The Funniest Skit Ever on KITH: A Brief and informal survey
Dr.Tooth
I decided I would post a topic people would actually respond to, unlike
my undying quest to figure out which High School Dave Foley went to.
What's your favorite skit?
For me, it's always been a toss-up between the following
1) The Dave/Kevin skit where Dave and Kevin are having a discussion of
the best album of all time, and Kevin claims he spent most of his
adolescence trapped in the basement (where they had to feed me foods they
could slip under the door, like pizza and pancakes)
2) Anything featuring Hecubus (sp?)
3) The beard skit (Kevin grows a beard and goes mad. Then, when they
find the body, the beard is miraculously gone)
4) The two voyagers trapping executives for their suits
5) Cyril St.John
Go fans, go!
Dr.Tooth
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gord sweeney
"Dr.Tooth" <al...@kimberlite.wwonline.com> wrote:
>
> I decided I would post a topic people would actually respond to, unlike
> my undying quest to figure out which High School Dave Foley went to.
> What's your favorite skit?
>
Anything featuring Buddy Cole, particularly "Gay and Canadian",
"Dick Sizes by Race" and "Chalet 2000".
The "Thank god we're old friends" one.
Most of the ones with Cabbagehead.
Bruce's monologues.
Scott's "Just a little bit famous" monologue.
The "Night of the Living Dead" spoof.
The one with Attilla the Gay German Lover (Oh, baby, don't *smoke*!)
All of the "Steps" skits.
All of the "Pit of Ultimate Darkness" skits.
RUNNING FAGGOT!!! (Particularly when performed live)
The "To Reg" one.
Chicken Lady and the Bearded Woman go to a strip joint.
Any skit in which Scott plays a really dumb guy.. he's so damn good at
it (eg. Idiot Boy, "What's up yer craw", Butch in "Steps", etc.)
I'll probably remember a whole slew more, later.. but this partial
list will have to do, for now.
Bridget "Spookygirl" Kay
Tavie
It's hard to narrow it down to one, but..I think.. the one that got me
hooked was Daves I Know, but my favorite is..umm.... Citizen Kane?
Oh, don't asl me. I just slept 14 hours for no reason and my head is in a
fog.
How about Sex Girl Partol?
Swimmin' the swim in the suds,
Tavie (long a, long e) who, <gasp>, had the pear dream again!
"Follow this ASS!" --The immortal Dave Foley, between KITH
"I've heard them say that a man with a beard may frighten children or dogs
but a moustache scares me more..."/"I had a nightmare last night. I
dreamed that I had a moustache. It may not sound so bad now, but I tell
you, I'm afraid to go to sleep." (sic) --BareNaked Ladies, "I Know"/Dave
Foley, KITH
LKW1973
>"Dr.Tooth" <al...@kimberlite.wwonline.com> wrote:
>>
>> I decided I would post a topic people would actually respond to, unlike
>> my undying quest to figure out which High School Dave Foley went to.
>> What's your favorite skit?
>>
Hi!
I've said it before and I'll say it again--my all time absolute favorite
KITH skit is the "Doe, A Deer" skit. I believe deep down inside that if a
clip of that sketch was run in the United Nations meetings, world peace
would break out immediately. :)
Also of note in my personal favorites are:
~~VIVE LE DOORS!
~~Terriers
~~the "Puke" sketch (in which every little thing makes Bruce and Scott's
characters want to puke,) or, "I am a maintenance man in an imperfect
world."
~~the sketch in which Bruce plays the character who has been waiting
"Fifteen minutes for the check." But he doesn't want it now--he wants it
TWENTY MINUTES AGO!
Anyone else?
:) Laura
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Teabarry
One of my faves (besides all the others listed!) is the one where Scott is
having phone sex with the Chicken Lady.
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It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Shannon Compton
I've found that it's usually not whole sketches that stick with me, but
little details from sketches.
1) The sketch in which Chicken Lady is masturbating in the mall.
Dave's character runs off to find someone "in authority" and comes back
with Bruce, the assistant manager at Baskin Robbins......brandishing an
ice cream scoop. What is he gonna do with an ice cream scoop??
2) The blank stare Dave gives the Chicken Lady after she announces,
"straight out of my body and onto your plate."
3) The way Buddy wrinkles his nose after saying he refuses to believe
Liberace was gay.
There are a few sketches that I can think of, though. Any given Pit of
Ultimate Darkness sketch, especially the one where Simon gleefully
calles Hecubus a "dirty diry liar!" The sketch where Dave has the
sarcastic speech impediment. Oh, and the absolute best, the couples
sketch where Kevin and Scott are having sex on the dining room table
while Mark and Dave are sitting on the couch in front of them. I could
go on and on, I'm sure there are a lot I'm not even thinking of.
Shannon
UltimateHB
-The dinner party ("Feels like friendship to me!")
-Rudy & the whores & the freak act ("Well, it's not a total loss, they
named a urinal after him.")
-555-JERK ("What?!? Six eggs??!!??")
-Police Dept car chase (in the diner first)
-all of the Buddy Cole monologues
-Mark's nude monologue
-Mark is listening to his answering machine messages, and they're all from
women who he had sex with
Oh man, there are so many....
Heather Baldwin (Ultim...@aol.com) (formerly hbal...@macalstr.edu)
"I have read that if you were to melt people down and sell their component
parts, they'd only be worth 87 cents each! That's gotta be a pretty weird
store, though..." -Gavin (Bruce McCulloch, KITH)
UltimateHB
Whoops, almost forgot...the sketch that really got me hooked was the Phone
Show ("83 rings, 5 knocks, what kind of bizarre scumsucker...") and when
Mark announced the Touch Paul Bellini contest. Unfortunately, I never saw
this until Chrismas of '94, during that marathon. I've been kicking
myself for not getting into the Kids earlier.
Tavie
One of my favorite KITH moments id in the Cyril St. John sketch, when
Cyril's in the nuthouse, you know, with all the people in straightjackets?
Anyway, my favorite moment is when Kevin breaks free and walks away
triumphantly with his fists in the air. I'm *always* doing that, and
people never get it.
Any more favorite moments?
That one with Dave's expression after the egg thing is another classic,
along with whenever Scott does the "Scott Eyebrow Thing". :)
UltimateHB
I love the Buddy Cole monologue when he's in jail, and he says, "So I
smiled at her, but without using my eyes, like this!" and he does this
wonderful, almost scary, vacant smile. Hee hee!
During the Police Dept chase scene, when Scott goes to pay for his gas,
Mark is standing RIGHT behind him, but doesn't attempt to arrest him. I
am ROTFLMAO whenever that part comes up.
Kevin in that red sequinned evening gown, wearing sneakers and black
socks, sliding off the piano. Nuff said.
NuttyBunny2
Dr.Tooth wrote:
>
> I decided I would post a topic people would actually respond to, unlike
> my undying quest to figure out which High School Dave Foley went to.
> What's your favorite skit?
in the paper a few years ago. BTW did anyone see the article in the
Toronto star about how many Dave's are in the movie the Wrong Guy? One of
them is David Makin who shot Brain Candy. I love this KITH loyalty to
their co-workers.
-Tammy
Graham KGW.
Daniel Philip Kearns
> What's your favorite skit?
...so many skits to choose from. But the one I have never seen referred
to in this newsgroup and which I have seen probably more than any other is:
The "Mouse" skit with Mark.
"There's this mouse in my apartment. It won't let me sleep. It ate my
bread. It pooped in my bread"
A classic IMHO.
"I'm hammered" (A slurring Mark in the aforementioned skit)
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Dan Kearns
dpke...@chat.carleton.ca
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Tavie
Another one of my faves is when Scott tells the troupe he's in love with
"someone in this room". Or was that mentioned already? Anyway, I love it
when they play "themselves".
Mark Givens
In <4qf8oo$g...@ramone.wwonline.com> "Dr.Tooth"
<al...@kimberlite.wwonline.com> writes:
>
>I decided I would post a topic people would actually respond to,
unlike
>my undying quest to figure out which High School Dave Foley went to.
I could never choose --but a couple that spring to mind at the moment
Scott tells Dave he has cancer, but Dave doesn't seem to mind
Lex and Dean at Pestos
My Pen
Buddy's Softball Team
Sarcastic Dave
Kevin saying "How the hell am I supposed to ..."
Simon and Hecubus hyntotise Mark
Dave dates the Chicken Lady
Scott and Mark in the Doctor's office which end with Scott saying
"What's your, psss"
Darril as the Big Brother
AGGGG
there are too many I could go on all day
ci...@direct.ca
In article <4qk4uk$e...@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca>, dpke...@chat.carleton.ca (Daniel Philip Kearns) says:
>
>> What's your favorite skit?
>
>
>"There's this mouse in my apartment. It won't let me sleep. It ate my
>bread. It pooped in my bread"
>
>A classic IMHO.
>
>"I'm hammered" (A slurring Mark in the aforementioned skit)
lol yes! I love this one too...I also like the one where tucker tries to steal the
car and when the car does a background check on him the screen starts flashing
"MURDERED MOUSE"
JZ3NIF
1.I love Scott's eyebrow thing.
2.The look Bruce gives Dave during the murder sketch
(Bruce: Did you kill him?
Dave: No. This is so easy!!)
3.Dave's look to the chicken lady on the blind date.
4.Bruce's tongue thing.
5. Scott's dumb guy look ("I'm here to sh-shave your privates.")
6. All Simon/Hecubus sketches
7. The bad salesmen (...and something in a box!)
8. Bruce's suicide scene
Zolivine
"I got crabs...y'know? Crabs in my pubic hair."
Mark plays an incredibly moronic American visting Canada...
"Y'all got a beautiful country down here!"
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidociously yours,
Zoli...@aol.com "Girl Drink Drunk" *burp*
KMAS # 0054 ** SSSM # 76 ** DRAG OOOO
Lover of Mark and Brucio, too!
"You're so sucky!" Dave as the ever-lovin' Riley
"Hey, man! What's up your craw?"--Scott who will never get into a fight!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
NuttyBunny2
Graha
>
> Wasn't it _Kelly_ Makin who shot Brain Candy?
photography I think so he actually shot Brain Candy. I don't think Kelly
Makin has anything to do with the Wrong Guy though.
-Tammy
darr...@ix.netcom.com
dpke...@chat.carleton.ca (Daniel Philip Kearns) wrote:
>> What's your favorite skit?
>...so many skits to choose from. But the one I have never seen referred
>to in this newsgroup and which I have seen probably more than any other is:
>The "Mouse" skit with Mark.
>"There's this mouse in my apartment. It won't let me sleep. It ate my
>bread. It pooped in my bread"
>A classic IMHO.
>"I'm hammered" (A slurring Mark in the aforementioned skit)
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>Dan Kearns
>dpke...@chat.carleton.ca
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I love that sketch! Especially when Mark sees the mouse hole in the
wall, and says "Now I know where you live." Mark created such great
characters, Tucker was funny and simple-minded, yet also sad and
complex. Tortured by the mouse, while his job was to wear a mouse
costume for a carnival. That was hilarious when he gets pegged with
cheese!
Nancy
Jason Proos
gord sweeney <lkw...@voyageur.ca> wrote:
>"Dr.Tooth" <al...@kimberlite.wwonline.com> wrote:
>>
>> I decided I would post a topic people would actually respond to, unlike
>> my undying quest to figure out which High School Dave Foley went to.
>> What's your favorite skit?
>>
>Anything featuring Buddy Cole, particularly "Gay and Canadian",
Those are particularly good.
>"Dick Sizes by Race" and "Chalet 2000".
>The "Thank god we're old friends" one.
>Most of the ones with Cabbagehead.
>Bruce's monologues.
Especially good.
>Scott's "Just a little bit famous" monologue.
>The "Night of the Living Dead" spoof.
>The one with Attilla the Gay German Lover (Oh, baby, don't *smoke*!)
>All of the "Steps" skits.
Hilarious
>All of the "Pit of Ultimate Darkness" skits.
>RUNNING FAGGOT!!! (Particularly when performed live)
>The "To Reg" one.
>Chicken Lady and the Bearded Woman go to a strip joint.
I'm not so keen on the chicken lady
>Any skit in which Scott plays a really dumb guy.. he's so damn good at
>it (eg. Idiot Boy, "What's up yer craw", Butch in "Steps", etc.)
He's a comic genius alright.
>I'll probably remember a whole slew more, later.. but this partial
>list will have to do, for now.
>Bridget "Spookygirl" Kay
Well, that's a pretty good list. But among my favourites is the skit
in which the mob guys kidnapp and innocent and naive young gentleman
who continues to run his errands while in captivity, much to the
dismay of his captors. They just can't seem to get through to him
that THEY are the ones with the guns and that he should really care a
little more about that. Its classic and makes me laugh every time I
picture him bailing out of the car in front of his dry cleaners.
Jason "Normal guy" Proos
Off-Kilter
Unfortunately, I never got to see much of KITH; but I vaguely remember a piss-funny
sketch years ago where this man invites some unsuspecting guy (played by
Scott) back to his place after a Leafs game and tries to seduce him. Then a
few sketches later, Scott's character re-appears near the of the segment and
identifies the other fellow as the one who picked him up after the Leafs game;
even though, up to this point, the sketch wasn't even remotely related to first
one. I wish I remembered more of it. Does anyone know what I'm talking
about; or have it on tape?
jw.
Edward Seehwan Kwon
Dr.Tooth (al...@kimberlite.wwonline.com) wrote:
: I decided I would post a topic people would actually respond to, unlike
: my undying quest to figure out which High School Dave Foley went to.
: What's your favorite skit?
Some of my faves I can remember off hand:
1) Sir Simon Milligan and Hecubus trying to pick up Helen Bathgate for a
date.
2)The aforemention Sir SM and spawn of Satan in their first skit.
3) The one where Bruce and Kevin play a couple of wanna-be toughies who
want to "take it outside" with a big bar patron, and little Brucie just
won't "stay down" even at the queen's behest
4) The one where Bruce and Kevin are the boyfriend/girlfriend obsessed
with their answering machine message.
Eddie Kwon
Tavie
I have to admit that that sketch used to gross me out, only the part with
the mouse poo, but I always laugh when they take him away. "But--it was
just a mouse--" It really is a freakin' great sketch.
Swimmin' the swim in the suds,
Tavie (long a, long e) who, <gasp>, had the pear dream again!
Tavie's Online Shrine to Dave Foley, brought to you by Larissa Mackenzie,
can be seen at http://pages.prodigy.com/lmackenzie/tavedave.htm
Cheesonics
Peter and I were sitting at dinner last night & I mentioned this thread to
him. Someone else on the NG had talked about 'Cecil St. John, The
Escapist', and I said to Pete, "Gosh, I'm glad that sketch got
mentioned--'cause it's been so long, I'd forgotten...."
Peter looked up and said solemnly, "'Bound to Serve.'"
Such is the power of that comedy, we laughed ourselves SILLY, even after
we've seen this skit a kazillion times. "What's the name of his 50s
sitcom?" Pete asked.
We briefly paused, and I dredged it up: "'Fit to be Tied.'" Hysteria
again!! (This is why I love the KitH so much!! They're even funny in your
BRAIN!)
Cecil St. John, in my opinion, is comic genius. And the still shot of
Cecil/Dave looking out over the water is the greatest documentary parody
I've ever seen.
Daddy never liked Cecil,
Nessa
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Cheesonics = Ness & Pete
We collect K-Tels (someone's gotta do it!)
Chris Morton
ta...@aol.com (Tavie) wrote:
>It's hard to narrow it down to one, but..I think.. the one that got me
>hooked was Daves I Know, but my favorite is..umm.... Citizen Kane?
Here's three:
The one with the voyageurs in modern day Canada, killing yuppies for
their Perry Ellis and Armani suits.
The skit where the husband demands that the wife "pay attention to his
nipples" and she discovers that she was misinformed about their
purpose.
The skit where the kids sit around a campfire and reminisce about the
friend they miss so much... after they strangled him to death.
*** ***
If the Nazis were serious about their eugenic
philosophies, they'd gas THEMSELVES.
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Tavie
Re: the Cyril St. John skit
I would *kill* for copies of the posters from his "although they were
considered to be his best work, they are also considered to be terrible"
movie posters!!
The Madness
1. The Friendly Couples (Scott and Kevin on the table)
and
2.Journey Called Bernie
I know all the lyrics and dance steps!!
TM
Mr. Happy
what it says in The Hollywood Reporter. Production on the film started
May 19th in Toronto. Dave Foley has top billing and co-wrote the
screenplay. David Steinberg directs, David Makin is listed as camera
operator, although I believe he's Dir. of Photography, and Chris Cooper
is editing the film. It's going to be distributed in the US by Buena
Vista which the company I work for does a lot of business with. I'll
keep an eye out to see when (and if) we do the press kits for it and
I'll pass any other information onto you guys.
-Nikki Dougherty
Larissa MacKenzie
>
> It's going to be distributed in the US by Buena
> Vista which the company I work for does a lot of business with. I'll
> keep an eye out to see when (and if) we do the press kits for it and
> I'll pass any other information onto you guys.
Buena Vista? As in Disney? I was under the impression that Buena Vista was
Disney's branch handling television distribution.
And while we're on the subject of Disney <hey, it's been three months since
the last time I went off topic and as the KMAS V.P. of AGITATION it's my
express right to post off topic occasionally>...
Go see the Hunchback of Notre Dame! Well, read the book first if you haven't
already, then go see it! As is my bent, I instantly fell madly in love with
Clopin <he falls into that same category as Kevin, tall, very thin with
fabulous dark hair!!!!>, whatta babe. Too bad he's not real, though there is
a Festival of Fools show at Disneyland now with a real person <who's supposed
to be his spitting image> playing Clopin, so there's hope for me yet!
Okay, that's it!
--L
and anyone who flames me for going off topic can kiss my bum! :p
Steve White
theatrical releases ("Father of the Bride II") as well as home video.
Disney is the parent company of both television and film production and
distribution divisions: Miramax, Buena Vista, Touchstone. Anyway, look
for this movie to be promoted and distributed by Buena Vista in the US.
Looking forward to the release date being announced; I'll try to let
everyone here know when that'll be.
-Nikki Dougherty
NttyBnny1
The one that springs to mind, though, is in the sketch where Darrill
goes on a date with a Kevin woman (which one? you ask), and Dave, as
a waiter, keeps telling him "wrong" when Darrill names the wine. In
any case, Scott, who is Kevin's ex-boyfriend, walks into the restaurant
with another woman. Getting to my favourite moment...
As soon as Darrill's back is turned, Kevin runs for Scott and leaps
into his arms, and Scott almost loses his balance carrying Kevin out
of the restaurant.
There. A long-winded moment.
Larissa MacKenzie
Steve White wrote:
You are, of course, correct! My apologies if I sounded like a weenie. I
*really* didn't know they distributed movies. Funny, another multiple
fandom event <Dis and KitH, though only sort of on both counts>. I'd never
have picked Dave for one of Disney's golden boys. Talk about a change in
career! ;)
--L
Sam/Scott Thompson
My favorite is when Bruce comes home with a pet (Kevin McDonald) which is
a yuppie, who gets sick, then gets set free. Then, his mom gets him
another pet, a pile of cold oatmeal.
GordyAnd
My fave sketch is "Do-Ri-Me" and my a=my fave monlouge is "I am Brucio!"
-GORDY
snl
Doug Deutsch
Sam/Scott Thompson (stho...@online.dct.com) wrote:
: My favorite is when Bruce comes home with a pet (Kevin McDonald) which is
: another pet, a pile of cold oatmeal.
Granted, I only started watching KITH regularly a few months back, but so
far my favorite skit is one I saw yesterday for the first time. It's the
one where Dave and Kevin are rowing through the office clubbing the
workers and taking their suits, then selling them to the clothier like
fur trappers.
Of course, "Daves I Know" is still a riot. :)
Doug
Shannon Compton
I was at work yesterday, and two very strange things from non KITHers
had me singing songs from KITH sketches all day long.
The first time was I overheard a girl talking about how she heard
someone walking around singing Do, A Deer earlier. Naturally, that
skit began running through my head like crazy, and I was giggling all
morning for what seemed to others to be for no apparent reason.
Then, at lunch, I was sitting with a couple of friends of mine, and one
of them made the comment that she knew so many people named David, and
she began counting them off. The remaining hours of my day were spent
with the line "These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves
I know," running over and over again in my head.
Just a wierd coincidence. :)
Shannon
Mel Wong
Sam/Scott Thompson wrote:
>
> My favorite is when Bruce comes home with a pet (Kevin McDonald) which is
> a yuppie, who gets sick, then gets set free. Then, his mom gets him
> another pet, a pile of cold oatmeal.
Scott Thompson? Ah we can only dream that he's the real one...
My favorite one is, besides Do Re Mi, is the one where Bruce says:
"I'm sorry for all that cancer."
Stacy
Chris Warren
The best skit by far was the one with the french-canadian fur-trappers who
went around office biuldings trapping yuppies and taking thier suits while
singing 'alouette, gentil alouette'
--
"Some say a lot Chris Warren
with few words spoken. cv...@freenet.carleton.ca
Some with peace
say nothing at all." -I Mother Earth
cindy
Here's my useless kith related experience:
A couple of weeks ago I was at a bar in Langley,B.C.(where I used to live) with some
old high school friends. There was some other people at our table too(friends of my
friends) and out of the blue one of the girls at our table turned to me and said "Do
you ever watch the Kids in the Hall?" and I was like "YES!" and then she pointed out
a friend of hers and said "Doesn't he look *exactly* like that guy from the Kids in
the Hall Show?" I didn't see *any* resemblance to any of the Kids so I asked which
one? and she said "You know...the one that plays a gay guy at the bar and does all
those monologues" I just said "Oh....kind of" Trust me the guy looked *nothing* like
Scott...he had dark brown hair and a darker skin color than Scott's....o.k. so maybe
he had the same kind of shaped eyebrows ;) ...hmm then again maybe I was just a
little too drunk to see simularities, but everyone else at the table was saying stuff
like "Oh my god, YES. He looks *just* like him!" The point to my story? Just had
let you in on a little secret -Langley is a *very* KITH friendly town- that's where I
first started watching the Kids! I haven't been able to find any other people
-besides you guys of course!- that are as obscessed over kith as I am :)
Cindy
nol...@en.com
Doug Deutsch wrote:
>
> Sam/Scott Thompson (stho...@online.dct.com) wrote:
> : My favorite is when Bruce comes home with a pet (Kevin McDonald) which is
> : a yuppie, who gets sick, then gets set free. Then, his mom gets him
> : another pet, a pile of cold oatmeal.
>
> far my favorite skit is one I saw yesterday for the first time. It's the
> one where Dave and Kevin are rowing through the office clubbing the
> workers and taking their suits, then selling them to the clothier like
> fur trappers.
>
> Of course, "Daves I Know" is still a riot. :)
>
> Doug
Definetly, the funniest one I've ever seen is "The Uppity Jew", when Dave
is dressed like the Cat in the Hat, and tells the story of Jesus, as only
Dr. Seuss can.
Jason Kocher
In article <4rhha2$o...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
cv...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA says...
My favorite skit is the one where kevin plays a character called
Dean and Dave plays Lex and everything seems to slip his mind. That's the
best. However, it's really hard to pick a favorite you know. So that's one of
my favorites.
"Life sux, Get drunk"---me
Jason Kocher
Edward Seehwan Kwon
Jason Kocher (ki...@enter.net) wrote:
: In article <4rhha2$o...@freenet-news.carleton.ca>,
: >
: >
: >The best skit by far was the one with the french-canadian fur-trappers who
: >went around office biuldings trapping yuppies and taking thier suits while
: >singing 'alouette, gentil alouette'
Or how about the second Sir Simon Milligan skit where he tries to seduce
Helen Bathgate by using the zombie powder of Haiti as a last resort( but
it actually turns out to be ordinary talcum powder) and then decides to
walk the path of evil til it takes him to a pornography shop (at least
that is a little evil). ^_^
Eddie Kwon
University of Michigan Medical School
e-mail: zgu...@umich.edu
html: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~zgundam
Shira leah
I like the one where Dave is walking down the street in thirties' garb and
he says something about realizing that the President of the United States
is a lying vicious bastard and he must die, and then he goes into a train
station and sees the woman of his dreams only to be distracted by a
floor-buffer ("Hey! That looks like fun!")
stephanie
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"Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful
objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill
gives us modern art." -- Tom Stoppard, "Artist Descending a Staircase"
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Psychiatrists say that mental illness afflicts one out of four people.
Check three friends; if they're ok, you're it.
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NEW MENTAL FLOSS! Prevents Moral Decay!
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snl
Jason
In article <kharwell-160...@dal18-29.ppp.iadfw.net>,
khar...@themet.net says...
>
>In article <4ru50n$4...@news.enter.net>, ki...@enter.net (Jason Kocher)
wrote:
>
> My favorite skit is the one where kevin plays a character called
>> Dean and Dave plays Lex and everything seems to slip his mind. That's
the
>> best. However, it's really hard to pick a favorite you know. So that's
>one of
>> my favorites.
>>
>> "Life sux, Get drunk"---me
>>
>> Jason Kocher
>
>I interviewed Kevin for an article once and he told me that that character
>- the King od Empty Promises - is one of his favorites. Just thought you'd
>like to know.
>
>-kim
Yeagh if you look after the first King of Empty Promises. You
know how goes black and white, Dave and Kevin looked really happy about
the sketch.
Jason Kocher
Kim Harwell
UltimateHB
In article <4s3gng$g...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>, zgu...@umich.edu
(Edward Seehwan Kwon) writes:
>Or how about the second Sir Simon Milligan skit where he tries to seduce
>Helen Bathgate by using the zombie powder of Haiti as a last resort( but
Uhhhh...isn't it the zombie dust of *Hades* he uses? Makes a difference,
doesn't it? :)
"Look! That cat! It's obviously overfed. We will liberate it and put it
on a diet." -Ozone (Scott Thompson, KITH)
Heather Baldwin (Ultim...@aol.com) (formerly hbal...@macalstr.edu)
"We're the raisins in Raisin Bran! And you don't want all the raisins in
one corner of the bowl." -Buddy Cole (Scott Thompson) on gays, Out There
in Hollywood
cance...@gnn.com
I have a few faves
the acme male slave
the coal furnace workers
the monkeys sketch
the sausages sketch
my pen!!!
and all of bruces monolagues
--King Cancergrin--
High Priest in the Cyber Church of Holy Crimes
yped...@direct.ca
In article <4t48tr$m...@news-e2c.gnn.com>, cance...@gnn.com says:
>
>I have a few faves
>the acme male slave
>the coal furnace workers
>the monkeys sketch
>the sausages sketch
>my pen!!!
>and all of bruces monolagues
>
"Wow! What a line-up, but don't worry about it.... Look at me! HEY, HEY, HEY HEE, HEE, HEE!"
cracks me up everytime
:)
Cindy
Cheesonics
Edward Seehwan Kwon wrote:
>Or how about the second Sir Simon Milligan skit where he tries to seduce
Helen Bathgate by using the zombie powder of Haiti as a last resort...
And Heather asked:
"Uhhhh...isn't it the zombie dust of *Hades* he uses? Makes a difference,
doesn't it? :)"
Actually, I'm quite sure it's HAITI. There's a lot of zombie lore from
that region of the world. But the similarity between the two place names
is pretty interesting!
Fine ham abounds,
Nessa
"For tonight, evil walks alone--but first, he stops at a magazine shop, to
purchase porn...."
I *love* the way Kevin chokes out this line in abject frustration!
KmcDAS #0018
DRAG I.D. BLU