Episode Capsule - 3ACV09 - The Cyber House Rules
Ostap Bender
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The Cyber House Rules Written by Lewis Morton
Directed by Susie Dietter
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Production code: 3ACV09 Original Airdate on FOX: 4/1/2001
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TV Guide synopsis:
At her orphanage's reunion, Leela's former taunter is now a doctor, who gives
her a cosmetic second eye. And, Bender adopts 12 kids, for the Government
stipend, of course.
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> Title sequence
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Opening theme promotion:
PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
Opening theme cartoon:
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> Did You Notice...
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> Voice Credits
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- Starring
- Billy West (Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Prof. Farnsworth, Cop)
- Katey Sagal (Leela)
- John DiMaggio (Bender, Elzar)
- Tress MacNeille (Basket voice, Fembot at the bar, Woman at the orphanarium)
Guest Starring
- Phil Lamarr (Hermes Conrad)
- Lauren Tom (Amy Wong)
- David Herman
- Tom Kenny
- Kath Soucie
- Nicole St. John
- Also Starring
- Maurice LaMarche (Morbo)
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> Movie (and other) references
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+ "The Cider House Rules" (Movie)
- Episode Title
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> Previous episode references
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- O'ZORGNAX'S PUB
- [1ACV01]
- Taco Bellevue Hospital
- [2ACV13]
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> Freeze frame fun
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Sign at the orphanarium reception
PLEASE
ADANDON
COATS
IN LOBBY
Outside the Taco Bellevue Hospital
NORMAL HEALTHY BABY?
SUPER-SIZE IT FOR 49c
Leela, T. on Leela's bed in the hospital.
Outside O'ZORGNAX'S PUB
YOUR ST. RODMAN'S DAY
HEADQUARTERS!
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> Animation, continuity, and other goofs
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> Reviews
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> Comments and other observations
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> Quotes and Scene Summary {}
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% At Planet Express. On TV Linda and Morbo drinking coffee in a domestic
% setting.
Morbo: So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids, and they
couldn't believe it. They were DELICIOUS. But I digress. Tremble
puny earthlings! One day, my race will destroy you all!
% Doorbell chimes. Footsteps running away.
Leela: Can one of you guys get that?
% Fry and Bender shake heads. Leela gets the door. A basket is lying on the
% steps, childish giggling is heard from it.
Leela: Oh! It's a doorbell baby! Hello, little guy. You know, I was
abandoned as a baby, too, so...
Bender: Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it. [Stomps on the basket]
Leela: Bender, stop! It's a baby.
Bender: A baby what? [Leela kicks him in the head] Ow!
% Leela unwraps the cloth in the basket. There's a card in there.
Leela: Oh, it's just a card from the orphanarium I grew up in.
Card: [In child's voice] Leela, you're invited to a reunion at Cookieville
Minimum-Security Orphanarium.
Woman's
voice: Please stand clear of self-destructing basket.[Basket explodes]
Leela: Aah!
Bender: A reunion at your old orphanarium, hey? You going to go?
Leela: No WAY, Jose-bot. I never want to see those other orphans again. Not
after the way they used to pick on me.
% Flashback to her orphanarium time. She's on a playground. A bunch of kids
% on around her, teasing.
All: One-eye, One-eye, One-eye!
Blind
kid: Nice depth perception, One-eye! [Laughs]
Leela: How can you make fun of me, Kirk? You're blind.
Kirk: My eyes may not work, but at least I got two of them. [Laughs
hysterically. Walks away]
Leela: [Sighs] Oh.
% Back to present.
Fry: Aw, that's terrible, Leela but imagine the look on their faces when
you show up with two friends who eat all the hors d'oeuvres.
Leela: Well, I wouldn't mind rubbing my success in a few choice faces.
Bender: Set a course for adventure!
% At the orphanarium. The ship lands in a parking lot surrounded by barb wire.
% Inside. Open pipes, water dripping. A bunch of owls roam around.
Fry: Eww! What a dump.
Leela: Oh, just like old times. Gosh... the bars on the windows seemed so
much thicker back then.
% An old man walks in. He looks at Leela and clears his throat. Leela turns
% to look.
Leela: Mr. Vogel, remember me?
Vogel: Leela! [In a mean tone] You're worthless and no one will ever love
you.
% They both laugh and hug.
Leela: Oh. You used to say that all the time.
Vogel: Oh, those were happier days.
% At the reception. The room is full of people, talking. Fry is looking at the
% refreshments table.
Fry: Mmm. The gristle-in-a-blanket isn't half bad.
Bender: And try one of these Popsicle sticks. They've absorbed quite a bit
of flavor.
Leela: Hey, look! It's our old group picture.
Fry: I don't see you anywhere.
Leela: [Points] That's me over in Cootietown.
Bender: Whoa! Get a load of this average-looking guy. [Points at some kid
in the crowd]
Leela: That's Adlai Atkins. I used to have kind of a crush on him.
% Flashback. Same playground, children tease her again.
Kids: One-eye, One-eye!
Kid: [With a French accent] Stupid as a French guy!
All: One-eye, One-eye, One-eye, One-eye.
% Camera focuses on the kid Bender pointed out. He's teasing Leela just like
% everyone else. Romantic music plays.
Leela: [Dreamily] Oh!
% Back to present.
Leela: Well, it's time to say hello to the old gang.
% Gulps her drink at once. Grabs Bender's drink and gulps it as well. Grabs
% a vase from the table, throws away the flowers and gulps the content of the
% vase, then walks off.
%
% In the next room, a group of bum-looking people talking.
Man 1: So, what you been up to since you left the orphanarium?
Man 2: Oh, living in a box, fighting the shakes. You?
Man 1: Selling kidneys, teeth. Whatever falls out of me.
Leela: And what am ? up to, you ask? Why, I'm a very successful space
captain.
Man 2: Oh!
Man 1: Wow!
Man 3: How nice for you, Leela.
Woman: That's so GOOD for a person with one eye.
Leela: Hey! You can't feel sorry for me. I'm a space captain and you're a
bunch of losers.
Man 1: Uh, right, right. WE're the losers. [Coughs. A tooth falls out of
his mouth]
Kirk: Well, if it isn't Old One-eye! [Laughs]
Leela: Oh, yeah? Well... shut up, Cane-boy!
Man 3: He can't hear you. He's deaf now.
Adlai: Leave Leela alone. She's leading a perfectly normal life. She's not
gussied up, duded-out, getting down or where it's at. Now run along.
% Bums walk away.
Leela: Thanks, Adlai. I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball.
Eh, Oddball.
Adlai: Nonsense. You're a space captain. That's a fine, conventional
profession.
Leela: Well, you know, it's just for a package delivery service.
Adlai: Uh-uh! A package is just a box until it's delivered.
Leela: Huh. I'd never thought of it that way. So what do you do these days?
Adlai: Oh, I'm a doctor.
Leela: A tall doctor, you say. [Brushes her hair with her hand]
% To Fry and Bender. Bender is gulping drinks from two glasses non-stop.
% while he drinks from one glass, the bartender fills the other. Fry is
% waiting his turn. A kid runs buy, giggling. Mr. Vogel comes up to Fry
% with a bunch of kids.
Vogel: Sir, you seem pretty stable. Have you thought about adopting one of
our kids?
Fry: Sure haven't.
Vogel: Well, keep adoption in mind. It's a great way to have a kid without
having sex.
Fry: Really?
Vogel: Plus... the government will help out with a small stipend of $100 a
week.
Bender: A hundred dollars a week! [Spits out his drink. Gulps another and
spits it out too]
% To Adlai and Leela. They are looking at the same old photograph.
Adlai: I'm so sorry I teased you back then. Let me make it up to you. I can
fix it so no one EVER makes fun of you again.
Leela: You mean by beating them up. Because I've broken the blind kid's
nose like ten times, and it doesn't make any difference.
Adlai: No. I specialize in phaser eye surgery. I can build you a paraffin
eye and graft it on with skin from your foot. It won't be able to
see but you'll look like a perfectly normal, two-eyed person.
Leela: Me? Perfectly normal? [Touches her eye]
% Fry is eating the hors d'oeuvres.
Fry: Mmm. [Tries another] Mmm.
% Children's cheering is heard. Bender walks in. A bunch of kids follow him.
Bender: Sons, daughters, meet Uncle Fry.
Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to
your ass?
Bender: No. It's called parenting. [To kids] Come on, dumplings. We've got
12 government stipends to collect.
Kids: Yay!
Boy: Oh, daddy's a giant toy!
% Back to Planet Express.
Prof.: Phaser eye surgery is a capital idea. I'm sure Leela's tired of
morons gaping at her eye all the time. [Gapes at Leela] Oh!
Amy: I think cosmetic surgery's great, Leela. I used to be too cute so I
had cuteness-reduction surgery [Points under her eye] here... and
[at her nose] here.
Fry: You guys are crazy. Leela doesn't need surgery. You look great the
way you are.
Leela: Oh, that's so sweet, Fry. But for once in my life, I just want to
look normal.
Fry: But you're BETTER than normal. You're ABNORMAL. If you ask me, you
shouldn't care WHAT other people think.
Leela: You're right. I'll start by not caring what YOU think. I'm getting
the surgery.
Prof.: That a girl.
Amy: Right on!
Hermes: Good call!
Zoidberg: Wonderful! And while you are under the knife you could also get an
ink pouch to help you escape your enemies.
Prof.: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard you imbecile!
% Raises a rolled up paper to hit Zoidberg. Zoidberg shoots a faceful of ink
% at him.
Zoidberg: Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! [Runs away]
% At Taco Bellevue Hospital.
Adlai: Now, we'll find out if the operation was a success. Hold on to your
hats.
% Starts taking the bandages off. Suspense music plays. When bandages come off
% it turns out to be a blond girl. Everyone gasps.
Adlai: Oh, I'm sorry. This is the wrong patient.
% Goes to the next bed.
%
% Suspense music plays again. Everyone gasps again. Now it's Leela and she has
% two eyes. The pupil of one of the eyes falls off.
Adlai: Oops!
% Takes out a marker and draws a new pupil. Leela smiles.
% [End of Act One. Act Time: Running Time:]
Amy: Leela, those eyes look so great on you.
Fry: Buh! I think she looked fine before.
Prof.: No.
Zoidberg: No.
Amy: Uh, no.
Hermes: Wrong.
Leela: Wow! Look at me. [Looks in the mirror. She blinks out of sync]
Although I don't have the hang of blinking yet.
Adlai: You'll get it. Personally, I try not to blink too much because it
seems flashy but when I do, I enjoy it.
Leela: [Looks in the mirror and blinks with both eyes at once] Oh! I did
it! I blunk!
Hermes: And just in time to screw up this picture I took. [Shows a picture
of Leela with both eye closed]
Leela: Hooray!
% "Pretty Woman" starts playing. Leela's coming out to the street to dump a
% box of "LEELA'S MONOCLES" in the trash. Cut to her coming out of the "EYE
% ROBOT" store wearing a pair fancy glasses, binoculars, one more pair of
% glasses on top of her head and one more in her hand. On her way she passes
% by Walt, Igner and Larry (Mom's henchmen), winks to them after she passes
% them. They lose their step and bump into each other.
%
% Cut to her and Amy applying makeup. Amy shows her how to use eye shadow on
% both eyes. Leela tries, but draws only one curve, as if for just one eye.
% Amy fixes it for her. Leela smiles happily.
%
% Cut to Leela running into Kirk. She grabs his hand and prompts him to feel
% her face. He find that she now has to eyes and sighs in disappointment.
%
% Back at Planet Express
Leela: I've never felt so unremarkable. Today I actually blended in with a
crowd! [Laughs happily]
% Bender comes in, followed by his adopted children.
Bender: Kids, meet the dirtbags I work with.
Children: Hello, dirtbags!
Amy: Oh, they're so cute! What are their names?
Bender: Kids have names?
Black
Girl: My name's Nina, and [points to the fat kid] his name's Albert...
Bender: And from now on you're all named Bender, Junior. [Takes out a check]
Lookey, here. My first government stipend check. Twelve baby
humans - 1200 wingwangs.
Girl: [Pulls Bender on his arm] Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
Bender: What is it with you kids? Every other day, it's food, food, food.
[Kids look at him sadly] Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
Albert: Could we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No. The cat shelter's on to me.
% Fry cleans up the landing cups of the ship. Leela is working on the ship as
% well, but in a different place. Adlai comes in.
Adlai: Hello, Leela. I was at a nearby tailor getting one of my Hawaiian
shirts toned down [He's wearing a gray Hawaiian-like shirt] so I
thought I'd drop in for your follow-up exam.
Leela: Oh. That's so handsome of you.
Adlai: Just follow the light with your eyes. [Leela follows the light with
only one eye. The other remains still] Perfect! You know, a guy
could fall head over heels for a gal like you. As for me, I'm
somewhat interested myself.
Leela: What are you saying?
Adlai: I've never been good with words which is why I'm in such a delicate
conundrum. Will you go out with me this Sunday?
Leela: Sure. [Fry gasps]
Adlai: I don't know what else to say so I'll just say it. Okeydokey, see
you then.
Fry: This is so unfair. I liked you back when you were a cyclops. That
guy's only interested now that you have two eyes.
Leela: You're just jealous.
Fry: No, I'm not. Oh, wait. I am. But my point remains valid.
Leela: Fry, I just want to try dating a normal man who if you go somewhere
with him no one says he's crummy. I think I deserve that once in
life.
Zoidberg: Be careful with that Adlai, Leela. He's a doctor. They're very poor.
Leela: Actually, most doctors are rich.
Zoidberg: What?! When did this happen? You're joking, right? [Grabs Leela and
starts shaking her] That's not funny!
% Bender and the orphans at O'ZORGNAX'S PUB
Bender: Okay, they've got everything you need here. Booze, a couple of
peanuts. They've got a crapper in the back. That's one of the things
you kids do, right?
Albert: Yeah.
Bender: Then knock yourself out. [Kids cheer and scatter] Hey, hey! Only eat
and drink enough to barely keep yourselves alive. I'm trying to make
a profit here. [Sits down at the bar]
Nina: Daddy, Beverly's hitting me.
Bender: [Gives her a bat] Here.
Nina: [Takes the bat] oh! [Laughs and runs away]
Fembot: [Comes up to Bender] These kids yours?
Bender: Yeah.
Fembot: Ooh. I'm attracted to a man with responsibility.
Bender: That's me, baby. Let me just ditch the kids in an alley and we can
go have some fun.
Boy: [Knocks on Bender's side] Daddy Bender?
Bender: Son, Daddy's trying to score with a cheap floozy right now so he
needs you to cram a Tinkertoy in it.
Boy: I love you, Daddy Bender. [Hugs him. Other kids join him]
Bender: Hey, what the hell are you doing? Quit hugging me.
Fembot: I guess you're busy. I'll catch you later.
Bender: [To kids] You morons, I don't know what you're trying to pull but I
got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how YOU
like it. [Children cheer]. Oh. Come on. [Groans]
% Leela and Adlai are in the car.
Adlai: I thought I'd take you some place ordinary. A place NO ONE could
object to.
Leela: That sounds wonderful.
% The go to "MUNICIPAL ARBORETUM". In the arboretum.
% at the ALTAIREAN BOUQUET TREE.
Man: I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet for my extra-gorgeous
sweetheart. [The tree hands him a bouquet]
Adlai: Average, please. [The tree hands him a bouquet of yellow flowers.
He gives them to Leela]
Leela: Oh, Adlai, I've had a wonderful time today. No one's stared at me,
or avoided staring at me or tried to burn me. You make me feel so
not weird.
Adlai: Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
% Romantic music starts. They look at each other. They go in for the kiss, but
% Adlai pulls back after a short smooch. Music stops. Leela stands a while,
% then also pulls back and smiles.
%
% Later, at Elzar's.
Leela: Thanks for coming out to get to know my boyfriend. Isn't he dreamy?
Zoidberg: Totally. [Chomps loudly on a piece of food]
Adlai: Uh, listen, I just want you all to know your Leela's one standard
lady.
Leela: Oh, Adlai, stop.
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't
normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. [Points
at Zoidberg] He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage,
and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the Professor's a senile, amoral crackpot. [Professor babbles
nonsensically] Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy's a klutz from Mars.
Amy: [Drops her glass. It breaks] Oops.
Prof.: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did. So, Leela, do you want to be like us or do you want
to be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems
whatsoever?
Leela: That's the dumbest question I ever heard.
Prof.: She's right.
Zoidberg: No doubt about it.
Amy: Duh.
Hermes: Daylight come.
% Bender walks by carrying a chair over his head, knocking people who get in
% the way on the head with it.
Bender: Coming through; watch your head. [He accidently hits Zoidberg]
Zoidberg: Help, I'm under attack. [Shoots ink at everyone. Everyone groans]
Bender: [At the table with children] Remember your manners, kids. Forks go
in the left pocket, spoons in the right.
Elzar: [Brings a roasted chicken] Which one of you cutie-muffins gets the
children's spicy squab?
Kid: [Popping out from inside of Bender] Me.
Bender: Tut-tut-tut! What do we say when someone gives you something?
Kid: 'Bout time!
Bender: That's my boy.
Elzar: And here's your check. Bam! [Hands Bender a check. Bender looks at
it and gasps]
Albert: I got to go poopy.
Bender: Well, you should have gone poopy before it was time to run out on
the check. Come on, go, go! Through the kitchen! [Kids get up and
run]
Elzar: You little crooks. If I catch you I'm going to make cutie-muffin
gumbo! [Bender laughs]
% Back at the Planet Express crew table
Adlai: You know, seeing that strange robot force 12 children to do his
bidding makes me think about kids of our own.
Leela: Us? Me? You? Kids?
Adlai: That's correct. It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca.
Settle down and have kids.
Leela: Oh, Adlai. This is the most beautiful moment of my life. [Zoidberg
makes whoop-whoop sounds and splashes ink in her face, covering her
completely]
% [End of Act Three. Act Time: Running Time:]
% At Robot Arms Apartments. Kids run around, yelling in Bender and Fry's
% apartment, which now has bunks for children.
Albert: Daddy Bender, I want a piggyback ride.
Bender: Daddy's tired. Let's just have another dogpile on Fry.
% Fry groans as children pile up on him.
Girl: Tell us a story, Daddy Bender.
Kids: [Together] Story! Story! Story!
Bender: All right, fine. Gather round.
Kids: Yeah!
Nina: We want to hear this one again. [Hands Bender a folder]
Bender: [Takes the folder and opens it. Clear his throat] Bender's Arrest
Record, by the police. On March 3 at 2:00 PM, Bender was caught
shoplifting.
Boy: Yeah, show us the picture.
% Bender shows his police photo to everyone. Kids cheers.
Bender: Okay, kids, it's 9:00, and you know what that means. Daddy's sick of
looking at you, so go to bed. [Children groan in disappointment] The
grown-ups have to talk. [To Fry] Come on, Ma.
% In the other room.
Bender: Now, to figure out how much money I'm raking in off those twerps.
[Laughs. Puts on a bookkeeper hat, mumbles to himself] Oh... I need
a calculator.
Fry: You ARE a calculator.
Bender: I mean a GOOD calculator. Minus the food, the bunny-rabbit
wallpaper... [Gasps] I'm getting 100 bucks a kid, and they're
costing me 110!
Fry: There goes my new kitchen cabinets.
Bender: I'm not sitting through one more PTA meeting. The kids have got to
go.
% A door opens up on Bender's body and a little kid pokes his head out.
Kid: Daddy, how do I flush you?
Bender: [Groans in frustration] Go to bed!
% The kid runs off. Bender pushes down on his antenna. Flushing sound is heard.
%
% To Leela and Adlai at Adlai's house. They are sitting on a sofa, doing a
% jigsaw puzzle.
Adlai: You know doing this jigsaw puzzle of a pacifier factory makes me
want to have children with you all the more.
Leela: Adlai, I was thinking. Since we're both orphans maybe we should
adopt a child.
Adlai: Adoption. Yes, that's acceptable. Heck, it's more than acceptable.
It's adequately satisfactory.
% To Bender's apartment, which now has a sign over the entrance:
%
% HONEST BENDER'S STOLE
% CAR PARTS BOUTIQUE
% AND ORPHANATRIUM
%
% Leela and Adlai come in.
Bender: [Talking on the phone] Hello, Imperial Dragon Restaurant? I've got a
herd of you-know-whats for sale. [Pause] Let me check. [Picks up one
of the kids] Oh, aren't you a cutie? [Puts him down. To the phone]
About 35 pounds.
% Fry pats him on the shoulder and points to Leela and Adlai.
Bender: What?! Ah! Wha...
Leela: Hi, Bender. We'd like to adopt a child.
Bender: Well, you've come to the right place because Honest Bender's because
Honest Bender's Orphanarium MEANS discount orphans. Now, little lady
what do I have to do to send you home with 12 orphans today?
Adlai: Uh, I'm afraid we only want one.
Bender: Whatever you say, Chief. I'll show you what I got in stock.
Leela: [To Adlai] I remember this from when we were kids. The warden would
trot you out in front of prospective parents and they'd judge you
like a piece of meat.
Fat kid: I'm Albert.
Leela: Kind of fatty.
Bender: Then how about this little number? [Pushes a Nina in front] Purebred
human. No vampire in there.
Leela: Uh... Uh...
Adlai: Mmm... Uh...
Bender: If you're strapped for cash you might want to consider this
irregular unit. [Picks up a girl with an ear on her forehead and
a sash "AS IS"] Cursed with a third ear but so full of that
emotion I understand is called love.
Girl: One time, I did 100 jump ropes.
Leela: Oh... I can't decide. We're going to have to think about it.
Bender: Okay, kids, grown-ups got to talk now. Time for bed.
Albert: [Whining] But it's 10:00 in the morning.
Bender: I said hit the hay!
% Kids yell and run to the bedroom and climb on they beds.
Leela: Oh, they're all so adorable.
Bender: Yeah. You know, it's times like this I can hardly bear to let them
go. [To kids] Good night, you princes of Maine you kings of New New
England.
% Cops brake into the apartment.
Human cop: You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment,
depriving children of food selling children AS food and
misrepresenting the weight of livestock.
% They slap handcuffs on him.
Bender: If you had kids of your own, you'd understand.
% Everyone is escorted away. At the police station. Children, Bender and fry
% are in the cell. Leela, Adlai and the cops are outside.
Leela: Officer, would it be all right if we adopted one of the kids?
Cop: Might as well. They're just going to rot in the evidence locker.
% In the cell, children a teasing the three-eared girl.
Kids: Nice ear! [Laugh] Hey, Three Ears!
Leela: I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her.
Adlai: Her? But there's plenty of normal ones.
Leela: Come on, Adlai. She could really use a mom and dad.
Kids: [Teasing] Ear Face, Ear Face, Sally won the ugly race.
Adlai: On the other hand, the children bring up a good point. She does have
an ear on her face.
Leela: Well, so what? She may be different but she still deserves a good
home.
Adlai: Oh, all right. If you really want that one, I can give her an
operation to make her acceptable.
Leela: [Indignant] She doesn't need an operation. She's fine the way she
is.
Adlai: Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were.
Leela: Damn right I was.
Fry: Yay!
Leela: [To Fry] Shut up, Fry. [To Adlai] Now, look, Adlai, I'm proud to be
different and I just wish I'd realized that when I was her age.
Sally: I also have a tail.
Leela: Now, take me to the hospital and put my eye back the way it was,
right now.
Adlai: Why should I do that?
Leela: [Grabs his shirt and pushes him up against the bars] Listen, buddy,
by the end of the day? one of us is going to have one eye.
% To Orhpanarium. Everyone is gathered at the entrance.
Vogel: In recognition of Bender's generous gift of 12 orphans and a
government check for 1200 wingwangs I hereby rename this building...
The "BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ ORPHANARIUM".
% Everyone applauds. Vogel shakes Bender's hand.
Fry: It's good to have the old, weird-looking Leela back.
Leela: [Hugs him] Aw, you're a true friend, Fry. I guess there's nothing
wrong with being a little weird.
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
Albert: [To Bender] We'll miss you, Daddy Bender.
Nina: We know robots don't have emotions, but... we drawed you this
picture.
Sally: So if you ever miss us even just a teeny bit, you can look at it.
% They hand him a crudely drawn picture of him surrounded by children. He has
% a candy cane in his mouth.
Bender: Hey, I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane. Sheesh.
% Crumples the drawing and throws it inside himself. Children groan ad leave.
% He waits till they are gone, then take out the drawing, evens it out and
% sticks it to the back of his door by a magnet. He sighs.
% Kids cheers and run back to hug him.
Bender: Hey, what the...? Whoa! [They bring him down, totally covering him]
Get away! Come on! I just got all that gum off of there. Hey, hey,
uh, stop that... I hate you! I hate you all!
% [End of Act Three. Act Time: Running Time:]
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