my own Ewing BBQ

[Ryan P Dziadosz]

I am in college, and there's nothing more that I like to do than sit down
with a little Dallas and a lot of booze. Anyhoo, my roomates all like
Dallas and whoever we show the program to gets infected with Dallas fever.

Last year we had two theme parties - a Bondfest and a Bionic Blowout (to
celebrate the great show, the Six Million Dollar Man). What better than
have a Ewing BBQ this year.

The conditions were set, it was BYOB, BYOM (bring your own meat), and no
one is allowed in unless they're wearing western gear. My best friend is
vey similar to Bobby in that he is really good looking and always does
the right thing, while I am very much like JR. We were dressed to the
hilt. I even had on JR's white scarf that he wears to all of the BBQs on
the show.

We had sixty people show up in western gear, and get really drunk. I
even turned a couple of people on to the joys of having a bourbon and
branch.

By the end of the night, everyone was walking around quoting Jock.
there's nothing better than hearing "I am Takapa" in a drunken slurred
voice. My friends and I kept mimicing Barnes and yelling "Relationship
(spit) that's a joke", and "I think he got me, i think he got me, I think
he got me for good" both from the last time JR destroyed old Cliff.

So if you're ever in the mood to have a theme party, try a Ewing BBQ. It
was a blast.

[Cory C. Springhorn]

dzia...@gold.tc.umn.edu (Ryan P Dziadosz) wrote:

>So if you're ever in the mood to have a theme party, try a Ewing BBQ. It
>was a blast.

This sounds like it would have been a lot of fun. My parents had a
swimming pool, and every time I ever had a pool party, my best friend
and I always had to kick things off by one of us pushing the other
into the pool while shouting, "I'll kill you, J.R.! I'll kill you!"

(The same friend and I considered starting a huge fight at our senior
Prom, as a tribute to the Oil Barons' Ball, but our girlfriends vetoed
that idea. Sigh.)