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Jarielle

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All right, it's bad enough living with an obsession one can't admit to
in public without alot of groans and weird looks (highlander and the
gerogeous immortal hero), and that this show and ng take up so much
time (in the most pleasurable way), but SOMEONE had to mention a novel
named "Outlander" in a post, along with alot of rave reviews from
other ath-ers, and now I am deep into this book, at a time when I have
so little free time...<sigh>

Admitting a complete lack of self control on my part, how am I going
to get through the very last 6 weeks of this master's program I'm
finishing if I am stuck reading a novel that I can't put down?

Sorry for the rant. Just had to get it off my chest.
But it certainly is a fun book!

Jarie (obsessed, undisciplined, single mom, grad student and full time
systems analyst, about to go under!)

Jarielle

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On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 02:42:02 GMT, g...@way.com (highlandress) wrote:

>Dearest Jarie,
>
>That was me you need to kill about suggesting Outlander so I'll allow
>you the VR thwacks on my head cuz from the way it sounds...you're
>swamped and I have to give you very much credit for all the things
>you've taken on. That said, the book is thick and even I <short
>attention span> couldn't put it down. I know you're gonna love it.
>Tons of laughs and btw here are your kleenexes in advance <trying to
>shove 'em through the puter screen> cuz WOW, there are some *really*
>good tear-jerker moments. I can't wait to read the sequels. I'm sorry
>to have taken up your ever-so-thinly-stretched time with another post
>but I just had to apologize and tell ya how much your gonna like it
>all at once. What can I say, I'm a wishy-washy girl. But then, it's a
>wishy-washy world. Enjoy! And here's the VR bat for you to thwack me
>with.<g>
>
>-Nix <Am I the only one that sees those little birdies flyin around my
>head?>
>
Dear Nix,

<vr> THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! <vr>

Whew! I needed that. I started this book last night, late, and as of
today I am on page 477. I had to force myself to put it down, because
I have these papers to finish and a Tuesday final to study for!
(Taking a HL break right now!).

All that being said, thanks!

Jarie (get off the computer, Jarie, are you listening to me???)

Jarielle

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On 29 Jun 1998 00:51:23 EDT, Cindi Casby <cac...@mail.concentric.net>
wrote:
>
>Jarie - I sympathize. I have a huge test at the end of July,
>and feel
>funny spending time here too. <At least now I know to wait
>to read
>Outlander till AFTER my exam.> If THWACKING Nix didn't
>solve the
>problem I suggest pacing yourself. I use HL as a reward for
>meeting
>my study goals (after so many hours I get a 1 hour HL break
>for the
>show, ATH, fanfic or whatever.) At least that reduces the
>guilt, and
>using the carrot instead of the stick helps get the job
>done. How
>long are the chapters in the book? Maybe you could make a
>deal with
>yourself... Just a thought.
>
>Cindi

Yes, this approach is how I normally try to get through these times.
Somehow, I lost control this weekend, I think I managed to rally
somewhat and get some work done last night....

Just a warnig, do not buy this book until your exam is passed!

Thanks, Jarie


Jarielle

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On 29 Jun 1998 11:33:14 GMT, cathy...@frontiernet.net (Cathy)
wrote:

><sigh> I guess someone here has to be the responsible adult. PUT down
>that book and study for your exam! There..did that help? No...well I
>guess I'm gonna have to confiscate said book and while you're at it would
>you get the rest of the series so I can read...uh...confiscate them too?
>

Thanks, mom. I have already forbidden myself to go anywhere near a
bookstore until after Aug 8. (Does browsing Amazon.com count?).

Jarie (moping)

Jarielle

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On 29 Jun 1998 13:22:02 GMT, hire...@aol.com (HiRene23) wrote:

>>>Don't tell her about the Outlander newsgroup at alt.books.outlander...she
>>will
>>>never leave the compute
>
>Great, thanks a lot Denise.... just what I need, ANOTHER board to read!
>
>Oh and let's hope our poor overworked student doesn't find out about the Diana
>Gabaldon home page....
>http://www.cco.caltech.edu/~gatti/gabaldon/gabaldon.html
>
>Irene

>And Denise wrote:

>Shhh!!!! No one tell her it the first of a series of FOUR books!!

You guys are mean! (That's why I like it here!).

Jarie

Jarielle

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On 29 Jun 1998 18:30:37 GMT, geo...@aol.com (Geo622) wrote:

>whos the author of Outlander?
>Thnks
>Chily


Diana Gabaldon.

Jarie

highlandress

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Dearest Jarie,

That was me you need to kill about suggesting Outlander so I'll allow
you the VR thwacks on my head cuz from the way it sounds...you're
swamped and I have to give you very much credit for all the things
you've taken on. That said, the book is thick and even I <short
attention span> couldn't put it down. I know you're gonna love it.
Tons of laughs and btw here are your kleenexes in advance <trying to
shove 'em through the puter screen> cuz WOW, there are some *really*
good tear-jerker moments. I can't wait to read the sequels. I'm sorry
to have taken up your ever-so-thinly-stretched time with another post
but I just had to apologize and tell ya how much your gonna like it
all at once. What can I say, I'm a wishy-washy girl. But then, it's a
wishy-washy world. Enjoy! And here's the VR bat for you to thwack me
with.<g>

-Nix <Am I the only one that sees those little birdies flyin around my
head?>


On Sun, 28 Jun 1998 01:49:16 GMT, jari...@ix.netcom.com (Jarielle)
wrote:

E-m@il @ddy:
nh19 at hotmail dot com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What he had hoped for was his ruin
and what he had feared his salvation."
(The Neverending Story)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cindi Casby

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Jarielle wrote:
>
> On Mon, 29 Jun 1998 02:42:02 GMT, g...@way.com (highlandress) wrote:
>
> >Dearest Jarie,
> >
> >That was me you need to kill about suggesting Outlander so I'll allow
> >you the VR thwacks on my head cuz from the way it sounds...you're
> >swamped and I have to give you very much credit for all the things
> >you've taken on. That said, the book is thick and even I <short
> >attention span> couldn't put it down. I know you're gonna love it.
> >Tons of laughs and btw here are your kleenexes in advance <trying to
> >shove 'em through the puter screen> cuz WOW, there are some *really*
> >good tear-jerker moments. I can't wait to read the sequels. I'm sorry
> >to have taken up your ever-so-thinly-stretched time with another post
> >but I just had to apologize and tell ya how much your gonna like it
> >all at once. What can I say, I'm a wishy-washy girl. But then, it's a
> >wishy-washy world. Enjoy! And here's the VR bat for you to thwack me
> >with.<g>
> >
> >-Nix <Am I the only one that sees those little birdies flyin around my
> >head?>
> >
> Dear Nix,
>
> <vr> THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! <vr>
>
> Whew! I needed that. I started this book last night, late, and as of
> today I am on page 477. I had to force myself to put it down, because
> I have these papers to finish and a Tuesday final to study for!
> (Taking a HL break right now!).
>
> All that being said, thanks!
>
> Jarie (get off the computer, Jarie, are you listening to me???)

Jarie - I sympathize. I have a huge test at the end of July,

HilandVeil

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>Admitting a complete lack of self control on my part, how am I going
>to get through the very last 6 weeks of this master's program I'm
>finishing if I am stuck reading a novel that I can't put down?
>
>Sorry for the rant. Just had to get it off my chest.
>But it certainly is a fun book!
>

Shhh!!!! No one tell her it the first of a series of FOUR books!!

Denise
Hilan...@aol.com
"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards and in high heels"

HilandVeil

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I forgot to mention also:

Don't tell her about the Outlander newsgroup at alt.books.outlander...she will

never leave the computer!

hee hee hee

Cathy

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<sigh> I guess someone here has to be the responsible adult. PUT down
that book and study for your exam! There..did that help? No...well I
guess I'm gonna have to confiscate said book and while you're at it would
you get the rest of the series so I can read...uh...confiscate them too?

In article <199806290603...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
hilan...@aol.com (HilandVeil) wrote:

--
Laughter makes life worthwhile

real email address is ca...@frontiernet.net

HiRene23

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>>Don't tell her about the Outlander newsgroup at alt.books.outlander...she
>will

Highla6262

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I'll have to add this to the growing number of books I want to read. The past
several weks I've made several trips to the bookstore. Not to mention the fact
that I must have four full bookshelves that I haven't read yet! What can I
say, I'm a book junky!

Karen E.

Shomeret

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I'm currently reading the fourth book in the series, DRUMS OF AUTUMN (all four
are tomes)and getting angry at Roger. I still think Gabaldon's best is
DRAGONFLY IN AMBER, the novel about trying to prevent the Battle of Culloden,
but the series isn't complete. I visited Gabaldon's website and read about
future volumes.

Shomeret

Geo622

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Geo622

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>>whos the author of Outlander?
>>Thnks
>>Chily
>
>
>Diana Gabaldon.
>
>Jarie
>
>
>
>
>
>

thank you
Chily

Lkeeper

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I have just finished reading "Outlander" and "Dragonfly in Amber," and am now
almost halfway through "Voyager."
I can't remember when I've enjoyed reading a series like this. I think it's
probably the only thing that could have gotten me to spend less time on the
computer, and more time reading. I am enjoying the hell out of these books.

Debbie (Lkeeper)

Philippa Chapman

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Ahh, yes. Just finished the fourth. Ohhh, Jamie Fraser <SIGH>. And Roger
<wowee> (who, apart from having the wrong coloured eyes, was played
throughout by Adrian Paul, in my head). Yes, some bits were very
disturbing, blood-thirsty (but so were the times), there was a villain one
could have cheerfully taken apart with one's bare hands (he's up there with
Mr Morden and Bester [spit] in my hate list) and a couple of strong
heroines. What a read.... Diane helpfully gives an e-mail contact in her
last book, so I wrote and expressed my admiration. I'll let you know
anything that can be shared.

Philippa
+---------------------------------+
| |
| Philippa Chapman, |
| Glastonbury, Somerset, UK. |
| |
| <phil...@dapc.globalnet.co.uk> |
| |
| ) |
| O{\\\\\O}:::|----------------- |
| ) |
| |
| There can be only One...waiting |
| for the final Leap Home. |
| |
+---------------------------------+

Lady Lhia

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You can try reading who the other people who read the book are casting for
the movie..... on alt.books.outlander newsgroup..... And well OF course add
a few suggestions.....

--
Lady Lhia @-----,----'------

**************************************
I don't Know but I been told
You never slow down you
Never grow old.......
Tom Petty

Lady Lhia

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nope got that one wrong... first in a series of 6 books... the other 2
aren't out yet

Lady Lhia

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Oki I wrote to Diana awhile ago and asked IF she would consider tying in DM
and the outlander series and this was the answer I got
****************************************************************************
***
(snip)

No, I'm afraid I wouldn't think of doing a tie-in book with Jamie Fraser
and Duncan McLeod. Aside from the fact that I don't have any particular
interest in such a project (I have way more ideas than I can write, as it is
<g>), there's a small matter of copyright involved.

I.e., you (one) can't just take an interesting character from someone
else's creation and write stories involving them. People may not write
stories involving Jamie Fraser and Claire Randall without my permission, and
by the same token, all the books done re "Highlander" are done strictly by
permission of whatever corporate entity owns the concept and character of
Duncan McLeod--in fact, they are commissioned by that entity, just as the
Star Trek and Star Wars books are commissioned by Paramount or whoever.

I'm happy to hear that people on your newsgroup are interested in my
books, though, and I hope they'll enjoy the rest of the series (there will
be
two more novels, plus a prequel book involving Jamie Fraser's parents), and
THE OUTLANDISH COMPANION, a small accompaniment that gives family trees,
maps, bibliographies, stories about where the characters came from, Gaelic
pronunciation guides, research methods, etc. The COMPANION will be out in
April of '99--or so the publisher tells me.

Best wishes,

--Diana

Christy

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RE: D. Gabaldon's "Outlander" series
______________

I actually read the last book first by accident. I saw a book review
for "Drums of Autumn" when it came out last fall and picked it up.

Then I realized that it was the last of a four book series and had to go
out immediately and hunt down the other three (and Dragonfly in Amber
was rather hard to find, I had to wander thru three bookstores) and then
read them in about two weeks.

Imagine what it was like reading the first three, all the while knowing
the ending of the whole thing! That'll teach me to read the fly leaf
from now on before I jump into a new book.

Although I am glad that I didn't read them in order as they came out.
It was hard enough waiting thru the summer for the ending of the AAA
arc, I don't know what I would have done having to wait for Ms.
Gabaldon to write another book and get it published <g>.

Christy

******************************************
"For some it is performance, for others, patronage, they are two sides
of the same coin." - The Player (Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead)


Susan Markov

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Jarielle wrote in message <35974526...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>...


>On 29 Jun 1998 11:33:14 GMT, cathy...@frontiernet.net (Cathy)
>wrote:
>

>><sigh> I guess someone here has to be the responsible adult. PUT
down
>>that book and study for your exam! There..did that help? No...well I
>>guess I'm gonna have to confiscate said book and while you're at it
would
>>you get the rest of the series so I can read...uh...confiscate them
too?
>>
>

>Thanks, mom. I have already forbidden myself to go anywhere near a
>bookstore until after Aug 8. (Does browsing Amazon.com count?).
>
>Jarie (moping)


Well, I guess I am no help at all! I was going
to suggest that you read faster and stop sleeping.

Just kidding, BTW : )

Susan M.


Cathy

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Uhhh...yup...browsing counts. (I can spend hours browsing at Amazon not
to mention the damage I can do to my Mastercard debit card!)

In article <35974526...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, jari...@ix.netcom.com
(Jarielle) wrote:

>On 29 Jun 1998 11:33:14 GMT, cathy...@frontiernet.net (Cathy)
>wrote:
>
>><sigh> I guess someone here has to be the responsible adult. PUT down
>>that book and study for your exam! There..did that help? No...well I
>>guess I'm gonna have to confiscate said book and while you're at it would
>>you get the rest of the series so I can read...uh...confiscate them too?
>>
>
>Thanks, mom. I have already forbidden myself to go anywhere near a
>bookstore until after Aug 8. (Does browsing Amazon.com count?).
>
>Jarie (moping)

--

Joanna

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Just think, once you get through with Outlander, you still have 3 more
books to go (plus, I think she's working on another to come out soon!
EG)
--
http://www.geocities.com/area51/hollow/2333/
http://home.earthlink.net/~jetsetter8/

Irene Dumkow

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Jarielle wrote:
>
> All right, it's bad enough living with an obsession one can't admit to
> in public without alot of groans and weird looks (highlander and the
> gerogeous immortal hero), and that this show and ng take up so much
> time (in the most pleasurable way), but SOMEONE had to mention a novel
> named "Outlander" in a post, along with alot of rave reviews from
> other ath-ers, and now I am deep into this book, at a time when I have
> so little free time...<sigh>
>
> Admitting a complete lack of self control on my part, how am I going
> to get through the very last 6 weeks of this master's program I'm
> finishing if I am stuck reading a novel that I can't put down?
>
> Sorry for the rant. Just had to get it off my chest.
> But it certainly is a fun book!
>
> Jarie (obsessed, undisciplined, single mom, grad student and full time
> systems analyst, about to go under!)

Actually, I read all four of them last summer while trying to finish my
dissertation and conducting some last experiments. I had owned
"Outlander" for about a year at that time (how can I resist a book for
$3.99 which looks like it could be a decent read), but last summer I had
nothing else to read and with my than new addiction to Highlander it
looked rather promising (which it definetely was). I also remember
reading at in bed at 3:00 in the morning (I don't remember which volume,
but I did that at least twice), knowing that I really should go to sleep
now, but also that I want to know how this book is going to end and
knowing that reading the end would not work because than I would have no
idea how the charecters got there. And by the way, one can also get
weird looks discussing the books (by discussing whose scull it was that
was found in the cave in the Carribian).

Have fun reading them!

Irene

KA Cawte

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I admit this is even more off topic but I can never resist recommending
books. Try the Farseer Trilogy (Assasin's Apprentice, Royal Assasin, and
Assasin's Quest) I forget who wrote them. They arefantasy novels (although I
wouldn't call them high fantasy). Sort of an epic in the same way as the
Lord of the Rings trilogy (with which they have nothing else in common, no
elves, orcs or anything like that)

I bought them to bring out to Germany with me when I came back from Easter
break, along with a couple of detective stories, all three are over 500
pages so I thought they'd last me ages, one week later as I finished the
final one having stayed up late each night and done very little work, I
realised I was sooo wrong :)

Kathryn

Jarielle

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Nice thing about a ng, you realize that you are not alone!

Well, tonight is the exam, and when I'm done, I'm going to finish this
first book in the next 2 days before I have to start on the next
assignment.

It's great knowing that there are so many left to look forward to.
Speaking of which, tonight I get to watch the episode of HL that I
taped last night. It's the only one I haven't seen (where he tells
Anne about his immortality). It's my reward for finishing my papers
and getting thru the exam tonight.

Jarie

Michael J. House Sr.

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Even though luck should *not* figure into exams and such, I wish you
much.......

Mr. Mom <Hates exams, especially Prostate Exams>

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deprio1

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Michael J. House Sr. wrote in message
<359a275a...@news.mco.bellsouth.net>...


>jari...@ix.netcom.com (Jarielle) wrote:
>
>Mr. Mom <Hates exams, especially Prostate Exams>

At least you don't have to have a Pelvic Exam!

Lee DeP<wished I could just cough>

PS I know thats not all thats involved<g>

Jarielle

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On Tue, 30 Jun 1998 14:37:16 -0400, "deprio1"
<dep...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>
>Michael J. House Sr. wrote in message
><359a275a...@news.mco.bellsouth.net>...
>>jari...@ix.netcom.com (Jarielle) wrote:
>>
>>Mr. Mom <Hates exams, especially Prostate Exams>
>
>At least you don't have to have a Pelvic Exam!
>
>Lee DeP<wished I could just cough>
>
>PS I know thats not all thats involved<g>
>>

Eeeks. Don't know which is worse!

Thanks for the thought, (luck, that is), Mr. Mom.

Jarie (Now if my doctor was a Dunkie clone.....)

HolliT64

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>Eeeks. Don't know which is worse!
>
>Thanks for the thought, (luck, that is), Mr. Mom.
>
>Jarie (Now if my doctor was a Dunkie clone.....)

Did you ever see the Saturday Night Live bit where Mel Gibson was the
gynecologist and woman kept making appointments for a pelvic exams?

"ma'am, you were just in here last week."
"I really need to see the doctor again"

Could you see the line for Dr. Duncan???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Holli T
Member PEACE-APFC, PWFC
Highlander Clan
"Obsessed? I am not obsessed. Now give me the damn remote before someone
loses his head."

Jarielle

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On 30 Jun 1998 22:52:23 GMT, holl...@aol.com (HolliT64) wrote:

>>Jarie (Now if my doctor was a Dunkie clone.....)
>
>Did you ever see the Saturday Night Live bit where Mel Gibson was the
>gynecologist and woman kept making appointments for a pelvic exams?
>
>"ma'am, you were just in here last week."
>"I really need to see the doctor again"
>
>Could you see the line for Dr. Duncan???


Yumm, let's see, Dr. Mel on the one side, and Dr. Duncan on the other.
Heaven couldn't come closer than that!

Jarie <believes in preventative medicine>

Jerri LaPoint

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Jarielle <jari...@ix.netcom.com> wrote

Jeezie, folks ... couldn't they just be eye, nose & throat specialists? Who
needs the man of their dreams starin' down the tunnel of love instead of
setting sail?
Jerri

Jarielle

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On Wed, 01 Jul 1998 12:00:17 GMT, "Jerri LaPoint"
<jlap...@kissthesky.net> wrote:

>
>Jeezie, folks ... couldn't they just be eye, nose & throat specialists? Who
>needs the man of their dreams starin' down the tunnel of love instead of
>setting sail?
>Jerri


Good point, but we were really only *playing* doctor, right kids?

Jarie <donning skimpy nurse's outfit>

Highla6262

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Jerri,

It's good to have you back!

Karen E.

Jerri LaPoint

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Jarielle <jari...@ix.netcom.com> wrote>
<jlap...@kissthesky.net> wrote:

> >Jeezie, folks ... couldn't they just be eye, nose & throat specialists?
Who
> >needs the man of their dreams starin' down the tunnel of love instead of

> >setting sail?
>

> Good point, but we were really only *playing* doctor, right kids?
> Jarie <donning skimpy nurse's outfit>

Hmmmm, the lines between reality/fantasy/surrealism get kind of warped
around here. But to me a gynecologist is the FARTHEST THING from someone
I'd wanna play doctor with.
Jerri <a nice podiatrist might be fun>

Jerri LaPoint

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Highla6262 <highl...@aol.com> wrote

> Jerri,
> It's good to have you back!

Good to be back. :)
Jerri

Michael J. House Sr.

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jari...@ix.netcom.com (Jarielle) wrote:
>On Wed, 01 Jul 1998 12:00:17 GMT, "Jerri LaPoint"
><jlap...@kissthesky.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>Jeezie, folks ... couldn't they just be eye, nose & throat specialists? Who
>>needs the man of their dreams starin' down the tunnel of love instead of
>>setting sail?
>>Jerri

>
>
>Good point, but we were really only *playing* doctor, right kids?
>
>Jarie <donning skimpy nurse's outfit>

Droooool......can I play?

Mr. Mom <Long as I don't hafta wear one of those %#$@ backwards gowns>

Philippa Chapman

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On Wed, 01 Jul 1998 16:51:14 GMT, "Jerri LaPoint" <jlap...@kissthesky.net>
wrote:

>Jarielle <jari...@ix.netcom.com> wrote>

><jlap...@kissthesky.net> wrote:
>
>> >Jeezie, folks ... couldn't they just be eye, nose & throat specialists?
>Who needs the man of their dreams starin' down the tunnel of love instead of
>setting sail?
>>

>> Good point, but we were really only *playing* doctor, right kids?
>> Jarie <donning skimpy nurse's outfit>
>

Me too! Where's that bed-bath stuff? I'll draw the screens and we can
play plump the pillows...

Ummm... A chiropractor!! Or a remidial therapist!! Can I have a DM clone
with either of those doctoring skills please?

Mr Mom, don't forget to turn your head just before he/she (if you're lucky)
asks you to cough. I'd have thought certain internal procedures might give
a gentleman qualms, too. Well, certain gentlemen, anyway.

>Hmmmm, the lines between reality/fantasy/surrealism get kind of warped
>around here. But to me a gynecologist is the FARTHEST THING from someone
>I'd wanna play doctor with.
>Jerri <a nice podiatrist might be fun>

Or a paediatrician... Yes, the possibilities are endless...

Jarielle

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On Wed, 01 Jul 1998 19:10:22 GMT, phil...@see.signature.uk (Philippa
Chapman) wrote:

>On Wed, 01 Jul 1998 16:51:14 GMT, "Jerri LaPoint" <jlap...@kissthesky.net>
>wrote:
>
>>Jarielle <jari...@ix.netcom.com> wrote>
>><jlap...@kissthesky.net> wrote:
>>
>>> >Jeezie, folks ... couldn't they just be eye, nose & throat specialists?
>>Who needs the man of their dreams starin' down the tunnel of love instead of
>>setting sail?
>>>
>>> Good point, but we were really only *playing* doctor, right kids?
>>> Jarie <donning skimpy nurse's outfit>
>>
>Me too! Where's that bed-bath stuff? I'll draw the screens and we can
>play plump the pillows...
>
>Ummm... A chiropractor!! Or a remidial therapist!! Can I have a DM clone
>with either of those doctoring skills please?
>

Or a DM clone masseuse, with roving hands......

Jarie <is it warm in here?>

Kathy Morey

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Jerri LaPoint wrote:

> Jarielle <jari...@ix.netcom.com> wrote>
> <jlap...@kissthesky.net> wrote:
>
> > >Jeezie, folks ... couldn't they just be eye, nose & throat specialists?
> Who
> > >needs the man of their dreams starin' down the tunnel of love instead of
>
> > >setting sail?
> >
> > Good point, but we were really only *playing* doctor, right kids?
> > Jarie <donning skimpy nurse's outfit>
>

> Hmmmm, the lines between reality/fantasy/surrealism get kind of warped
> around here. But to me a gynecologist is the FARTHEST THING from someone
> I'd wanna play doctor with.
> Jerri <a nice podiatrist might be fun>

Have to agree with ya, Jerri. Any specialty would be better than a gyn...

Kathy
(Well, reserving judgement on a coroner until Convergence is released.)


Cindi Casby

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Jarielle wrote:
>
> On 29 Jun 1998 11:33:14 GMT, cathy...@frontiernet.net (Cathy)
> wrote:
>
> ><sigh> I guess someone here has to be the responsible adult. PUT down
> >that book and study for your exam! There..did that help? No...well I
> >guess I'm gonna have to confiscate said book and while you're at it would
> >you get the rest of the series so I can read...uh...confiscate them too?
> >
>
> Thanks, mom. I have already forbidden myself to go anywhere near a
> bookstore until after Aug 8. (Does browsing Amazon.com count?).
>
> Jarie (moping)

Jarie, don't mope - just count days... 27 more days till my
test. By
July 30 I'm FREE, FREE, FREE! Then I will read myself into
oblivion
(not to mention writing those fanfic stories I've been
making notes
about!)

Cindi

Jarielle

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On Wed, 01 Jul 1998 17:59:22 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House
Sr.) wrote:

>
>Droooool......can I play?
>
>Mr. Mom <Long as I don't hafta wear one of those %#$@ backwards gowns>

Weelll, exactly what role do you want to play?

Jarie <sorting out the right *supplies*>

Jarielle

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On 01 Jul 1998 21:29:06 EDT, Cindi Casby <cac...@mail.concentric.net>
wrote:

>
>Jarie, don't mope - just count days... 27 more days till my
>test. By
>July 30 I'm FREE, FREE, FREE! Then I will read myself into
>oblivion
>(not to mention writing those fanfic stories I've been
>making notes
>about!)
>
>Cindi
>
Isn't glorious to know that you'll have a life again?

Jarie (wondering if she'll still be obsessed with DM..., silly me, of
course I will)

Michael J. House Sr.

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Since you mentioned *supplies*, howza 'bout me being a tongue
depressor?

Mr. Mom <Skating is tuff to do in Miami.......in the summer.......
la la la>

Jarielle

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On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 03:50:51 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House
Sr.) wrote:


>
>Since you mentioned *supplies*, howza 'bout me being a tongue
>depressor?
>
>Mr. Mom <Skating is tuff to do in Miami.......in the summer.......
>la la la>
>


<censored> <eg>

Jarie <sorry, can't find a decent way to reply...the word discretion
has no meaning some nights for me...)

Michael J. House Sr.

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My kinda girl! Good thing you don't live it in Miami!

Mr. Mom <Hell hath no fury like a pissed of llama><or it's owner>

Philippa Chapman

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On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 06:50:53 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
wrote:

>jari...@ix.netcom.com (Jarielle) wrote:
>>On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 03:50:51 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House
>>Sr.) wrote:

>>>Since you mentioned *supplies*, howza 'bout me being a tongue
>>>depressor?
>>>
>>>Mr. Mom <Skating is tuff to do in Miami.......in the summer.......
>>>la la la>

And which part of you are you going to use for *that*, dear? And don't
knock the gowns open down the back....have you ever had a bed-bath? Well,
lie down over here and prepare yourself.....

>><censored> <eg>
>>
>>Jarie <sorry, can't find a decent way to reply...the word discretion
>>has no meaning some nights for me...)

>My kinda girl! Good thing you don't live it in Miami!
>
>Mr. Mom <Hell hath no fury like a pissed of llama><or it's owner>

I don't know where llamas come in to hospitals, but you are NOT bringing it
in while I work. We don't want any witnesses, now, do we and the llama
might talk. (Or at least bleat).

Amethyst

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It was the year of our Lord Wed, 01 Jul 1998 19:37:33 GMT and the ruler of
the land, Jarielle declared ...

Aha. Private clinic through the discreet looking door in the corner of the
Gutter Bar. Just tell the bartender you were referred by someone called
Joe.

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phil...@see.signature.uk (Philippa Chapman) wrote:
>On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 06:50:53 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
>wrote:
>
>>jari...@ix.netcom.com (Jarielle) wrote:
>>>On Thu, 02 Jul 1998 03:50:51 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House
>>>Sr.) wrote:

Me:


>>>>Since you mentioned *supplies*, howza 'bout me being a tongue
>>>>depressor?
>>>>
>>>>Mr. Mom <Skating is tuff to do in Miami.......in the summer.......
>>>>la la la>

Philippa:


>And which part of you are you going to use for *that*, dear?

Ummmm.....no, I can't say that here. Imagination, my dear.

>And don't knock the gowns open down the back....have you ever had a bed-bath? Well,
>lie down over here and prepare yourself.....

Ooooo......uh, I can't say that either!

Jarie:
>>><censored> <eg>

'Zackly!

>>>Jarie <sorry, can't find a decent way to reply...the word discretion
>>>has no meaning some nights for me...)

Me:


>>My kinda girl! Good thing you don't live it in Miami!
>>
>>Mr. Mom <Hell hath no fury like a pissed of llama><or it's owner>
>I don't know where llamas come in to hospitals, but you are NOT bringing it
>in while I work. We don't want any witnesses, now, do we and the llama
>might talk. (Or at least bleat).

In Peru, these animals are held in extreme reverence. (Not exactly a
sacred cow, more a warm, cuddly friend.) I sometimes call my wife "My
little Llama", since she so warm and cuddly. But also like a llama, if
you get her mad she might "spit" at you or bite....

Mr. Mom <When in South America and you meet a llama, be sure to
pronounce it "jahmah".><They hate it the other way>

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Michael J. House Sr. <fa...@ddress.com> wrote
> Mr. Mom <When in South America and you meet a llama, be sure to
> pronounce it "jahmah".><They hate it the other way>

Yeah, I understand that llamas have a hard time pronouncing the <el> sound,
which is why they're so particular about the jahmah thang.
Jerri <IDIC>

Michael J. House Sr.

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You are correct. It's actually a problem with their tongue not being
able to reach the roof of their mouth. Feeding them peanut butter is
even more fun than doing the same to a dog or cat.

Mr. Mom <No animals were hurt, injured or bothered in any way during
the posting of this message>


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On Fri, 03 Jul 1998 06:02:14 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
wrote:

>>>>>Since you mentioned *supplies*, howza 'bout me being a tongue


>>>>>depressor?
>>>>>
>>>>>Mr. Mom <Skating is tuff to do in Miami.......in the summer.......
>>>>>la la la>
>
>Philippa:
>>And which part of you are you going to use for *that*, dear?
>
>Ummmm.....no, I can't say that here. Imagination, my dear.

No tongue ever got depressed by imagination....ohh. Oh, I see. You're
pushing your luck, dear. Mind you there was a Chinese Empress (way to go,
girl) who commanded that all her male visitors greet her in a rather
intimate manner until she was thoroughly satisfied......

>
>>And don't knock the gowns open down the back....have you ever had a bed-bath? Well,
>>lie down over here and prepare yourself.....
>
>Ooooo......uh, I can't say that either!

I dread to think....


>>>Mr. Mom <Hell hath no fury like a pissed of llama><or it's owner>
>>I don't know where llamas come in to hospitals, but you are NOT bringing it
>>in while I work. We don't want any witnesses, now, do we and the llama
>>might talk. (Or at least bleat).
>
> In Peru, these animals are held in extreme reverence. (Not exactly a
>sacred cow, more a warm, cuddly friend.) I sometimes call my wife "My
>little Llama", since she so warm and cuddly. But also like a llama, if
>you get her mad she might "spit" at you or bite....

Ahh, well I said (or at least implied) wayyy back, this banter between thee
and me was all harmless fun and I don't want to push the boundaries too
far, not with me having a hubby around the place.

>Mr. Mom <When in South America and you meet a llama, be sure to
>pronounce it "jahmah".><They hate it the other way>

I've met llamas in Britain, and alpacas (cute and fuzzy...awwwww). And a
Buddhist lama, but that's another kettle of fish.

You never commented on what I told you about me and Xena. Strange
that......

Michael J. House Sr.

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phil...@see.signature.uk (Philippa Chapman) wrote:
>On Fri, 03 Jul 1998 06:02:14 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
>wrote:
>
>>>>>>Since you mentioned *supplies*, howza 'bout me being a tongue
>>>>>>depressor?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Mr. Mom <Skating is tuff to do in Miami.......in the summer.......
>>>>>>la la la>
>>
>>Philippa:
>>>And which part of you are you going to use for *that*, dear?
>>
>>Ummmm.....no, I can't say that here. Imagination, my dear.
>
>No tongue ever got depressed by imagination....ohh. Oh, I see. You're
>pushing your luck, dear. Mind you there was a Chinese Empress (way to go,
>girl) who commanded that all her male visitors greet her in a rather
>intimate manner until she was thoroughly satisfied......

But if they were like me, they'd want to prolong this for a while.....
(Hope there's nobody waiting in line *behind* me, this could take a
while..)

>>>And don't knock the gowns open down the back....have you ever had a bed-bath? Well,
>>>lie down over here and prepare yourself.....
>>
>>Ooooo......uh, I can't say that either!
>I dread to think....

but you heard me say it.....<vvbeg>

>>>>Mr. Mom <Hell hath no fury like a pissed of llama><or it's owner>
>>>I don't know where llamas come in to hospitals, but you are NOT bringing it
>>>in while I work. We don't want any witnesses, now, do we and the llama
>>>might talk. (Or at least bleat).
>>
>> In Peru, these animals are held in extreme reverence. (Not exactly a
>>sacred cow, more a warm, cuddly friend.) I sometimes call my wife "My
>>little Llama", since she so warm and cuddly. But also like a llama, if
>>you get her mad she might "spit" at you or bite....
>Ahh, well I said (or at least implied) wayyy back, this banter between thee
>and me was all harmless fun and I don't want to push the boundaries too
>far, not with me having a hubby around the place.

I was talkin' 'bout real life, my dear. VR is a whole 'nother
ball of ..........wax.

>>Mr. Mom <When in South America and you meet a llama, be sure to
>>pronounce it "jahmah".><They hate it the other way>
>I've met llamas in Britain, and alpacas (cute and fuzzy...awwwww). And a
>Buddhist lama, but that's another kettle of fish.

Did you get his recipe? (Always lookin' for new ways to perpare fish.)

>You never commented on what I told you about me and Xena. Strange
>that......

I thought I did. What did you tell me? I might have missed your post.
(It's been happening lately, ya know)

Mr. Mom <Had rather miss the point than miss a post.>

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Lady Lhia

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*SNIP* from Philippa's msg

>Mr. Mom <Had rather miss the point than miss a post.>

Well, dear. You asserted that you resemble Ares (ooooh...) and I wondered
out loud what you thought of the Warrior Princess. There was a Reason for
this. You see (sit down a mo') I have been told on more than one occassion
that I bear more than a passing resemblance to the lady in question. So we
can play 'Me Ares, you Xena' at the VR summer camp if you like....

Philippa ummm note Aries (god of war) is Xena's DAD or did you miss that eps

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phil...@see.signature.uk (Philippa Chapman) wrote:
>On Sat, 04 Jul 1998 15:18:40 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
>wrote:
>
>ME;-

>>>No tongue ever got depressed by imagination....ohh. Oh, I see. You're
>>>pushing your luck, dear. Mind you there was a Chinese Empress (way to go,
>>>girl) who commanded that all her male visitors greet her in a rather
>>>intimate manner until she was thoroughly satisfied......
>>
>>But if they were like me, they'd want to prolong this for a while.....
>>(Hope there's nobody waiting in line *behind* me, this could take a
>>while..)
>
>Mr Mom, I KNEW you were my kind of guy....<G>. You are also a Boon and a
>Treasure. I hope your lucky lady knows that!!

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Typical male/female relationship.

>>I was talkin' 'bout real life, my dear. VR is a whole 'nother
>>ball of ..........wax.
>

>Indeed. And what were you planning to do with the wax, cariad?

Ummmm, well.......uhhhhh, you know.....

>>>I've met llamas in Britain, and alpacas (cute and fuzzy...awwwww). And a
>>>Buddhist lama, but that's another kettle of fish.
>>
>>Did you get his recipe? (Always lookin' for new ways to perpare fish.)

>No, but we smiled at one another after he'd done his talk and worship bit.
>A real sweetie.

>>>You never commented on what I told you about me and Xena. Strange
>>>that......
>>
>>I thought I did. What did you tell me? I might have missed your post.
>>(It's been happening lately, ya know)
>>

>>Mr. Mom <Had rather miss the point than miss a post.>
>Well, dear. You asserted that you resemble Ares (ooooh...) and I wondered
>out loud what you thought of the Warrior Princess. There was a Reason for
>this. You see (sit down a mo') I have been told on more than one occassion
>that I bear more than a passing resemblance to the lady in question. So we
>can play 'Me Ares, you Xena' at the VR summer camp if you like....

Oooo, I'd like that!
But not being a fan (yet), I read in a post here that Ares is supposed
to be Xena's Dad........uhhhhh, comments?

>And, should you not believe me, check out (I hope this is okay to mention
>this in advance) my VR tour of Glastonbury. Nuff said!!

Can't wait.....

Mr. Mom <Trying his hand at a website too>

Philippa Chapman

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On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 23:14:50 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
wrote:

>big snippy<

>>>Mr. Mom <Had rather miss the point than miss a post.>
>>Well, dear. You asserted that you resemble Ares (ooooh...) and I wondered
>>out loud what you thought of the Warrior Princess. There was a Reason for
>>this. You see (sit down a mo') I have been told on more than one occassion
>>that I bear more than a passing resemblance to the lady in question. So we
>>can play 'Me Ares, you Xena' at the VR summer camp if you like....
>
>Oooo, I'd like that!
>But not being a fan (yet), I read in a post here that Ares is supposed
>to be Xena's Dad........uhhhhh, comments?

It didn't stop him apparently trying to seduce her once or twice before she
confronted him with the evidence. Plus, this is VR, so we can ignore that
bit! (I sure will!).

>>And, should you not believe me, check out (I hope this is okay to mention
>>this in advance) my VR tour of Glastonbury. Nuff said!!
>
>Can't wait.....
>
>Mr. Mom <Trying his hand at a website too>
>

I've got help, but Mum's the word!

Michael J. House Sr.

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phil...@see.signature.uk (Philippa Chapman) wrote:
>On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 23:14:50 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
>wrote:
>
>>big snippy<
>
>>>>Mr. Mom <Had rather miss the point than miss a post.>
>>>Well, dear. You asserted that you resemble Ares (ooooh...) and I wondered
>>>out loud what you thought of the Warrior Princess. There was a Reason for
>>>this. You see (sit down a mo') I have been told on more than one occassion
>>>that I bear more than a passing resemblance to the lady in question. So we
>>>can play 'Me Ares, you Xena' at the VR summer camp if you like....
>>
>>Oooo, I'd like that!
>>But not being a fan (yet), I read in a post here that Ares is supposed
>>to be Xena's Dad........uhhhhh, comments?
>
>It didn't stop him apparently trying to seduce her once or twice before she
>confronted him with the evidence. Plus, this is VR, so we can ignore that
>bit! (I sure will!).

Good! In VR, anything comes.....ummm, I mean goes. <oops>

>>>And, should you not believe me, check out (I hope this is okay to mention
>>>this in advance) my VR tour of Glastonbury. Nuff said!!
>>
>>Can't wait.....
>>
>>Mr. Mom <Trying his hand at a website too>
>>
>I've got help, but Mum's the word!

Mr. Mom <Thought "Grease is the word"><"is the word that you heard">


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On Tue, 07 Jul 1998 04:03:07 GMT, fa...@ddress.com (Michael J. House Sr.)
wrote:

>Good! In VR, anything comes.....ummm, I mean goes. <oops>

Naughty, naughty....<G>.

>>>Mr. Mom <Trying his hand at a website too>
>>>
>>I've got help, but Mum's the word!
>
>Mr. Mom <Thought "Grease is the word"><"is the word that you heard">

It can be. So is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Of course, you can
say it backwards, except Mary Poppins DIDN'T. <picking nits here>.

Philippa <'For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...'> <'On
the rooftops of London...coo wha' a soight'>

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