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PB

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Dec 31, 2009, 4:14:36 AM12/31/09
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Whoever he is, he thinks I watch Glenn Beck. :-) LOL

Who is Glenn Beck ?

Oh yeah, i remember now. I can't get enough of a gold peddling dry
drunk Mormon connecting Bill Ayers to the 2012 Mayan calendar
apocalypse prediction. I loves me that stuff. I only love great TV or
really horrid hideous TV. Luckily, there's a lot in the latter
category.

But dude, I don't even have time to watch much TV lately.

Mom has cancer and Dad has dementia, osteoporosis, cataracts, constant
hacking cough, imbalanced eyesight, problems speaking, hearing and
understanding, i think rabies, leprosy and scurvy as well as
tapeworms. Hell is breaking loose everywhere. I'm headed straight for
the streets, have to figure out a way to live on $1028 /month or will
be $632/month, the family is fighting like cats and dogs. Meanwhile,
real cats are sleeping with dogs, and it's raining frogs and locusts
outside my window. I haven't gotten laid in 3 years, the bathroom
attendant at the strip club feels pity for me, and i can't seem to
solve this 20 year old thing called severe anxiety/panic disorder/OCD.
I haven't worked in 2 years, and I don't see how or what I can do. The
anxiety always comes back, and the government has a way of punishing
you for trying to improve your lot by working even if you have to try
a few different things to find the right fit. I've lost all my friends
due to said life crap. Nieces and nephews are all growed up now, and
rarely see them, and a human pulse has not been detected on my mutant
siblings in years. Old friends turned out to be real shits and new
friends are hard to make when your life is this bad. As for the
ladies, there's nothing they love more than a mentally ill middle aged
paunchy man on disability. They eat that shit up. I'm so tired of
having to break hearts and beat them back with a stick.

I have other fish to fry except at night when i can't sleep.
I don't ever sleep anymore.

"After a night of improbable and grotesque mischief, I learned my
lesson. I never take vacations."

PB

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Dec 31, 2009, 5:04:59 AM12/31/09
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw

Send lawyers, guns and money. That might not be enough, but it's a
start.

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