Name: Jon
DOB: 12/20/82
Sex: Are you kicking or receiving?
Hair: Long (I was in an '80s metal band in another life)
Height: Above you
Weight: 76,160 grams (give or take...I got shorted on the last bag)
Eyes: Bloodshot
Penis: Yes
Girlfriend: She seems to think so (poor deluded sex
toy...Bwahahahah!!!)
High school: Yes, I buy all my drugs there.
Favorite subject: Irrelevancy
Hobbies: Playing with myself, Reading(sci-fi), Playing with myself,
Computers, Playing with myself, consuming large quantities of
psychoactive substances, Playing with myself, Having sex with my
girlfriend (But I'd rather be...), Playing with myself.
Parents: I sorta remember seeing them once.
Girlfriend: Dark, somewhat goth, hates everyone(including me), Large
breasts(She hates those too, but they keep my hands busy), Steals my
expensive hydroponic pot(denies it, and blames my poor memory.), Once
destroyed all my porno movies and told my I was no longer allowed to
masturbate, Eats weird hippie food that lacks the prerequisite fat,
cholesterol, and *flavor*!
Music I listen to: Nails, '70s-'80s metal, Satch/Vai/etc..., Jazz
fusion, Blues, Classical, techno/dance(sex music), reggae.
Music that should be subjected to euthanasia: Drop 50 megatons of
kindness on Seattle, Kurt's biggest mistake was not shooting Courtney
first, Lilth what?, Sow anti-personal mines at Wood$tock '99, Britney
Spears would be much better off as a porno actress, The boy bands and
their shrieking 12 y/o fans should be rounded up and put in death
camps.
Tv: Sucks. WTV's(wigger television) only redeeming quality is Daria
(which will probably be replaced by a more ethnically diverse show any
day now.) TLC, TDC, A&E, Bravo, History Channel, and the SciFi Channel
are somewhat worthy of my attention. Oh, and I also like the trashy
women on the spanish networks.
Daria: Rules. Tape it, remove the commercials, convert the commercials
to binary, and post to them to alt.fan.backstreet-boys.
Mode of locomotion: Car, fast, black, German. Volkswagen - Cars for
the Master race. Have to work three jobs to pay for the fucking
insurance because most idiots my age are too freaking stupid to take a
cab home from the clubs.
Most often used phrase: It looks hungry, baby.
--
Jon
You sound like such a dickhead. I can only hope that either most of that is a
joke that i didn't get, or that you just like to pretend to be a cunt (for
some strange reason).
--
Alli
http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
~*i only love pieces of things that i hate*~
Likelihood of success: high
On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 22:32:32 GMT, n...@themoment.sux (Jack N. Mehoff)
wrote:
The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
I've heard of pitching and catching in the sexual context...never
kicking or receiving. Interesting.
> Penis: Yes
> Girlfriend: She seems to think so (poor deluded sex
> toy...Bwahahahah!!!)
She thinks you have a penis?
> Hobbies: Playing with myself, Reading(sci-fi), Playing with myself,
> Computers, Playing with myself, consuming large quantities of
> psychoactive substances, Playing with myself, Having sex with my
>
> Girlfriend: Dark, somewhat goth, hates everyone(including me), Large
> breasts(She hates those too, but they keep my hands busy),
If you have a girlfriend who lets you play with her breasts why do you
play with yourself so much? I know if * I * had a girlfriend who....oh,
never mind. :)
> Music that should be subjected to euthanasia: The boy bands and
> their shrieking 12 y/o fans should be rounded up and put in death
> camps.
Yeah. I see you sitting there playing with yourself while listening to
N'Sync. Don't deny it.
--
Joe
*********************************************************************
Alice (handing cards to Dilbert): "Here--I've got a card for
Jennifer's wedding, a congratulations card for Mike's baby, three
birthdays, and a gender-change operation card that says 'Get Well...'
and then on the inside it says '...hung.' Cute!"
The psychoactice agents are working btw
followups to
Alt.misogynist.strek.masturbation.psychedelia
If you really have a girlfriend (which I somehow doubt given the obvious
misogyny of your post) you should treat her and speak of her with more respect,
or you may soon live up to your name. She sounds like a nice girl, albiet one
who probably suffers from low self-esteem, and I'm sure she could find someone
else who would love her as she deserves, instead of simply treating her like a
sex toy and then boasting about it online.
Sincerely Yours,
Jordan
"All the Universe or Nothingness ... that is the question. Which shall it be?"
(H. G. Wells)
keyword: online.... hehe, if he spends so much time fucking this girl...
what is he doing here?? if i had someone to fuck, i would NOT spend all
my time online. ;)
--
Alli
http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
~*i talk to god but the sky is empty*~
n...@themoment.sux (Jack N. Mehoff) wrote:
> Name: Jon
<snip>
Egads! I'm really, *really* sorry folks. It seems that on
our last jaunt to the rim, there was a glitch in the asystematic
time drive, creating a teenage proto-adult version of myself
<shudder!> with all memories intact. It seems it managed
to steal a laptop with a wireless modem before escaping.
Rest assured that the Hounds of Hell are tracking it down
now, with enough drugs in the dart guns to tranq it down
for good this time.
Once I have been rejoined with it (damn, another mindwipe)
your regular space-time reality should kick in. Until that
time, consider anyone you meet named Jon to be seeing things
and very dangerous to females of any species. Above all,
remain calm.
Thanks in advance.
--
Jon Armstrong
The Space Ranger
Graveyard gives one a unique outlook on life.
A dark one.
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
Yeah, I hate when that happens. Ain't life a bitch?
Of course you all realize we wouldn't be having these problems if we
had some new Daria episodes to watch.
--
Bob
>Dear Jacking Myself Off:
>
>If you really have a girlfriend (which I somehow doubt given the obvious
>misogyny of your post) you should treat her and speak of her with more respect,
Why? She invites abuse, in fact, she seems to enjoy it.
>or you may soon live up to your name. She sounds like a nice girl, albiet one
>who probably suffers from low self-esteem, and I'm sure she could find someone
>else who would love her as she deserves, instead of simply treating her like a
>sex toy and then boasting about it online.
You sound like a whiny homosexual, Jordan. Mind you, I have nothing
against the homosexual lifestyle, but your whining is annoying. Of
course, you could also be one of those idealistic virgins who agrees
with everything that women have to say. Cackling around the tampon
machine with "the girls" won't get you laid, dude.
--
Jon
>> I don't know if you slackers do introductions, but here goes,
>> anyway...
>>
>> Name: Jon
>> DOB: 12/20/82
>> Sex: Are you kicking or receiving?
>
>I've heard of pitching and catching in the sexual context...never
>kicking or receiving. Interesting.
The football analogy goes much better with the concept of rough trade.
>
>> Penis: Yes
>> Girlfriend: She seems to think so (poor deluded sex
>> toy...Bwahahahah!!!)
>
>She thinks you have a penis?
Good question. Actually, sometimes I think she has a penis.
>
>> Hobbies: Playing with myself, Reading(sci-fi), Playing with myself,
>> Computers, Playing with myself, consuming large quantities of
>> psychoactive substances, Playing with myself, Having sex with my
>>
>> Girlfriend: Dark, somewhat goth, hates everyone(including me), Large
>> breasts(She hates those too, but they keep my hands busy),
>
>If you have a girlfriend who lets you play with her breasts why do you
>play with yourself so much?
Because I'm good at it.
> know if * I * had a girlfriend who....oh,
>never mind. :)
he he he heeee...
>
>> Music that should be subjected to euthanasia: The boy bands and
>> their shrieking 12 y/o fans should be rounded up and put in death
>> camps.
>
>Yeah. I see you sitting there playing with yourself while listening to
>N'Sync. Don't deny it.
Sorry, I only masturbate while watching the Hanson girls. The little
one seems to be growing breasts now... she's soooooooo sexy!
--
Jon
>"Jordan S. Bassior" wrote:
>>
>> Dear Jacking Myself Off:
>>
>> If you really have a girlfriend (which I somehow doubt given the obvious
>> misogyny of your post) you should treat her and speak of her with more respect,
>> or you may soon live up to your name. She sounds like a nice girl, albiet one
>> who probably suffers from low self-esteem, and I'm sure she could find someone
>> else who would love her as she deserves, instead of simply treating her like a
>> sex toy and then boasting about it online.
>
>keyword: online.... hehe, if he spends so much time fucking this girl...
>what is he doing here?? if i had someone to fuck, i would NOT spend all
>my time online. ;)
Stop trying to justify your pitiful existence by dissecting my post.
BTW, how does posting a few messages to usenet equate to "spending all
my time online"?
If it's a flame war you want I'd be more than happy to accommodate
you, but that's not why I'm here.
--
Jon
>
>
> n...@themoment.sux (Jack N. Mehoff) wrote:
>
>> Name: Jon
> <snip>
> Egads! I'm really, *really* sorry folks. It seems that on
>our last jaunt to the rim, there was a glitch in the asystematic
>time drive, creating a teenage proto-adult version of myself
><shudder!> with all memories intact. It seems it managed
>to steal a laptop with a wireless modem before escaping.
Close... remember that blood you donated.
>
> Rest assured that the Hounds of Hell are tracking it down
>now, with enough drugs in the dart guns to tranq it down
>for good this time.
I suggest you keep shooting until I fall to the ground and begin
staring at my hands. BTW, will there be a charge for this service?
>
> Once I have been rejoined with it (damn, another mindwipe)
>your regular space-time reality should kick in.
That wouldn't be much fun.
>Until that time, consider anyone you meet named Jon to be seeing things
>and very dangerous to females of any species. Above all,
>remain calm.
The correct procedure is to remove your bra and freeze him in your
headlights.
--
Jon
> Verdict: pretentious, hoping to find a home amongst the angst ridden,
> intellectual Daria fans.
>
> Likelihood of success: high
What about the depressed, apathetic, hateful Daria fans?
Likelihood of success: ... ehh... [venemous glare]
> On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 22:32:32 GMT, n...@themoment.sux (Jack N. Mehoff)
> wrote:
>
> >I don't know if you slackers do introductions, but here goes,
> >anyway...
[chunk: blardi blardi blah...]
> >--
> >Jon
Waidaminnit... Jack. N. Mehoff. Jack -en Me -off.
BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! I geddit!
BWAA IT'S SO FUNNY! It works on so many levels!
[wipes tears from eyes] you kill me, no, rilly you do...
[suddenly deadpan]
Now, what are you really like, "Jack" ?
--
Bear, Keeper of the Household
"Because they're stupid, that's why! That's why
everyone does everything!" Homer Simpson
>jbas...@aol.com (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:
>
>>Dear Jacking Myself Off:
>>
>>If you really have a girlfriend (which I somehow doubt given the obvious
>>misogyny of your post) you should treat her and speak of her with more
>respect,
>
>Why? She invites abuse, in fact, she seems to enjoy it.
>
Assuming that she's real (I second Alli's doubts), people have a way of waking
up to situations like this and LEAVING.
I'm neither gay, nor a virgin, nor bereft of female companionship. I *do*
respect women, and am annoyed by people who don't.
well i'm sure she's completely emotionally healthy then.
>
> >or you may soon live up to your name. She sounds like a nice girl, albiet one
> >who probably suffers from low self-esteem, and I'm sure she could find someone
> >else who would love her as she deserves, instead of simply treating her like a
> >sex toy and then boasting about it online.
>
> You sound like a whiny homosexual, Jordan. Mind you, I have nothing
> against the homosexual lifestyle, but your whining is annoying.
so why mention homosexuality in such a context?
> Of
> course, you could also be one of those idealistic virgins who agrees
> with everything that women have to say. Cackling around the tampon
> machine with "the girls" won't get you laid, dude.
it's depressing that being an arsehole is almost guaranteed to get you laid.
of course, it won't get you a decent relationship or anything, but i guess
less intelligent men don't often see that it's worth it.
And what do you care about getting laid anyway? you said you prefered
masturbation to sex with your "girlfriend". if all you can get is someone
you don't want to fuck, there's not much point going on about getting laid.
huh?
> BTW, how does posting a few messages to usenet equate to "spending all
>
> my time online"?
usenet absorbs time, in my experience. i spend a fair bit of time online,
because i have no life, nobody to fuck, and am STILL unemployed. [my friend
karen, this afternoon: "Don't worry, there'll be loads of jobs soon... it's
not THAT long 'til Christmas..."]
>
> If it's a flame war you want I'd be more than happy to accommodate
> you, but that's not why I'm here.
it's why *i'm* here ;)
which category do i fit into? ;)
--
Alli
http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
~*i talk to god but the sky is empty*~
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>which category do i fit into? ;)
Intelligent and interesting. Unlike Jacking Himself Off.
Hm... How depressed or angst ridden are you?
>jbas...@aol.com (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:
>
>>Dear Jacking Myself Off:
>>
>>If you really have a girlfriend (which I somehow doubt given the obvious
>>misogyny of your post) you should treat her and speak of her with more respect,
>
>Why? She invites abuse, in fact, she seems to enjoy it.
>
>>or you may soon live up to your name. She sounds like a nice girl, albiet one
>>who probably suffers from low self-esteem, and I'm sure she could find someone
>>else who would love her as she deserves, instead of simply treating her like a
>>sex toy and then boasting about it online.
>
>You sound like a whiny homosexual, Jordan. Mind you, I have nothing
>against the homosexual lifestyle, but your whining is annoying. Of
>course, you could also be one of those idealistic virgins who agrees
>with everything that women have to say. Cackling around the tampon
>machine with "the girls" won't get you laid, dude.
>
Warning! Warning! Troll alert! Troll Alert!
Item: Highly combative posting style.
Item: Fake e-mail address (not spam trapped real one)
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- Tarvok
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>
>> BTW, how does posting a few messages to usenet equate to "spending all
>> my time online"?
>
>usenet absorbs time, in my experience.
Usenet is the electronic equivalent of crack.
>i spend a fair bit of time online,
>because i have no life, nobody to fuck, and am STILL unemployed.
Hang in there, dude, sweeping changes often happen very quickly. Who
knows, next week you may have a job, a girlfriend, and a life (not
necessarily in that order :). In the future I would refrain from
accusing others of spending too much time online when, by your own
admission, you're doing the same thing. Hypocrisy is very unbecoming.
>[my friend
>karen, this afternoon: "Don't worry, there'll be loads of jobs soon... it's
>not THAT long 'til Christmas..."]
Did you slap her around for that one? (jk)
>
>>
>> If it's a flame war you want I'd be more than happy to accommodate
>> you, but that's not why I'm here.
>
>it's why *i'm* here ;)
I like you already... In fact, you're welcome to fuck my slutty sister
and kick my dog if you want. ;)
--
Jon
>Jacking Himself Off wrote:
>
>>jbas...@aol.com (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:
>>
>>>Dear Jacking Myself Off:
>>>
>>>If you really have a girlfriend (which I somehow doubt given the obvious
>>>misogyny of your post) you should treat her and speak of her with more
>>respect,
>>
>>Why? She invites abuse, in fact, she seems to enjoy it.
>>
>
>Assuming that she's real (I second Alli's doubts), people have a way of waking
>up to situations like this and LEAVING.
I hope the door doesn't hit her in the ass on the way out.
>
>I'm neither gay, nor a virgin, nor bereft of female companionship. I *do*
>respect women, and am annoyed by people who don't.
>
Respect is privilege that's earned, AFAIC. I have the utmost respect
for women who are deserving of such respect. Lets just drop this shit,
K? If I knew the description of my ball 'n chain was gonna stir so
much shit I wouldn't have posted anything about her.
--
Jon
>In article <7leain$dla$2...@208.134.200.110>,
> cubswin...@baseballmail.com (Kyle) wrote:
>
>> Verdict: pretentious, hoping to find a home amongst the angst ridden,
>> intellectual Daria fans.
>>
>> Likelihood of success: high
>
>What about the depressed, apathetic, hateful Daria fans?
>
>Likelihood of success: ... ehh... [venemous glare]
>
>> On Wed, 30 Jun 1999 22:32:32 GMT, n...@themoment.sux (Jack N. Mehoff)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >I don't know if you slackers do introductions, but here goes,
>> >anyway...
>
>[chunk: blardi blardi blah...]
>
>> >--
>> >Jon
>
>Waidaminnit... Jack. N. Mehoff. Jack -en Me -off.
>
>BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! I geddit!
>
>BWAA IT'S SO FUNNY! It works on so many levels!
>
>[wipes tears from eyes] you kill me, no, rilly you do...
>
>[suddenly deadpan]
>Now, what are you really like, "Jack" ?
You sure you can handle it? My previous description was rather tame.
--
Jon
>Bear wrote:
>>
>> In article <7leain$dla$2...@208.134.200.110>,
>> cubswin...@baseballmail.com (Kyle) wrote:
>>
>> > Verdict: pretentious, hoping to find a home amongst the angst ridden,
>> > intellectual Daria fans.
>> >
>> > Likelihood of success: high
>>
>> What about the depressed, apathetic, hateful Daria fans?
>
>which category do i fit into? ;)
>
Probably the 2nd one.
>--
>Alli
>http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
>~*i walk my dog but Kyle is tasty*~
>
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>On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 16:10:57 +0100, "endless, nameless"
><remove....@vossnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>
>>> BTW, how does posting a few messages to usenet equate to "spending all
>>> my time online"?
>>
>>usenet absorbs time, in my experience.
>
>Usenet is the electronic equivalent of crack.
>
>>i spend a fair bit of time online,
>>because i have no life, nobody to fuck, and am STILL unemployed.
>
>Hang in there, dude, sweeping changes often happen very quickly. Who
>knows, next week you may have a job, a girlfriend, and a life (not
>necessarily in that order :). In the future I would refrain from
>accusing others of spending too much time online when, by your own
>admission, you're doing the same thing. Hypocrisy is very unbecoming.
>
For the record, Alli is female, and at the very least bisexual. I
think she would prefer a boyfriend.
>
>>[my friend
>>karen, this afternoon: "Don't worry, there'll be loads of jobs soon... it's
>>not THAT long 'til Christmas..."]
>
>Did you slap her around for that one? (jk)
>
>>
>>>
>>> If it's a flame war you want I'd be more than happy to accommodate
>>> you, but that's not why I'm here.
>>
>>it's why *i'm* here ;)
>
>I like you already... In fact, you're welcome to fuck my slutty sister
>and kick my dog if you want. ;)
>
>--
>Jon
The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
>On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 10:41:53 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced
>from individual pixels, claiming to be from n...@themoment.oop (Jack N.
>Mehoff), and it said:
>
>>jbas...@aol.com (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:
>>
>>>Dear Jacking Myself Off:
>>>
>>>If you really have a girlfriend (which I somehow doubt given the obvious
>>>misogyny of your post) you should treat her and speak of her with more respect,
>>
>>Why? She invites abuse, in fact, she seems to enjoy it.
>>
>>>or you may soon live up to your name. She sounds like a nice girl, albiet one
>>>who probably suffers from low self-esteem, and I'm sure she could find someone
>>>else who would love her as she deserves, instead of simply treating her like a
>>>sex toy and then boasting about it online.
>>
>>You sound like a whiny homosexual, Jordan. Mind you, I have nothing
>>against the homosexual lifestyle, but your whining is annoying. Of
>>course, you could also be one of those idealistic virgins who agrees
>>with everything that women have to say. Cackling around the tampon
>>machine with "the girls" won't get you laid, dude.
>>
>
>Warning! Warning! Troll alert! Troll Alert!
You wouldn't know a troll if it jumped out from under the bridge and
bit you on the ass. :)
>
>Item: Highly combative posting style.
Because... I have a "highly combative posting style", maybe?
>Item: Fake e-mail address (not spam trapped real one)
Well excuse me, skippy, it's not my account. The yahoo addy is valid,
tho.
>Please don't feed the trolls.
Troll oppressor!
--
Jon
>On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 19:55:04 GMT, jon...@yahoo.com (Jon) wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 16:10:57 +0100, "endless, nameless"
>><remove....@vossnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>> BTW, how does posting a few messages to usenet equate to "spending all
>>>> my time online"?
>>>
>>>usenet absorbs time, in my experience.
>>
>>Usenet is the electronic equivalent of crack.
>>
>>>i spend a fair bit of time online,
>>>because i have no life, nobody to fuck, and am STILL unemployed.
>>
>>Hang in there, dude, sweeping changes often happen very quickly. Who
>>knows, next week you may have a job, a girlfriend, and a life (not
>>necessarily in that order :). In the future I would refrain from
>>accusing others of spending too much time online when, by your own
>>admission, you're doing the same thing. Hypocrisy is very unbecoming.
>>
>
>For the record, Alli is female, and at the very least bisexual. I
>think she would prefer a boyfriend.
Oops! My bad. Sorry, Alli.
> >> Penis: Yes
> >> Girlfriend: She seems to think so (poor deluded sex
> >> toy...Bwahahahah!!!)
> >
> >She thinks you have a penis?
>
> Good question. Actually, sometimes I think she has a penis.
Oh, if she did I bet you'd have found out by now.
> >If you have a girlfriend who lets you play with her breasts why do you
> >play with yourself so much?
>
> Because I'm good at it.
I admire your wanting to be the best that you can be, but this
particular activity is much better when someone else is involved. Trust
me on this, even if I haven't proven this myself lately....dammit.
> >I know if * I * had a girlfriend who....oh,
> >never mind. :)
>
> he he he heeee...
Unless you've been lurking in here a while, you have no idea what I was
joking about in this sentence.
> >> Music that should be subjected to euthanasia: The boy bands and
> >> their shrieking 12 y/o fans should be rounded up and put in death
> >> camps.
> >
> >Yeah. I see you sitting there playing with yourself while listening to
> >N'Sync. Don't deny it.
>
> Sorry, I only masturbate while watching the Hanson girls. The little
> one seems to be growing breasts now... she's soooooooo sexy!
Now you've grossed me out. I'll stick with N'Sync. Or that 98 Degrees
group. They seem to be a bit older and manlier.
You've created quite a stir here. There's some sentiment that you're
trolling. I despise trolls. And yet, oddly enough, I don't hate you at
the moment.
hahaha, do you even need me to answer that?
--
Alli
http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
~*i only love pieces of things that i hate*~
i have never done crack (have no intention of doing so either, for the
record), but that's probably fairly accurate.
>
> >i spend a fair bit of time online,
> >because i have no life, nobody to fuck, and am STILL unemployed.
>
> Hang in there, dude, sweeping changes often happen very quickly. Who
> knows, next week you may have a job, a girlfriend, and a life (not
> necessarily in that order :).
life. humm.... "life? don't talk to me about life." or whatever.
i went to a party tonight. it was ok but i just stood there because
i can't dance and i couldn't sit down because i was allergic to the
chairs. people kept trying to force me to dance, which was annoying.
one of my friends went as far as *picking me up* and carrying me to
the middle where people were dancing... i may have made some effort
only one of my other friends was watching and thought it was fucking
HILARIOUS.
> In the future I would refrain from
> accusing others of spending too much time online when, by your own
> admission, you're doing the same thing. Hypocrisy is very unbecoming.
is it hypocrisy when you admit it, though?
("try that argument when you're drunk... with english people...
great fun ;-)", i am told)
>
> >[my friend
> >karen, this afternoon: "Don't worry, there'll be loads of jobs soon... it's
> >not THAT long 'til Christmas..."]
>
> Did you slap her around for that one? (jk)
she complains when i hit her. everyone complains when i hit them.
wusses.
>
> >
> >>
> >> If it's a flame war you want I'd be more than happy to accommodate
> >> you, but that's not why I'm here.
> >
> >it's why *i'm* here ;)
>
> I like you already... In fact, you're welcome to fuck my slutty sister
> and kick my dog if you want. ;)
errrmm...
> >For the record, Alli is female, and at the very least bisexual. I
> >think she would prefer a boyfriend.
>
> Oops! My bad. Sorry, Alli.
'tis ok... wouldn't be surprised at being mistaken for male irl a
lot of the time... hmmm. oh well. btw i am bisexual.
>Jon wrote:
>>
>>
>> >[my friend
>> >karen, this afternoon: "Don't worry, there'll be loads of jobs soon... it's
>> >not THAT long 'til Christmas..."]
>>
>> Did you slap her around for that one? (jk)
>
>she complains when i hit her. everyone complains when i hit them.
>wusses.
>
My vote for quote of the year on ATD.
>--
>Alli
>http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
>~*i only love Kyle and pieces of things I hate*~
>I hope the door doesn't hit her in the ass on the way out.
Rather foolish of you to waste your time like this with a girl you don't even
like then.
>Respect is privilege that's earned, AFAIC. I have the utmost respect
>for women who are deserving of such respect.
Everyone deserves some respect. And you are not saying a GOOD thing by
admitting that you despise your girlfriend. Why did you get involved with her
if you do not even like her? I try to *avoid* women I dislike ...
You're right. Both categories it is.
O U -nyahh...
U \
> >[suddenly deadpan]
> >Now, what are you really like, "Jack" ?
>
> You sure you can handle it? My previous description was rather tame.
>
> --
> Jon
<harry solomon>*
So you're back under a 'real' name? (That is, one which isn't patently
false) That's a better start, my estimation of you has gone up, ever so
slightly...
I think I can safely speak for rest of the group with the following,
though if I'm wrong, please correct.
While there are no rules here, we appreciate a certain degree of
civility; after all, there are young people and priests present. (Don't
beleive me? Deja.com will prove it)
Stimulating conversation, such as that of Daria or Jane, or even Jodie,
is welcome here, and we do not turn away Macks or silent Andreas. There
have been one or two Quinns and Brittanys, but we rarely hear from them.
But behave like a Kevin or Upchuck, and we shall lay our righteous smack
down upon thee...
</harry solomon>
*[3rd Rock f.t. Sun]
n...@themoment.oop (Jack N. Mehoff) wrote:
> Space_...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > n...@themoment.sux (Jack N. Mehoff) wrote:
> >
> >> Name: Jon
> > <snip>
[re: The genesis of Jon Jr.]
> Close... remember that blood you donated.
Alright! Who contaminated my caffeine/alcohol system with blood?
Okay, let's say you are some sort of the 90s version of
_The Boys from Brazil_. If your 82 clone DOB is true then
your programming has this in store for you. In the next
couple of months your heart is going to be ripped from your
chest, cast into the dust, and trampled by a herd of stampeding
buffalo. After that you visit your friendly local neighborhood
army recruiter. This time learn a skill other than throwing
simulated rocks real fast and jumping out of perfectly (and
not so perfectly) good aircraft.
> > Rest assured that the Hounds of Hell are tracking it down
> >now, with enough drugs in the dart guns to tranq it down
> >for good this time.
>
> I suggest you keep shooting until I fall to the ground and begin
> staring at my hands. BTW, will there be a charge for this service?
Jeepers, man, if you really were into the psychoactive scene
you would know that the first one is always free.
--
Jon Armstrong
The Space Ranger
Graveyard gives one a unique outlook on life.
A dark one.
jon...@yahoo.com (Jon) wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 15:52:47 GMT, tarvNO...@xoommail.com (Tarvok)
> wrote:
<snip>
> >Warning! Warning! Troll alert! Troll Alert!
>
> You wouldn't know a troll if it jumped out from under the bridge and
> bit you on the ass. :)
>
> >
> >Item: Highly combative posting style.
>
> Because... I have a "highly combative posting style", maybe?
>
> >Item: Fake e-mail address (not spam trapped real one)
>
> Well excuse me, skippy, it's not my account. The yahoo addy is valid,
> tho.
>
> >Please don't feed the trolls.
>
> Troll oppressor!
We here at UBI have been commissioned to determine if ATVD's
new friend Jon is truly a troll or not. Alas, we cannot make a
determination at this time. Although both his addresses show
that he has only posted to this ng, he seems to be too netsavvy
to be a ng virgin.
UBI does wish to caution the readers here that ng invasions
are on the increase, the S:N value in some groups falling below
1.
So whether Jon is a troll or the advance guard of an invasion
force will have to be determined after more data is collected.
Either way, he will probably be even more amusing after his
overactive glands calm down.
--
Jon Armstrong
The Space Ranger
Listen bud, I'm the chief bull loony around here!
>Jon wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 16:10:57 +0100, "endless, nameless"
>> <remove....@vossnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >> BTW, how does posting a few messages to usenet equate to "spending all
>> >> my time online"?
>> >
>> >usenet absorbs time, in my experience.
>>
>> Usenet is the electronic equivalent of crack.
>
>i have never done crack (have no intention of doing so either, for the
>record), but that's probably fairly accurate.
>
>>
>> >i spend a fair bit of time online,
>> >because i have no life, nobody to fuck, and am STILL unemployed.
>>
>> Hang in there, dude, sweeping changes often happen very quickly. Who
>> knows, next week you may have a job, a girlfriend, and a life (not
>> necessarily in that order :).
>
>life. humm.... "life? don't talk to me about life." or whatever.
>i went to a party tonight. it was ok but i just stood there because
>i can't dance and i couldn't sit down because i was allergic to the
>chairs. people kept trying to force me to dance, which was annoying.
>one of my friends went as far as *picking me up* and carrying me to
>the middle where people were dancing... i may have made some effort
>only one of my other friends was watching and thought it was fucking
>HILARIOUS.
>
A little thing I have always wondered about people who say they can't
dance. Have you ever sat there listening to a song, one with a good
beat (or even some good fast metal) and just couldn't help but tap
your feet to the rythm, or your hands (or headbang, in the case of
metal)?
oh yeah, i can manage that (not the headbanging, hehe).
i can't dance though.
--
Alli
http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
There's a difference between having a sense of rhythm and being able to
dance without looking like a big geek. Likewise, having a sense of
rhythm and merely being able to hear the difference between one note
and another doesn't make you a musician either. Human beings possess
these abilities naturally but being able to display them in public
requires a certain amount of study and preparation unless you have no
shame.
--
Bob
>
>
> jon...@yahoo.com (Jon) wrote:
>> On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 15:52:47 GMT, tarvNO...@xoommail.com (Tarvok)
>> wrote:
> <snip>
>> >Warning! Warning! Troll alert! Troll Alert!
>>
>> You wouldn't know a troll if it jumped out from under the bridge and
>> bit you on the ass. :)
>>
>> >
>> >Item: Highly combative posting style.
>>
>> Because... I have a "highly combative posting style", maybe?
>>
>> >Item: Fake e-mail address (not spam trapped real one)
>>
>> Well excuse me, skippy, it's not my account. The yahoo addy is valid,
>> tho.
>>
>> >Please don't feed the trolls.
>>
>> Troll oppressor!
>
> We here at UBI have been commissioned to determine if ATVD's
>new friend Jon is truly a troll or not. Alas, we cannot make a
>determination at this time. Although both his addresses show
>that he has only posted to this ng, he seems to be too netsavvy
>to be a ng virgin.
Hmmm... your powers of deduction are most impressive. Any one of the
following could be true...
1) The mere mention of my true identity strikes fear into the hearts
of men. I decided to change it so I could post on a topic of interest
without frightening the locals.
2) I'm a news group virgin who does his homework.
3) I'm a really well written bot.
>
> UBI does wish to caution the readers here that ng invasions
>are on the increase, the S:N value in some groups falling below
>1.
Invasions happen too quickly to guard against. If you were being
invaded it would have happened already.
>
> So whether Jon is a troll or the advance guard of an invasion
>force will have to be determined after more data is collected.
You don't have to waste your valuable time, sir. The data you seek
could be there, but what reason would you have to look for it?
>
> Either way, he will probably be even more amusing after his
>overactive glands calm down.
Lets see... It's 6am on a saturday morning, I drank enough Tequila
last night to kill small third world nation... Nope, this is as
amusing as I get. <hic>
--
Jon
>Jon said:
>
>>I hope the door doesn't hit her in the ass on the way out.
>
>Rather foolish of you to waste your time like this with a girl you don't even
>like then.
Yep, people do foolish things. Not exactly a revelation, is it?
>
>>Respect is privilege that's earned, AFAIC. I have the utmost respect
>>for women who are deserving of such respect.
>
>Everyone deserves some respect. And you are not saying a GOOD thing by
>admitting that you despise your girlfriend.
Maybe it's good for me... did you think about that?
>Why did you get involved with her
>if you do not even like her?
You can love somebody without liking them, Jordan, but to answer your
question... When I first started going out with her I liked her a lot.
I guess I'm kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place, now. I love
her dearly, but dislike her attitude and outlook on life. Oh well,
it's not your problem. I guess I really shouldn't dump it on you nice
people.
>I try to *avoid* women I dislike ...
In a perfect world everything happens the way you want. Too bad we
don't live in one, eh?
--
Jon
>In article <377ebd47...@news.alt.net>,
> jon...@yahoo.com (Jon) wrote:
>> On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 14:00:50 GMT, Bear <favourit...@my-deja.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <7leain$dla$2...@208.134.200.110>,
>> > cubswin...@baseballmail.com (Kyle) wrote:
>> >
>> >> Verdict: pretentious, hoping to find a home amongst the angst
>> >> ridden, intellectual Daria fans.
>> >>
>> >> Likelihood of success: high
>> >
>> >What about the depressed, apathetic, hateful Daria fans?
>> >
>> >Likelihood of success: ... ehh... [venemous glare]
>> >
>
>> >[suddenly deadpan]
>> >Now, what are you really like, "Jack" ?
>>
>> You sure you can handle it? My previous description was rather tame.
>>
>> --
>> Jon
>
><harry solomon>*
>
>So you're back under a 'real' name? (That is, one which isn't patently
>false) That's a better start, my estimation of you has gone up, ever so
>slightly...
That's very nice of you, but I could really give two quick shits about
what other people think of me.
>
>I think I can safely speak for rest of the group with the following,
>though if I'm wrong, please correct.
>
>While there are no rules here, we appreciate a certain degree of
>civility;
Civility is boring, but I'll honor your request. Personally, I think
people are much more interesting when striped down to their raw
mentality.
>after all, there are young people and priests present.
Well, since I am a young person, myself, and an agnostic I don't see
how this is any of my concern.
>(Don't
>beleive me? Deja.com will prove it)
>
>Stimulating conversation, such as that of Daria or Jane, or even Jodie,
>is welcome here, and we do not turn away Macks or silent Andreas. There
>have been one or two Quinns and Brittanys, but we rarely hear from them.
>
>But behave like a Kevin or Upchuck, and we shall lay our righteous smack
>down upon thee...
>
Personally, I'll listen to anyone's point of view. Vastly different
points of view are conducive to interesting debate. If some people are
a bit abrasive, so be it.
--
Jon
i reckon 3. ;)
> >
> > Either way, he will probably be even more amusing after his
> >overactive glands calm down.
>
> Lets see... It's 6am on a saturday morning, I drank enough Tequila
> last night to kill small third world nation... Nope, this is as
> amusing as I get. <hic>
were you still drunk when you posted that? if so, you type a lot
better than me when i'm drunk, haha...
>You can love somebody without liking them, Jordan, but to answer your
>question... When I first started going out with her I liked her a lot.
>I guess I'm kinda stuck between a rock and a hard place, now. I love
>her dearly, but dislike her attitude and outlook on life. Oh well,
>it's not your problem. I guess I really shouldn't dump it on you nice
>people.
>
I've been in your situtation. What you shouldn't do is rip her apart in public.
That doesn't help matters between you; if she find out you're doing this she'll
feel terrible, and it makes other people think you're considerably worse than
you probably are.
> Civility is boring, but I'll honor your request. Personally, I think
> people are much more interesting when striped down to their raw
> mentality.
Not if you do it right. As you'll discover here, civility is simply a
framework for disagreement. It's the ideas that are interesting, not
the acrimony resulting from a lack of civility. If you turn people off
by being unpleasant they'll never hear your ideas. If you can present
your ideas in a pleasant and civilized manner then the idea payload can
be more effectively delivered to do its "damage." That's when it really
gets interesting.
...
>
> Personally, I'll listen to anyone's point of view. Vastly different
> points of view are conducive to interesting debate. If some people are
> a bit abrasive, so be it.
That's the spirit.
TDH? That you?
Nah, TDH was just a touch smarter, and a touch more condescending.
>
>TDH? That you?
>
>Nah, TDH was just a touch smarter, and a touch more condescending.
TDH was actually entertaining, and fun to argue with, once I'd gotten
used to his condescending attitude, and Joe and Alli had calmed down a
bit (and I'd gotten used to _their_ method of dealing with unpleasant
persons). With "It Happened on One Nut" airing in Wednesday, expect
his return, soon...
Only three days until a new epsiode of Daria airs in the U.S.!
Dear God, I hope not.
--
Joe
*********************************************************************
Your crush is important to me. Please stay on the Net and wait
patiently. Your love will be handled in the order received.
-- Uncle Robbie in alt.gossip.celebrities
hahahaha...
> and fun to argue with,
hahahahahahahahahaha...
he was too indirect. i can't stand that in any aspect of a person,
especially argument. he kept changing what the argument was about,
which is pathetic imo. and i'm not very good at keeping track of
what the argument was in the first place, but that's my character
flaw. i would imagine tdh's persistent 'argument-changing' would be
far more irritating to someone who could remember what they were
arguing in the first place.
> once I'd gotten
> used to his condescending attitude,
i don't see why you should have to get used to condescending attitudes,
but i guess maybe you do. :)
> and Joe and Alli had calmed down a
> bit (and I'd gotten used to _their_ method of dealing with unpleasant
> persons).
<evil grin>
eeep..
(see, britanny reference? i can be on topic occasionally!) ;)
Rrrrowwr! Feisty!
>Tarvok wrote:
>>
>> On 3 Jul 1999 15:36:40 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from
>> individual pixels, claiming to be from cubswin...@baseballmail.com
>> (Kyle), and it said:
>>
>> >
>> >TDH? That you?
>> >
>> >Nah, TDH was just a touch smarter, and a touch more condescending.
>>
>> TDH was actually entertaining, and fun to argue with, once I'd gotten
>> used to his condescending attitude, and Joe and Alli had calmed down a
>> bit (and I'd gotten used to _their_ method of dealing with unpleasant
>> persons). With "It Happened on One Nut" airing in Wednesday, expect
>> his return, soon...
>
>Dear God, I hope not.
>
I'm actually looking forward to it. That human rights debate, while
occasionally somewhat hostile in nature (such as when TDH was writing)
was quite invigourating.
>Tarvok wrote:
>>
>> On 3 Jul 1999 15:36:40 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from
>> individual pixels, claiming to be from cubswin...@baseballmail.com
>> (Kyle), and it said:
>>
>> >
>> >TDH? That you?
>> >
>> >Nah, TDH was just a touch smarter, and a touch more condescending.
>>
>> TDH was actually entertaining,
>
>hahahaha...
>
>> and fun to argue with,
>
>hahahahahahahahahaha...
>
>he was too indirect. i can't stand that in any aspect of a person,
>especially argument. he kept changing what the argument was about,
>which is pathetic imo. and i'm not very good at keeping track of
>what the argument was in the first place, but that's my character
>flaw. i would imagine tdh's persistent 'argument-changing' would be
>far more irritating to someone who could remember what they were
>arguing in the first place.
>
>> once I'd gotten
>> used to his condescending attitude,
>
>i don't see why you should have to get used to condescending attitudes,
>but i guess maybe you do. :)
>
Well, if you want a serious reason, then there are a lot of people
with condescending attitudes out there. You have four options: kill
them, kill yourself, live in a cave (or other isolated habitation) and
hide from society, or learn to deal with it. I prefer the fourth
option, but it is unfortunate how many of our kind chose the first
two...
there are many ways in which you can "learn to deal with it".
i deal with people's condescending attitudes without getting
used to it. :) although options 1 & 2 both sound pretty good. ;)
"endless, nameless" wrote:
> Tarvok wrote:
> >
> > On 3 Jul 1999 15:36:40 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from
> > individual pixels, claiming to be from cubswin...@baseballmail.com
> > (Kyle), and it said:
> >
> > >
> > >TDH? That you?
<snip bits about TDH>
I keep fearing that suddenly, it'll pop up into this thread with an ominous,
"I"M BAAAACK!" message..
--J.
--
Jessica Liotta....icq~3234499....http://fly.to/maleboge
"We apologize for the inconvenience." --God's final message to his
creation
--
"I didn't think it would be possible, but Goku has managed
to surpass even the level of Super-Swinger 3! Groovy, baby, yeah!"
Matthew Gallant in alt.fan.dragonball on a DragonBall Austin Powers
crossover....
Oh, goodie, and just in time too. The volcano is getting restless.
--
Jon Armstrong
The Space Ranger
Graveyard gives one a unique outlook on life.
A dark one.
there's a nirvana one, which i keep forgetting to take out of my sig when
posting to other newsgroups, heh... (have left it in there purposefully
this time)
the page for that is http://amn.virtualave.net/nirvcode.txt (just from my
somewhat unreliable memory)
--
Alli
http://voices.vossnet.co.uk/y/yannaco
~*i only love pieces of things that i hate*~
NCode(0.1)
N:3:L+ E:a6-b1-v1-d2 F:aIuNm:mZz
O:n+a+g+|d:m-c+k-e+
P:a16:h-:eBr-z:oR-!|+:t--:*Sg:gX
Nice, and very handy.
Better still are the automated maker/decoders, as seeable at, ferinstance:
http://www.vulpine.pp.se/cgi-bin/furcode for furry code.
I still want suggestions,a disappointing zero so far :P You can't all
dislike me that much :(
Greg, slave to DariaCode.
>there's a nirvana one, which i keep forgetting to take out of my sig when
>posting to other newsgroups, heh... (have left it in there purposefully
>this time)
>Alli
There are also goth code's! it starts with one and now there are3 or 4 of them.
I'm afraid that it will run willed a bit and then get unused.
Anyway the Idea is ok but dont make it to complex cors I'm afrayd its gone
become waist of time..
Andrea
(No, I'm not hiding a beer onder the table, I dronk it all al ready)
First, you need to add to the alienation section: Misanthropic Factor:
m+++ slide the food through the slot and step away from the door
m++ why are these people singing? oh, it's christmas? *again?*
m+ i visit my family every few months or so... it's the only way
they'll keep me in the will
m (average contempt for humanity as a whole)
m- it's better than sitting by myself and staring at the ceiling
m-- hey, people are important!
m--- hey, other people are *so* important, i think i'll do something
irrational in order to gain the approval of strangers!
And how could one forget the cynicism factor?
c+++ I'm not even going to bother to get out of bed.
c++ I'm not even going to bother to vote
c+ I'm not even going to bother to write the newspaper
c I'll yell at the TV. That'll change things.
c- I'll write the newspaper!
c-- I'll start a petition!
c--- I'll quit my job, join ___ and change the world!
Favorite Episode:
Type the capital F followed by a colon, and then the 3-digit
production number. To specify the favorite episode of a particular
season, follow the F with the number of the season. Put in a space
after each F: entry.
exs: F:307 (Means your very favorite episode is "Daria!" -- you don't
care about any other eps, as none can compare.)
F1:111 F2:212 F3:308 (Means your favorite season one is "Road
Worrier," season two is "Pierce Me," and season three is "Lane Miz.")
Spoiler Pref:
Type the capital S followed by a y if you read spoilers, and an N if
you don't.
ex: Sy (you read the spoilers)
Character(s) you ID with:
To indicate the character(s) you identify with (for whatever reasons),
Type ID followed by a colon, then use the character code. If there's
more than one, use a + to chain then together.
ex: ID:D+Jo (You identify with Daria and Jodie.)
Hm, I think this has the potential to get out of hand. Oh, well.
"Greg Pallis" <gpa...@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>there's a nirvana one, which i keep forgetting to take out of my sig when
>posting to other newsgroups, heh... (have left it in there purposefully
>this time) the page for that is http://amn.virtualave.net/nirvcode.txt (just
>from my
>>somewhat unreliable memory)
>
>
>Nice, and very handy.
>Better still are the automated maker/decoders, as seeable at, ferinstance:
>http://www.vulpine.pp.se/cgi-bin/furcode for furry code.
>I still want suggestions,a disappointing zero so far :P You can't all
>dislike me that much :(
>
>Greg, slave to DariaCode.
>
>>NCode(0.1)
>>N:3:L+ E:a6-b1-v1-d2 F:aIuNm:mZz
>>O:n+a+g+|d:m-c+k-e+
>>P:a16:h-:eBr-z:oR-!|+:t--:*Sg:gX
Yep, this is going to get out of hand. ;-)
rich.
Jane: You're a twisted little cruller, ain't'cha?
http://paperpusher.simplenet.com
(remove blah and numbers to send email)
Ap D+ T13 Ww Q++ Ff^Fr
O Oh+Oo+Os+Od MV- C5X BB+ FCJ +DT-
Thankee.
-Mindy
"I think I'm a mushroom... I must be a mushroom! Everyone keeps me in the dark and feeds me bulls***!" -Ward Rubrecht
(Sorry I had to snip your quote off Jordan --nice one though) I'm gonna
have to go with the verdicts above me. Personally I think the crowd in
here mirrors the maturity, and intelligence of Daria. And with all due
respect I feel you... do not (to put it lightly). I have never met
anyone in this group with the attitude you've shown here. So clean it
up, or leave.
Thank you,
wicka_chick
well after that I don't even feel like posting a quote. Dammit!
Did you actually read the post I was responding to? The guy actually chose the
screen name "Jack N Off" or something like that. The original post was far,
far, FAR dirtier than my response.
Sincerely Yours,
Jordan
"Man is a god in ruins" (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
> I don't know if you slackers do introductions, but here goes,
> anyway...
I do introductions. And questionnaires too. I've got nothing to hide.
> Name: can't ya read the "From: " heading? ;)
> DOB: 07/02/99 (dd/mm/yy, the only way for an Anglophile)
> Sex: no thanks...wait, GENDER...well, see name...duh
> Hair: practically black (it's really supposed to be dark brown but it
sees so little sun it's always a nice black color)
> Height: 5' 7" (now that I can't hide)
> Weight: none of your business
> Eyes: yes...ooh, asking about the color...dark brown (no, not to the
point of blackness)
> Penis: see: "GENDER"/"name"
> Girlfriend: I have several girl friends but my relationship is with a
GUY
> High school: see: http://www.providencehs.com/ (class of 1997)
> Favorite subject: Duran Duran and "Daria"
>
> Hobbies: being obsessed about the 3 D's (see: favorite subject),
going online, spending a lot of time on the computer, shooting down
perverts at my job, laughing at Rush Limbaugh, being political,
breathing, a whole bunch of other stuff we won't get into they're so
boring...oh yeah, and trying to get up my darn Duran Duran site
>
> Parents: yes I have some
>
> Girlfriend: I think you mean BOYFRIEND:
well, since a lot of you on this ng remember Bazzie I let those posts
show you what he's like. If you haven't a clue his site is at
http://website.lineone.net/~bazzie/ . I'm too romantic a person to
rationally describe him. Let him do it. :)
>
> Music I listen to: New Romantic stuff from the late '70s to early
'80s including Ultravox, Japan, and Visage; anything Duran Duran;
classic rock (Doobie Brothers, Boston, Foreigner, the like); good metal
(and not that cheap imitation crap); funk and jazz/funk (George Benson,
Brothers Johnson, Jamiroquai, the like); oldies from the '50s - '60s;
grunge music from the early '90s ('cos it reminds me of my early teen
years)...I'll tolerate most anything except for Tejano
>
> Music that should be subjected to euthanasia: Jewel and all her
fellow female "let's be all cute n' cuddly and sing vapid songs of pure
drivel thus rendering the feminist movement a moot issue" musicians;
boy bands from the USA (Blahstreet Boys, N'Sunk, 98 Lame Degrees,
etc.), Britney Spears purely because of the lyrics (I would say she's
great but..."baby hit me one more time"??? NO); I'm getting
increasingly tired of Marilyn Manson, Korn, and the like; Ricky Martin
would be better if he weren't so darn BORING; and let me cast forever
into the firey reaches of musical hell anyone playing Tejano ("step
away from the accordion and nobody gets hurt"); oh yeah, and about 1/2
the stuff that's popular now, '90s R&B (why no great ones like Gregory
Abbott or Jeffrey Osborne or Chaka Khan or Patti LaBelle?)
>
> Tv: "Daria", the Travel Channel, anything Ian "Lonely Planet" Wright
is in, "Rosie O'Donnell", "Tonight Show with Jay Leno", "Jeopardy", a
load of Britcoms including: "Red Dwarf", "Young Ones", "Keeping Up
Appearances", "Are You Being Served?", "Goodnight Sweetheart", "The
Thin Blue Line", and "As Time Goes By", and news. And anything Duran
Duran comes out on. And "Pop Up Video".
>
> Daria: of course you know how I feel about that lovely show...why
else would I be here on this forum? For my health?
>
> Mode of locomotion: 1988 silver Chevy Blazer, automatic
drive/windows/steering, new battery installed late last year, my baby
:) I drive like a grandma but it's a menacing presence anyway.
>
> Most often used phrase: "just hold on one moment" at work; "um,
excuse me while I throw up" when confronted with a pervert; "pardon
me", "as far as it's concerned", "papi chulo", "coolness...anyways"
elsewhere
Pretty fun. But I'm lame at these. So if I sound stupid in any way,
it's to be expected. While I like doing these kinds of things I suck
at doing them.
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--ooO--(_)---Ooo-- It's just like a scene out of Voltaire.
> I don't know if you slackers do introductions, but here goes,
> anyway...
First of all I'm not a "slacker". I don't think most of the people in
here are slackers. So there.
> Name: Jon
Oh, how "cute", Jon. Monosyllablic?
> DOB: 12/20/82
Little kid Jon. Was way ahead of you intellectually when I was your
age.
> Sex: Are you kicking or receiving?
Such a little immature brain...shame.
> Hair: Long (I was in an '80s metal band in another life)
Well, that's nice. Which one, POISON? Or...let me think of another
"metal" band that's a cheap imiation of the real thing...Motley Crue.
> Height: Above you.
Ha ha ha. I'm going to be above you when I kick the you know what out
of you.
> Weight: 76,160 grams (give or take...I got shorted on the last bag)
Stupid stupid stupid stupid. Everyone...join me, it's said in a John
Bender-esque way: "Stupid stupid stupid stupid."
> Eyes: Bloodshot
When they got shot yes of course there's going to be blood.
> Penis: Yes
prolly about the size of a small earthworm
> Girlfriend: She seems to think so (poor deluded sex
> toy...Bwahahahah!!!)
prolly screwing ya both ways, pardner (you know what I mean)
> High school: Yes, I buy all my drugs there.
Folks, it's time to do that John Bender thing. It's "demented and sad,
but social".
> Favorite subject: Irrelevancy
With you that's no surprise.
>
> Hobbies: Playing with myself, Reading(sci-fi), Playing with myself,
> Computers, Playing with myself, consuming large quantities of
> psychoactive substances, Playing with myself, Having sex with my
> girlfriend (But I'd rather be...), Playing with myself.
You need to get a life. No, not that life. A life where you won't be
amongst the slithering snakes of this world. Um...I take that back.
The snakes might get offended.
>
> Parents: I sorta remember seeing them once.
prolly spoiled this kid way too much
>
> Girlfriend: Dark, somewhat goth, hates everyone(including me), Large
> breasts(She hates those too, but they keep my hands busy), Steals my
> expensive hydroponic pot(denies it, and blames my poor memory.), Once
> destroyed all my porno movies and told my I was no longer allowed to
> masturbate, Eats weird hippie food that lacks the prerequisite fat,
> cholesterol, and *flavor*!
If she's that intelligent to hate everyone, why she still with a loser
like you? Hmmmm? I guess she really IS screwing ya somewhere else in
your life. Large breasts, eh? You got small hands boy? She probably
steals your pot to remedy herself of having to deal with a dope.
Intelligent to destroy the porno and if you masturbate as often as you
say you do, she was probably trying to help you obtain a thing called a
"LIFE". "Hippie food"? Just because something's not laden with fat
doesn't mean it's "hippie food". And..."prerequisite"? Trying to be
intelligent on us boy? Not going to work.
>
> Music I listen to: Nails, '70s-'80s metal, Satch/Vai/etc..., Jazz
> fusion, Blues, Classical, techno/dance(sex music), reggae.
I can believe some of it...but blues, classical, reggae, and jazz
fusion are all genres of music that intelligent people listen to and so
I find it hard to believe that you do listen to that type of stuff.
>
> Music that should be subjected to euthanasia: Drop 50 megatons of
> kindness on Seattle, Kurt's biggest mistake was not shooting Courtney
> first, Lilth what?, Sow anti-personal mines at Wood$tock '99, Britney
> Spears would be much better off as a porno actress, The boy bands and
> their shrieking 12 y/o fans should be rounded up and put in death
> camps.
Grunge is GOOD. People keep on focusing on the NEGATIVES of it; it's
certainly a whole lot more meaningful than what a lot of teens nowadays
here in the States listen to. You're probably just angry that someone
like Courtney Love would never stoop to "please" some little runt like
you. I like some Lilith Fair stuff...Sarah McLachlan, no, but Sheryl
Crow...yes. Again, you're probably just angry that someone who would
attend Lilith Fair would never stoop to "please" someone like you.
Woodstock '99 is a promotional gimmick, I will give you that much.
Britney Spears, a porno actress? What? You know, there's a term for
this...PEDOPHILIA. And another one connected to that one...FELONY.
While I may hate the boy bands, their fans should be LEFT ALONE. Got
that???
>
> Tv: Sucks. WTV's(wigger television) only redeeming quality is Daria
> (which will probably be replaced by a more ethnically diverse show
any
> day now.) TLC, TDC, A&E, Bravo, History Channel, and the SciFi
Channel
> are somewhat worthy of my attention. Oh, and I also like the trashy
> women on the spanish networks.
"Wigger" TV? I know I agree with the "EmptyV" sentiment but it ain't
cos of that. I do not seriously believe you watch TLC, Discovery,
Bravo, or the History Channel. Sci-Fi...maybe. And it figures you
like the whore-looking women on the Spanish channels (who are,
incidentally, the main reason why I will never view a Spanish-language
channel even though I understand everything in Spanish and am of that
sort of descent).
>
> Daria: Rules. Tape it, remove the commercials, convert the
commercials
> to binary, and post to them to alt.fan.backstreet-boys.
Trying to win brownie points, eh? Most of your comments are
irredemable.
>
> Mode of locomotion: Car, fast, black, German. Volkswagen - Cars for
> the Master race. Have to work three jobs to pay for the fucking
> insurance because most idiots my age are too freaking stupid to take
a
> cab home from the clubs.
"Cars for the Master race"??? What the fook? Are you some sort of
Neo-Nazi shitfaced perv? And...before you talk about "idiotic", look
in the mirror.
>
> Most often used phrase: It looks hungry, baby.
What is the "it"? Your pet hamster? That's pretty much the only thing
I'm venturing you're really experienced at handling.
Your grade on my evaluation: F. No, make that a D-. I'm feeling
generous today.
Yeah I did read it, the post was confused. That message was for Jacking
himself whatever. Nothing except for the quote apology was for you.
Sorry if you got offended but it wasn't intended for your self.
see ya,
wicka_chick
>Pardon me if I dredge up a really old thread here but I just saw this
>whilst looking at a.t.d away from my computer (Netscape expired a BUNCH
>of messages before I got a chance to read them) and I wanted to do this
>so's I could say I "did it".
>
>> I don't know if you slackers do introductions, but here goes,
>> anyway...
>
>I do introductions. And questionnaires too. I've got nothing to hide.
>
>> Name: can't ya read the "From: " heading? ;)
>> DOB: 07/02/99 (dd/mm/yy, the only way for an Anglophile)
Diane- Did you mean 1979 for year of birth? If not, you're only 5 months old!
And I've missed lots of old threads due to a VERY BUSY workload at my job with
no time to check ngs. I feel like a copycat, but here's my info, too. :-)
Name: Robyn
DOB: 04/07/70 (in US) 07/04/70 (in UK)
Sex: Not lately. And I'm female.
Hair: Medium Brown, with early white strands--dammit!
Eyes: Myopic Brown, either with contacts (non-colored or glasses)
Boyfriend: Not currently.
High School:Morris Knolls, Denville, NJ class of 1988
Favorite Subject: Waaaay back in school it was ART, which was my college major.
Currently I'd say SLEEP, since I've been getting very little lately.
Hobbies: Like Diane, Duran Duran, Daria, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, drawing in
my sketchbook, seeing movies, Dennis Miller Live on HBO, trying to master
Photoshop and Pagemill to make a website.
Parents: Awesome people. They let me live at home while I save up for my trip
to Australia in 2000.
Music I listen to: Almost everything, EXCEPT: Rap (which I don't think should
be classified under music), Hip Hop, Country and Metal. My favorites are Duran
Durna, Eric Clapton, Sarah McLaughlin, with a particular fondness for 80s new
wave.
TV: I've cut back! Now it's Daria, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Will and Grace,
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Dennis Miller Live, those damn newsmagazines
(I'm addicted), Charmed, ER, and Friends.
Mode of transport: My brand new 1999, silver Saturn SC-1, the 3-door coupe.
That third door is *really* cute.
Most often used phrase: "apparently" Apparently I like the way that sounds.
Yeesh! Lots of info on this post. Can't wait until 10:00 tomorrow!
Robyn
>Yeah I did read it, the post was confused. That message was for Jacking
>himself whatever. Nothing except for the quote apology was for you.
>Sorry if you got offended but it wasn't intended for your self.
>see ya,
>
Oh, ok. Never mind then. :)
Ok. And BTW, your teensy weensy pores are really cute today.
>Ok. And BTW, your teensy weensy pores are really cute today.
>
Pores? I have pores? Aaaaaah! I do NOT have pores! <runs screaming>
;-)