Just think about that for a while.....
I wish there was a way to have the taste of a midori sour without the
booze. Granted, I enjoy the buzz and the resulting upswing in swearing
(for I am seven) but the hangover is not with the fun.
Seven? you got a late start, huh? Myself, when I was born, I fought
my way out of the womb and jumped off the delivery table and walked
out of the room, with embilical cord in tow and still naked mind you,
and headed straight to the nearest tavern. I drank a half dozen
boilermakers, fucked a hooker in the mens room and chugged on last
beer before making my trek back to the hospital. I told the nurse to
powder my ass and make it snappy and threw her a 20 and told her get
me a 12pk of Budweiser on ice. True story! No Shit!