FUNNY "YO MAMA" JOKES!
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CHECK OUT A TON OF FUNNY "MAMA" JOKES AT THIS WEB SITE
http://www.tue.home.ml.org
Below is a sample joke taken directly from the web site... To see a
bunch of other funny jokes, go to http://www.tue.home.ml.org
(Remember this is only a JOKE... for entertainment purpose only!)
YO MAMA IS SO FAT
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was
backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her
for the new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling
Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says
"okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said
"Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her
pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on
12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge
too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide
Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,
please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do
livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,
Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the
wet spot to fuck her
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on
the bitch's good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to
ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of
george washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like
she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee
jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying
to get again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a
twinkie on theother side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet,
they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try
to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push
her back in the water
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite
pictures
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached
her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows
up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode
the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her
through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw
that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her
the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital
stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to
her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay
because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back
with sandals!!!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to
get the fuck off!!!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
To see more... go to http://www.tue.home.ml.org
bma...@mail.sgi.net
funny...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> CHECK OUT A TON OF FUNNY "MAMA" JOKES AT THIS WEB SITE
> http://www.tue.home.ml.org
> Below is a sample joke taken directly from the web site... To see a
> bunch of other funny jokes, go to http://www.tue.home.ml.org
Even worse:
She's SO stupid, she told them to post it TWICE!!!!
The Beatmaster
Jim and Christine
funny...@hotmail.com wrote:
> =
> CHECK OUT A TON OF FUNNY "MAMA" JOKES AT THIS WEB SITE
> http://www.tue.home.ml.org
> Below is a sample joke taken directly from the web site... To see a
> bunch of other funny jokes, go to http://www.tue.home.ml.org
> =
> (Remember this is only a JOKE... for entertainment purpose only!)
> YO MAMA IS SO FAT
> =
> Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was
> backing up
> Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
> Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
> Yo momma so fat were in her right now
> Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
> Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
> Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condor=
s
> Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
> Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed he=
r
> for the new world
> Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling=
> Free Willy
> Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
> Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
> Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and say=
s
> "okay!"
> Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said
> "Taxi!"
> Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
> Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
> Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
> Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her
> pockets
> Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on
> 12th
> Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge
> too
> Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide
> Turn"
> Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND TH=
E
> HOUSE!
> Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,=
> please"
> Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
> Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued=
=2E
> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do
> livestock.
> Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
> Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
> Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
> Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
> Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
> Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
> Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,=
> Chicago...
> Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
> Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
> Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
> Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the=
> wet spot to fuck her
> Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on=
> the bitch's good side!
> Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
> Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to
> ride HER!
> Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of
> george washington's nose.
> Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
> Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
> Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
> Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
> Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
> Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
> Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
> Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil=
!
> Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
> Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
> Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips=
!
> Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
> Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
> Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
> Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
> Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like=
> she's wearin tights!
> Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
> Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
> Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued=
=2E
> Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
> jumping
> Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee
> jumping, they hit the ground.
> Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
> Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
> Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep tryin=
g
> to get again.
> Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
> Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of=
> gas.
> Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
> Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
> Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
> Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.=
> Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
> Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
> Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
> Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a
> twinkie on theother side just to get her through
> Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet,
> they have to install speed bumps.
> Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
> Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
> Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
> Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters tr=
y
> to land on her back!
> Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push=
> her back in the water
> Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
> Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite
> pictures
> Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached=
> her waist they spelled out boulevard.
> Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
> Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
> Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows
> up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
> Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rod=
e
> the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
> Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
> Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
> Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her
> through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
> Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw
> that rock?"
> Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her
> the green arrow!
> Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital
> stretch marks.
> Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to=
> her farts!!!
> Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay
> because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
> Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
> Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
> Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
> Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for he=
r
> Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came bac=
k
> with sandals!!!
> Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to
> get the fuck off!!!
> Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!=
!
> Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
> Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
> Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
> Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
> =
> To see more... go to http://www.tue.home.ml.org
Your mam is so fat, she uses a VHS tape as a beeper
Your mama is so fat she uses a highway as a slip n slide
Your mama is so fat she uses her driveway as an ironing board
Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarter, bugers shot out of
George
Washington=92s nose.
Your mama is so fat no one lets her wear Malcom X jackets because
helicopters keep on
trying to land on her.
Your mama is so fat she broke the Family tree
Your mama is so fat she is on both sides of the family. =
Your mama is so fat No one lets her wear yellow jackets because every
morning kids start
jumping on top of her thinking she is a school bus.
Your mama is so fat when she steppen on a talking scale it said "to be
continued"
Your mama is so fat she needed a king size coffin for her funeral.
Your mama is so fat that when Im done having sex with her, I roll over
twice and Im still
on her.
Your mama is so fat, she fell, broke her leg, and gravy spilled out.
Your mom is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
Your mom is like a stop sign, she is at every corner.
Your mother is so stupid if she shot an arrow into the sky she would
miss.
Your mother is so desperate, she has to put bones around her neck just
to play with the
dog.
yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
your mama is so fat she takes up both sides of the family
YO momma so stupid she bought a wind powered fan.
YO momma so stupid she bought a solar powered lamp.
Yo momma so fat she makes a redwood look like a Rosebush.
yo mama=92s so old her birth certificate is carved in stone
YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE WEIGHS HERSELF ON THE SCALE, IT
READS BACK "ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE!!!" =
YO MAMA'S TEETH ARE SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE SMILES SHE STOPS
TRAFFIC...
YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN GOD SAID LET THEIR BE LIGHT SHE OPENED
HER LEGS!!!!
YO MAMA TEETH SO YELLOW SHE COULD BUTTER BREAD
YO MAMA GOTS ONE LEG, I TOOK HER DANCIN SHE DID THE STEP.
Yo mama so ugly her husband took her on a business trip with him so he
wouldn't have to
kiss her goodbye
yo mama's such a ho the only reason she wears panties is to keep her
ankles warm
Yo mama so stupid she robbed a bank and came back for a receipt.
Yo mama so stupid she was in a phone booth with a phone stuck in her ass
waiting on a
booty call.
Yo Mamma is so stupid she's only got one hand and she bought the
clapper.
YO MOMMA SO STANKY SHE MADE BEN GAY GO STRAIGHT!
Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in in the third grade
Yo mama so old she knew Captain Crunch when he was just a skipper.
Yo mama=92s so poor, I saw her kicking can, I asked what she was
doin=92...she said Moving!!
Yo mama=92s so funky, when she wears secret it tells on her.
-- =
Jim and Christine
Dallas, TX
8/9/97...and closing fast.
Check out our wedding page at
Robair1995
Wasn't Yo Mama So Fat that guy they could never catch on
"Hawaii Five-O?"
--Robair
Robair1995
Robair1995
Robair1995
Dave Mackey
Robair1995 <robai...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970303201...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> Wasn't Yo Mama So Fat that guy they could never catch on
> "Hawaii Five-O?"
>
> --Robair
Hmmph. Damn repeats again. Let's see what's on "Hard Copy"...
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