anyway it's been my favorite show since it
started and I hope it stays on for a good long time, I tell you what.
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Paul Brinkley
wrote:
>Actually I'm from Mesquite Texas I went to school with people a lot likr the
>charactors on the show and I yhink it's the best show out there. I also read
>in "Maxum" magazine that Mike Judge is from the North Texas area and that
>(according to the interview) the "Arlen, TX" of the show is really meant to
>be "Garland, TX" a Dallas "Burb", Anyway it's been my favorite show since it
>started and I hope it stays on for a good long time, I tell you what.
Last I heard (quite a while ago), Judge lives in South Austin, which
is pretty Arlen-like. I grew up in Elgin, about thirty miles away. I
agree with you; it's very true-to-life. In fact, it's truer than any
live-action TV series I've ever seen that was set in the South or
Southwest - lil' bit of irony there.
And I know people who are a lot like the characters, too. My
brother-in-law is a lot like Boomhauer. Cotton was practically my
grandfather in his general attitude (well, without some of the
misogyny :-) ).
R J Valentine
} On Wed, 27 Mar 2002 04:18:33 GMT, "curtis" <beow...@sbcglobal.net>
} wrote:
}
}>Actually I'm from Mesquite Texas I went to school with people a lot likr the
}>charactors on the show and I yhink it's the best show out there. I also read
}>in "Maxum" magazine that Mike Judge is from the North Texas area and that
}>(according to the interview) the "Arlen, TX" of the show is really meant to
}>be "Garland, TX" a Dallas "Burb", Anyway it's been my favorite show since it
}>started and I hope it stays on for a good long time, I tell you what.
}
} Last I heard (quite a while ago), Judge lives in South Austin, which
} is pretty Arlen-like. I grew up in Elgin, about thirty miles away. I
} agree with you; it's very true-to-life. In fact, it's truer than any
} live-action TV series I've ever seen that was set in the South or
} Southwest - lil' bit of irony there.
...
Back in the FAQ file there were some hints that Arelen represented a lot
of places. For what it's worth, the ZIP Code for Arlen (from the doghouse
episode) is 78104, which is also the ZIP for Beeville, which fits the
geography of some of the road trips, like to Port Aransas. But we've got
people like Arlen's right here in Maryland, and we had them in New York
when I lived there. Arlen is America.
--
R. J. Valentine <mailto:r...@smart.net>
Good Earth
period! Gary (paraphrasing): "Ah, give her 50 years, it'll go away."
A nurse to Hank: "Uh, Mr. Hill? I'm going to have to ask you to relax your
buttocks for me please."
Bobby, heavily influenced by a visit from Cotton, says to Peggy (right before he
smacks her on the ass): "Well woman, what are you waiting for? Get me my
dinner!"
Hank hangs up the phone after Debby talks dirty to him: "Ugh!! I just had PHONE
SEX!" This is followed by a priceless shudder of total disgust :-)
Cotton tells Bobby that he got a deal on his wife's boob job because "They're both
lefties."
Good Earth
Paul Atreides
> Bobby proudly tells his grandmother's boyfriend, Gary, that HIS girlfriend has a
> period! Gary (paraphrasing): "Ah, give her 50 years, it'll go away."
>
> A nurse to Hank: "Uh, Mr. Hill? I'm going to have to ask you to relax your
> buttocks for me please."
"I'd like to be a proctologist some day."
Some times you really have to pity Hank, with the way he can't deal with
so many things.
> Bobby, heavily influenced by a visit from Cotton, says to Peggy (right before he
> smacks her on the ass): "Well woman, what are you waiting for? Get me my
> dinner!"
"How 'bout some sammiches!"
That episode also has Cotton telling Luanne (I'm working from memory
here): "You will never know if you weigh too much; it is up to a man to
tell you."
And Luanne, from the same scene: "Try that again and you'll be wearin'
that
cornpone, old man!"
> Cotton tells Bobby that he got a deal on his wife's boob job because "They're both
> lefties."
Priceless.
--
Paul Atreides
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"Pump jockey!"
William Perkins
One of my favorite quotes is from Bill, sipping a beer, "I wish I had a son to kick me in the testicles."
After whacking him in the crotch a la Butthead kicking Beavis, Dale says, "Be careful what you wish for."
Or, from the episode where Bobby goes to his first boy-girl party:
Hank: "So, Bobby, are you worried about catching any cooties?"
Bobby: "What are cooties, Dad?"
Hank: "Well, when I was a boy, cuties are what we called the germs that girls gave boys."
Bobby: "You mean like chlamydia, Dad?"
and my all time favorite, in "Not in my Back-Hoe," where Hank gets out of the car to face a pursuing pimp.
Peg: "Hank, be careful!"
Hank: "Don't worry, Peg; after all, he's from Oklahoma."
All the above, of course, are paraphrases.
Bill Perkins
"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless
perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
--Molly Ivins--
Vsevol0d
after hank in a car and hank slows down at a yellow light and than speeds up
right before it turns red than he sees snoop dogg keeps going
"hey he went on red! you can't do that!"
SunKing23
she's bending over to pick up cotton (*ahem*) swabs she spilled on the floor:
"OH, SWEET LORD! Cling peaches in heavy syrup!"
Vsevol0d
BOIL UP SOME MOUNTAIN DEW- IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT!!!
best quote ever!!!
Vsevol0d
Nancy: 6
Dale: AM?
Nancy: PM
Dale: Oh... is lunch ready?
Paul Brinkley
judge: "Let the record show that Hank Hill really knows his porn."