On 01 Jun 2021, Daniel65 using news:s94mr3$bb8$
1...@dont-email.me,
felt exceptionally daring and tried to get away with saying the
following in alt.tv.farscape:
> broughps wrote on 1/06/2021 1:03 am:
>> On Tuesday, May 11, 2021 at 6:03:02 PM UTC-4, James wrote:
>>> No reminder for this,a most venerated (in the female
>>> subspecies' mind) holiday? Seriously??
>>
>> More like not all countries celebrate Mother's Day on the same
>> day.
>>
> Is it a case of the Dad's snuggling up in Winter (Here in
> Australia, Father's Day is in August, late Winter!)
[Pardon my attempt at linguistic colloquialism (or whatever you
might call it)] Wot?! Wif one unavah??
You savage Aussie poofters!! Har-de-har-HAR-HAR! Or, if you
prefer, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
> so we get Mothers giving birth in May (Mother's Day in early-
> ish May, late Autumn)??
What?? I had it wrong up there? Oh, poo! <screws up face in an
unbecoming -and uncharacteristic- thinking scowl> Meh. Let it
stand. Possibly the Mothers were giving birth to babies sired by
- not the Fathers?? <again with the "Har-de-" or the "hahaha...">
> Of course, the season's would be different if you were at the
> wrong end of the Earth!! ;-P
I would be more forgiving of the "wrong end of the Earth" thing if
you would only STOP USING APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS!! For your savage
punctuation misuse, I sentence you to ... wait for it ... the
American Midwest. (God have mercy on your undeserving soul)
<again with the laughter thing>
James
--
"Normalcy is vastly overrated; it is just that all the alternatives
make all the babes, female and male go "Eww!" - me
"Sometimes the only response to reality is to go insane."
- Philip K. Dick
Huh. Go figure.