pinch/squish/crush your head!

Hsiao-Te Su

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Jun 14, 1994, 1:46:26 AM6/14/94

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Remember this skit? A kid would hold his fingers
in front of his eyes and pinch his fingers. He keeps
on looking at strangers and say:

"I pinch your head! squish your head! ..."

My friends and I loved this skit, except that we couldn't
agree on whether it's exactly pinch or squish or crush or
whatever. Anyone knows?

Hsiao

Michael Brian Field

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Jun 14, 1994, 12:32:31 PM6/14/94

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In article <1994Jun14.0...@cs.ucla.edu> hsi...@maui.cs.ucla.edu (Hsiao-Te Su) writes:
>Remember this skit? A kid would hold his fingers

He was a grown, greasy adult, with a slight accent.

>in front of his eyes and pinch his fingers. He keeps
>on looking at strangers and say:
>
> "I pinch your head! squish your head! ..."
>
>My friends and I loved this skit, except that we couldn't
>agree on whether it's exactly pinch or squish or crush or
>whatever. Anyone knows?

Crushing, although the character did come across a rival who was pinching heads
(in a sideways fashion). This lead to a fierce battle.

-Mike

Lorraine Yeung Cheryl Wong

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Jun 16, 1994, 12:56:46 AM6/16/94

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>-Mike

You know, I could swear that there is also Kevin doing:
"I'm squishing your face...I'm squishing your face" once in a match
between the I'm-Crushing-Your-Head Mark...

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David Ragsdale

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Jun 16, 1994, 10:50:14 AM6/16/94

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>
>
>You know, I could swear that there is also Kevin doing:
>"I'm squishing your face...I'm squishing your face" once in a match
>between the I'm-Crushing-Your-Head Mark...

The battle in question was between Mark's vertical head crushing and
Kevin's horizontal face pinching.
"I'm crushing your head!"
"I'm pinching your face!"

Rags

ACC698E...@artscourse.watstar.uwaterloo.ca

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Jun 16, 1994, 1:09:18 PM6/16/94

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In article <2tom2e$n...@canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca> umwo...@cc.umanitoba.ca (Lorraine Yeung Cheryl Wong) writes:
>From: umwo...@cc.umanitoba.ca (Lorraine Yeung Cheryl Wong)
>Subject: Re: pinch/squish/crush your head!
>Date: 16 Jun 1994 04:56:46 GMT

>>-Mike

When I saw them live, they did the "crush your head" / "pinch your face"
duel. It was kind of cool, since Mark started into the crush routine on
stage, and then some guy in the audience "attacked" with a pinch your face,
we thought it was just some clown in the audience interrupting but then we
realized that it was Kevin who was planted in the crowd. He was stepping
over people and hiding behind people to get to the stage and to protect
himself from crushes.

Eric, University of Waterloo
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Captain Reverend olo W.,D.dB.

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Jun 17, 1994, 12:57:07 AM6/17/94

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I think the all time best Headcrusher episode though was the time the
construction workers broke his fingers, and he had to go through all that
physiotherapy. Gut ruptureing funny I tell you.
--
Captain Reverend olo W.,D.dB.

"Ouch!...Ow!....oooooh that hurts!"
-Jesus

Lorraine Yeung Cheryl Wong

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Jun 17, 1994, 1:34:30 AM6/17/94

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In <Jason_Ross-...@terminal13.banffcentre.ab.ca> Jason...@banffcentre.ab.ca (Captain Reverend olo W.,D.dB.) writes:

>I think the all time best Headcrusher episode though was the time the
>construction workers broke his fingers, and he had to go through all that
>physiotherapy. Gut ruptureing funny I tell you.
>--
>Captain Reverend olo W.,D.dB.

Also, a good one is the one he stands outside a Nightclub and he watches a
drunk girl, and also a poor old geek left outside by the bouncer. (Bruce?)

BWhitman

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Jun 17, 1994, 11:10:03 PM6/17/94

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I'm sure you've all seen:

'There's nobody home, nobody home!'
'If we keep this up, we can live rent-free!'

My Personal Favorite Headcrusher

Brian Whitman
bwhi...@aol.com

tipsy fuddled boozy groggy level headed boy ya better bend
soon yer luscious honey sugar mellifluous life is gonna end
fat bulk expanse mass lump block clod...
'where's my sausages....'

Corrie Gerstel

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Jun 18, 1994, 4:39:23 PM6/18/94

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Captain Reverend olo W.,D.dB. (Jason...@banffcentre.ab.ca) wrote:
: I think the all time best Headcrusher episode though was the time the

: construction workers broke his fingers, and he had to go through all that
: physiotherapy. Gut ruptureing funny I tell you.
: --

I believe there was one where he put his thumb up to avoid someone:
"I can't seeeee youuuu... I'm blocking you out!!!"

allan b goodrich

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Jun 19, 1994, 10:35:04 AM6/19/94

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r.phantom.com>

Better skit: Mark meets up with a copycat headcrusher who sez "I'm
pinching faces! It's a wonderful device which, yes, yes I have invented!"

Mark kicks his ass. Actually he crushes his head.

"I'm not going nowhere!"
"Hah! Idiot! 'not going nowhere' is a double negative!"

pete.

HEFFAY

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Jun 20, 1994, 6:48:02 PM6/20/94

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I hate to be the ultimate stickler to detail, but it seems quite
clear that the head crusher's manner of speaking implies the he is
"creshing your head."

True, "cresh" isn't a word, but you're going to imitate Mark McKinney
for your friends, and you say "I'm crushing your head," well, if you
say, "I'm creshing your head," you will be much funnier and more
accurate.

I'm the only one who cares about these things, am I?

-Heffay, "The old bastard can read my thoughts."