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Since having received authorization from the creator of this series, I'll
take this opportunity to kick off the next letter.

Now, on to the D's.

Diefenbaker
Our favorite animal in the world, Fraser's lovable deaf wolf starts off the
D's. No need to say more about him.

Detective Thomas E. Dewey
Either named after the District Attorney of New York, or his uncle, he comes
in to be Louie's partner in the 3rd season episode Strange Bedfellows.

Agent Deeter
He's the second of the two FBI guys who appear in the episodes Chinatown,
Heaven and Earth, All of the Queen's Horses, and Dead Guy Running.

Del
He's the sun of the wheelman in the first season Christmas episode Gift of
the Wheelman.

Franco Devlin
the boxing trainer in Mountie and Soul

Sunny Dunlap
gives information to Kowalski every now and then, seen in Perfect
Strangers - for a very short amount of time.

Denny Scarpa
the card player that Fraser falls for (somewhat) in Odds.

Derek Kowalski
well, you can guess that one

Davie Abelard
in Say Amen, the second Due South role for Richard Chevoleau

--
Dief (formerly know as Perseus)
_______________________________________________
keeper of Dief's various sound effects (whines, growls, etc.)
his kids: Buster and Sunshine

MARYEKELCH

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"D" is for Delmar (COTW) who rescued Ben and RayK from the crevasse.

"D" is for "Dad...Dad...Dad...DAD!!!!" (I think Ben did that almost as much as
he did "Ray...Ray...Ray...RAY!!!!")

"D" is for the diamonds that Ben spilled all over the train platform.

"D" is for "daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon" from the poem "The
Windhover" quoted in VS.
"D" is for the Donnelly brothers (GOTW), especially Jimmy <g>.

"D" is for dogsled, one of which is always waiting for you at the US/Canadian
border.

Oh, geez..."D" is for "dueSouth"!!!!!!

Okay, maybe I'll think of some more after a good night's sleep...

MaryK

Joymakers

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D is for . . .

Dolphin Boy - Call of the Wild
Stan: Excuse me henchmen It would be very much appreciated if you were to throw
down your weapons of mass destruction and surrender yourselves to my partner
and myself. OK ... dolphin boy...

*Thug slaps Stan*

Henchman: He always like this?

Ben: Well I'm sorry, he's somewhat impulsive and I think that what he actually
wanted to say... Ray..

*Stan and Ben head butt the henchmen*

Ben- Dolphin Boy?
______

Disorderly - Good for the Soul
Stan: Disorderly? His hairs not even disorderly.

Fraser: Well, it can be sometimes.
______

Darling - Red, White or Blue
Ford: I appreciate your thoughts, darling, I really do but let's get something
straight. This isn't a train. You're on my turf now.

Thatcher: He called me darling again.
______

Dead Men Don't Throw Rice
Ray: Fraser? They're going to be closing up here in a little while so I got to
go. Umm, tell you the truth I thought Hospitals made me nervous, but this
place, huh, yikes! OK, I'm babbling. Erm, that er, rouge makes you look like a
toy soldier! (laughs) Um, OK, alright, I'll see you in the morning. Hey, if you
find the body, er, see if he's got my phone. (waves his hands in front of
Fraser) Weird.
______

Deifenbaker's Day Off
Fraser: ...I am perfectly capable of handling myself in any situation. I am. I
am a Mountie. (Puts milk in the cabinet instead of the fridge)
______

Deal - Victoria's Secret
Ben: You should take the deal...

Ray: I haven't been offered one.

Ben: You should take it anyway.

Ray: Hey Benny........ Not in your life time.
______

The Deal
Ray: Don't what? Don't tell? Is that what you want? You want to make a deal
with me? All right, here's the deal. You call off the hit on Joey Paducci. You
let him open up a shop and you leave him alone. You do that and this never
happened. It's just between you, me and the basketball.
______

The Duel
Fraser: What's making you so edgy today?

Ray: What are you talking about, edgy? That's me. I always got edge.

Fraser: It's not every day you check your cell phone instead of your gun. . .
______

Disco - Some Like it Red
Ray: Who still disco's?

Ms. Fraser: The St. Fortuna School apparently.
______

Dancing with a guy - Some Like it Red
Ray: You owe me. (Ray starts dancing with "Ms. Fraser")

Ms. Fraser: For what?

Ray: For saving you from dancing with a guy.

Ms. Fraser: Well it would appear that I am still dancing with a guy.
______

dinner plate - Bounty Hunter
Kowalski: You- you want me to run a plate?

Janet: Yeah. Could you run a plate?

Kowalski: You mean, like a dinner plate?

Janet: Is he really a cop?

Fraser: Yes, actually, he is. Unfortunately you've- you've stepped into the
middle of labor unrest.

Janet: Blue flu.

Kowalski: Yeah, we're all sick, very sick. And as you can see, our hands are
full, very full.
______

Donuts - You Must Remember This
Fraser: Oh there you are. Out of donuts are we?
______

Ducks - The Edge
Fraser: You just have to be aware, keep your eyes open. Ray...Duck. (Ray hits
the ground and a duck quacks) Anas platyrhynichos. Very unusual sighting for
this time of year.

Ray: Duck, (brushes himself off) Duck. Duck means duck. Duck doesn't mean
duck. I hate my life...
______

David (statue) - Good for the Soul
Francesca's Christmas gift from Fraser
______

Jenny

Jamie0950

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Can I play too? I've been absent awhile but I think I got it.

"D" is for duckies, the rubbery kind, that have a tendancy to show up-- from
time to time.


Jamie
Proud Keeper o Stan's winks, Stan's shoulder holster, the rubber ducks, the
picture that Young Benton colored of his Dad (Pilot), and the Kurt Browning
reference in DMDTR!


Melanie M

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D is for dam; its design had a flaw;
A defect whose damage the old Mountie saw.
D is for dentists, the dead one was Drake,
and dozens of caribou, drowned near the lake.

D is for Dewey, a stand-up detective,
and D is for donuts that Dief finds addictive.
Diamonds for dollars, exchanged by duress,
And drag--Benny dances while wearing a dress.

Melanie M

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Snowee

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Short and sweet...


Duck boys.

--
Snowee
Thank you for playing. Have a nice day.

Canadanne aka Anne Stacey

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Drool. "This is what they do in Canada - they arrest everyone who doesn't
drool?"

- Annie Vox :o)

Keeper of Fraser's innocence, his beautiful blue eyes, and the little quiff in
his hair. Also Keeper of "I said ELVES, you moron - ELVES!" ***If I'm not
posting to alt.tv.due-south, this sig is accidental!!***

Joymakers

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D is for . . .

Dashboards - Pizza and Promises
Fraser: The only thing I don't understand is how they can continually to come
up with new Vehicle Identification Numbers.

Ray: I do.

Fraser: You do?

Ray: Yeah and if you hadn't been out test driving all the cars on the lot
you'd know too.

Fraser: You know I'm beginning to suspect that young woman wasn't interested
in buying a car.

Ray: (sigh) Dashboards.

Fraser: Dashboards?

Ray: Yeah. I found half a dozen out back in the dumpster. All missing VIN
plates.
______

Distraction - Pizza and Promises
Fraser: (re: dashboards) You know where they are?

Ray: I do but I'm going to need some help getting in there.

Fraser: You need me to create a distraction?

Ray: No, Billy Bob, I need you to be a distraction.
______

Doorman - Free Willie
Ray: Do all Canadians grow up longing to be doormen, because this does explain
the uniform.
______

Dead Guy Running
______

driving habits - The Blue Line
Ray: Hey, hey hey. He's slobbering all over the upholstery. I just got this
car. What are you, safety dog?

Fraser: It's not your driving habits Ray, look, look.

Ray: What is it? A crime going down? Dispatch, this is Detective Vecchio--

Fraser: Mark Smithbauer.

Ray: You want me to report a hockey player?

Fraser: Well, he's a very big fan.

Ray: Yeah well what does he want? His autograph?

Fraser: It'll just take a little while. You stay here, I'll get it for you.
He'll only embarrass himself.
______

"dead Mountie thing" - the Pilot
RAY: Ah yes the dead mountie thing like I couldn't have guessed. Look I've
got your list of names in my basket here. The moment I get a chance I'm going
to go to the computer, pick up the phone and call you so you can go get your
boy scout points. Now is there anything else?

Ben: Yes, the dead Mountie was my Father and I would appriciate it if you
would check the list whilst we still have a chance of catching the man who
killed him.
______

Dinah - Hawk and a Handsaw
Ray: What did this one sound like.

Fraser: Something like to the tune of 'I've been working on the railroad' (he
hums, I've been working on the railroad then types 'all-the-live-long-day --
the computer shows 'Access denied' on the screen. They both hum and Fraser
types it again and again are told access denied)

[Danny and Dr. Farmer search all the rooms]

Ray: Last chance Dinah.

Fraser: Perhaps it was the refrain. (both hum 'Dinah blow your horn] he types
and gets in) It was Dinah blow your horn.
______

Jenny

MARYEKELCH

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"D" is for daubers: "Get those daubers out where I can see 'em." (Buck
Frobisher, "Manhunt")

"D" is for deceiving: "Appearances can be deceiving."

"D" is for damn and darn: "Damn!" "Damn!" "Darn!" (COTW, Part 1)

"D" is for The Great Double Douglas Fir Telescoping Bank Shot.

"D" is for duty.

"D" is for the Dragon Lady.

MaryK

MARYEKELCH

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I wrote:
>
>"D" is for The Great Double Douglas Fir Telescoping Bank Shot.

Oh heavens! Make that the Great YUKON Double Douglas Fir Telescoping Bank
Shot. I knew I was leaving out something!

MaryK

ABainger

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D is for Detective!!!!!!

Ali :o) - just happy to think of one with all these great answers that have
already been given!

Player

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Please pardon me if some of these have already been done. My news server is
on the fritz and I'm only getting about 70% of the posts.

D stands for Dewey and D stands for Duck,
And Duncan's the real name of Bob's partner Buck.
D is for Despondancy when RayK's feeling glum,
But his spelling's not great, so it's D-u-m, Dumb.

D for Dorio Brothers, some of Chicago's worst,
And for Dehydration, death brought by thirst.
In the ranks of assassins, D is for Drake.
D is also pizza Deliveries Ray had to make.

D is for Deli where Welsh gets his lunch,
D can be for the Donuts that Dief likes to munch.
D is for Deaf, the wolf can't hear so well,
And D is for Done, I have no more to tell.

Strwriter

Keeper of Benny's "Looney Tunes" behavior from "North", the deck of Canadian
flag playing cards from "Odds," and Benny's adorable little ear-rubbing
habit.

Organizer of the Due Credit Awards
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dunes/7676/duecredit.html

"The uniform, the motion, the legs...driving like pistons...pumping like
steel...something red going fast always catches the eye."
(Inspector Margaret Thatcher, "Seeing Is Believing.")

"He makes the backs of my knees sweat."
(Sophie Ware, "Getting Married In Buffalo Jump.")

Joymakers

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D is for . . .

Dream Catcher - Eclipse
Fraser: I'll be right back. (leaving his hat behind, Fraser somersaults out
from behind gravestone, grabs something from the ground, and dashes back) It's
your birthday present. I dropped it.

Ray: Are you a freak? (stands, shoots 3 times and hits a tree)

Fraser: It's a dreamcatcher. I made it myself. You see, you hang it in your
window, it catches all your bad dreams, you sleep well at night.

(Ray shoots 4 times and hits a statue madonna)

Fraser: These are eagle feathers.

Ray: Fraser, when they shoot us I'll be glad I knew that. Come on, let's go.
______

Dog License - Diefenbaker's Day Off
Fraser: You got it. I only asked you once and you got it.

Ray: Of course I got it. You asked me for it, right?

Fraser: From the mayor himself?

Ray: Well no not exactly. Ya see I didn't want to bother him so what I did was
I Xeroxed a dog license and I put in wolf. Wonderful thing photo copiers, huh?
______

Damaged - Mountie on the Bounty
Stan: I may be damaged Fraser but I'm not stupid.
______

Mr. Dictionary - Red, White or Blue
Vecchio: You're the most irritating man in the world.

Fraser: Define irritating.

Vecchio: Oh, no, you look it up, Mr. Encyclopedia.

Fraser: Well, I think you mean Mr. Dictionary, don't you?
______

Drunken Sailor by Captain Tractor - Mountie on the Bounty
______

Deputy Liaison Officer
______

Drowning on Dry land - Vault
Ray: Admit it, Fraser. You feel unappreciated. Can you do this for me? Can you
do this one small thing for me? Can you admit that at least once in your
perfect existence you've felt the need to put yourself before your duty?
Because if you do that, I can float peacefully to my death.

Fraser: Why, Ray?

Ray: I just will, now humor me.

Fraser: All right. Uh, occasionally, it's only very occasionally... Is this
really necessary?

Ray: Fraser, I am drowning on dry land.

Fraser: All right, Ray, all right. Occasionally I do feel... what was it?

Ray: Unappreciated.

Fraser: Unappreciated. Occasionally I do feel unappreciated.

Ray: You do?

Fraser: Occasionally.
______

Jenny


Joymakers

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Does anyone else think this was the hardest letter to date? Phew! I'm just
having a heck of a time thinking any up but here are my last few before the E's
start.

D is for . . .

Dumpster - An Eye for an Eye
Ray: Aw, no, Fraser! Not another dumpster. I am not getting into a dumpster
with you. Fraser! There is no way I'm getting in this dumpster with you. Don't
even think about it, don't even suggest it. You know how many suits I've ruined
frolicking in refuse for you?
______

"Dammit Fraser, if you were gonna drop a guy, ya gotta say something first
like, 'Ray, I'm gonna drop ya'" Stan Kowalski - Odds
______

Diplopmatic Immunity - Bird in the Hand
Ray: You can't do that he has diplomatic immunity.

Fraser: No, strictly speaking I-

Ray: Shut up Fraser!

Fraser: Will do.
______

Jenny


Tree

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>
> "D" is for the diamonds that Ben spilled all over the train platform.
>
> "D" is for "daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon" from the
poem "The
> Windhover" quoted in VS.

D is for DAMN YOU THOSE ARE MINE!!!!!

(at least you didn't put 'em in prose....or I might have to hurt you...)


--
Keeper of Victoria's love, tears, and guilt for Ben. Their kiss, and
the preordained right to defend her anytime, anyplace, regardless...


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Tree

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First of all I'd like to personally thank everyone for taking MY "D"
but i will forgive you since I'm not the grudge bearing sort. <hears
the ripple of ill-stifled laughter behind her> Anyway, pretending i
didn't hear that here's my bit.

***

Diamonds and Dark Deception
Don't Define her Deep Decent
Diamonds and Drawn Desperation
Drives her Discontent

Duty or Dark Defection
Decides this Dillema's Dread
Duty or Degradation
Decisions--Deny, or be Dead

Tree

MARYEKELCH

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I wrote:
>> "D" is for the diamonds that Ben spilled all over the train platform.
>>
>> "D" is for "daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon" from the
>poem "The
>> Windhover" quoted in VS.

Tree admonished:


>D is for DAMN YOU THOSE ARE MINE!!!!!
>

Over my dead body! <g>

>(at least you didn't put 'em in prose....or I might have to hurt you...)
>

Umm....at the risk of life and limb...I did use prose.

MaryK
...running away very fast...

Joymakers

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D is for . . .

Dudley Do-Right
Guy in the bar: Hey Dudley Do-Right, you got no jurisdiction here.

Fraser: That is true son, however this gentleman does. Ray if you would be so
kind as to show them your ID and now if you would step back Detective Vecchio
and I will collect your weapons.
______

Dental Record - Burning Down the House
Fraser: Sir, I will confess at first I was a little worried that maybe I had
a hole in my bag of marbles, so I did an impromptu investigation. I would like
to present in evidence . . . These are the registered fingerprints and these
are the fingerprints of the man in question. They do not match. This is an
official dental record, and this is a cast I made of the suspect's teeth.
And they do not match. The shoe size is also inconsistent, and finally, as you
can see, the suspect's nose is fully seven millimeters smaller than Ray
Vecchio's. In conclusion, this man is not Raymond Vecchio.
______

"Dot it - File it - Stick it in a box marked done."
______

Jenny

MARYEKELCH

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"D" is for the damsel in distress (AITR).

MaryK

LMickam

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In article <20000602223617...@ng-mb1.aol.com>, joym...@aol.com
(Joymakers) writes:

>D is for . . .

Dale Evans

RayV: "Why do I feel more and more like Dale Evans? Hey, Roy! Wait for me!"

David Keeley who played Earl in Mountie Sings the Blues

Lyn
Haphazardly engineered seamstress

LMickam

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In article <20000604104347...@nso-bk.aol.com>, lmi...@aol.com
(LMickam) writes:

>>D is for . . .
>
>Dale Evans
>
>RayV: "Why do I feel more and more like Dale Evans? Hey, Roy! Wait for me!"
>

Forgot to mention that this came from Chinatown.
Sorry.

Lyn
Forgetful Seamstress
Keeper of Fraser's red longjohns.

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