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Mattthew Burge

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Aug 2, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/2/99
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Eric Duncan wrote:

> I could imagine the opening now (Faux Pause-like harping)
>
> "It's less than Password it's Password minus."
>
> "Our guests this week: Gilbet Godfree and Bobcat (what's his name?)"
>
> "And here's the host of password minus, PATRICK WAYNE!"

Too Funny! LOLOLOLOL

John Fenner

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Aug 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/3/99
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I've been on ATG-S for over a year now, and within the majority of that time
I've seen the names of hosts and shows misspelled. Someone posted about the
names of the hosts, now I'm gonna post about the names of the shows. Here is
what I've seen at this point:

Let's Go Make a Deal (Chris Jackson)
Wheeler Fortune (Chris Jackson)
Brak the Benk ("Pete Sweat")
Hat Putato ("Pete Sweat")
Pressure Luck (Randy Amasia)
The Joker's Wives (GameL0bstr)
Card Sharps (GameL0bstr)
Tick Tack Toe (GameL0bstr)
The Joker's Wierd (Chris Jackson)
Tic Tac Dog (Chris Jackson)
The Crisis Right (GameL0bstr)

That's all I remember. If you have any more, e-mail them to me.

Walker Tatum

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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>Tic Tac Dog (Chris Jackson)
****ROTFL****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-d :-)

I just LOLed when I saw that. :-)

Where is the reference to "Tic Tac Dog"?

Eric Duncan

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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The Wrong Show
Allen Convy's Love Buffer (sorry)
Libia Trunk
The Joker's Mild
Let's Fake a Veal
Treasure's Hung
Double Fair
Crosspits
The $10 Pyramid (When Did That Happen)
The Big Falldown (Mike or Andy)
Rice is Might
Dead
WOAH!
Wow! You saw That?
Fail of the Centurion
You Bet your Wife
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Visit My Game Show page. C'mon, It'll be fun.
http://www.angelfire.com/il/ERICSWCWSITE/index.html

JERRY ADKINS

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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I got one how about Password "-"(minus)
LOL :)


Eric Duncan

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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I could imagine the opening now (Faux Pause-like harping)

"It's less than Password it's Password minus."

"Our guests this week: Gilbet Godfree and Bobcat (what's his name?)"

"And here's the host of password minus, PATRICK WAYNE!"

Mebranden

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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In response to the following from "John Fenner" that was posted to a.t.g.s. on
8-3-1999:

«««I've been on ATG-S for over a year now, and within the majority of that time


I've seen the names of hosts and shows misspelled. Someone posted about the
names of the hosts, now I'm gonna post about the names of the shows. Here is
what I've seen at this point:

Let's Go Make a Deal (Chris Jackson)
Wheeler Fortune (Chris Jackson)
Brak the Benk ("Pete Sweat")
Hat Putato ("Pete Sweat")
Pressure Luck (Randy Amasia)
The Joker's Wives (GameL0bstr)
Card Sharps (GameL0bstr)
Tick Tack Toe (GameL0bstr)
The Joker's Wierd (Chris Jackson)

Tic Tac Dog (Chris Jackson)

The Crisis Right (GameL0bstr)
»»»

Well, you've run into our "trolls" who get a delight into putting humorous
twists into the names of popular favorite game shows of ours, but I get a kick
out of them for a reason I'll get into shortly.

Another "twist" of this kind turned up years ago in one of the old Warner
Brothers' cartoons: Bugs Bunny dressed up something like Groucho Marx and
appeared as the host of "You Beat Your Wife" — a gag I still laugh over, even
if I did end up divorcing (in 1994) an abusive wife of my own I had married
only 16 months before. (It's a long story, best told in another newsgroup.)

Now here's why I enjoy the "gag" game-show titles these "trolls" seem to
keep coming up with: For 20 years, I had been a member of the Worldwide Church
of God (whose founder, Herbert W. Armstrong, was well known for his "World
Tomorrow" radio and television programs) and I learned during that time that
some of the people who wrote in for the literature that was offered on the
program wouldn't quite get the titles right — leading to occassional hilarious
results!

One person requested a booklet titled "Why Were You Barned?" (instead of
"Why Were You Born?), and another one wanted "Managing Your Personal Fiancee"
(instead of "Managing Your Personal Finances"). And there were so many more —
perhaps I can get them up on a personal webpage sometime.

Still, there was one such request that turned out to be more accurate (as
far as I was personally concerned) in its altered form: "Your Marriage Can Be
Hairy!" (instead of "Your Marriage Can Be Happy!).


Michael Brandenburg
(IRS employee since 1984 — and _ex_-member of the Worldwide Church of God
since 1995, but that's a long story, too!)

Tom Sabbatelli

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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>
>I've been on ATG-S for over a year now, and within the majority of that time
>I've seen the names of hosts and shows misspelled. Someone posted about the
>names of the hosts, now I'm gonna post about the names of the shows. Here is
>what I've seen at this point:
>
>Let's Go Make a Deal (Chris Jackson)
>Wheeler Fortune (Chris Jackson)
>Brak the Benk ("Pete Sweat")
>Hat Putato ("Pete Sweat")
>Pressure Luck (Randy Amasia)
>The Joker's Wives (GameL0bstr)
>Card Sharps (GameL0bstr)
>Tick Tack Toe (GameL0bstr)
>The Joker's Wierd (Chris Jackson)
>Tic Tac Dog (Chris Jackson)
>The Crisis Right (GameL0bstr)
>
>That's all I remember. If you have any more, e-mail them to me.
>
>
>
>

The Price is $69 (GameL0bster)

-Tom Sabbatelli
ICQ: 43743203
AIM: PriceKid73

Host of:
'Net Fast & First
'Net Reverse Taboo
'Net Ultimate Blackjack
AOL Let's Make a Deal
'Net Trival Pursuit/Split Second Hour (Co-Host)
'Net What's My Line? (Co-Host)

bryan joseph

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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On my first post I put
Tit Tac Dough

One reply said that that would be a good title for a movie!

I got a good laugh out of that one!!!

~MJ~
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--> Former Host of the NOW DEAD 'Net Super Match Game
--> Host of the ICQ THE PRICE IS RIGHT

<><> CONTACT ME<><>
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Tim Wuthrich

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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Eric Duncan <ews...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19990804054516...@ng-fq1.aol.com...
> <snip>

> "And here's the host of password minus, PATRICK WAYNE!"

<ROFL> I'm sure that will get a lot of viewers! :-D

--Jason Wuthrich

Michael E. Kotler

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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In article <19990803182830...@ng-cq1.aol.com>,
risin...@aol.com says...

> I've been on ATG-S for over a year now, and within the majority of that time
> I've seen the names of hosts and shows misspelled.

How about that cooking game show, "Let's Make a Meal"?

To get rid of misspellings, why not just do away with game show names
altogether. TPiR could be renamed after that giant G-T asterisk, and
introduced by Rod Roddy as "...you are the first four contestants on 'The
game show formerly known as The Price is Right.'"

John Isles, iv

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Aug 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/4/99
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From "The Flintstones": The Prize is Priced.

Win Ben Stein's Money has also had some categories based on the title:
-Win Ben Stein's Monkey
-Win Bernstein's Money
-10,000 Maniacs Who Haven't Appeared on Win Ben Stein's Money
-Win Yen Stein's Money <--- Mine.

--
From the computer of John Isles, iv-...@as.net

Made with Macintosh, the ORIGINAL Windows.

"Read my lips: No new taxes. You know, it's funny, but if you JUST read
my lips, you'd think I'm saying, `No nude actresses'."
--Ben Stein, game show host/actor

Me and my mother during a trip to Arizona in June, while stopping in
Laughlin, NV, one night:
-Me: "I've never been to a real Nevada buffet before."
-Mom: "That's because you've never been to a real Nevada before."

John Fenner

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Aug 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/5/99
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I used to flame Chris to a crisp when he was trolling. Being the idiot that I
was, I didn't ask anyone for advice on what to do about trolls, so I wound up
getting flamed. Had I done the right thing I wouldn't have. But somehow I get
a laugh out of the misspellings now. I must credit Randy for giving me advice
about how to handle the trolls, when actually he shouldn't have had to, I
should have asked for advice in the first place.

John

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Aug 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/5/99
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>> Now here's why I enjoy the "gag" game-show titles these "trolls" seem to
>>keep coming up with: For 20 years, I had been a member of the Worldwide
>>Church
>>of God (whose founder, Herbert W. Armstrong, was well known for his "World
>>Tomorrow" radio and television programs) and I learned during that time that
>>some of the people who wrote in for the literature that was offered on the
>>program wouldn't quite get the titles right — leading to occassional
>>hilarious
>>results!
>>
>> One person requested a booklet titled "Why Were You Barned?" (instead of
>>"Why Were You Born?), and another one wanted "Managing Your Personal
>Fiancee"
>>(instead of "Managing Your Personal Finances"). And there were so many more
>>—
>>perhaps I can get them up on a personal webpage sometime.
>>
>> Still, there was one such request that turned out to be more accurate (as
>>far as I was personally concerned) in its altered form: "Your Marriage Can
>Be
>>Hairy!" (instead of "Your Marriage Can Be Happy!).

On a similar subject: The Broadway plays on stage at a time included I'M NOT
RAPPAPORT and TODAY I AM A FOUNTAIN PEN. A newspaper ran an article about New
York's TKTS booth, which sells tickets to stage shows. That article included a
reference to a customer wanting tickets to I'M NOT A FOUNTAIN PEN.

http://members.aol.com/cyberjohns

Address all commentary to cyber...@netscape.net
Inclusion of this address on mailing lists is prohibited

John

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Aug 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/5/99
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>How about that cooking game show, "Let's Make a Meal"?

Me, I'd like to see a shareware game show homage called LET'S SPIN THE WHEEL.

Beau McClelland

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Aug 5, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/5/99
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Chris Jackson IS GameL0bstr!


RAICHU FROM POKeMON

Chuck Goodson

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Beau McClelland wrote in message
<19990805083815...@ng-fr1.aol.com>...
>Chris Jackson IS GameL0bstr!


No, Chris was GameLobstr (with a lowercase "o", not a "zero"). GameL0Bstr is
a blatant imitator.

Chuck Donegan (The Illustrious "Chuckie Baby")

Alexb1186

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Aug 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/6/99
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How bout Hollywood Squirrels?

GameL0bstr

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Aug 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/6/99
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Yeah, right! GSCrank WISHES he was me! Beau, you're an ass! Wheel 2000 is
NEW! NEW! NEW!

GameL0bstr

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Aug 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/6/99
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>No, Chris was GameLobstr (with a lowercase "o", not a "zero"). GameL0Bstr is
>a blatant imitator.
>
>Chuck Donegan (The Illustrious "Chuckie Baby")

No Chuck you stupid ass! You got it all wrong! Cranky is impersonating me!
Think before you speak next time you stupid troglodite! Wheel 2000 is NEW!
NEW! NEW!

Chris Jackson

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Aug 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/7/99
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John, you forgot to mention the netgames I mangled. I also mangled the names
of the hosts as well. I still don't forget when you flamed me in e-mail about
"The Net Joker's Weird/Cord Sharps Hour" starring "Don Fenberg." Bo had Penny
Hardaway in a Superman outfit choking the life out of me (that was pretty
funny, way to go Bo. :)) And finally, I mangled Noiel Spearman's name and Net
Gambit (whatever happened to that, anyway Noiel?) Maybe someone should list
the misspellings of ATG-Sers that I started and that Steve stole from me.

Chris
I'm a Crank
I'm a Professor
I'm a Lobster
I'm a Confessor :)

Chris Jackson

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Aug 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/7/99
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>The Price is $69 (GameL0bster)

I think GrabBag40/PopeyeFeud made that one up.

Chris Jackson

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Aug 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/7/99
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>No, Chris was GameLobstr (with a lowercase "o", not a "zero"). GameL0Bstr is
>a blatant imitator.
>

Chuck, it goes beyond blatant imitator. He's a reject piece of shit who wants
to be like Da Crank.

Chris Jackson

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>Yeah, right! GSCrank WISHES he was me! Beau, you're an ass! Wheel 2000 is
>NEW! NEW! NEW!

What the hell? I thought I had this smartass killfiled. BTW Steve, I would
commit suicide if I were you.

Beau McClelland

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Aug 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/7/99
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Chris, what is a killfile?


RAICHU FROM POKeMON

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On Monday, August 2, 1999 at 10:00:00 AM UTC+3, Mattthew Burge wrote:
> Eric Duncan wrote:
> > I could imagine the opening now (Faux Pause-like harping)
> >
> > "It's less than Password it's Password minus."
> >
> > "Our guests this week: Gilbet Godfree and Bobcat (what's his name?)"
> >
> > "And here's the host of password minus, PATRICK WAYNE!"
> Too Funny! LOLOLOLOL
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