Kaitlin wrote in <
b5efsilokjis4jdfo...@4ax.com>:
>> And Kevin said he arranged for Esme's "burial" and placard, so why
>> wouldn't he also have sprung for a proper headstone? If he paid
>> for a cemetery plot and an empty coffin to bury in it, why not a
>> permanent marker of some sort? It wouldn't have to be an elaborate
>> headstone, just something to mark the grave. Not that any of this
>> matters, because Spencer and Esme aren't dead, but the PC people
>> don't know that yet. So that cemetery set gets a huge F from me.
>> F minus, taking into account the visible edges of the grass mats.
am.n...@cox.not.invalid wrote in <uqal34$10elt$
1...@dont-email.me>:
> I'm far behind so I haven't seen this yet. And it's more likely to be
> accidental than intentional on the part of the writers. However...
> Headstones are not something you can buy off the shelf in Cemetery
> Depot. Engravers do stock "blanks", but at the very least, the family
> has to choose the stone's shape, size, and color, and then the
> person's name and dates have to be cut into the stone.
> It can take weeks or months to engrave a headstone - depends on how
> much and how complex the work is. Carving takes even longer (such as
> an unusually shaped stone, or "fancy" elements like embossed flowers
> or scrolls). It is typical for a temporary marker to be placed on a
> new grave, and for the stone to be placed quite a long time
> afterwards.
All true!
Sorry, I probably should have gone through the entire list of errors
that inspired that F minus, and not assumed everyone had seen the ep.
Spencer's grave was only a few feet away from Esme's, and it had a
headstone engraved with his full name along with birth and death dates.
For all the reasons you give, that there was headstone was just
ridiculous. But the PC people are notorious for sticking up gravestones
practically before a body goes cold, so no surprise that Spencer's was
already in place. What was odd (to say the least) was that Esme was
given a paper sign on a stick with only her first and last name, but
Spencer had an engraved headstone with his full name and etc. So, since
there *is* apparently a place in PC called Cemetery Depot that sells and
engraves blank headstones like they sell and cut blank keys, it makes no
sense that Kevin would buy a cemetery plot and a coffin for Esme, and
not a grave marker. But then, nothing about that set made sense, and
neither did the scenes that took place there, IMO.
How was it that Spencer's burial had happened before the funeral
attendees arrived at the cemetery following the service? In my
experience, when funeral services are followed by a trip to the burial
site, the attendees accompany the casket and are present when it is
buried. Not this time! The empty coffin had been buried before the
service-goers arrived at the cemetery. (Apparently, Esme didn't have a
funeral, so her empty coffin could have been buried any old time.)
Why was Spencer put in the PC cemetery with all of the unwashed townies?
Don't the Cassadines have their own crypt or mausoleum where they stick
their dead and undead? Pretty sure they do. It's where Stavros, Mikkos,
Tony and etc, as well as the undead Helena and Vic, are interred. If
Laura and Nik didn't want to put him in the family crypt with all of the
psychos, why, then, was his psycho murderer put only a few feet away
from him in the townie cemetery?
And as Marika pointed out, Nik wasn't allowed to go to the service and
burial, but his wasn't the only unexplained absence. Where was Val, or
for that matter, Marty? Cyrus showed up and caused his usual stink,
claiming to be there for Laura, but Marty was a no show. Too busy
dumping Lucy, I suppose. And Val was probably too busy scheming how to
keep his odd little daughter out of her undead grandfather's clutches.
I could rant on, but everyone has probably nodded off by now, so....
--
K