[CHIPS] "Rock Devil Rock". S06-E04

[Ubiquitous]

A Satanic rock star fears someone is trying to kill
him. Hey, it's Danny "Ralph Mouth" Most! Meanwhile, the officers
prepare for their Halloween party. Concurrent commentary follows:

UBI:Bwah ha ha ha! Lamest "Satanic" rocker ever!
UBI:Wait a minute... his band looks like KISS!
UBI:We know Moloch is edgy b/c he drives a hearse.
UBI:Is that stock footage of protesters?
UBI: "Moloch! Must! DIE!" Nice song, Moloch!
UBI:Who farted?
UBI:Oh, nose! Moloch's car breaks don't work!
UBI:Ummm, Ponch, is it really a good idea to extricate the driver onto
your bike and leave the hearse running unattended?
UBI:Ahhh, this is an obligatory Halloween ep!
UBI:Grossman almost gets killed by pumpkins left in the road by a kid
and they just laugh it off. Really?
UBI:Hey, it's Elvira!
UBI:Moloch's manager claims they'll need to use a new precious metal
for all the records he'll sell: zirconium. Oh, Peter Marshall...
UBI:Oh no, some kid ate candy with glass in it!
UBI:Moloch demonstrates how backtracking is nonsense, only for the tape
to repeatedly play "Moloch. Must. Die!". Wink-wah! Which trope is
next?
UBI:Oh, hello again, Elvira!
UBI:How does Ponch expect that kid to help protect the younger kids
from bike gangs stealing their candy?
UBI:Oh nose! Pepe crashed his bicycle into a gas tanker, right before a
couple cars hit it and made it explode!
UBI:Shaddup, Grossman, tell us what u found on that tape!
UBI:Of course! Moloch's manager is going to fatally sabotage the fire
breathing act! Um, why did he telegraph it on that tape?
UBI:Worst. Music video. Ever!
UBI:Umm, why did that gasoline explode like that when Ponch knocked it
out of his hands?
UBI:The producer confesses... I am incredulous that Moloch's death
is going to improve his record sales.
UBI:Poor Elvira, DJing such a lame party...
UBI:Ponch does the tango with Elvira into the closing credits as his
costars watch. Dang, this really has become the Erik Estdada Show!


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