The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz Capsule Submission

Joe Klemm

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Mar 4, 2001, 8:47:32 PM3/4/01

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No review here.

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DYN's

the Kiff-like aliens in the ship from Green Party?
the "Free Chilly Willy" protest sign?

Refs.

The Birdman of Alcatraz
-Title

Exxon Valdez spill
-Wong Valdez spilling dark matter
-Bender being sober during the spill (the captain of the Valdez was drunk at
the time)

Titanic sinking
-600 hulls (or whatever they are called) a la the 6 hulls that the Titanic had.

Star Wars
-Bender making an Artoo sound

Joe Klemm

Mike Zaite

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Mar 4, 2001, 8:59:42 PM3/4/01

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Joe Klemm wrote:

> No review here.
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> Exxon Valdez spill
> -Wong Valdez spilling dark matter
> -Bender being sober during the spill (the captain of the Valdez was drunk at
> the time)

Also the play on Juan Valdez the Colombian coffee man.

> Titanic sinking
> -600 hulls (or whatever they are called) a la the 6 hulls that the Titanic had.

The Titanic only had one hull segmented into watertight compartments. Now most
modern supertankers have multiple hulls
--
Mike Zaite ICQ:25758172

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would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The
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the donkey. "-Jimmy James, News Radio

Eric S.

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Mar 4, 2001, 9:20:29 PM3/4/01

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tna...@aol.com (Joe Klemm) wrote:
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>Titanic sinking
>-600 hulls (or whatever they are called) a la the 6 hulls that the Titanic had.

That was 6,000 hulls. Damn it! Why didn't they make it 6,001? When will
they learn?!

Alex Cain

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Mar 4, 2001, 10:43:29 PM3/4/01

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THAT'S R2!!! R2, DAMMIT, R2!!!!

I sentence you to be frozen in carbonite for ten thousand bleems.

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> Joe Klemm

Michael Nusair

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Mar 4, 2001, 11:09:12 PM3/4/01

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Alex Cain wrote:

> > Star Wars
> > -Bender making an Artoo sound
>
> THAT'S R2!!! R2, DAMMIT, R2!!!!
>
> I sentence you to be frozen in carbonite for ten thousand bleems.

Actually, the official spelling *is* Artoo.

I sentence you to be thrown in the sarlaac pit, where you will be slowly
digested over 1000 years.

Rich Bunnell

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Mar 4, 2001, 11:33:33 PM3/4/01

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Michael Nusair wrote:
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> Alex Cain wrote:
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> > > Star Wars
> > > -Bender making an Artoo sound
> >
> > THAT'S R2!!! R2, DAMMIT, R2!!!!
> >
> > I sentence you to be frozen in carbonite for ten thousand bleems.
>
> Actually, the official spelling *is* Artoo.

And the official spelling of "D'oh!" is "[annoyed grunt]," but we ain't
gonna start using it.

Mozeman

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Mar 5, 2001, 1:17:50 AM3/5/01

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"Joe Klemm" <tna...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Exxon Valdez spill
> -Wong Valdez spilling dark matter
> -Bender being sober during the spill (the captain of the Valdez was drunk
at
> the time)

Isn't it Juan Valdez instead of Wong?

Eric S.

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Mar 5, 2001, 1:47:51 AM3/5/01

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"Mozeman" <tmo...@moserbrothers.com> wrote:
>"Joe Klemm" <tna...@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:20010304204732...@ng-cl1.aol.com...
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>> Exxon Valdez spill
>> -Wong Valdez spilling dark matter
>

>Isn't it Juan Valdez instead of Wong?

Cuppa Cuppa Juan.

David Miscavige

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Mar 5, 2001, 3:09:54 AM3/5/01

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In article <3AA3110E...@home.com>, Michael Nusair
<mnu...@home.com> wrote:

> Alex Cain wrote:
>
> > > Star Wars
> > > -Bender making an Artoo sound
> >
> > THAT'S R2!!! R2, DAMMIT, R2!!!!
> >
> > I sentence you to be frozen in carbonite for ten thousand bleems.
>
> Actually, the official spelling *is* Artoo.
>
> I sentence you to be thrown in the sarlaac pit, where you will be slowly
> digested over 1000 years.
>

Don't mind Alex, he's an over-eager type, and hasn't been housebroken
yet.

Aaron Raphael Teitlebaum

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Mar 5, 2001, 3:27:14 AM3/5/01

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Yep, I'm pretty sure it was named after fictional(?) coffee magnate Juan
Valdez.

Aaron Teitlebaum
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AC

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Mar 4, 2001, 9:50:00 PM3/4/01

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Also the part when Zoidberg took with glee the new comic. LIke I will, when
issue #3 comes out.

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Ickyboy1

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Mar 5, 2001, 1:34:12 PM3/5/01

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>Refs.
>
>The Birdman of Alcatraz
>-Title

and the movie Orca: The Killer Whale...at the end where the whale opens its
mouth and all the penguins slide into it

Jym Dyer

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Mar 5, 2001, 2:46:56 PM3/5/01

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> -600 hulls (or whatever they are called) a la the 6 hulls
> that the Titanic had.

=v= 6000. It was a reference to the Exxon Valdez, not the
Titanic. Right down to the drunken bearded captain.
<_Jym_>

OmegaMan

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Mar 5, 2001, 4:05:45 PM3/5/01

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Probably. Wong Valdez doesn't make too whole hell
of a lot of sense.

Zikron the Insistent

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Mar 5, 2001, 8:18:07 PM3/5/01

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I believe the Orca ate Bo Derek's leg. BTW, a major physics goof is
the windchill factor being 20 degress below ablsoute zero. There
is nothing below absolute zero by definition. I sure hope someone gets
fired over that blunder.

Raphael Kirschke

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Mar 5, 2001, 5:18:04 PM3/5/01

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Zikron the Insistent schrieb:

>I believe the Orca ate Bo Derek's leg. BTW, a major physics goof is
>the windchill factor being 20 degress below ablsoute zero. There
>is nothing below absolute zero by definition. I sure hope someone gets
>fired over that blunder.

That's what they call a *joke*.

Raphael

Zikron the Insistent

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Mar 5, 2001, 8:54:18 PM3/5/01

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That's what I call being sarcastic.