G's of Due South!
ABainger
Ali.
Lizzy Smith
On 14 Jun 2000 01:57:51 GMT, abai...@aol.com (ABainger) wrote:
>G is for Gross...Paul Gross...(007)...naturally
>
>
>Ali.
G is for....Green Cheese.....spelling mistake
lizzy
MARYEKELCH
"Be sure to keep your gros bon ange healthy!"
I guess we are free to imagine what that is... <g>
MaryK
Joymakers
"Get Off Me!" - Ray Vecchio - Pilot
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"Get Off Me Exclamation Mark!" - Stan Kowalski - Burning Down the House
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Mrs. Gamez - They Eat Horses Don't They
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Gun - Seeing is Believing (there are actually tons but I chose this episode
because, I do too many Ray V items)
Kowalski: I think he's got a gun. (Stan puts glasses on)
Fraser: Ray, have you considered contacts?
Kowalski: Too much fuss.
Detective: Stop, police.
Kowalski: Have you considered a gun?
Fraser: Too many legalities.
Kowalski: Oh, look Fraser, just once I would like to say, "Rack that bad boy
and cover me."
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Grandmother - Letting Go
Fraser: Who are you talking to?
Robert: You can't see her?
Fraser: No
Robert: Oh it's your grandmother... She brought you some pyjamas..
Fraser: Oh....well... thank her for me...
Robert: Of course.
Fraser: Anybody else drop in?
Robert: No... not so far.
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Gullivers Travels - Bounty Hunter
Turnbull: Okay, I've got an idea. I'm going to read you a classic story.
Gulliver's Travels. It's a story about a man who travels around the world
having adventures.
Robbie: Like our dad?
Turnbull: Is your dad a giant? (kid kicks turnbull) Ow.
Kids: (racing upstairs to see Queen's bedroom) Come on!
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ghost story - A Likely Story
Ray: Fraser!
Fraser: What?
Ray: What are you doing?
Fraser: I'm telling you a ghost story. It is customary to exchange ghost
stories around a campfire in the wilderness.
Ray: We're not in the wilderness.
Fraser: It's an approximation of wilderness.
Ray: No it's not, Fraser. We are in a park in the middle of Chicago. I had to
step over a wino and kick two junkies just to get here. This is not the Yukon
Territories.
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The Great Yukon, Double Douglas Fir, Telescoping Bank Shot - All the Queen's
Horses (Enough said)
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gloves - Chicago Holiday
Ray: Yeah, right. So what was the emergency?
Fraser: You'll never believe this but I didn't realize this was a formal
event.
Ray: You got me off the biggest case of my career to bring you a pair of
gloves?
Fraser: And I can't thank you enough Ray.
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grubs - North (blech!)
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Jenny
Jaina Winston
Well, I have no idea about 'ange' but the first two are 'fat' (or
large) and 'good'.
Hehehhh
Jaina Winston
Keeper of the Stetson with
The hole in it and the insuing
Conversation with RayV. about it,
As well as Maker of Chocolate Pemmican,
Dancin' Dueser Pianst, and co-keeper
Of the Flaming Riv from BDTH.
"It's a curious thing -reality- isn't it?"
-Constable Benton Fraser
Due South
AlexiaFan
Ali.>>
AKA world's hottest man ever... well, if you're stuck for a "w"... :)
Catcha,
Tom
Snowee
GlenDorlan Scotch Whiskey (SLIR)
Gerrard
Green food thing ordered by RayK in SIB
And...more Guns because I have to add my favourite gun related bits…
Morgan: Show me the gun!
Fraser: Well, we'd have to go back to my office. I do have this knife.
Ray: Oh, that's good Benny. Threaten her with camping utensils.
And the Empty Gun bits...
RayK: I will beat you with this empty gun.
And
[Maggie cocks gun, Eddie suddenly looks closer]
Eddie: Hey, that's not loaded.
Maggie: I was afraid of what might happen if it was.
[Maggie pulls trigger and Eddie cowers against his friend]
Eddie: No! Oh, please mommy, no! Ah!
--
Snowee
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
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Before you buy.
ABainger
Pilot
Ben: "Oh and by the way, he's not in the garment business...
Ray: "What?"
Ben: "Your man in the sell. He had a hole
in his shoe. Now I'm not familiar with your city, but I
would assume
that a big gament buyer wouldn't be caught dead...with a
hole...in
his shoe. So, like you, he is
pretending to be someone he's
not."
Ali.
Misha Sumra
<abai...@aol.com> writes
>G is for Gross...Paul Gross...(007)...naturally
Would it work? I have this image of Bond dressed in a Red Serge Tuxedo,
writing a letter of apology to the master villain, whose mistress he is
about to seduce.......
At least it would settle the 'Who's going to be M' debate...... Sned for
Beau Starr......
CKR can be 'S' to John Cleese's 'R', having graduated for 'experimental
hair' to 'experimental weaponry and gadgetry'
Ramona Milano as Miss Moneypenny!
And I can't mention the master villain without all hell breaking loose,
and risking the trashing of the new AVAVA HQ..........
Misha "Einstein" Sumra
One-man-army, Chief military officer of the pyrotechnicians,
CO of the Anti-Slash Brigade and Warden of the VM target range.
Keeper of all the women who've ever made passes at Fraser
in episodes of DS, and of the weapons Muldoon was
supplying in CotW
When emailing me, be sure to remove the spamshield first
Jamie0950
Jamie
Proud Keeper o Stan's winks, Stan's shoulder holster, the rubber ducks, the
picture that Young Benton colored of his Dad (Pilot), and the Kurt Browning
reference in DMDTR!
Paul E. Jamison
of the most spectacular fireworks displays
ever seen in Chinatown.
--
Paul E. Jamison
"VEGETARIAN - That's an old Indian word meaning
'I don't hunt so good'." - Red Green
Canadanne aka Anne Stacey
- Annie Vox :o)
Keeper of Fraser's innocence, his beautiful blue eyes, and the little quiff in
his hair. Also Keeper of "I said ELVES, you moron - ELVES!" ***If I'm not
posting to alt.tv.due-south, this sig is accidental!!***
Melanie M
and G is for Geiger; two Gendarmes got stabbed.
Going through garbage in search of a grub;
A ghost ship gets gold with a miniature sub.
Melanie
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Joymakers
Guy Rankin (that was his name right? - the dead guy that is) - Dead Guy Running
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Gardino: Louis
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Good for the Soul
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Grenade - Pilot
Ray: Let me see that bag. . . Being American I also know where my strength is
and that's in being as heavily as armed as possible at all times. It's all
completely legal I swear to you.
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gum - Call of the Wild
one
Stan: What's it say?
Fraser: Well my Russian's a little rusty but I think it's nerve gas and this
one's. . .[There's a small hole in one of the canisters] Oh dear, do you have
any gum?
two
Fraser: Can I borrow your chewing gum?
Stan: Why?
Fraser: I'm going to stick it in my ear, please.
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Godel's Theorem - Mountie on the Bounty
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Grandparents - Pilot
RAY: So where are you from.
Fraser: Is this a good time to be discussing this?
RAY: Come on we're just two friends out for a walk... where are you from?
Fraser: Well I grew up with my grandparents in Innuvik.
RAY: Really is that down town Innuvik or more the out skirts?
Fraser: More the outskirts . . .
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Garbage cans - The Wild Bunch
Ray: Well it seems the wolf has made a less than favorable impressions on your
neighbors.
Fraser: Well I can see why. I mean he's very personable once you get to know
him.
Ray: Really. Let's review. One. Runs with pack of motley stray dogs.
Fraser: Ray, they're not dangerous. They just haven't had a bath.
Ray: Two. Knocked over fifty-seven garbage cans while leading the afore said
pack.
Fraser: Thirty-seven and he helped clean them up afterwards. Furthermore, he
is not their leader.
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Guilt - Fraser's for turning the only woman he ever loved in.
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Jenny
MARYEKELCH
MaryK
MARYEKELCH
Oh, and speaking of which, G is also for gorgeous!
MaryK
Joymakers
Garret - Heaven and Earth
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Good Assessment - The Duel
Ray: We're stuck.
Fraser: Good assessment.
Ray: This sucks.
Fraser: That's valid. . .
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Game - The Duel
Fraser: . . . You're doing fine, Ray.
Ray: No, I'm not doing fine. You know, he's - he's wreaking havoc, he's
blowing up bombs, he's lighting fires, and I'm not even this close to stopping
him.
Fraser: Ray, no one has been hurt.
Ray: Not yet. . . You know, it's like I'm playing this weird game and I don't
even know the rules.
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Gift Exchange - Good for the Soul
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Green ships - Call of the Wild
"There are red ships and there are green ships but there are not ships like
partnerships." -Stan Kowalski
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green (muted) with flecks of gold - BDTH
Fraser: May I just say, sir, and I'm by no means an expert, but that muted
green with the flecks of gold - I think it would be a wonderful complement to
the woodwork, the walls, and your eyes.
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Greta Garbo - Burning Down the House
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Gladys - An Eye for an Eye
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Grappling hooks - Pizza and Promises
Fraser's: Cliffs are for climbing, Lenny. That's why God gave us grappling
hooks.
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Garage - Mountie on the Bounty
Fraser: You wouldn't happen to have a screwdriver, do you, Ray?
Stan: Not on me, Fraser.
Fraser: Oh. That's too bad.
Stan: Yeah, well, I left my garage in my other pants.
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Gas tank - The Man Who Knew Too Little
Ian: Are you aware that the gas tank in this particular make of car explodes
on impact?
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Jenny
Lizzy Smith
oh what is the episode.....Dief's day off?..... I'm not too sure, I'm
loosing my touch
Lizzy
Joymakers
Government - Hawk and a Handsaw
Fraser: . . . It's a rather long story and it takes exactly two hours to tell
but the upshot of it is I was sent here. I think I embarrassed some people in
the government.
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Good news - White Men Can't Jump to Conclusions
Fraser: Good news, Ray. He didn't do it.
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Gambello case - Red, White or Blue
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germane - Eclipse
Ray: You don't have a gun?
Fraser: Well, obviously you weren't fully briefed. [gunfire] I'm not licensed
to carry a firearm.
Ray: And you didn't bother telling me before?
Fraser: Well, it didn't seem germane at the time.
Ray: What the hell kinda word is that?
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glasses - Eclipse
Ray: Hey, I'm a good shot.
Fraser: By what criteria? You fired seven rounds, you haven't been within
fifty metres of your target.
Ray: I'm a good shot, I just need my glasses. I also left them in the tomb.
Fraser: No, you didn't. I have them right here. (Fraser hands Stan his
glasses)
Ray: Why didn't you tell me you had them?
Fraser: Well, I didn't realise you were blind.
Ray: I'm not blind, I just don't see all that good.
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Grail/Grill
Stan: Yeah, but that's not the point. The point is, I mean, my whole life, it
all starts and ends with this one guy. I'm like one of those, um....
whatchamacallem? Uh, knights looking for the Holy Grill.
Fraser: Grail.
Stan: What?
Fraser: Holy Grail.
Stan: You sure?
Fraser: I'm pretty sure it's not a diner.
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"Go get him Benny" - Ray Vecchio - Call of the Wild
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god - All the Queens Horses
Ray: Look I'm holding the bullet in low Chicago in a 12 hundred dollar pot
that keeps on growing, this better be good.
Fraser: This is Constable Fraser of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and I
am reading a prepared text.
Ray: Am I some kind of god, am I some kind of bad luck god?... all right hold
on... OK ready shoot.
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George Bloomfield
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garbage truck - An Invitation to Romance
Ray: . . . If Fraser were with a beautiful woman, where would he end up? [woof]
No, no, no that's you and me. Come on, think. Okay, what is the most
unglamorous, unromantic place you could possibly take a woman? [Dief woofs one
more time and takes off after a
garbage truck] Oh come on, a garbage truck? Not even Fraser is that . . . Hold
on Benny! [Ray runs to Riv - follows the garbage truck]
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Phew! I thought of all of these while at work. Enjoy!
Jenny
Brent McKee
Mounted Police = Gendarmerie Royale Canadien).
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Brent McKee
Proud Keeper of Bob Fraser's stetson (the one he was buried in), player
coach and general manager of the a.tv.d-s hockey team and figure skating
club (who sometimes forgets the figure skaters).
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Misha Sumra <eins...@thesumras.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<x8JV9EAB...@thesumras.demon.co.uk>...
> In article <20000613215751...@ng-fj1.aol.com>, ABainger
> <abai...@aol.com> writes
> >G is for Gross...Paul Gross...(007)...naturally
>
> Would it work? I have this image of Bond dressed in a Red Serge Tuxedo,
> writing a letter of apology to the master villain, whose mistress he is
> about to seduce.......
>
> At least it would settle the 'Who's going to be M' debate...... Sned for
> Beau Starr......
Nonsense Misha. In keeping with the current casting trend, M would be
none other than the incomparable Camilla Scott!
--
Brent McKee
Proud Keeper of Bob Fraser's stetson (the one he was buried in), player
coach and general manager of the a.tv.d-s hockey team and figure skating
club, who really likes Camilla Scott (possibly to the point of not entirely
healthy obsession).
Canadanne aka Anne Stacey
"Fraser, there's a guy on my corner who asks me every morning if I've seen God.
Do you think he really expects me to point him out?"
Jamie0950
G is for GTO
Joymakers
Golden Bullet - Call of the Wild
Welsh: . . . Any word on your brother?
Frannie: Well they moved him onto another ward but he's still got a bullet in
him.
Welsh: Lucky guy.
Frannie: He's still got a bullet in him
Welsh: It didn't kill him, did it? That was a golden bullet. The world's his
oyster now. He'll retire, full pension, do anything he wants to do.
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Dief
appears in Heaven and Earth
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Dief
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keeper of Dief's various sound effects (whines, growls, etc.)
his kids: Buster and Sunshine
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> G is for . . .
>
Joymakers
G is for . . .
Glue - North
. . . cause some dirty dog put glue in my saddle.
In my saddle - in my saddle. Yes some dirty dog put glue in my saddle.
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Jenny
Lizzy Smith
G is for Goat's milk Cop a mountie and a baby
Lizzy
Joymakers
Grave - The Man Who Knew Too Little
Fraser: ...When I was flipping through the service manual of your car, I
discovered that your gas tank is only eleven inches from your rear fender.
Ray: You opened my manual?
Fraser: Only for three seconds. Now one bullet can penetrate the tank and
spark an explosion.
Ian: I was right?
Ray: Yeah and if you're lucky you can take that information to the grave.
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Jenny
Roxy
roxy (whose brain isn't functioning very well lately <G> I think it is 4
year old disease)
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Keeper of Dief's junk food (as long as I don't eat any)
and Fraser's hummmmmm's
and the air-broom
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Garrote - Spy vs Spy
Fraser: When you strangled Yuri, you used your knitting for the garrote. I
detected traces of lanolin from the wool around his throat.
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Jenny