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Here are the 8 WWF wrestlers who will take part in tonight's show.
One of them will walk away with up to $1 million for the charity of
their choice. The rest will leave...as round by round they are voted
off as...

THE WEAKEST LINK! (WWF Superstars II Edition)
=============================================

Once again, the stars of the World Wrestling Federation try to layeth
the smacketh downeth on Anne...only without the pesky WCW, ECW and
"Alliance" parts from the last show.

Contestants:
(Name, Role in WWF,
Location, Charity)
TERRI RUNNELS, "She-Devil"; valet,
Live Oak FL, Ronald McDonald House
KANE, Undertaker's 'little' brother,
Parts Unknown, St. Jude's Children's Hospital
EDGE, 7-time Tag Team Champ and 4-time Intercontinental Champ,
Toronto ONT, Humane Society
BUBBA RAY DUDLEY, half of the Dudley Boyz,
"Dudleyville USA", American Cancer Society
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, 6-time WWF Champion...what?,
Victoria TX, Christopher Reeves Paralysis Foundation
D VON DUDLEY, other half of the Dudley Boyz,
"Dudleyville USA", Thelma C. Hughes Scholarship Fund out of
Memorial
Baptist Church in Harlem NY
"THE KING" JERRY LAWLER, color commentator on RAW and SMACK DOWN!,
Memphis TN, Special Olympics
DEBRA AUSTIN, wife to Stone Cold,
Tuscaloosa AL, Humane Society
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ROUND 1 2 minutes, 30 seconds

Money banked: $16,000
Chains banked: 6
TERRI : 3 right, 0 wrong
KANE : 2 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain
EDGE : 2 right, 1 wrong
BUBBA : 3 right, 0 wrong, 1 chain *STRONGEST LINK**BANKED MOST*
STONE COLD : 2 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain
D VON : 1 right, 2 wrong, 2 chains *WEAKEST LINK*
THE KING : 2 right, 1 wrong
DEBRA : 1 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain

"Who, in that last round, was wrestling with intelligence and losing?"

TERRI : EDGE
KANE : D VON
EDGE : DEBRA
BUBBA : DEBRA
STONE COLD : D VON
D VON : EDGE
THE KING : D VON
DEBRA : EDGE

Anne: "We have a tie, team: Edge and D Von, 3 votes each. Stone
Cold,...why should we know you?"
Stone Cold: "(clears throat) What?! (during applause) POW! I'm the
leader of this illustrious group. That's why you should know me."
Anne: "Who says you're the leader?"
Stone Cold: "I do."
Anne: "Why D Von?"
Stone Cold: "I knew down the road these guys were gonna team up
against me, I need to split 'em up now. I did it 'cause I like ya.
Not very much, but I like ya."
Anne: "You didn't consider voting for Debra."
Stone Cold: "'Cause I'm not stupid. I might not get too many answers
right today but, if I vote for her, be the dumbest thing I ever did."
Anne: "Terri,...where are your muscles?"
Terri: "I don't think I have very many compared to these guys over
there"
Anne: "So do you wrestle?"
Terri: "Occasionally."
Anne: "Oh. And what ELSE do you do?"
Terri: "Parade around the ring with not very much on, I'm afraid to
say."
Anne: (after appreciative applause) "Are those real breasts?"
Terri: "Excuse me?"
Anne: "Are they real breasts?"
Terri: "They are as fake as...my hair."
Anne: "Your hair. Why Edge?"
Terri: "Because I think he should've been able to get out the words
"Ocean's 11" [Edge mispalced the "s" in the title of the George
Clooney film about robbing Las Vegas banks]."
Anne: "OK. Well, when the vote's tied, the 'strongest link' has to
cast the deciding vote. And, astonishingly, the 'strongest link' in
the first round...was Bubba. (laughter) Bubba, is that 'old-man' shirt
hiding muscle or flab?"
Bubba: "Why don't you come take a look yourself?"
Anne: "How should we know you?"
Bubba: "'Cause I'm one half of the greatest tag team that ever
existed."
Anne: "Who's the other half?"
Bubba: "D Von."
Anne: "You have a choice now between Edge..and your partner D Von."
Bubba: "Well, much like Stone Cold couldn't vote off HIS wife, I can't
vote off MINE."
Anne: "Oh, I see. I didn't understand you were a couple as well, are
you?"
Bubba: "Yes, yes."
D Von: "No, absolutely NOT!"
Anne: "So what's your choice?"
Bubba: "Regrettably, it'll have to be Edge"
Anne: "Edge,...this reeks of favoritism. [One of Edge's old catch
phrases was "This reeks of awesomeness!"] But, you ARE the 'weakest
link'. Good-bye!"
Edge : "Yeah, yeah...I got ripped off..."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ROUND 2 2 minutes, 20 seconds

Money banked: $7,500
Chains banked: 3
TERRI : 0 right, 2 wrong *WEAKEST LINK*
KANE : 2 right, 0 wrong
BUBBA : 3 right, 0 wrong, 1 chain *STRONGEST LINK*
STONE COLD : 1 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain
D VON : 1 right, 1 wrong
THE KING : 1 right, 1 wrong
DEBRA : 0 right, 2 wrong, 1 chain

"Who needs a referee to count to ten?"

TERRI : DEBRA
KANE : D VON
BUBBA : THE KING
STONE COLD : D VON
D VON : TERRI
THE KING : D VON
DEBRA : KANE

Anne: "Kane,...do you collect the dry cleaning like that? [Kane was
dressed in his usual wrestling tights, the only one on the team who
was dressed as such.]"
Kane: "Actually, I don't HAVE any dry-cleaning; this is my only suit."
Anne: "You got any special moves?"
Kane: "I do the Chokeslam and the Tombstone Piledriver."
Anne: "Show me."
Stone Cold: "Do it, please..."
All: (chanting) "Kane! Kane! Kane! Kane!" [But, no, he doesn't do
it.]
Anne: "Why D Von?"
Kane: "He kept on looking at me funny."
Anne: "The King,...why do they call you that?"
The King: "Maybe, uh, if you spend a night with me, you would know why
they call me The King."
Anne: "Have you slept with anyone here?"
D Von: (after The King looks his way) "No! Why must you GO there?!"
Anne: "No one has asked you?"
The King: "No, they have not."
Anne: "Not even D Von?"
The King: "Not even D Von."
D Von: "You're KILLIN' me!
Anne: "I thought that was why you were voting him off."
The King: "No, I'm voting him off because...I mean, here's a guy who
doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'...along with a thousand
OTHER words, like 'ballet'. [D Von didn't know a ballerina performs
ballet.]"
Anne: "Stone Cold,...why D Von?"
Stone Cold: "He missed a question that was very dear to my heart."
Anne: "What was that?"
Stone Cold: "About ballet."
Anne: "D Von, our ballet expert, perhaps can give us a little of "Swan
Lake" as he walks down the Walk of Shame. You ARE the 'weakest link'.
Good-bye."
D Von: (as he walks) "Bang, zoom!"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ROUND 3 2 minutes, 10 seconds

Money banked: $20,000
Chains banked: 5
TERRI : 2 right, 1 wrong
KANE : 1 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain
BUBBA : 3 right, 0 wrong, 1 chain *STRONGEST LINK*
STONE COLD : 3 right, 0 wrong
THE KING : 3 right, 0 wrong
DEBRA : 1 right, 2 wrong, 3 chains *WEAKEST LINK* *BANKED MOST*

"Which wrestler here has been snacking on dumbbells?"

TERRI : KANE
KANE : DEBRA
BUBBA : DEBRA
STONE COLD : TERRI
THE KING : KANE
DEBRA : TERRI

Anne: "We have a tie, team: Terri, Kane and Debra, 2 votes each.
Terri,...why Kane?"
Terri: "Well, as he was saying to you, it's his only suit, and he
doesn't take it to the cleaners, and I'm very aware of that at this
very moment and I can't take it anymore. [She's right next to him.]"
Anne: "OK. Kane, why Debra?"
Kane: "Bubba and D Von [I think he meant The King, but who knows] they
got the tag team thing going. And I can't vote for Steve because,
every time I do something to him, he gets mad at me and we end up in a
big fight, so I had to vote off Debra."
Anne: "Are you frightened of him?"
Kane: "I'm not frightened of him. I just don't want to fight with him
here."
Anne: "So, Debra, what are you famous for?"
Debra: "I'm famous...for being Steve's wife."
Anne: "Oh, you're a real feminist, aren't you? And why are you voting
off Terri?"
Debra: "Because she voted me off last time. [Actually it was the round
before that one]"
Anne: "Right. Well, when the vote's tied, the 'strongest link' has to
cast the deciding vote. And the 'strongest link', not for the first
time,...was Bubba. (mild applause) OK, so, now you have a choice: you
can stick with Debra or you can change your vote to Kane or Terri."
Bubba: "I'm going to have to stick with my original vote." (Stone
Cold, right next to him, turns his back on him.)
Anne: "Debra, you ARE the 'weakest link'. Good-bye."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ROUND 4 2 minutes even

Money banked: $10,000
Chains banked: 3
TERRI : 2 right, 0 wrong
KANE : 1 right, 0 wrong *BANKED MOST*
BUBBA : 3 right, 0 wrong *STRONGEST LINK*
STONE COLD : 1 right, 0 wrong *WEAKEST LINK*
THE KING : 3 right, 0 wrong

"Who might have had a better career in THUMB wrestling?"

TERRI : KANE
KANE : TERRI
BUBBA : TERRI
STONE COLD : BUBBA
THE KING : KANE

Anne: "We have another tie, team: Terri and Kane, two votes each.
Terri, why Kane?"
Terri: "He STILL smells, Anne."
Anne: "Kane, are you FRIGHTENED of a little woman?"
Kane: "No. She keeps on saying I smell, though."
Anne: "Well, when the vote's tied, the 'strongest link' has to cast
the deciding vote. And the 'strongest link'...was Bubba. (laughter)
Bubba, why Terri?"
Bubba: "Well, I have enough heat as it is right now, so I'm going with
the person least likely to kick my ass after the show's over."
Anne: "You COULD change your vote to Kane."
Bubba: "No, I wouldn't. No. Thank you, though. Thank you, but no."
Anne: "OK. Terri, what I am about to say to you is VERY real! You
ARE the 'weakest link'. Good-bye."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ROUND 5 1 minute, 50 seconds

Money banked: $1,000
Chains banked: 1
KANE : 2 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain *STRONGEST LINK**BANKED MOST*
BUBBA : 2 right, 2 wrong
STONE COLD : 1 right, 2 wrong *WEAKEST LINK*
THE KING : 2 right, 1 wrong

"I urge you: knock off the knucklehead, junk the giant!"

KANE : STONE COLD
BUBBA : STONE COLD
STONE COLD : BUBBA
THE KING : KANE

Anne: "Bubba, you found some courage?"
Bubba: "Um, yeah. I also found a lot of pain and anguish in the
upcoming weeks."
Anne: "Why have you voted for him (Stone Cold)?"
Bubba: "Um,...he got answers wrong, that's all. [It could ALSO be the
30 seconds he took to get a wrong answer in the round]"
Anne: "Stone Cold,...the bottom line is, because *I* say so...[Stone
Cold's favorite finishing phrase is "And that's the bottom line,
'cause Stone Cold said so!"]...you ARE the 'weakest link'. Good-bye!"
[As Stone Cold leaves, he takes his nameplate off his podium and
shoves it in Anne's face...like she needs a reminder who he is.]
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ROUND 6 1 minute, 40 seconds

Money banked: $10,000
Chains banked: 2
KANE : 4 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain *STRONGEST LINK*
BUBBA : 3 right, 1 wrong, 1 chain
THE KING : 2 right, 2 wrong *WEAKEST LINK*

"Who is least likely to help you raise that bank balance?"

KANE : THE KING
BUBBA : THE KING
THE KING : KANE

Anne: "Bubba,..."
Bubba: "What do ya say there, sweet cheeks?"
Anne: "Why The King?"
Bubba: "It just came down to either one of them, and King miseed one
or two more answers than Kane."
Anne: "OK. Well, whichever way you slice it, The King has been
dethroned. You ARE the 'weakest link'. Good-bye."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
ROUND 7 1 minute, 30 seconds
(DOUBLE ROUND)
Money banked: $9,500 (doubled to $19,000)
Chains banked: 4
KANE : 6 right, 0 wrong, 1 chain
BUBBA : 2 right, 5 wrong, 3 chains *BANKED MOST*
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
FINAL ROUND (BANKED GRAND TOTAL: $83,500)

Kane, being 'strongest link' of Round 7, elects to go first

KANE - Q: What "Pine Tree State" is the largest in area of the New
England States?
A: Maine (correct)
BUBBA - Q: What small fish is a traditional ingredient in Caeser's
Salad?
A: Anchovies (correct)
KANE - Q: A lunar eclipse can only occur during which phase of the
moon?
A: A full moon (correct)
BUBBA - Q: In what ocean does the Prime Meridian meet the equator?
A: Atlantic (correct)
KANE - Q: In literature, what fairy tale character has a name
meaning, "girl of the ashes"?
A: Pheonix (incorrect; Cinderella)
BUBBA - Q: Which is the only President on Mount Rushmore that served
in the 20th Century?
A: Theodore Roosevelt (correct)
KANE - Q: In U.S. liquid measurement, how many cups are in a gallon?
A: 64 (incorrect; 16)
BUBBA - Q: Buck is the name of the dog in what Jack London novel?
A: "Old Yeller" (incorrect; "The Call of the Wild")
KANE - Q: What former soldier involved in the Iran/Contra Affair ran
for a Virigina Senate seat in 1994?
A: Oliver North (correct)
BUBBA - Q: What ship, celebrated in a Gordon Lightfoot song, sank to
the bottom of Lake Superior in 1975?
A: Don't know (incorrect; "Edmund Fitzgerald")
**SUDDEN DEATH!**
KANE - Q: What tennis player survived a stabbing attack and went on
to win the 1996 Australian Open?
A: Monica Seles (correct)
BUBBA - Q: Who is the current U.S. Attorney General?
A: Janet Reno (incorrect; John Ashcroft)

1 2 3 4 5 SD
KANE O O X X O O
BUBBA O O O X X X

Kane is the Strongest Link and leaves with $83,500 for St. Jude's
Children's Hospital!
Bubba...just...leaves (Yeah, yeah, y'know...$10K goes to everyone
else's charity)!

NOTES:
Another decent showing for the supposedly stupid wrestlers.

Bubba (funny, I've always called him 'Buh Buh') and Kane were the ONLY
'strongest link's in the entire show. I can't recall a player being
'strongest link' through the first FOUR rounds!

For those who were confused, Stone Cold is known nowadays for
constantly saying "What?" while being interviewed. Hence why everyone
laughed when he said that to Anne.

Just like Triple H couldn't vote Stephanie off, Stone Cold and Debra
stayed loyal to each other.

WWF's WRESTLEMANIA X-8 is on pay-per-view Sunday, March 17 at 8pm
ET...what, you thought they were on there just for their charities?!

Soap Stars are next. Oh WHEN will these celeb editions END?! PLEASE,
people, call the contestant hotline so they can put some REAL
contestants on there!!!

In conclusion,...Terri's hair is FAKE?!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Join us next time for another review of "Weakest Link"... *wink*...
good-bye.

Dean Scungio

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"The Weakest Link" Stats
Date: 3/10/2002
WWF Edition, Part 2

Contestants:
1. Terri Runnels
2. Kane
3. Edge
4. Bubba Ray Dudley
5. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
6. D-Von Dudley
7. Jerry "The King" Lawler
8. Debra (Austin's wife)


Round 1 (2:30)
--------------
ROUND BANK: $16,000 (out of $125,000)
TOTAL BANK: $16,000 (out of $125,000)

STATS: ( *: correct, X: incorrect, $: banked, -: time expired )
Rnd Full
1 2 3 %age %age
Terri * * * 100 100
Kane X $* * 67 67 Lost $1,000, Banked $2,500
Edge * X * 67 67 Lost $1,000
Bubba * * $* 100 100 Strongest Link, Banked $5,000
Steve $* * X 67 67 Banked $2,500, Lost $1,000
D-Von $* $X $X 33 33 Weakest Link, Banked $1,000, $2,500, $0
Jerry * X * 67 67
Debra $* X - 50 50 Banked $2,500
TEAM: 70 70

They had a streak of 8 right answers for a possible $125,000, but because of
their rapid banking, they only got $8,500 out of it. D-Von banked $0 in
this round.

VOTING
Terri: EDGE
Kane: D-VON
Edge: DEBRA
Bubba: DEBRA
Steve: D-VON
D-Von: EDGE
Jerry: D-VON
Debra: EDGE

Results: D-Von 3, Edge 3, Debra 2
Bubba (StrLink) breaks the tie by voting for EDGE.


Round 2 (2:20)
--------------
ROUND BANK: $7,500 (out of $125,000)
TOTAL BANK: $23,500 (out of $250,000)

STATS: ( *: correct, X: incorrect, $: banked, -: time expired )
Rnd Full
4 5 6 %age %age
Terri X X 0 60 Weakest Link
Kane * * 100 80
Edge 67
Bubba * * * 100 100 Strongest Link
Steve * $X $- 50 60 Banked $2,500 twice
D-Von X * 50 40 Lost $2,500
Jerry X * 50 60
Debra X $X 0 25 Banked $2,500
TEAM: 53 63

VOTING
Terri: DEBRA
Kane: D-VON
Bubba: JERRY
Steve: D-VON
D-Von: TERRI
Jerry: D-VON
Debra: KANE

Results: D-Von 3, Debra 1, Jerry 1, Kane 1, Terri 1

Kane, Steve and Jerry have each voted for D-Von twice. Finally, he's gone.


Round 3 (2:10)
--------------
ROUND BANK: $20,000 (out of $125,000)
TOTAL BANK: $43,500 (out of $375,000)

STATS: ( *: correct, X: incorrect, $: banked, -: time expired )
Rnd Full
7 8 9 10 %age %age
Terri X X - 0 71
Kane $X * 50 71 Banked $2,500
Edge 67
Bubba * * * 100 100 Strongest Link
Steve * * * 100 75
D-Von 40
Jerry * * * 100 75
Debra $* $X $X 33 29 Weakest Link, Banked $5,000 3 times
TEAM: 81 69

An excellent round was played with 13 out of 16 answers right. Three
players were perfect in this round, but Bubba is the Strongest Link for the
third round in a row.

VOTING
Terri: KANE
Kane: DEBRA
Bubba: DEBRA
Steve: TERRI
Jerry: KANE
Debra: TERRI

Results: Debra 2, Kane 2, Terri 2
Bubba (StrLink) breaks the tie by voting for DEBRA.


Round 4 (2:00)
--------------
ROUND BANK: $10,000 (out of $125,000)
TOTAL BANK: $53,500 (out of $500,000)

STATS: ( *: correct, X: incorrect, $: banked, -: time expired )
Rnd Full
11 12 13 14 %age %age
Terri X * * 67 70 Lost $1,000
Kane X $* $- 50 67 Banked $2,500 and $5,000
Edge 67
Bubba * * * 100 100 Strongest Link
Steve X X $* 33 64 Weakest Link, Lost $1K twice, Banked $2,500
D-Von 40
Jerry * * * 100 82
Debra 29
TEAM: 71 69

Bubba is 12 for 12 so far and has been the Strongest Link for four rounds in
a row! They had a streak of 7 right answers in this round for a possible
$75,000, but it was banked as $10,000.

VOTING
Terri: KANE
Kane: TERRI
Bubba: TERRI
Steve: BUBBA
Jerry: KANE

Results: Kane 2, Terri 2, Bubba 1
Bubba (StrLink) breaks the tie by voting for Terri.


Round 5 (1:50)
--------------
ROUND BANK: $1,000 (out of $125,000)
TOTAL BANK: $54,500 (out of $625,000)

STATS: ( *: correct, X: incorrect, $: banked, -: time expired )
Rnd Full
15 16 17 18 %age %age
Terri 70
Kane * X $* 67 75 Strongest Link, Lost $1,000, Banked $1,000
Edge 67
Bubba X X * * 50 88 Lost $1,000
Steve * X X - 33 57 Weakest Link, Lost $1,000
D-Von 40
Jerry X * * 67 79 Lost $1,000
Debra 29
TEAM: 54 67

Bubba finally gets a question wrong. In this "pathetic" round, the team's
record was 7 out of 13, and Kane was the only person who banked money in
this round.

VOTING
Kane: STEVE
Bubba: STEVE
Steve: BUBBA
Jerry: KANE

Results: Steve 2, Bubba 1, Kane 1


Round 6 (1:40)
--------------
ROUND BANK: $10,000 (out of $125,000)
TOTAL BANK: $64,500 (out of $750,000)

STATS: ( *: correct, X: incorrect, $: banked, -: time expired )
Rnd Full
19 20 21 22 23 %age %age
Terri 70
Kane * $* X * * 80 71 Strongest Link, Banked $5,000
Edge 67
Bubba * * * $X - 75 85 Banked $5,000
Steve 57
D-Von 40
Jerry * X * X 50 72 Weakest Link, Lost $2,500
Debra 29
TEAM: 69 67

We have a streak of 5 right answers to start the round. The fire inside
Kane is starting to show as he gets 4 out of 5 right heading into Round 7.

VOTING
Kane: JERRY
Bubba: JERRY
Jerry: KANE

Results: Jerry 2, Kane 1

Jerry has voted for Kane four times in a row, but "The King" gets the "royal
flush" here.


Round 7 (1:30) ($250,000 Chain)
-------------------------------
ROUND BANK: $19,000 (out of $250,000)
FINAL BANK: $83,500 (out of $1,000,000)

STATS: ( *: correct, X: incorrect, $: banked, -: time expired )
Rnd Full
19 20 22 21 22 23 %age %age
Terri 70
Kane * * * * * $* 100 78 Strongest Link, Banked $10,000
Edge 67
Bubba X * $X $X * $- 40 76 WeakL, Lost $2K, Banked $2K twice and
$10K
Steve 57
D-Von 40
Jerry 72
Debra 29
TEAM: 73 68

Kane's on fire! He got all his answers right in this round.


Shootout
--------
Kane: (*) (*) (X) (X) (*)|(*)
Bubba: (*) (*) (*) (X) (X)|(X)

Kane walks through hellfire and brimstone (and the gaze of Anne Robinson) to
win $83,500 for his charity! Bubba Ray goes back to Dudleyville. All the
other wrestlers get $10,000.


FINAL STATS:
Q: Win Q:Lose
Record (%) BANKED LOST VOTES Streak Streak

Kane 22/29 (76%) $ 23,500 $ 2,000 7 10 2
Bubba 22/31 (71%) 26,500 3,000 2 12 3
Jerry 13/18 (72%) 0 3,500 3 7 1
Steve 8/14 (57%) 10,000 4,000 2 3 2
Terri 7/10 (70%) 0 1,000 6 3 2
Debra 2/ 7 (29%) 20,000 0 6 1 3
D-Von 2/ 5 (40%) 3,500 2,500 6 1 3
Edge 2/ 3 (67%) 0 1,000 4 1 1
================================
78/117 (67%) $83,500 $17,000

TEAM STATS:
Team overall win/loss record: 78/117 (66.7%)

Total chains banked: 25 ($83,500)
Highest chain banked: $5,000 (8) (Rnd1: Bubba; Rnd3 (3): Debra (3); Rnd4:
Kane; Rnd6 (2): Kane, Bubba; Rnd7: Bubba (as $10K))
Other chains banked: $2,500 (12) (Rnd1 (4): Steve, Debra, Kane, D-Von;
Rnd2 (3): Steve (2), Debra; Rnd3 (2): Kane, Bubba; Rnd4 (2): Kane, Steve;
Rnd7: Bubba (as $5K))
$1,000 (4) (Rnd1: D-Von; Rnd5: Kane; Rnd7 (2): Bubba
(2, as $2K each))
$0 (Rnd1: D-Von)

Total chains broken: 13 ($17,000)
Most money lost: $2,500 (2) (Rnd2: D-Von; Rnd6: Jerry)
Other money lost: $1,000 (11) (Rnd1 (3): Kane, Edge, Steve; Rnd4 (3):
Steve (2), Terri; Rnd5 (4): Jerry, Bubba, Kane, Steve; Rnd7: Bubba (as $2K))

Team winning streaks: 8 (Rnd1), 7 (Rnd4), 5 (3) (Rnd3 (2), Rnd6), 4 (Rnd1),
3 (5) (Rnd3, Rnd5, Rnd6, Rnd7 (2))
Team losing streaks: 4 (Rnd2), 3 (Rnd1)


You are all weakest links. Goodbye! <wink>

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Mar 12, 2002, 1:59:52 AM3/12/02
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>Here are the 8 WWF wrestlers who will take part in tonight's show.
>One of them will walk away with up to $1 million for the charity of
>their choice. The rest will leave...as round by round they are voted
>off as...
>

OH MY GOD! TWO OF 'EM!!!!

Wolvie are you in competition to sooth your ego with Soria? After all he's
"Invisible" because no one likes his posts or responds to them......

Wrestling: Not a Sport. If you're going to do a summary on TWL DO ONE ON
PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT! NOT PHONY ASS RIGGED ATHLETES!!!!

Chuck
"All I wanted was a place in your heart, to find you.....All I needed was
someone to love...and tonight it's you...."--Cheap Trick

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Mark Jeffries

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Mar 12, 2002, 12:59:55 PM3/12/02
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spor...@aol.comeonyou (General Blitz) wrote in message news:<20020312015952...@mb-mq.aol.com>...

> >Here are the 8 WWF wrestlers who will take part in tonight's show.
> >One of them will walk away with up to $1 million for the charity of
> >their choice. The rest will leave...as round by round they are voted
> >off as...
> >
>
> OH MY GOD! TWO OF 'EM!!!!
>
> Wolvie are you in competition to sooth your ego with Soria? After all he's
> "Invisible" because no one likes his posts or responds to them......
>
> Wrestling: Not a Sport. If you're going to do a summary on TWL DO ONE ON
> PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT! NOT PHONY ASS RIGGED ATHLETES!!!!

Before you get too excited, Chris at least is the regular summarizer
of "TWL" around here. He's just doing his regular job.

And to Chris' comment: There *are* civilian nighttime eps of "TWL"
that were made for this season. Except for the Halloween and
Christmas costume shows, they've been airing on Pax instead (at least
two of them), since NBC would rather run the celeb shows (and they
also changed the schedule of "TWL" from twice to once a week rather
quickly).

And when I get the chance, I'll write something about last Friday's
Chicago-only celeb ep of syndie "TWL" with local radio
personalities--something those of you in other major markets can
probably expect during May sweeps.

Brett A. Pasternack

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Mar 13, 2002, 1:49:45 AM3/13/02
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Mark Jeffries wrote:
>
> spor...@aol.comeonyou (General Blitz) wrote in message news:<20020312015952...@mb-mq.aol.com>...
> And when I get the chance, I'll write something about last Friday's
> Chicago-only celeb ep of syndie "TWL" with local radio
> personalities--something those of you in other major markets can
> probably expect during May sweeps.

Yes, I've already heard about a New York version.

Master of All I See

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Mar 13, 2002, 10:03:28 AM3/13/02
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"General Blitz" <spor...@aol.comeonyou> wrote in message
news:20020312015952...@mb-mq.aol.com...

> >Here are the 8 WWF wrestlers who will take part in tonight's show.
> >One of them will walk away with up to $1 million for the charity of
> >their choice. The rest will leave...as round by round they are voted
> >off as...
> >
>
> OH MY GOD! TWO OF 'EM!!!!
>
> Wolvie are you in competition to sooth your ego with Soria? After all he's
> "Invisible" because no one likes his posts or responds to them......
>
> Wrestling: Not a Sport. If you're going to do a summary on TWL DO ONE ON
> PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT! NOT PHONY ASS RIGGED ATHLETES!!!!
>
> Chuck
> "All I wanted was a place in your heart, to find you.....All I needed was
> someone to love...and tonight it's you...."--Cheap Trick

All due respect, General Blitz, but I this that this post was on-topic. It
was a summary of a game show. Admittedly, I dont' care much for the WWF,
but they were on a game show, and it was summarized for us.

Also, the subject line clearly said "WWF," so I don't see how anyone could
mistakenly read this without knowing exactly what it is.

Bottom line: This was an on-topic post that you didn't care to read,
General Blitz. Just ignore it and move on. There are people who DO care to
read these posts, and you have no business trying to censor them. It's not
like they were talking about what happened on Smackdown last night. They
were talking about The Weakest Link, which we all accept as a game show.
You certainly didn't have to flame anyone about it.

Steve <---------------- I just don't get why this is controversial.


Zach Horan

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Mar 13, 2002, 10:09:40 AM3/13/02
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>Bottom line: This was an on-topic post that you didn't care to read,
>General Blitz.

>All due respect, General Blitz, but I this that this post was on-topic. It


>was a summary of a game show. Admittedly, I dont' care much for the WWF,
>but they were on a game show, and it was summarized for us.

The post was on topic, but some people have something against WWF and NASCAR
fans in here(although there are a couple of each amongst the upstanding
citizens here). Dont' ask why that is.

Streaming Wizard

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Mar 13, 2002, 11:20:13 AM3/13/02
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In article <20020313100940...@mb-ca.aol.com>,
zach...@aol.com (Zach Horan) wrote:

In this group, WWF and NASCAR are a lot like PYL... most of the fans are
basically normal, but a few are so obsessed that that's all they post
about, and they make the same posts over and over again. Brian Henke is
the quintessential example.

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Brandon Brooks

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Mar 13, 2002, 11:32:09 AM3/13/02
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"Zach Horan" <zach...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Thanks for stating the obvious, Zach.

Brandon Brooks


Proud Uncle of Carole Ann Since 1/16/02, 10:31 AM (EST)

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Mar 13, 2002, 6:11:06 PM3/13/02
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"Brett A. Pasternack" <bret...@erols.com> wrote in message
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Any word yet as to who'll appear on that ep?

Chuck Donegan (The Curious "Chuckie Baby")


Brett A. Pasternack

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Mar 14, 2002, 2:37:21 AM3/14/02
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You know, I thought I saw something about that on one of the radio
forums I'm on, but I can't find it. I'll post here if it turns up.

Proud Uncle of Carole Ann Since 1/16/02, 10:31 AM (EST)

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Mar 15, 2002, 6:37:42 PM3/15/02
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"Brett A. Pasternack" <bret...@erols.com> wrote in message
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> You know, I thought I saw something about that on one of the radio
> forums I'm on, but I can't find it. I'll post here if it turns up.

OK, thanks. :-)

Chuck Donegan (The Appreciative "Chuckie Baby")


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