Re: Where do I go? Where do I turn now?

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"Azz Pizz" <pena...@yomomma.hot.invalid> wrote in message
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>I was told it was impossible. Nobody could enter the gate. It was locked
> forever. Then I found this key. Now it's gone forever. So I got the
> fucking
> crowbar. But then the gate sucked it up and added it to itself. Unable to
> think or move I grabbed the piece of paper which said "Don't go here.
> There
> are lots of horrible creatures outside this gate." It made me very
> confused, so then I shoved the piece of paper into the keyhole. Except the
> keyhole didn't exist. Frustrated and confused I grabbed some strange
> leather object and realized something. This whole thing was a clock. It
> wasn't a gate. I am the gate. All of society, all of the governments,
> people, all are part of this universal clock of which I am stuck. Finally
> Mickey Mouse's hand clicked and we fell into the nether regions of Hell.
> Fortunately I had rock climbing experience so I was able to get to Heaven.
> When I arrived it really fucking rocked. There were saints and angels
> eating lots of taffy and jammin' to some rockin tunes. Then Elvis stopped
> by from UFO land and performed Jailhouse Rock. John Lennon was pissed and
> the Beatles came out. It was all set to be the next Woodstock of the year
> 3000 but unfortunately Limp Bizkit had to come and burn it all away. The
> End
>
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