[CHIPS] "Vintage '54" S01-E16

[Ubiquitous]

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Summary: http://chips-tv.com/Guide/Episode/116.shtml
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 2015 07:29:31 -0400
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A family going on vacation forgets their baby in the confusion of
packing. After the opening credits, Ponch and Jon chase a speeding
Corvette. After the 'vette is pulled over and the driver is set loose,
it is stolen. Soon after that, a trucker finds the baby and has someone
tell Ponch and Jon. After dropping off the baby at Central, a sky-diver
is rescued from a highway overpass by Ponch on a crane. That night,
Ponch and Jon show up to baby sit but don't do a very good job.
Meanwhile, Mrs. Downey goes to the store to get more booze and her car
is stolen. The next day, Ponch and Jon stop a pair of foxy "Martians"
driving an unusual car without plates. Back at HQ, Mrs. Downey is
waiting for her '56 Caddy and starts bossing Getraer around. While on
patrol, Ponch and Jon find a dumpster that gets loose and rolls
downhill. It refuses to pull over for them and eventually hits a
station wagon. Meanwhilel, Gertrare gets rid of Mrs. Downey by making
Bear take her home. Soon the baby is returned to its family. Meanwhile,
Mrs. Downey has Baricza going in circles. When the call comes in for
her car, Baricza drops her off and responds with Ponch and Jon in the
lead. They arrives at the car thieves' hideout and bust them all. Mrs.
Downey arrives back at Central to pick up her car and she backs over
Sarge's motorcycle as she leaves.

Here's some running commentary with a friend:
Ubi: Ugh, not sure I want to watch an ep about a lost baby
JD: Lol
Ubi: Heh heh, Ponch said "that could be a deuce!"
JD: Lol
Ubi: Wow, that looked like a man in a rape van
JD: Huh?
Ubi: Ponch and John should have arrested him on the spot
JD: LOL
Ubi: Some dude who looked like Mr Furley in a rape van pulled up to
them and told them a trucker a rest stop needs them...
And they found the baby...
JD: Lol
Ubi: The suspense is boring me zzzzz,...
JD: Lol sounds like it
Ubi: Dang, ten minutes and they're already planning on which foster
home to leave the baby!
JD: Oh lol
Ubi: So now some skydiver passed out and got her parachute tangled on
an interstate overpass sign. John's holding onto her parachute for dear
life because the sign's about to fall off the bridge. I think it is
safe to assume those signs were designed to hold an extra 100 pounds.
ha ha
JD: Lol
Ubi: Man, the suspense is boring me!
Ubi: Lucky Ponch commandeered that crane down the road to catch her!
JD: Lol
Ubi: Wait, this baby has been missing for over half a day and neither
parent has noticed yet?
JD: Lol
Ubi: Poor Ponch; the baby crapped on him
Ubi: Whoah! Is that Florence Henderson on Perry Mason?
JD: Probably lol
Ubi: I was like "that vox sounds familiar.."
Ubi: "You don't have the baby? I didn't take her to grandma's place!
Uh-oh! Where's the baby?"
JD: Lol I don't know
Ubi: Gatrell is briefing everyone on the fancy car thefts.
Ohhhh, things getting wavy.. here comes a flashback sequence!
Ubi: Oh no! Runaway garbage dumpster!
Ubi: I was about to comment on how well-balanced it was, going down the
middle of the street with nary a wobble, when it suddenly veered to the
side and hit a car.
Ubi: Phew! The baby returned to its parents
Ubi: The sassy old lady I think we've seen before got her car back and
totalled catrell's bike while leaving the parking lot. Ha ha!

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So to recap:
Iraq is imploding
Measels is spreading
Russia is expanding
The US is being invaded
Vets are dying
IRS is lying
And Obama is giving Isreal's secrets to Iran
http://www.jonmcnaughton.com/obama-foreign-policy/