Quote Used Most Often -- A Survey
Shira leah
I was just wondering which (KitH -- duh!) quote it is that you all find
that you use most often in any social (or anti-social) situation. I seem
to have added the phrase " . . . therefore I should paint your chair" to
my everyday vocabulary. For example, Joyce (my non-Internet
newly-converted KitH-freak) will say, "I went to the store today. Got
some mangoes. They sure smelled good . . . the mangoes, I mean," and I'll
chime in with, "Therefore I should paint your chair." Basically, anytime
either of us says something completely pointless (like the aforementioned
mango scenario), the other will add, "Therefore I should paint your
chair." Does anyone else find this to be true with a particular quote (or
quotes) or is it just me?
fighting valiantly for possession of the remote control,
stephanie, the primary tuba player in the oompah band
SBFB #0003
Double M Double L #100 (co-founder)
The Unofficial Mark McKinney Page is brought to you by Sonya Webb at
http://www.angelfire.com/pages9/kith/index.html
My homepage is http://members.aol.com/shiraleah/poison.html Please visit!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"If you know enough, it all makes sense. But that's the trick, I guess."
-- Bob Sortland
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Teabarry
The phrase that has slipped into my vernacular is "I'm sure I'm sorry."
Also it's bastard sibling (i.e., I sorta made it up) "I'm sure I don't
know."
Teabarry
____________________
Oy, Canada?
Tavie
Besides "FREEEEAK" and "EEEEEEEVIL"??? I think what I mentioned earlier,
"So I don't get anything I want? Well parts of you will be sorry!" Also,
"I'm not being sar-cas-tic!" and "Evil evil liar, dirty dirty white boy,
he lied he lied I lied I lied!" (that's two in one, Kevin and Dave at the
same time). Also, that pose that Hecubus does after Simon says "But
Hecubus I haven't seen the movie yet!!" My friends and I do that *ALL* the
time!
Excellent thread!
Swimmin' the swim in the suds,
Tavie (long a, long e) who, <gasp>, had the pear dream again!
Tavie's Online Shrine to Dave Foley, brought to you by Larissa Mackenzie,
can be seen at http://pages.prodigy.com/lmackenzie/tavedave.htm
"Follow this ASS!" --The immortal Dave Foley, between KITH
snl
Hecubus14
I have used "Eeeeeevil" a lot, and I've just started to say "I'm sure I'm
sorry". There's probably more but I can't think of them now......Oh and
also I sometimes say "I'm more confused than a horny bisexual in an orgy"
but not too often because people tend to look at me like I'm a clearly
insane person.............
Adieu!
Martha "you love me, uh huh whatever" Foley (or Cromar, which is my real
last name, if you wish.) who's been saying Eeeeevil so much that her best
non kith fan friend has started saying it too! sm:)e
"and cows are almost cooing and turtle doves are mooing, which is why a
Pooh (winnie the pooh that is) is poohing in the sun"-from this Grateful
Dead poster my mom has.
"i'm the king of the mercy fuck"-Bruce McCulloch
snl
Tavie
Re: "I'm sure I'm sorry", I've been *meaning* to say that a lot <g> but it
keeps...slipping my mind.
I also say "Will do" a lot.
TPear14361
I say "I'm sure I'm sorry", "scarred for life" and I have said my share of
Buddy quotes, like "I may talk champagne, but I'm strictly beer".
--Tenikia Rochelle
SBFB #0001
Double M Double L #103
Shannon Compton
In <4t905j$7...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> shir...@aol.com (Shira leah)
writes:
>I was just wondering which (KitH -- duh!) quote it is that you all
find
>that you use most often in any social (or anti-social) situation.
I have, of course, developed the habit of gleefully proclaiming
everything EEEEVIL!! Other than that, my friend (recently converted by
yours truly) and I often quote the Chicken Lady, mostly "can I have a
quarter??" or "scarred for life!" And both of us are likely to come
off with a Buddy quote at any given moment, whether or not the
situation warrants it. All of these things earn us strange looks from
the unenlightened masses here in Kentucky that have never heard of
KITH.
Shannon
Ligeia23
i always use these:
-"fucking good ham" - for anything i see, for ham can easily be replaced.
just yesterday i said "this is a fucking good spoon. oh, i mean fine
spoon abounds." at least my family gets it.
-"slipped my mind." a frequent of my mom
-"well i like to put my money in the stock market. well i like to put my
money in cd's. well, i've just renamed your firm meryl lynch and the
flatheads!" my sister and i do this everytime we business boys.
-"do not avoid the hounds of hell..."
-"no." the evil hecubus way. i also make the gesture of putting my
fingers to my lips as dave does in that skit after he's called evil. love
it.
-"i'm thinking of tony..." whenever i mention my friend tony.
still getting the blank stares from everyone i know,
christine.
"I am a man of many demons. Polite demons who would open the door for an
old lady carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless!" -KITH
"I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinate
space, were it not that I have bad dreams." -hamlet
"You're one of the most dangerous men I've ever met...and you're WACKY!"
-speed racer
"Postilion and dream horses will ride on through more dense and
suffocating groves, to sink me to my eyelids in the silken spring."
-arthur rimbaud
snl
Tavie
Thanks Mike, your last one reminded me of another one of my oft-used Kids
phrases-- "Therefore I think that some chips would be a very fine
thing..." subsitute chips with whatever's appropriate.
sonya_webb
In article , shir...@aol.com says...
>
>I was just wondering which (KitH -- duh!) quote it is that you all find
Barbara A. Carr
My list of oft-used phrases in no particular order:
1. Will do. (It makes me laugh internally)
2. I'm sure I'm sorry (and I say it like Scott, still most people don't
ask why my voice changes as I say it).
3. Crush! Crush! Crush! (with the hand motions), followed by:
4. Like PUTTY in my hands.
5. EVIL! EVIL! IMPOLITE AND EVIL! (I even had this as a message on my
screen save at home)
6. Slipped my mind (things do you know)
7. There IS Nobody HHHOOMMMEE! (don't in Kevin's voice with the
appropriate hand gesture).
That's all I can come up with for now. I do also use phrases as situations
happen around me. Meaning, someone says something and my brain fil-o-fax
pulls up the appropriate quote that makes only me laugh since I don't know
many KITH fans amongst friends and co-workers. (I also used to do this
with Python, but I'm a little rusty).
Barb
--
=====================================================================
Barbara A. Carr INTERNET: barb...@utxsvs.cc.utexas.edu
Austin, Texas WWW: http://wwwvms.utexas.edu/~barbcarr/index.html
=====================================================================
jennifermayfloresestaris
Three I just remembered that we couldn't stop saying at the most
inappropriate moments:
"Labels!" (Buddy Cole to the aggresive lesbian baseball player)
"Gimme your hand, ka-chunk ka-chunk! Gimme your hand, ka-chunk ka-chunk!"
"Never put in salt in your eyes. Never put salt in your eyes. Put salt in
your eyes! Always put salt in your eyes!" (then we would put salt in our
eye...aw)
--
JenniferMayFloresEstaris
jenn...@wharton.upenn.edu
http://futures.wharton.upenn.edu/~jennif27/
3323 Lost Valley Drive
Jonesboro, GA 30236
(770) 477-6813
"My greatest fear is not being misunderstood." - Oscar Wilde
Alan Badger
Progbear wrote:
>
> In article <4t905j$7...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, shir...@aol.com (Shira
> leah) writes:
>
> >I was just wondering which (KitH -- duh!) quote it is that you all find
> >that you use most often in any social (or anti-social) situation.
>
> [other stuff I don't want to talk about]
> MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
I have the good fortune to count Mr. Mike among my friends, and at every
public opportunity that arises, I try to cajole him into saying,
"Tammy! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
He does a nifty vocal impression of Scott/Liz. Sorry, Mike, your secret's out
now, don't kill me...
Al "the Pig was Robbed" Badger
Progbear
>I was just wondering which (KitH -- duh!) quote it is that you all find
>that you use most often in any social (or anti-social) situation.
1. "I just don't like pickles!" comes in handy on occasion
2. "You're turning this into a big...huge...FIGHT!" very handy in
situations of unrest
3. "Hello! Allo, Canada!" a good greeting
4. "Crush! Crush!" another good greeting, accompanied by the appropriate
gesture. Often you don't even NEED the verbal part, I find. ;-{)>
5. "Temp! Slut!" I was a temp for a while.
6. "Tanya, what are you doing?"/"Photocopying my breasts, I'm going back
to stripping" See #5
7. "SURPRISE! Todd's 34 today, congratulations Todd!" apprpriate when a
surprise comes up.
8. "And straight people think that being gay is JUST a phase! A very LONG
phase!" good all-purpose quote.
9. "It's a girl drink! Tastes like candy. Don't disappoint me, Ray!"
Whenever I'm at a restaurant, and I see people drinking their strawberry
daiquiris, I think of this one.
10. "Then therefore, may I have some chocolate chips..." Or various
iterations thereof. No reason, it's just fun to say.
MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
N.P.:"Forgotten Sons"-Marillion
DHorn23159
My brother and I have always favored "Mind if I swoop?" and the follow-up,
"Didn't you take me to a Leafs game?" These are actually more useful than
they should be...
--Amy
Ryan Delehanty
I like to say in my best Queen Elizabeth voice "Put that back (insert
persons name here) that's my River!!!" I also like "Like putty in my
hands, these business boys." And my favorite, in a pathetic type voice
"You'll be sorry when were dead, betcha, betcha will, betcha."
and finally "I'm the king of the mercy fuck!!"
Ryan Delehanty
Morg...@teleport.com
Upon coming to a decision, "As it is written, so let it be played!"
followed by garbled noises. For no good reason, "I am the frontman for
evil, Bobby!", "Don't got shoes, just got feet.", and, 'There's this kid
at school..."
Dylan
MMLL #013
--
*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*
KdsInThHal
I think I could speak for a few of us (Judy!) when I say the most used
(IMO, of course) is "We need to get an excorsist in here, and this time
I'm serious, okay?"!!!! :D
luv my new sig?
***
:) sarah, squishin' toes in the mud;
(http://members.aol.com/kdsinthhal/site.html)
--"Someday mother will die and I'll get the money. Mom leans down and says
'My sentiments exactly, you son of a bitch' I palindrome I" - They Might
Be Giants--
--"Jeez; it's the freekin' Village People!" - Kevin McDonald, KITH--
***
snl
Pamela T. Pon
=
"Evil! Evil! [3-syllable word] and Evil!"
=
"My PEN! My PEN!" (and variations thereof)
=
"I'm *not* mad. I'm *NOT* mad! I'm *NOT* MAD!! -- but I *am* going mad,
so there will be a discount."
=
"I'm crrresshhing your head!"
=
"'Cause it's *fresh*."
[beat]
"Fresh out of my body and onto your plate!"
[beat]
[beat]
[beat]
[beat]
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
=
"It was 'Citizen Kane.' It was *Citizen Kane*! *CITIZEN KANE*!!" etc..
=
"We may [describe current state of utter degradation, as appropriate] --
but at least we have our Dignity ... *and* our B.A.'s!"
=
"C'mon li'l buddy ..." (executive Bruce to his weakening heart as it pulses
feebly on desktop -- good when trying to get some office gizmo to work.)
=
(in mournful tones) "Oh please ... pleeeease ... pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeee ..."
=
"... aaaaaaaaaaaannnd SATAN!"
=
[These last 2 are paraphrased, can't remember the exact words]:
=
"Have you ever thought that maybe our leaders are just a bunch of twisted
ASS freaks??" (never spoken aloud but often *thought* while at work)
=
"Let me rephrase that --"
"Oh, you bastard."
=
**** pamela pon p...@best.com
===> Save DUE SOUTH -- write CBS @ 7800 Beverly Blvd, Los Angeles CA 90036
===> Save SPACE: ABOVE & BEYOND -- write FOX @ Box 900, Beverly Hills CA 90213
**** Ride Forever ***** Do or Die ***** Thank you kindly ***** SEMPER FI *****
Melissa H.
I find myself using Lacey's "Oh don't tell me that!" daily. I've also been known
to throw in "Slipped my mind", "I'm just sick about it", "Could be worse, he
coulda, useta, been smart", and possibly my all time favorite, "It's a chicken
kid---I'll leave you alone so's ya can kill it."
Melissa
MMLL # 115
Ryan Ogg
what about "i ascertain that they're just jealous!", or "i ascertain that...
<fill in the blank>"
just about any line from bobby and the devil (if you play guitar)
"i decided to start with the holy trinity of rawk! E-A-B..."
"no guitar mercy!"
or for general use,
"pass the salt, family!" or whatever it might be.
Hecubus14
I just thought of some more that I use. Well I use "I'm the king of the
mercy fuck" a lot because umm well it's my favorite line so yeah. Also I
use "okey dokey pokey" and I sometimes add "eh" to things even though it's
not especially KitH ummm yeah. I just wanted to add something that
happened the other day, well actually my birthday, but see I was at this
restaurant and we ordered this chocolate cake and it had chocolate dusting
all around and I just started cracking up because I thought of that sketch
with the dipping areas and the dusting and all that. My dad and my brother
were looking at me like I was a clearly insane person..... anyway I can't
think of anymore quotes now....oh yeah I also say "i'm here to serve you
master......and sssssssatan!" too. ok then..........oh yeah and "always
embrace the hellfire, Hellfire, HELLFIRE!".........
Adieu!
Martha "you love me, uh huh whatever" Foley (or Cromar, which is my real
last name, if you wish.) who's been saying Eeeeevil so much that her best
non kith fan friend has started saying it too! sm:)e
"and cows are almost cooing and turtle doves are mooing, which is why a
Pooh (winnie the pooh that is) is poohing in the sun"-from this Grateful
Dead poster my mom has.
snl
Tavie
"and I sometimes add "eh" to things even though it's
not especially KitH ummm yeah."
Ryan Delehanty
shir...@aol.com (Shira leah) wrote:
>I was just wondering which (KitH -- duh!) quote it is that you all find
>that you use most often in any social (or anti-social) situation.
One of my other favorites is I act really serious, like I'm going to
tell a big secret and say "There's this guy, Tony, and this girl, and
they're naked." Then usually one of my friends yells out "Ya Lost
Me!"
Ryan Delehanty
Jason
Just starting off for I'm sure I'll think of more. Well for the last
two months of school my friend wanted me to bring in video game code sheet
and I kept saying. " Will do" Followed by slipped my mind. He got really
pissed off. And to this day I haven't given it to me. Also since I do such a
good impression of Kevins characters, my freind at school at least 20 mtimes
a day asked me too say "I want some tea some chamoline tea please" "Give
me some tea ya bastard before I kick the shit out of you" I also do Kevin's
screaming regulary perfectly for I am so good. And one of my favs is
"JeeeeSuuuuSSSSSSS" followed by Scotts annoyed face. Also i sing Do a
dear and the French trapper song. Also to get my way a lot I use"I'm gonna
hold my breath until I turn gay" Oh and I tell , especially at baseball games for
I am a rider on the pine" I tell Gavins stupid stories or say "I have read"
followed by one of my own bullshit stories to piss of or entertain my fellow
teamates.
"I wouldn't now a good question if it were shoved down my throat and pulled
out my ass" I dare you tell me what sketch that is from?!.
"I love my... i love my... I love my answering machine"
KdsInThHal
>>"I'm sure I'm sorry!!" <--immensly useful!<<
Oh my god! I'm sure I'm sorry I forgot aboot that one! *That's* my
over-used quote!!
LKW1973
>Does anyone else find this to be true with a particular quote (or
>quotes) or is it just me?
Hi!
Well, I guess this could sort of count. My friend and fellow KITH freak
Jennifer and I had a KITH thing we did when we didn't know what to say.
Like, when one of those gaps in a conversation got kind of unbearable, or
when we saw something really weird or really boring on T.V. or somewhere,
we would put on our best Westin and Virgil faces (making our lips into
perfect squares,) and say, "Yah. Yah. Do you think he's gay? Yah." If
we were by ourselves it was completely hilarious. If we were with other
people, it kind of lost its effect, ya know.
"Yah. Yah. Do you think he's gay? YAH!!"
:) Laura
_/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/`
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. _/` _/`
_/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/`
~~ R.E.M. KITH OICM3H ~~
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
http://home.aol.com/LKW1973
snl
Ryan Delehanty
====> Save CityLimits ---- write much...@muchmusic.com
Sincerely Ryan Delehanty (please for the love of god save it!!!!)
UltimateHB
In article <4tevd6$e...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, lkw...@aol.com (LKW1973)
writes:
>Jennifer and I had a KITH thing we did when we didn't know what to say.
>Like, when one of those gaps in a conversation got kind of unbearable, or
>when we saw something really weird or really boring on T.V. or somewhere,
>we would put on our best Westin and Virgil faces (making our lips into
>perfect squares,) and say, "Yah. Yah. Do you think he's gay? Yah."
If
>we were by ourselves it was completely hilarious. If we were with other
>people, it kind of lost its effect, ya know.
>
Another fun activity during an awkward pause in the conversation...in your
best Buddy Cole voice, chime in, "If you were stranded on a deserted
island..." ;)
Heather "I'm into...Vincent Price movies...and shiny things" Baldwin
Ultim...@aol.com
MMLL #216
Shira leah
Jason writes:
>"I wouldn't now a good question if it were shoved down my throat and
pulled
>out my ass" I dare you tell me what sketch that is from?!.
Oh, that's easy, especially 'cause it was just on! Forgive me, for I know
not the correct name, but Dave says it when he's giving some bullshit talk
about some business thing going blah blah blah and then they accuse him of
being a fraud, followed up by telling him he's the new East Coast sales
manager.
KdsInThHal
>>"I wouldn't now a good question if it were shoved down my throat and
pulled
out my ass" I dare you tell me what sketch that is from?!.<<
It was the one where Dave knows he's a fraud b's'nessman and he knows
he'll be found out, and while he's saying "blah blah blah" to the meeting,
he's thinking other stuff in his head. It's in the episode with Mark's
nudity monologue.
KdsInThHal
>>Speaking of video games, Erica thinks there should be a KITH one. <<
Well, I thought Buddy was working on a VR program? <g>
st...@jetson.uh.edu
ta...@aol.com (Tavie) wrote:
>"and I sometimes add "eh" to things even though it's
>not especially KitH ummm yeah."
Speaking of which, my friend told me this joke after she got sick of me
saying "Eh" all the time...
How many letters are in the Canadian alphabet?
52...A, eh, B, eh, C, eh...you get the point. :)
Tam
--
Recipe for Happiness Pie:
"Well, there's two cups love, a cup and a half of understaning,
a tablespoon of good old-fashioned compassion...sugar to taste,
and you know what? The ovens are our hearts..."
--Death Lurks
Judith C. Wang
I always say:
"We need to get an exorcist in here, and this time I'm serious?"
"Would you stop the world?"
"I've lost my Indian drum! Soom it will be Autumn! My God, what have I
done!!"
"I'm sure I'm sorry!!" <--immensly useful!
That do do do do do thing that Kevin and Scott do when they're chasing Dave
and Mark around as a crossing guard and a chef when I'm bored and it
bothers all of my friends something awful! : D
Judy
--
Judy Wang fy...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu
"You cried a tear, I wiped it dry. I put you up upon a pedestal so high. If
you should waver, if you should sway, I'd catch you, spread my tiny wings and
fly away." - Barenaked Ladies, BOAPS
Tavie
Speaking of video games, Erica thinks there should be a KITH one. You'd
have to go to different levels--the Pit, Tammy's Apartment, Buddy's Bar...
your mode of transportation would be Flying Pig...she hasn't decided
whether the player gets to be himself or has to chose amongst a list of
characters. But I think it's a cool idea and I demand someone make one
here and now. :)
UltimateHB
>
>"I wouldn't now a good question if it were shoved down my throat and
pulled
>out my ass" I dare you tell me what sketch that is from?!.
>
That's from the sketch where Dave is giving a business presentation, but
he's actually only saying "Blah blah blah...", vut he's thinking about how
much of a fraud he is.
ci...@direct.ca
When ever I get caught doing something I usually find myself saying:
"NOTHING.....I was doing Nothing" -from "the Beard" skit, don't ask why....sometimes KITH quotes will
just fly out of my mouth without me even realizing it -especially when I'm drunk ;) I also constantly have
KITH scenes stuck in my head, just playing over and over,like when I got fired from my
job(no big loss, really) a few months ago -while my boss was talking to me, the only thing I could think
of was that "Gotcha" skit in the last season when Mark's character gets fired and Kevin starts yelling
"Starve you bastard, starve. You unemployed loser" Or whenever I hear a song by the Police I think
of the Theo the English Teacher skit where Dave whips out his guitar and starts singing "Don't Stand...
Don't stand too close to ME" then Bruce mouths something like "I love that song" ROTFL just thinking
about it :)
cindy
Progbear
In article <31F9B9...@pacbell.net>, Alan Badger <aba...@pacbell.net>
writes:
> have the good fortune to count Mr. Mike among my friends, and at every
>public opportunity that arises, I try to cajole him into saying,
>
>"Tammy! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
>
>He does a nifty vocal impression of Scott/Liz. Sorry, Mike, your
secret's
>out
>now, don't kill me...
Al and I are unstoppable KITH quoters when we get together. Is it any
wonder no one else will associate with us when we get together? ;-{)>
MIKE (Pinole, CA)
"Do you have a boyfriend, Tammy?"
"No, I'm too busy with my career to worry about boys. There'll be plenty
of time for boys, after I get married! Next question!"
UltimateHB
In article <4tghk4$2...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, ta...@aol.com (Tavie)
writes:
>Speaking of video games, Erica thinks there should be a KITH one. You'd
>have to go to different levels--the Pit, Tammy's Apartment, Buddy's
Bar...
>your mode of transportation would be Flying Pig...she hasn't decided
>whether the player gets to be himself or has to chose amongst a list of
>characters. But I think it's a cool idea and I demand someone make one
>here and now. :)
>
"Far out, dude, you read my mind!" I was thinking the same thing!
Actually, what inspired me was the Monty Python CD-Rom, which I bought
last year. It's really cool, but I got to thinking, "Wouldn't it be cool
if there was a KITH CD-Rom? Then my life would be complete!" :) There
could be an arcade-style game (and if you can two players, they could be
Jerry and Jerry Sizzler). Some of the villains could be: the chicken lady
(w/ her deadly orgasm explosions), Mr. Tyzic, Cabbagehead, Simon and
Hecubus, and of course, Satan. There would be really cool animation and
sounds. And Tavie, I like your idea about the scenes for the different
levels. Oh wow, this would be so great! I think after I graduate from
Macalester, I'll move to Seattle, get employed by Microsoft, and go right
to work on this thing. :) (Actually, this summer I'm taking a computer
graphics class, but I have NO IDEA how to do a CD-Rom.) But the program
would include wallpaper pictures, icons, video clips, and sounds that you
can download, just like the Monty Python thing has. Hee hee, this is so
cool! Okay, I'm ranting now, I'll stop... :)
Diana Cecilia Chavez
<snip>
> I was a Teen-Age Nintendo Freak,
> Jennifer
>
Me too, me too! And everyone thought I was a freak because I was a girl!
Diana
KMAS #0019
DRAG #B
Fight on, Trojans!!
KdsInThHal
>>some AT&T phone people *keep* calling and they are so
annoying, always asking to talk to my mom when she's not home and they
keep calling back, so finally I said to one, "I'm sorry, we're not
interested in your service because we don't have a phone." Dead silence
on the other end. Heh heh heh . . . <<
Rotfl! That's good! I think i'll actually answer the phone next time it
rings. I signed on just to get away from the rings that keep occurring
ev'ry 5 minutes,
Tavie
Lisa-- ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Dew to drink!!!!
Stephanie-- ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Don't have a phone!!!
Damn!!
UltimateHB
In article <4tj2um$q...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, shir...@aol.com (Shira
leah) writes:
>keep calling back, so finally I said to one, "I'm sorry, we're not
>interested in your service because we don't have a phone." Dead silence
>on the other end. Heh heh heh . . .
>
"What kind of a *freak* doesn't have a phone?"
"A freak that works in the mail room. Now go to sleep, son."
"Aw, Dad, I can't sleep, trying to piece together this sloppy narrative."
Hee hee, I couldn't resist.
Heather Baldwin
Ultim...@aol.com
MMLL #216
Best KITH line from a non-Kid: "Yeah, Dad, listen, I've been thinking
about what I've done and...I'd really like my pot back."
Lisa Hixson
>>Does anyone else find this to be true with a particular quote (or
>>quotes) or is it just me?
Whenever I ask my fiance why he did some particular thing (usually
without thinking :) ) he likes to say, "I must have had too much dew to
drink." And, of course, we both like to say (at the appropriate moment),
"I'm hot, hot for you"
in our best Chicken Lady voice.
Lisa
jennifermayfloresestaris
Tavie (ta...@aol.com) wrote:
: Speaking of video games, Erica thinks there should be a KITH one. You'd
: have to go to different levels--the Pit, Tammy's Apartment, Buddy's Bar...
: your mode of transportation would be Flying Pig...she hasn't decided
: whether the player gets to be himself or has to chose amongst a list of
: characters. But I think it's a cool idea and I demand someone make one
: here and now. :)
AWESOME!!! And at the end, if you win, you get to touch Bellini!
Id' make it so you could choose between the five guys, and in each land you get to
choosse a character they play, each one with it's pluses and minuses. Of course,
I'd alwasy choose Kevin McDonald (probably as Hecubus, after all, he has Satan on
his side)...Okay okay, I'd choose Dave in drag, because it'd turn me on. . . Okay
okay I'd choose Scott as Buddy, because he's really the athletic power. And Mark
would have this secret power, head crushing, while Bruce could dress up as a
flying pig (kinda like Super Mario III when he could turn into a flying racoon)...
See, just like Mortal Combat, they all have these secret powers.
I was a Teen-Age Nintendo Freak,
Jennifer
--
JenniferMayFloresEstaris
jenn...@wharton.upenn.edu
http://futures.wharton.upenn.edu/~jennif27/
3323 Lost Valley Drive
Jonesboro, GA 30236
(770) 477-6813
"My greatest fear is not being misunderstood." - Oscar Wilde
Holly Ann Vincent
well, as my sig once showed, I like "trippy, very trippy" I also love a
good "evil, evil, evil, impolite and evil"
and yes, whenever we go out to a "fine dining" restaurant, my mom,
grandma and I laugh about the dessert with flair sketch wherer they obsess
about how to present it, that was mentioned by someone else....
H:)
--
c'mon get happy
NuttyBunny3
Diana Cecilia Chavez wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> > I was a Teen-Age Nintendo Freak,
> > Jennifer
> >
>
>
> Diana
> KMAS #0019
> DRAG #B
> Fight on, Trojans!!
That's what people thought about me and hockey. I am a huge Vancouver
Canucks fan and about a year ago I went to an exhibition game between
Vancouver and Calgary. Two guys were sitting in front of me and my friend
and one asked "I wonder how old Trevor Linden is?" And I piped up from
behind "twenty-four" and they turned around looked at me and said in that
but-you're-just-a-girl voice "how do *you* know that?" and I pulled out a
Trevor Linden hockey card and said "because I have his card." All the
response I got from them after that was a feeble "oh." Unfortunately I
guess it got out that I was a Canuck fan (well of course I did wear my
$300 jersey every other day ;) and people I had never met would come up
to me and say "Vancouver sucks" or "Vancouver rules" or "Bure, eh? eh?
eh?" And give me a guy-punch on the arm. I think I inadvertantly became
one of the boys.
-Tammy
(who would have contest in math to see who could name the most
defensemen on a particular team.)
Jennifer Cook
The Moon Laughs Knowingly
The Moon Laughs
The Moon
THE!
bye,
jen
Jason
I think we should write into a company somewhere adn get it
rolling. Why wouldnt they make a game about the kids they made one out of
Waynes World! I think it would be really funny game!
Jason Kocher
Tenikia Pearson
Tavie wrote:
>
> Speaking of video games, Erica thinks there should be a KITH one. You'd
> have to go to different levels--the Pit, Tammy's Apartment, Buddy's Bar...
> your mode of transportation would be Flying Pig...she hasn't decided
> whether the player gets to be himself or has to chose amongst a list of
> characters. But I think it's a cool idea and I demand someone make one
> here and now. :)
>
> Tavie (long a, long e) who, <gasp>, had the pear dream again!
> Tavie's Online Shrine to Dave Foley, brought to you by Larissa Mackenzie,
> can be seen at http://pages.prodigy.com/lmackenzie/tavedave.htm
> "Follow this ASS!" --The immortal Dave Foley, between KITH
> snl
A KITH video game would be a thrill! One stage could even be one of the
many offices or desks at A.T. & Love. That's one game I'd play all the
time and beat anyone in my house at playing. Someone at some
fancy-schmancy video game company...hear our pleas!!!!
one of the 'happy call girls' Grivo referred to in "Happiness Pie" is...
Tenikia Rochelle
SBFB #0001
Double M Double L #103
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"The drug is made from monkey cum."-Mark McKinney as 'Bigot Cabbie', BC
"A role model for teenage girls and fags everywhere...TAMMY!"
-Scott Thompson as 'Buddy Cole', KITH
"Put a couple of bills in, man, and see six minutes of balls..."
-Liz Phair, "Six Dick Pimp" (you know the soundtrack!)
Tenikia Pearson
I find myself saying the following:
1. 'eh'
2. 'one hand clapping against the other makes a wonderful sound for...'
3. 'i'm just not good at small talk, you prick' (works great at a club)
4. 'take things one step at a time, one clinging, desperate, obsessive
step at a time'
5. 'you leave me precious little alternative'
6. 'i may talk champagne, but i'm strictly beer'
7. 'can i have a round of applause for absolutely nothing at all?'
8. 'it does everything but pay for itself'
i know, i know...i'm a sad individual...well, maybe not!
Progbear
In article <31FF0E...@sprynet.com>, Tenikia Pearson <sb...@sprynet.com>
writes:
>1. 'eh'
not really a KITH quote, wouldn't you say. Just a Canadian-ism,
n'est-ce pas?
>7. 'can i have a round of applause for absolutely nothing at all?'
what's this from???
MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
Tenikia Pearson
KdsInThHal wrote:
>
> >>"I'm sure I'm sorry!!" <--immensly useful!<<
>
> over-used quote!!
>
Geez! I use that one too and I forgot to mention it!!
Jason Kocher
>>7. 'can i have a round of applause for absolutely nothing at all?'
>
> what's this from???
>
> MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
Its from the sketch where Bruce and Mark are salesmen. Bruce
is Gezbo the Video selling clown. That or the one where they're sellin the
Gimmel 100 to Old People.
Jason Kocher
Derrick Wong
Ditto for me. I even read "Electronic Games Monthly." I also had the
Turbo-Graphx 16, and I still think Bonk's Adventure is one of the cutest
games on the planet.
And off topic: Oh my God! Was that Dennis Miller I just saw in a
commmercial for "Tales From the Crypt: Bordello of Blood!"
--Stacy
tragically still in love with Chris Holmes from Yum-Yum
KMAS 39
SSSM 39
SBFB 4
MMLL 107
Tavie
Yes, that was Dennis Miller.
Morg...@teleport.com
I wanted Atari but I got Intellivision because it was on sale. Burgertime
was my best game. All the cool games were on Atari.
Dylan
--
*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*
Jason Kocher
In article <Morgaine-020...@ip-newport1-22.teleport.com>,
Morg...@teleport.com says...
on a see saw and you have catch the other on the one end and if not splat.
My mom would always crack up. Then again shes now on medication. Just
kidding!
"Are you for real BITCH!" Kathy with a K!
"The day they switched to De-Caf"
Jason Kocher
Progbear
In article <Morgaine-020...@ip-newport1-22.teleport.com>,
Morg...@teleport.com (Morg...@teleport.com) writes:
>I wanted Atari but I got Intellivision because it was on sale.
Burgertime
>was my best game. All the cool games were on Atari.
Ah, I remember the Atari 2600. Now the staple of garage sales and
flea-markets everywhere, the 2600 (not to be confused with the ARP 2600
telephone-exchange synthesizer) was once the cutting edge of home
video-game technology. I need to get new paddles for mine so I can play
"Circus Atari" again. "BOING! BOING! BOING! CRASH!!!"
MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
Lisa Hixson
I forgot this one. Whenever my fiance calls me from work, and the machine
picks up, he says, "Answer the phone prick" :)
Lisa
caro
KitH Quotes I use the most:
1) "Oh the beaver! What were we thinking? Where were our heads? We've
got to learn to think with our heads!"
2) "WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!" ala the Sizzler Sisters
3)"I love him!" "But *I* love him"
4) "I'm Jerri Sizzler and this is my sister..." "Jerri Sizzler!"
5) "Don't brame me! I stub my toe..."
Chicken Lady
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot."
--Ramon Maria Narvaez, in B. Conrad, Famous Last Words
Jennifer Gardner
>>7. 'can i have a round of applause for absolutely nothing at all?'
>
> what's this from???
>
> MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
Hmmm---I'm going to hazard and guess and say that that one is from one of
the sketches where Bruce and Mark play the two underhanded salesmen....??
Am I correct, anyone????
Djinifer
Djin's Kids in the Hall Audio Page
http://pages.prodigy.com/djinifer/
"Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean, all you get
is one trick - rational thinking. But if you're good and crazy, ooh ooh
ooh! The sky's the limit!" - The Tick
Tenikia Pearson
Yep, that's from one of those underhanded salesmen sketches.
RJPV4kol
I always use "Don't blame me, I stubbed my toe."
RJPV4kol
RJPV4kol
-When someone borrows my pen, sometimes I unconsciously say "My Pen, My
Pen."
RJPV4kol
11. Don't blame me, I stubbed my toe.
ERigby1000
OK so this thread ended about 5 days ago, but I don't have to explain
myself I've been at camp. As I might have mentioned since then EVIL has
become a staple in my vocabulary and I don't even mean to do it. On the
last day of Public Speaking we had to give impromptu one minute speaches
on silly topics like camp food and pets and I got up there to talk about
my *evil* bichon frise who is very *evil* because she is more than 2
*evil* years old and still does *evil* "business" in the house. She runs
around like an *evil* fool (I was REALLY tempted to say "puppy of
purgatory" but for some reason I didn't)... etc... etc... I got a 5 on a
range from 1-10. *Evil* I've also taken "I'm sure I'm sorry" into other
contexts- "I'm sure I'm thankful" "I'm sure I'm happy" "I'm sure I'm glad
to see you" "I'm sure I'll miss you" etc... etc... "Slipped my mind" comes
up alot, basically because ALOT of things slip my mind. "We've got to
learn to think with our heads!" from the Jacques and Francois quote
mentioned earlier... Um, since all my friends at camp were pretty new to
KitH whenever we wanted to change the subject someone would say, "Terriers
are my very favorite breed" and "Danny I'm killing my eyes!" was a big one
for them too. And we'd often say, "Sugar to taste..." right in the middle
of sentences. That's all I can think of camp wise. I also often say
"Obviously" just like Bruce in the sketch you know, that guy who doesn't
have much of a memory, and then Scott's 100th waiter? I say that
*alot*.... Oh and one more, this is more paraphrased than anything else
but- "What are you some kind of twisted ass freak?" I love saying that.
There's the ever so common, "Trippy, very trippy" and "We need to get an
excorcist in here, and this time, I mean it" Since I'm ALWAYS with my
video camera I always say, "We could get tapes, video tapes" there are
more....
Oh and I also say, "[uh]Oh, yeah" it's not KitH it's NewsRadio, I don't
know what episode, but all I know is that I say it in the exact sarcastic
tone as Dave did (it was prob'ly the fire episode) and I say it ALOT.
"Having fun?" "[uh]Oh, yeah..." etc... etc...
OK I'm done, there are prob'ly more but I donno right now.
~ERIN~
who's going to see Conan O'Brien's 3rd anniversary show and just found out
like 5 minutes ago so nyah nyah nyah... OK, so it's not the *coolest*
thing in the world but I'm damn happy damnit.
Progbear
I remembered a quote from "Brain Candy" that my friend Urso and I were
using with such frequency, we had to promise each other to stop using it,
lest it become overdone. That would be "How pleasing!" followed by
applause. No one ever recognizes this quote when I tell them, so allow me
to explain. Remember at the press conference when they present the check
to the couple whose mother has been checked into the comatorium? Well the
"yes woman" (not played by one of the kids) who is posing as a press
photographer says, "Wow! That's a lot of money! How pleasing!"
MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
Tavie
Mike,
What a GREAT freakin' quote! I'm dismayed that I didn't pick up on it
before. That is *such* a coo, Tavieish sort of thing to say. "How
pleasing!"
Cheesonics
Late survey response:
KITH phrase used most often in our household...is....
Simon Milligan's "...but demons nonetheLESS!!" in rising Kevin
hysteria-tone. We use the "nonetheless" phraseology lots of ways, as in,
"It's very delicious canned soup, but it's canned soup nonetheLESS!"
Fine ham abounds,
Nessa and Peter
______________________
Cheesonics = Ness & Pete
We collect K-Tels (someone's gotta do it!)