Bit o silliness.... PC Hotel fire sonfic...
Leigh
'Once More With Hobbits' which attempts (quite well)
to marry LOTR to the music and reworked lyrics of
The Buffy musical 'Once More With Feeling',
I offer the following song relating to the current
events at the PC Hotel.
Constructive brickbats only please (evil grin) --Leigh
Port Charles Hotel
or
Burn Baby Burn
ZANDER:
I touch the fire and it freezes me
I look into it and its black
Why can't I feel?
My skin should crack and peel
I want my Em'ly back!
NIKOLAS:
Now through the smoke Em calls to me
To make my way across the flames
To save the day, or maybe melt away
I guess it's all the same.
BOTH (seperate/splitscreen):
So I will walk through the fire
'Cause who else makes me burn
I will walk through the fire
And let it...
ALCAZAR/SONNY (seperate/splitscreen):
This torch I bear is scorching me
Carly's laughing I've no doubt
I hope she fries
I'm free if Carly dies
(meet in stairwell, glare at each other and together):
We'd better help her out.
COURTNEY (heads into the hotel):
And I am drawn to the fire
JASON (shaking head):
Some people never learn.
BRIAN (over Jason's line):
You will never learn.
BRIAN/JASON:
And she will walk through the fire
And let it...
CAMERON:
My son is still a stranger
Alexander's life's in danger
Is my son just too far gone to care?
(sees Alexis and hurries to her)
FAITH:
If this fire isn't defeated...
SKYE:
Beady eyes is right, we're needed
Or we could just sit around and glare.
COPS/FIREMEN/EMTS:
We'll see this through
It's what we're always here to do
So we will walk through the fire...
ZANDER:
So one by one they turn from me
I guess my friends can't face the cold.
EMILY(counterpoint melody over Zander):
What can't we face if we're together?
ZANDER/NIKOLAS (seperate/splitscreen):
But how I've froze
Not one amongh them knows
And never can be told.
SAM:
Oh my god, he's after me
Luke stole the treasure it is true
He was so bold:
Took millions in gold
Which I then stole from him.
LUKE:
If Skye stays her life's in danger.
Jax:
First I'll kill Sam then I'll save her....
Emily:
Everything is turning out so dark
Edward:
Things are looking dimmer
I think that it's my heart....
ALCAZAR (glaring at Sonny, still arguing over Carly):
No I'll save her!
SONNY (glares back):
...Then I'll kill her!
COURTNEY:
I think my brain is mostly filler,
CAMERON (grabs Alexis):
This is not a stroll through the park!
ZANDER:
My pointless days
Are finally ending in a blaze
CAMERON (to Alexis):
You'd better come with me...
ALL:
For we are caught in the fire
We don't know who will burn
Trying to escape the fire
But let it burn
Let it burn
Let it burn
Let it burn!