Beat the Geeks: Geek to Geek Combat

[Miss Mary]

Which geek do you think would win in a physical fight? That Sopranos
geek seems unpredictable, like she might whip out some mace or start
biting. The tv geek is imposing, but lazy. movie geek looks like the
kind of kid who would taunt bullies, then hide behind teacher. Music
geek has that scary heavy metal thing going on, probably knows how to
use nunchuks. Simpsons geek isn't fullgrown yet. My vote goes with
the horror geek, because he looked both beefy and insane, good combo
for a battle royale.

I am picturing a BTG video game that is kind of like Mortal Kombat,
only with caftans instead of skintight leather fighting suits. And at
the end the winning geek who has eliminated all comers gets to face
Tiffany and J. Keith, who fight on each others shoulders, spit bile
and ice-making beams, break the geek's glasses, kick the books out of
their arms, etc. If you beat the host team, you get to see them
naked. Oh yeah, this is good, losing geeks are stripped of their
medals and robes and have to parade around in their underpants.

I don't want any money for these great ideas, I just want to be able
to play this game down at the pizza place soon.

-Mary

[Tom Heald TVBarn.com]

Lay off the Battlebots.

[Brandon Brooks]

"Miss Mary" <beatth...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7e5ba467.01122...@posting.google.com...

> I don't want any money for these great ideas, I just want to be able
> to play this game down at the pizza place soon.

And believe me, you won't be offered any.

Brandon Brooks