A nutcase is phoning in fake accident reports from roadside
call boxes. Hey, it's Jeff Conaway! Ponch and John go on a double date
to a fancy French restaurant with a snobby host and waiter but Ponch
gets the last laugh when he forces them to serve him a "hamburger avec
fromage et frites" on their return visit during the closing credits.
Oh, Ponch! I am sure they spat in your food, or worse!
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"If Barack Obama isn't careful, he will become the Neville Chamberlain
of the 21st century."
http://www.jonmcnaughton.com/obama-foreign-policy/