SNL reruns this week (Oct 5-11)
Frank Serpas III
(along with episode summaries taken from my SNL Episode Guide).
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In some markets, the Saturday night broadcast of
The Best of Dana Carvey
will be followed by a 90-minute "classic" SNL; check your local listings.
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The Comedy Network (available in Canada) is showing...
60-minute versions of episodes from the '82-'83 season on weekdays and
90-minute versions of episodes from the '79-'80 season on weekends.
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Comedy Central will air 60-minute versions of the following...
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
05-Oct 06-Oct 07-Oct 08-Oct 09-Oct 10-Oct 11-Oct
11:00am EDT 89d 89e 89f 89g 89h 88p 92m
3:00pm EDT 85i 85j 85k 85l 85m
midnite EDT 89d 89e 89f 89g 89h
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85i Ron Reagan / The Nelsons
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cold: parents are at Camp David, so host engages in White House Risky Business
COMM: yuppies are going to Hell {rerun}
show: The Pat Stevens Show- Little Richard (DAW) says everyone steals his ideas
skit: host goes Back To The Future to Hellcats Of The Navy set to unite parents
song: musical guest performs "Walk Away"
misc: upside-down PEJ & TEL do tricks that big-name magicians can't match
skit: (JOC) is upset with her boyfriend David's (JOL) Woody Allen obsession
song: musical guest performs "Do You Know What I Mean"
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85j Jerry Hall / Stevie Ray & Jimmie Vaughn
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cold Rolling Stones manager Tommy Flanagan & host in a bar; Mick Jagger cameo
show The Limits Of The Imagination- Maggie The Cat (host) desires gay (TES)
skit Models Against The Wilderness- host & Brooke Shields (JOC) in plane crash
song musical guest performs "Say What"
news Weekend Update Dancers ask "How Will I Know" about Anatoly Shcharansky
news sex kitten Babette (NOD) talks about her trip to Manila
show Master Thespian- unrequited love for co-star of jungle movie (host)
misc Sam Kinison [real] does stand-up, sings "love song" to former girlfriend
skit Kaddafi (JOL) threatens (host) & (NOD) after they cross his line of death
show The Pat Stevens Show- host shows how to hang upside-down & maintain looks
song musical guest performs "Change It"
skit hammer, snapping turtle, soup threaten to worsen (RAQ)'s sore big toe
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85k Jay Leno / The Neville Brothers
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cold: SNL executive producer Tommy Flanagan gives host a tour of the studio
mono: host does stand-up about TV shows, celebrity endorsements, Charles Manson
skit Target Earth- aliens from a less-advanced civilization act tough
skit: Mike The Dog [real] has dinner with an old friend (RAQ) in a restaurant
song: musical guest performs "The Big Chief"
news Weekend Update Dancers try "Living In America" during a flu outbreak
news AWB says that there are no good guys in the Iran-Iraq war
show: Star Search- uppity spokesmodel (NOD); (DEM) & (JOC) do Olympia Cafe skit
skit: mustache lets host become his evil twin "Wayne" when (JOC) won't put out
skit: a veteran comic (host) visits the observational stand-ups backstage
song: musical guest performs "The Midnight Key"
comm Lyle Alzado (RAQ) supervises (RDJ) during ad for Man Beat magazine
skit shy Biff (JOL) & Salena (JOC) talk to each other in her diner
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85l Griffin Dunne / Rosanne Cash
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cold: Tommy Flanagan clears up rumors about SNL's poor ratings & reviews
mono: host plays the "Wipeout" drum solo with only one hand
comm: Ferdinand Marcos Malacanang Palace Liquidation Sale- (RAQ) lists bargains
show: You Bet Your Finger- a malfunctioning mini-guillotine butchers (host)
news: Weekend Update Dancers are "Addicted to Love" over Ivy League sex scandal
news: AWB discusses whether giving $100,000,000 to the Contras is a good idea
news: DEM removes Central America from the Weekend Update map with a chain saw
news: Pinochet Countdown Contest- viewers guess when Argentine leader will go
song: musical guest performs "Hold On"
comm: Two Jones Cable Installers- the "brothers" can get you a special deal
misc: PEJ & TEL show viewers how to fool friends with a VCR-based card trick
song: musical guest performs "I Don't Know Why"
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85m George Wendt & Francis Ford Coppola / Philip Glass
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cold: LOM tells cast that NBC has brought in Francis to direct tonight's SNL
mono: Francis directs George & audience on how he wants the jokes to work
show: The Honeymooners, The Lost Episodes- Ralph (George) punches Alice (NOD)
misc: Tommy Flanagan as Grant Tinker gives Francis the OK to go commercial-free
misc: Francis' bad camera switches screw up a "Mystery Playhouse" sketch
song: musical guest performs "Lightning"
misc: Francis interrupts That Black Girl- he wants more realism from set & DAV
misc: Francis nearly quits when AMH gets shot during a too-real Vietnam sketch
misc: ghost of Master Thespian visits Francis & asks to be in the grand finale
song: musical guest performs "Rubric" as Koyaanisqatsi scenes are shown
misc: Francis' grand finale pays tribute to live television & Studio 8H
misc: bartenders ALF & TOD serve beer to finale non-participant George
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88p Mel Gibson / Living Colour
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cold: Pete Rose's (PHH) gambling info source Rain Man (DAC) has informed on him
skit: Tales Of Ribaldry- suggestive story of a woodsman (host) & a lady (NOD)
skit: ladies line up for an appointment with dream gynecologist host
show: anal-retentive Gene (PHH) gets sidetracked before showing how to cook
skit: sheriff Josh Acid's (host) name binds him to use an unconventional weapon
show: As World Turn- Frankenstein's well-spoken evil twin (host) replaces him
song musical guest performs "Cult of Personality"
song musical guest performs "Open Letter to a Landlord"
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89d James Woods / Don Henley
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cold: The Tonight Show- Johnny Carson (DAC) interviews VIJ & Nancy Reagan (JAH)
mono: police surround the stage after a home viewer identifies criminal host
skit: Dracula (host) screens (JAH), (VIJ), (NOD) for AIDS risk factors
song: musical guest performs "The Last Worthless Evening"
show: Primetime Live- Sam Donaldson (KEN) & Diane Sawyer (JAH) banter awkwardly
news: VIJ reports from Costa Rica after practicing her Spanish pronunciation
news: AWB offers his views on Reagan accepting money from Japan for speaking
news: DEM & Dennis Miller (DAC) recite the Weekend Update oath
misc: Tonto, Tarzan, & Frankenstein recite "The Raven"
song musical guest performs "The Boys of Summer"
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89e Chris Evert / Eurythmics
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cold: host trashes the locker room after losing in the finals at Wimbledon
mono: host trashes her dressing room after being dissatisfied with her comedy
COMM: Colon Blow & Super Colon Blow- (PHH) learns about the high-fiber cereals
misc: Bush (DAC) takes credit for the destruction of the Berlin Wall
skit: Bette Davis' (JAH) kids (PHH) & (NOD) watch a videotape of her will
skit: after retiring from tennis, host can't shake Martina Navratilova (NOD)
skit: Lothar Of The Hill People- chieftain responsibilities are discussed
skit: effeminate heterosexual Lyle Billup (DAC) fits the gay stereotype
song musical guest performs "Angel"
song musical guest performs "Baby's Gonna Cry"
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89f Woody Harrelson / David Byrne
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cold: Five Easy Pieces '89- Jack Nicholson (PHH) collects his Batman royalites
mono: host plays guitar & sings thesaurus-inspired "Pretty Lady"
show: Pumping Up With Hans & Franz- Roseanne Barr (VIJ) undergoes liposuction
show: Attitudes- maker of food minatures Paul Tinso (host) displays his work
show: Sprockets- dark East German filmmaker (host) has rapidly Westernized
song: musical guest performs "Dirty Old Town"
misc: Tonto, Tarzan, & Frankenstein say what they're thankful for
song: musical guest performs "Loco De Amor"
misc: "Three Very Lonesome Cowboys" (PHH), (host), (DAC) sing about range life
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89g John Goodman / k.d. lang & The Reclines
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cold: committee questions George Bailey (DAC) about his failed savings & loan
mono: only host's wife [real] would rather watch him than Roseanne Barr (VIJ)
show: Wayne's World- movie reviews; re-enactments for Aurora's Most Wanted
skit: Toonces gets help when Martians (ALF) & (TOD) land on Earth
show: The Referee Pitman (host) Show- audience members politely criticize him
song: musical guest performs "Pullin' Back The Reins"
show: cajun chef's (host) cooking style is hampered by anal-retentive Gene
song: musical guest performs "Johnny Get Angry"
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89h Robert Wagner / Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville
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cold: Bush (DAC) talks about the Malta conference & tries not to wake Quayle
COMM: Yard-a-pult {rerun}
skit: in a restaurant, (JAH) discovers that suave (host) is a very sloppy eater
show: Tales Of The Runaway Boulder- a big rock visits three separate couples
song: musical guest performs "Don't Know Much"
skit: Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies- small town battles undead autoerotica
show: A Betty Ford (JAH) Straight Arrow Christmas- three singers stay drug-free
COMM: Binaca's You Make The Call- Barry Goldwater was confused by the lights
song: musical guest performs "When Something Is Wrong"
show: In The Middle- (JOL) & (DAC) use (host)'s political analysis to do battle
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92m Alec Baldwin / Paul McCartney
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cold: after Dateline NBC anchors admit ethical lapses, Toonces drives them home
mono: host generously tips cast & crew to get special backstage treatement
COMM: Cluckin' Chicken- Clucky's head narrates as his body is turned into food
skit: The Mimic (host)- (JUS) hires self-proclaimed master of 1000 voices
show: The Chris Farley Show- CHF asks musical guest some dumb questions
news KEN gives a subliminal editorial about the early days of Clinton's term
news: ADS sings an ode to his "Red Hooded Sweatshirt"; Linda McCartney cameo
show: Soap Opera Digest- TV doctor (host) mispronounces medical terms
skit Gap employees Kristy (DAS) & Lucy (ADS) both think (host) is their guy
show Naked Woman Theatre- (host) responds to complaints the show has received
show Daily Affirmation- Stuart deconstructs some Valentine's Day cards
comm David Hasselhoff (host) & Patti LaBelle (ELC) in The Bodyguard TV series
skit: French teacher (host) makes sure students' inflection matches his
song musical guest performs "Get Out Of My Way"
song musical guest performs "Biker Like An Icon"
song musical guest performs "Hey Jude"
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